May 6 2008Elisha Cuthbert brings nougaty bikini-ness to your boring ol' Tuesday

I'm FRIST!!!
And thank god she is growing hair again!!!

She has a nice shape.

You will never see loose fat ass Kim Kardaskank showing her behind while wearing a swim suit!

Funny, I'm usually last..

Damn I hate skinny blondes. I hate blondes period. Most are fakes. I am proud of what I got and I got a lot of it to be proud of.
Any singe guys here???

hate to break it to you but Elisha is Canadian.

That's American?

That's nasty.

Randal

Well, Canadians sre like that! Once we move to the US, like Kiefer and Elisha, we lap that shit right up. What happened to her massive boobs though?

screw 24... i just want to give her 12...

if you know what i mean...

Well, Canadians are like that! Once we move to the US, like Kiefer and Elisha, we lap that shit right up. What happened to her massive boobs though?

She does have a cute body. Not all scrawny with a weird bumpy tummy Amy Whinewhoreishlike..

Stumpy, thickening midget.

I wish she still looked like she did back when she made Girl Next Door........god damn she was so hot in that movie.

Wow, she getting saddlebags - look at those last two pictures. And that hair is bleached so much it looks like straw.

agree with the saddle bags

i like the hair

overall, 9/10

chew it

#10

You are obviously confused of what a natural stomach looks like without lipo or tummy tuck.

ouba

14

She does not have saddle bags but if you want to see what saddle bags look like then look at Kim Kardaskank when she is wearing a swim suit. Oh yeah she never shows her butt unless it has been airbrushed or she is wearing a girdle.

Well i hope she got Shawn Avery out of her system.
He's a bit of a loose cannon.
....I doubt if Kief will ever get the Jack Daniels out of his system.
Whatever.
They should both be forced to do time on 'Little Mosque on the Prairie' before they're allowed back up here..

She's Canadian smart ass.

Yeah, both Kiefer Sutherland and Elisha Cuthbert are definitely Canadian.

She does need to tone up a bit.

Like, when are they going to do something about the trolls on this site?
Frist seems to be lot funnier than her troll. Does she ever come here anymore ?
And I have this guy in China (Hong Kong) (Chung King Mansions) (Kowloon) who keeps referring to myself and Cliff Notes. Like - WTF ?
Cliff Notes : Well you did outsource 'The Inquisition' to China Bink.
Binky : Well ok. Never send money to people you meet online.

She's beautiful like the rest of us Canadians. We are all perfect & have six pack abs. Cellulite is banned up here in Canada. Beer bellies are against the law also up here. Trivia for you Americans.............do you know the name of the King of Canada? Answer, his name is King Herb Tarlek.

She is so beautiful and large sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. Her blog and photos were found at dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g .c o m " ---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

Oh wait...she's fat

is he wearing jams?

I see a younger Jennifer Love Hewitt in that bod. Maybe it IS the bikini after all.

#25

she is not fat.
if she is fat then the majority of the world's population is morbidly obese.
i think she looks very healthy unlike many of the size sub-zero stars in hollywood today

She looks cute!

Nevermind her, who's the fatass dude she's with? Gross fucking hoopdog.

She isn't fat, but her non-toned body gives the impression that she is overweight.

I would totally get with that, and she looks better than she has in some time, but that is absolutely not the same girl in those recent Maxim pictures. Her legs in these pics aren't the same long slender ones in those pictures. It really ticks me off how they airbrush those magazines.

Hmm, sadly, my Tuesday is still boring.

I guess some are more easily amused/distracted by shiny.. er... female things.

Aside from the cankles, not bad at all.

too bad they're both Canadian.. take that for american patriotism. ha.

Wow... at least she is just in a great bikini, not in great car busted for DUI.

she is sooo hot. how can i get a date with her? lets all brainstorm.

I'd change the title to Dion Phaneuf makes other men cry.

I'd really like to lick to the Tootsie Roll center of her vagina.

love the wedgie picture!

Yes there is nothing more american than those 2 canadians that portray americans on television...lol

So. 'Frank' from 16th floor come over...and we eat bit of popcorn.
'Frank' from 16th Floor : 'Knee. Remember. Don't forget the 'inside job' aspect to your contract - maybe you could text Jake Bauer or Shawn Avery.Maybe send them a 'heads up'.
Sometimes dudes who don't give a shit need direction.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Who ? Syesha? Do I have to text ? Or is it a 1 888 ?

I still think of her as the little kid on Popular Mechanics for Kids.

Nice body, nice bikini but a shame about that hair. Maybe she'll put a cover-up over her head.

So Bob, Cindy ...
Teenage Wasteland ?
Inside job ?

ugly, shapeless slut.

Water must be reallly cold.

Also when we invade countries and take them over for no apparent reason other then the obvious ones, we want your natural resources.... U.S.A, U.S.A :)

So - yuck to smitty - Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure, ..molten metal in the ruins - that type of thing ?
Just sort of wondering....Oh, by the way, Here in ChungKing Mansions we think you all complete MORONS !!!
(no offense - but we in other countries figured it out long ago )
'Frank' from 16th floor always bring up math - 2 + 2. Concepts like 'gravity'.
('Frank' always get very technical.)

mrs.t : the "fatass dude" she's with is NHL boy wonder dion phaneuf... he might not be much to look at but he's banking 36 mil in the next 6 years....

Good pint # 50.
inside job ?

she looks like any other girl...nothing great about her

errrr... point*... I thought it was Shawn Avery...
Inside job ?
Having a FEW probs watching the MS Media type thing ?
Don't really see '60 minutes' doing the Edward R. Murrow type thing any more?
(Oh. Sorry for the delay,Was waiting to see who gets voted out on 'Dancing With the Stars')

Delicious. Love the hair, I'd ride that all night long.

#23...King Tarlek backwards spells: "Canada sucks".

I love how Canada offered their miltary support to us after 9/11. As if we didn't already have two canoes.

#23: Great comment, I nearly pissed myself. "King Herb Tarlek"!
Thanks for the laugh.

I'm just glad she's with a guy.

I love how people are like "fat", "she needs to tone", etc. etc. when really, almost all guys (and some females) would hit that.
As if the majority of the people creeping the superficial and are bashing her are actually "better" or "better looking" than her.
I'm sure if she approached most of these guys she wouldn't get rejected for being too "fat" or "untoned".

I mean, really, if she doesn't do it for you, you've got some HIGH standards and issues. Good luck in the bedroom.

#59 I AGREE TOTALLY!!! Oh, and BINKY, that WAS me, I'm just not really very funny sometimes. Actually my ATM troll is wayyyyy funnier than me.

God, my eyes are watering, why in the FUCK do I have this germaphobic obsession with using Clorox Cleanup on every surface of my kitchen, oh right....pictures of Amy Whinehouse's face..

Sorry, that had nothing at all to do with this girl in her bikini. I'm going to get another shot of tequila and finish chopping that onion.

TCLTC!!! (god, what is wrong with me today???)

She is really stunning.. . She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, Have u guys heard that she ever appeared on a millionaire&celebs dating site "richloving.com" when she was single? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.

She looks good!
A little cheesy but I'd let her sit on my face for as long as she likes.

Well #60, I must admit...
I'm not the typical neurosurgeon on this site... but Frist always was quick to say '9/11 was an inside job' - so , jokes aside, I figure you're still the troll.
(Oh and, by the way, Bill C. - I always liked it when you used to give us that 'link to nowhere'. ) Keep it up ... ?
(Gave me a sense of place.)

Ugh. If I wanted to see fat cellulite-ridden thighs, I could've just looked over my shoulder in the mirror.

There's no one talented enough in America to play patriotic Americans, so they had to cast Canadians.

Elisha's ass is as sloppy fat as Aniston's is boyish and shapeless. Next bikini pix please.

#55 ,56, You seem like a 'real intellectual' Welcome.
Over 80 Canadians have been slaughtered in Afganistan.
Over 20 murdered on 9/11.
And 9/11 was an Inside job.
U S A !! U S A !!!
(Oh - how's it going down there with all those dual citizen guys ?)
(Just,... like....wondering..)
(Won't mention which countries that could be considered anti-semitic .)

Once again, the perfect and the discerning congregate here to share their superior abilities in the judgement of those they cannot have.

Thank God for the Internet or else you people might have to face reality, huh?

Binky,
What did you think of the Derby?
Eight Belles? Sad deal.
Inside job?
Big Brown will own the Preakness.

Binky,
What did you think of the Derby?
Eight Belles? Sad deal.
Inside job?
Big Brown will own the Preakness.

no, binky it really really is me. I'M SO SORRY!!!!!!

If you don't believe me send me an email on my mySpace page

This link is reality #68.
Ted - that was sad - just saw it later on Youtube. The guy in the local paper thought the whole sport sucked.
Frist - you must be having an identity crisis.
But will do soon.

(well ok # 68 has a bit of reading to do - i haven't even read all that crap. But I got the 'jest' of it about a year ago)

aw look its phaneuf

that's Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames

Identity crisis?? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Yeah, I'm depressed ans borderline suicidal, but SHIT!!! Don't be mean to me, Binky. I'm really wired and really tired, and the xanax has not kicked in yet. Wait...maybe it has......

9/11 was an outside job..

Chris Matthews : Well it looks like Obama takes North Carolina and Indiana is still probably still too close to call.
Keith Obermann : Too close to call 92 per cent in. Let's go to out now to our new Chinese correspndent. Mr. Ha.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Well thanks Keith. I enjoy your show. Especially when you roll up pieces of papers and throw them around. Sometimes there's even a somewhat crashing sound - somewhat like Letterman. Oh, by way - Keith 9/11 - inside job.
Keith Obermann : Letterwho ? Let's go to Tim Russert.
Tim Russert :Well Keith. I hate to admit but my Sunday Show was inspired by Joe Goebbels
Keith Obermann :Well Tim, That's a somewhat unexpected declaration unrelated to today's primary. Let's now go back to China and our new new correspondent Mr.'Frank.'
'Frank' from 16th floor : Well. thanks Keith. Great to be on your show. Oh, by the way - 9/11 was an inside job.
Keith Obermann : Oh.
I guess we're going to have to go to commercial here.

Well ok Frist - it may be you.
( what happened to myspace ?)

(Umm .
Bink What happened to Tim Russert ?)

Bink, yeah, this is me. I'm the one who is not racist and really doesn't understand ATM references..

Those are trolls

oh. ok.

I think Binky is a troll. How you like them apples?

I don't understand what everyone's problem is. She looks very cute and natural here and she's got a nice body. Just because she's not all made up in tons of make-up and a gown doesn't mean she doesn't look hot. Anybody that fools themselves into thinking that they would rather look at Kim Kardashian's bikini body over Elisha's at the beach need to get their eyes checked.

Don't worry Frist. It just may be Bink....
And in other news - I just studied this video link for a while and it looks like everyone had to suddenly bail this 'Chungking Mansions' place recently by copter ... Could be some sort of methane leak, or that type of thing...
Any comments ? 'Knee ' ? Frank' ?
'Frank" from 16th floor : Cough...cough....who move helicop-der pad ?...cough...
Get me to Dubai - this place blow...cough....cough....

She could sit on my face forever.

Obviously # 85 your priorities are not with the supposed 'methane' leak in #84 Kowloon....You must be quite perceptive...
So... #85
Inside job ?
Having any problems with 'free fall collapse speed' - that type of thing?
Binky: Cliff- I think it's about time you went back to "What's your sign?"

SHE IS SO HOT... she even uploaded her sexy videos on a celebrity dating site named “LovingRich.com"...does she want to hook up with hot guys.

Dear God she looks fugly ! a fat frog that's what she is !

Oh and who cares if she is canadian !!!! Americans RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking gorgeous, hate the hair though - looks trashy and disgusting.

She looks hot. The only problem I have is her hair. It's just too blonde.

How do you spot a Canadian in the bushes? Seriously, I was wondering that after reading these posts. Well, that and the situation in Albuquerque a few years ago when CareUnit had a detox program with several resident Canadians. The security on that unit was phenomenal because once the Canadians got here and realized that they could get a six pack for under $5 (as opposed to $50 - + or- - in Canada) well then they didn't want to quit drinking any more.

So, the big question for the staff was if any of the Canadians got out, how would we spot them?

FYI....Keifer and Alisha are both CANADIAN.....

# 92 SO what you moron !!!!!!

she is not an icon of beauty as we can all see in these pics, so what is so flattering about being Canadian ????????????????

Bink looks so hot and natural. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

I recently spend a week in Vancover and i did not see one good looking person the entire week.Candians are NOT good looking, don't base your views on a few celebs, go there and see, trust me, not hot at all.

O.K. now, your TITS are maybe a little small but your ASS is georgeous.
But please regain weight!!
ABOUT TEN POUNDS EXTRA?

An interesting factoid about her is that she started out her career as a foot model because, as she said, "I had hot feet." I never thought of starting my career helping foot fetishists get off!

This is how my imaginary girlfriend looks.

Poor Dion... I know they don't have beaches in Calgary, but those shorts are from the 80's. Didn't Zack from Saved by the Bell wear those?

actually they are BOTH canadians... what's up with that American patriotism thing?!

she's pretty and i love her bathing suit!

God bless America !

Looks cute. I want to put my puck between her five hole.

" recently spend a week in Vancover and i did not see one good looking person the entire week.Candians are NOT good looking, don't base your views on a few celebs, go there and see, trust me, not hot at all. "

a week in Vancouver eh? Wow your precticly an expert on Canada, you should be running tours.

Yup we are all ugly up here, as opposed to those ravishing Americans I run into whenver I am down at a football game. Yup real top of the gene pool stuff there. Now go foreclose on your house and shut the hell up.

#93
Did anyone tell you that they're both Canadians yet?

BTW, if you don't think she's hot, you need to get out of the basement. Aside from her apparently fried hair, she's still damned attractive.

Canadians are just Americans with monopoly money that can legally smoke weed.

Gunion, thank you.
Miss, you're an idiot.
I took my kids to the States last year & have never seen so many overfucking weight people in my life. Don't even bother trying to defend yourselves, Americans admit there is an obese problem in the country. Not everyone is, there are thin bodies around, just not many. They're all in Hollywood starving themselves.

For fuck's sake, stop all the Canadian bashing. As someone that enjoys snowmobiling, beer, and hockey, I feel kinship toward our northern brothers (excluding the Quebecois). Let's work together and make fun of those that really deserve it, fucking eurofags. Peace!!

She was "hot" in girl next door, now she's just blah

@34 What cankle??

Everybody likes to accuse people of having cankles on this site, but they have forgotten what a true cankle is:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cankle&defid=2633

Anyone who thinks she's not hot here is fucked in the head, and obviously have far too high standards. If you expect any girl to look as perfect and made up as she did in the girl next door in their daily lives than you are an idiot, It's called make up, lighting, editing..

I doubt you'll ever find many women who look as great as her without all the make-up.

The day she gets fat like Kim Kardaskank is the day I call her fat. She is hot!

She looks beautiful. She is my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

fucking phaneuf are you kidding me

I don't know what the girl sees in Dion the Douchebag. The guy has issues and he is one ugly muthafocker!!!! If you ask anyone in Calgary about Dion, not one person has anything nice to say. He walks around nightclubs saying "Do you realize who I am??? I'm PHANEUF, the PHANEUF"
LOL no joke! Guess what buddy no one cares and look in the Mirror. ELISHA RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

You know it @110, what cankles is right. Get real. I agree with @94, her feet are hot and she probably made a good buck showing them way back when.

#108 Auntie I can't believe you left out canadian bacon. Is shocked too strong of word, considering your love of the crispy meat?

And Dion Phanuef looks like the missing fucking link, nice catch cuthbert.

She used to date Sean Avery as well. Apparently she's on a one woman crusade to bang the biggest douchebags in pro hockey. Who's next, Chris Chelios?

@117 My bad Gunion, I forgot to mention that. As way of payback, I'll knit you a touque for Canada Day. Beauty.

Sean Avery's sloppy seconds?

Two minutes for you, Phaneuf.

She is perfect.

Her stomach is sticking out. So she shouldn't be wearing a bathing suit. In one pick she's sucking it in, and we can all tell. So she shouldn't be wearing a bathing suit. Instead she should be wearing workout clothes and at the gym instead of the beach.

Ummm. Patriotism my ass. Elisha Cuthbert is Canadian, and so is Kiefer Sutherland! However they are both lovely.

What is that bird on top of her head?

#95 what you meant to say was that you spent a week in Vancouver and no one hit on your fat ass so you deemed them all ugly. nice try.

seriously? fat? saddlebags? stomach sticking out?
dear god, people
i think she looks fabulous

The beach must have been cold that day.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA see how that works both ways.

I didn't realize full coverage bikinis could be so sexy.

What a Douche.. I cannot believe that little puck slut is dating the asshole flamer..
I went to school with Dion people.. what a fucking DOUCHE.
And she is such a BAD ACTRESS!! BAD BAD BAD
I cannot believe that EITHER of them are news worthy..

YUCK!
FLAMES SUCK ASS

What a Douche.. I cannot believe that little puck slut is dating the asshole flamer..
I went to school with Dion people.. what a fucking DOUCHE.
And she is such a BAD ACTRESS!! BAD BAD BAD
I cannot believe that EITHER of them are news worthy..

YUCK!
FLAMES SUCK ASS

Tuesday morning ? Rough Monday night fish ?

She is friggin Sweet !!!
The pretty boy with her is a real stud (hehehe...) Nothing says manly like a pair of pink shorts .... HAHAHAHAHAHA ............

http://www.photocrank.com/CrankViewer.aspx?m=I_231

She looks AWFUL. She does not have a good bikini body. Go cover up please.

What a puckbunny. First Sean Avery now Dion Phaneuf, who's next?

Dear God who cares about her body. This girl should never leave the house without make-up!

screw all your comments, you can see her peepee outline