May 21 2008Heidi & Spencer ruin baseball for all future generations

Jesus! I thought these two only came out on holidays. Great, now it looks like Heidi and Spencer will mug like retarded sea-monkeys at any event. Even more disturbing is that it appears to be Bat Day and yet somehow they walked out with all their hair, teeth and limbs attached. I gotta ask: Dodger fans, why do you hate America so much?

Thanks to Tina who saw these two and swung for the fences. And by fences I mean Heidi's chin.


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Am I first? It is an honur!

first?

FIRST!

FIRST!

Oh, pardon me, I forget my comment to add. I do love the blonde, but I am not fan of the man. Is he a movie star? I don't know that one. The girl doesn't play the americn ball game, no?

Is it me or is she enjoying that Popsicle too much. Must be a good way she practices. But damn are they so fake just seeing them makes jesus cry alot. Or taking a cheese grater to my testicles .

Good Lord!!! Please tell me someone is watching the clock, surely their 15 minutes is up.......the world needs a Gong!

FUCK THESE GUYS! c'mon man, stop posting about them. They are awful. But not even in an amusing way. just awful. i prefer weird amy winehous posts to these guys.

for a site that supposedly despises them, you sure post about them a lot. if all the websites and dishrag mags stopped posting things about this annoying, plastic, boring couple they would not be famous anymore.

1-4: You are fucking retards. Especially 1, who cannot spell honor.

Dilwar, you cracka me up..
And I will help you with this, no?

The blonde want you to find her. To take her to basement. And to her you keep there. yes? you see? Go now, Dilwar from Bangalore. Your mission of most important, yes.


I hate you MTV....

@5-learn some proper english. Dumbfuck.

You really have stop posting those two. Its enough. Its because of these types of websites that allows these people to survive.

Dear Superficial Writer,
Please, for the love of God, stop posting pictures of these 2 douchebags.
Thanks,

Fucking fuckity fuck!! Goddamn I hate these shitbags. I bet these mediawhores never once turned toward the field to watch the game. More likely, these uberweiss cunts probably left right after their pictures were taken.

The Hitler Youth strike again.......

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when's the sex tape coming out? You know it's only a matter of time....and by time I mean prolonging our eternal suffering for even caring enough to comment on these two no talent ass clowns.

10- pardon me, english not my first language. sorry for the offense, yes?
11- I am happy to give you many joy. I am not known what is a basement? I really do like the blonde, very pretty yes? (happy face)

I dare them to come to Fenway Park.

seriously, i hate these two......

i was at the game and when they showed them on the megatron they were booed by everyone there! hahaha

@22 - Sophia - YES. That'll teach 'em to show up at baseball parks.
god damned butt fuckers.

These two are such geniuses, when the Dodgers came to bat, they both yelled "GO KOBE"!!!

As someone previously appropriately, fuck fuckity fuck. God, I hate them.

that spencer guy is soo fucking ugly!!! if he was in texas they would beat his ass up!!! he looks like a tool! and wtf is that shit hes growing on his face!

not gonna lie hedi is a good looking girl.

What the hell is up with her shorts? They look like some grandma jeans that got cut too short.

Hi everyone, hope it's a great week for you.

These two look sooo super cute, especially Heidi, as she always does. It seems like it just comes natural to her, wearing what she wears and putting on that sparkling smile.

She looks great in anything tight, so hopefully we'll see more of her as summer looms ever so closer.

Randal

Stop post pictures of these retards. They are really depressing. I think about humanity's impeding doom every time i see them.

OMG! WTF! This is so upsetting! I mean I love baseball! But now... Well, now I can never look at it the same way. And speaking of looking... Why are they not looking at the field in any of the pictures?

That was supposed to be impending not impeding. But I'm sure they impede things as well, like hope for the future.

seriously... can we just stop posting about them. I hate that were even having to comment to get you to stop posting any stories about the two cunts. I mean the pictures are all set up fake fun time pics so just dont even bother posting anything with them on it. Unless there is a fake set where one of them has explosive shits. Or both of the, that I would just like to see them make all the fake happy pictures still.

I'm torn here.
Part of me wants to resist commenting, because I don't want to do anything to encourage this douchebaggery.
But the rest wants to plea to Fish to stop posting pictures of fucking clown boots Heidi and ass hat Spencer.

Who are these people and why are there always news posts about them?

Damn, that bitch can suck a popsicle.

honestly... we should be made to think of the impending doom. It's just so... near... the end is nigh.

that being said...
Let's pump it up.

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I agree with the consensus, stop posting about these fake ass non-celebs. Their faked photo-ops sicken me.

@11 Veggi.. brilliant.

I think she has the balls.

That blonde beard looks like he glued barber hair to his face. What a fucking ridiculous dildo that guy is.

I always knew Spencer had a tiny bat.

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Fuck, stop posting about these two, they are the most retarded people on Earth and just by looking at their retarded faces you just get a little more retarded yourself, they're poisonus for human intelect.
They both are UGLY. And they both try really hard to be pretty, but are ugly as sin. The dude looks as gay as possible, the chick has an incredibly retarded ugly horse face and you can tell she really wants to be pretty. RETARDED as hell, UGLY as hell. STOP POSTING ABOUT THESE TWO SUPERFISH, and probably they'll die and disappear from our life's, do society a favor and quit posting about these two ugly morons.

Just an observation all you numb nuts! Any guy, and perhaps some females, who say that you wouldn't tap that or eat that or just love to see that naked is either lying or queer! What do you got?

I shudder to think what sex between this two is like.. Heidi on top with her mouth in a state of perpetual openness.. Spencer with a creepy look on his face directing her movements.. God help us all if they breed.

ENOUGH
FUCKING
ARTICLES
ABOUT
THESE
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really wish these two tools would just sit down and stop cheesing it for the cameras every damn time! What a pair of asses... oh well enjoy the fame while it lasts.

Don't get me wrong........I hate these fuckwads........but I have to be honest.......the combination of that popsicle in her mouth and her "fuck me eyes" in that pic gave me a masive boner.

OK, we hate them.

But MAAANNNNN, I would fuck the shit outta her.

At least when she has the popsicle in her mouth she's not smiling vacuously! That has got to be the stupidest looking whore in the universe, and she's WORSE!

Seriously, LA, wtf? You had the opportunity, you had the means, god knows you should have had the motivation. I think you would get the medal of honor if you beat those two a$$hats to death with those tiny bats.

Do NOT make that mistake again! The world is depending on you!

The are not looking at the game in ANY of the pictures.

41- I am very much happy at that proposl. She is not have fan club in America, no? I see many anger words. In my country she would be much happier, yes? I would like to speak with her father with price of her dowry. She must be at a high price? Maybe man can be with my sister, she very lonely, no man in my country will keep her.

that is some serioiusly comphrehensive game gear.

those two are such douchebags. I wish they would fall off a cliff

mm popsicle..

NERDS!!!

I'd like to insert the pink bat she's hiding into another special pink palace she keeping just for me....

I'd like to insert the pink bat she's holding into another special pink palace she keeping just for me....

Another reason to hate the Dodgers.

Another reason to hate the Dodgers.

Another reason to hate the Dodgers.

Please tell your company to STOP posting lame pictures of these two! Why are you doing this to the fans of your website? Please, I'm just sick of looking at them and emaciated Amy Winehouse and "Big Mama" Britney.

Someone kills these cunts. please.

And Superfish, stop posting about them, please, they're nothing.

Id like to take that foam finger and stick it up her c*nt and shove that little bat up her tight little a**hole

Why does spencer always have those disgusting pubic hairs all over his face. Heidi rocks, but he is a complete "i live off daddy's money tool bag".

I swear these two fucksticks need to get their heads caught in a pool drain and drown. That, or roast alive in a fiery crash with a gas tanker.

59, I'm with you. It actually hurts less to know that these walking yeast infections are Dodgers fans.

Is it too much to ask to get a picture that shows her ass?

I HATE these @#$!@s, (and MTV which once offered great programming 20 years or so ago)...


They better not show up at Wrigley...

Can't SOMEONE shove those fucking baseball bats up their respective anuses so hard they exit the mouth????? God I hate these two more than I hate George Bush.

Geez, I though Hitler Youth just played soccer and beat up on Jews.

This is proof that you CAN be too white.

The only way these pics might interesting would be if the pink "bat" she's holding contained batteries and was being plunged into her repeatedly by some lesbian porn starlet.

How pathetic they are...you can almost see the price tags and stickers on all their clothes. You can certainly see the display-made fold wrinkles.

How can Heidi think Spencer is cute at all? He looks like such a pedofile! Look at all that nasty blond facial hair!

Hmm. I must have typed in the URL wrong. I was looking for thesuperficial.com, which is a site about celebrities.

These people are disgusting. And if you hate them so much, too, Superfish, then you wouldn't give them the satisfaction of writing articles about them on a daily basis. You're just giving them what they want.

Blonde facial hair is disgusting

Unlike most of you negative loosers i actually was out at this game. Half the crowd booed and the other half don't know who these people are.

he always looks guilty and ashamed, like he knows what a sham he is in every way.

she looks like she'd kill her parents and eat her children for fame and love every single second of it.

someone's making a lot of money off of these two. this is like milli-vanilli except with manufactured aryan dipshit "actors".

I saw Heidi on TV last night, her face had more make-up acne than Alicia Keys. If you're going to insist on being a dumb cunt in the public eye, get on that Proactiv shit, otherwise stop clouding my vision with your fake-ass tits and your dumb partner-in-gay Spencer with his "look at me im a big boy with facial hair" goatee. PLEASE MAKE THESE COCKSHARERS GO AWAY!!!

Ok, I used to work at a really low-end roadhouse, and the bartender's wardrobe was entirely from the '80s. Tacky as hell. I swear, Heidi is dressed exactly like her.

At least she did a bang-up job glueing her pubes onto that little boy's face.

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I don't get it. Why do these people get attention on this website - focus on real celebs. Not the c-list.

They are really brother and sister.

Dilawar is their agent...it's painfully obvious. But, do us a favor...

For God's sake, please...please Dilawar...take them back to Bangalore where they can prance and play among the monkeys whom raised them in the steamy jungles of yore.

Ladies, if we can judge your likely IQ by looking at you, you're doing it wrong.

This is assuming you don't like being a "dumb blonde" but we all know thats hardly the case.

Weirdos.

These two again. what a surprise. Gotta pay the bills somehow I guess eh Fish? Fucking sad, this site used to rock.

Uh, hey retard...my junior high called, 1986 wants its shorts back.

Who thinks they're actually Dodger fans???

48...totally agree. I'd bang her so hard it'd stop time, But only if i could choke her afterwards and beat the ever living shit out of that douchebag faggot she's dating.

Somebody needs to show both of them how to do sphincter contraction exercises with an open stapler.

WTF? Who is the loser that follows them around to take dumb ass posed pictures of them? Cause whoever he is, I hope he gets hit by a bus!

Dear Neo of the Matrix,

I have seen your movies. I know you possess mad skills.

Please hurt Heidi Spencer.

Please hurt her real bad.

thanks in advance,

dude

I'd like to use that bat on her pussy while I fucked the hell out of her asshole! Or vice versa!

Scott,

"the world needs a Gong" is one of the funniest and truest things I has ever red

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"the world needs a Gong" is one of the funniest and truest things I has ever red

FIRST!

May I shit on the dot on your glabella?

she'll be sticking that bat up Spencer's butt later, no doubt.

I think the funniest thing about these two is how Spencer pretends to be into girls. Don't be ashamed, Spence! Tell the world about the fact that you're a flaming homosexual. Everything would make a lot more sense.

99- I am appreciate joke you make, yes? Maybe you now go to your basement?I am learning much on american intenet, american basement keep blonde. (Many happy face)

My sister, she very lonely. No man keep her. I am not have basement in my country. I have show her this page, of the man with the blonde hair on face. She tell me, she do not like him at all. Im sure not why he is on internet?

Superfish will you please stop posting pictures of these two assbags?? I dont even know who the fuck Heidi Montag is and i really dont care, shes not that hot. These fag photo shoots they do are lame and pathetic. They just waste space on the site.

By posting their pics, you are doing exactly what these two mental incapacitates want you to do.

These two are the absolute bottom of the barrel. Stop posting pics of them. It's the most painful insult you'll ever give them, and the only one they'll ever care about.

Why are they holding dildos in most of those photos?

Uhh. Please stop posting these "candid" photos of them. You're only perpetuating their fake fame.

They have to be two of the ugliest forms of life I've ever laid eyes upon.
Disgusting.

Can someone please send their schedule for the next few weeks to Bin Laden. If he wants to take out a symbol of all that is wrong with Western culture, they would be the best target. The fundamentalists get to let off some steam, and we see the back of these two abominations. Everyone wins.

but...exactly, what's their job?????

I HATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE THESSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.Please stop putting these pathetic duo of slime in the press.

I would kiss her on the strikes if she kissed me on the balls.

Dude's a gettin' a little tubby. Fat ass.

THAT"S IT!!! I hate them. Now, I'm going to have to burn my baseball jamies and hurl.

He sooooo wanted to deep throat that popsicle...

I was at that game on Monday. First they showed Nick Lachey holding a Reds cap and he got booed. Later they showed James Denton on the screen and he got cheered. Later on they showed these two all decked out in Dodger gear and they got booed worse than Andruw Jones gets booed.


They so white they make Pat Boone seem ghetto

AND FUCKING CORNY! HASN'T ANYONE TOLD THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES THAT WHAT THEY DO IS CORNY?

Imagine living your entire life as one great big photo op? What is their point? SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME WHAT THEY'RE FUCKING POINT IS?

These people aren't worth posting. Please lets STOP giving them what they want! They don't deserve any of this attention!!!

Try helmets next time, YOU MONGOLS!!

What's up with the multiple outfit changes on Heidi's part?

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STOP posting pics of these asstards. All it does is piss us off to see them. For the love of GOD if you like these two I feel very sorry for you.

who the hell are these people?

They should put those bats, popsicles and that hand-thing up their asses and get LOST!!!

#108, BRILLIANT IDEA!

And what about sending him Paris's schedule in the same envelope?

#20, you rock!!!!!!!!!

We would rip that shit to PIECES. Wicked douchebags.

Stop hating. If this sites guru posts a few more pics of these two he will have enough $ to finally move out. Not that this site won't suck any less....

Please stop posting these two UGLY people. The dude looks like Richie Rich with a beard and a fivehead, and the chick is just a chin and some implants. Fucking gross.

They aren't real Dodger Fans. I would have beat them with my bat if I were there!

what the f*ck man ive never seen such annoying couple! i see these retards everywhere!
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fuck off heidi & spencer!!!!!!!! fucking retards!

OMFG.

FUCK BOUT THESE DOUCHE BAGS OF HOLLYFAGHOOD

Straight up. Superficial, I got into this site because o my teacher.

My ex bitch use to read all this crap us weekly and people.... i hated it,

but this right here.... shits church.

I always wondered who these fucking losers were, and they are from the hills?
you have got to be kidding me.

I roll thru hollywood all the time, and hopefully I catch this fool one night waking out some fucking loser rich bar, and ima slap his shit silly.

Heidi is fucking cute though, but regardless, fuck looks, if you just a goodlooking bitch, and dont got any ambition in life, except for "acting"
well ur just another number on the long number of centimeters this cock holds.

Word is fucking bond.

Ok above that was well said!

On another front, I'd like to bring attention to the fact that Heidi is the only one standing (other than Spencer) and facing the wrong way.

FLESH-COLORED BEARD! FLESH-COLORED BEARD! FLESH-COLORED BEARD!

i would like to beat them both to death using that little pink bat.

I don't understand why they are famous? Because they are blond and stupid? They are like the third reich, if it were required to have an IQ under 80.

Editors of this site: PLEASE STOP COVERING THESE TWO!!!

I SWEAR IF I SEE ANOTHER BLOG ABOUT THEM, I WILL NO LONGER USE THIS SITE. I WILL TAKE IT OFF MY BOOKMARKS.

I hate them...i just do. Do they get paid for photos? they must be paid or else what kind of douchebags would they have to be to even think they are fooling anyone

She is pretty.

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