May 12 2008Amy Winehouse's reign of terror hits the freeway

FIRST!

She needs rehab and needs to eat, poor woman.

Why the fuck are we stuck with this zombie crack whore? At least Britney at one time was yummy to look at? Noone likes a crackwhore stop covering her.

holy fuck she is fugly

this is great and all, but tmz has pics of megan fox topless (censored). can we get those uncensored here, mr. fish?

Is there a more vile and disgusting looking being on this entire planet. Its like a cosmic convergance of ugly. Bad teeth, monkey mouth, awful hive hair, knobby knees, elbows you could stab someone with, bad skin, horrible tattoos, various self inflicted cuts.....Ugh.

I would love to lick up and down her left arm.

Is she starting to cut herself or what?

This is no longer very funny.

Look at her left arm in the first picture. Multiple cuts, most deep enough so that they should have some kind of dressing on them, they also look like they're fresh/scratched and still bleeding.

Also a dark red circular mark that is no doubt a cigerette tip being pressed against her skin.

She's very sick. Someone who is close to her HAS to intervene. If not them, I'm sure the british have some means of involuntary evaluation/treatment.

And I bet there are ass holes right now typing that their first like it's the most important thing they have going. That's almost a pathetic as these pics of Winehouse.

I think we've hit the wall on Amy sightings. The shock factor isn't what it once was - I'm waiting for a crack whore organization to publicly distance themselves with a presser any day now.

to Comment no. 4 "agree11"

Stop telling us about your stupid fucking site by way of hiding it in relevant material.

I could bet that Amy wouldn't be on Wealthy Romance.com because she's so far lost in herself that I doubt she sits at a computer.

So go tell someone who's interested, try the City or something, fool.

The ugliest creature on the face of the planet (Sorry Tina Turner - you have been dethroned).

Oh, #1 - yep - still a loser.

@7 You are one sick troll!!

I bet she fucks like a psychotic monkey (like Frist when she has PMS, which seems like 99.99% of the time).

What no car lighter?? This crackhead just begs for attention, her 15 minutes are up.

9. Do_FreeBird -

The fact that you took the time to write about who claims "First" on here says more about you than the people that actually write it.

so...which tattoo is covering over her Auschwitz number?

Somebody give her a sandwich.

i know why there was a traffic jam, look at the cars! they're all on the wrong side of the road! duhhhhhhhhhhh!

Damn it, Fish, you just made me hurl over my morning's presentation to the board. My future's screwed. Game over, man. Game over!

hmmmm, yeah she's lookin' real good.

My goat fucks like a psychotic monkey. I have to hold on to her her horns and she drags me all around the barn. It is all I can do to last 8 seconds.

Those scratches on her arm are from mushroom hunting. Nothing more.

And by "goat" of course I mean Frist.

If she could lose another 30 to 50 pounds, I'd marry this vision of lovliness.

The cutting marks on her arm means she loves me that deeply in return. I love you Amy and that gorgeous face, but you drop that butter before I munch your muffin.

Randal

Whenever I see this chick she reminds me of a cocked up Elvira. That in itself is both a turn on and a disappointment. . . Just like your dad! ooohh snap! I just totally burned you. I said your said turns me on but disappoints me in bed. haha, you got burned. . . .wait. . . . I mean your mom

Good god, she is looking lovelier with each passing day!

@17- good morning moron..

Whats his ass sure would be happy to see that her self hairdye job worked out so well..

Come on Amy, if you are in fact cutting yourself, press down just a wee bit harder. Come on Amy Wamy, I know you can do it, yes I do, boo boo boo...

SHE NEEDS TO SHOWER AND NEEDS MAKEOVER!!!

Hey, she's got a flat stomach.

Great way to start of the week.

On the bright side there are topless Megan Fox pictures over at Dlisted.

Don't say I never did nothing for ya

I would hit that, that's for sure.

Amy is HOT ! ,,,,, Hot from her Infection
I want her!,,,,,,,,,,,gone
I would do her.....I mean "do her" like I would take a .45 and shoot her in the fuckin head if she was ever close enough to touch me.....better 20 years in jail then whatever crotch eating disease she would give me.

Mmmm, sorry Mercutio. I've got to back up "Do freebird" on this one. It's one thing to post a comment. But if your day revolves around whether you're the first one to post, all so you revel purely in the fact that you're first? That's pretty damn sad.

Not funny any more. Tragic.

fucking nasty.

and fat too.

Here's an idea: Someone mail these photos to Lily Munster Light and see if she actually recognizes herself. Maybe she'll get so scared, she'll actually do something about the way she looks.

Nah.....................

Maybe Perry Como and Doris Day weren't so bad, after all.

I love Amy! She rules. Her life must be awesome. Her days are like...wakeup, wait sorry, that's not right...still awake from last night's coke binge, the sun's up...must be morning, smoke crack rocks, woops those aren't crack rocks it's just some chunks of dry wall from that hole in the wall from when I punched it last night wasted.

gosh would you please stop posting pics of her, this makes me vomit all over my laptop!

She's such an attention seeker, coyly peeking at the paps for a photo op. If coverage of this freak stopped then maybe she'd get the help she desperately needs. Yeah yeah I know by even commenting I am feeding in to it.

She's such an attention seeker, coyly peeking at the paps for a photo op. If coverage of this freak stopped then maybe she'd get the help she desperately needs. Yeah yeah I know by even commenting I am feeding in to it.

Yeah, for real, stop with the Amy photos.

I personally don't care if the bitch draws another breath.......

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She looks like the dude from "Into the Wild" at the very end..

Some guy did what to you where?

Why is this fucking skag newsworthy?

She's just researching for her upcoming role on Trainspotting 2.

I can indeed imagine when you're relaxed driving your and this THING shows up, THE PEDAL GOES RIGHT AWAY TO THE METAL!!

the rat's nest hair, the teeth (or lack of), the bloating malnutrition belly...so hot!

This is bullshit, if she was any kind of addict worth her salt she'd be dead by now, what a fucking pussy.

All jokes aside - this lady is soooooooo talented I hope something reels her back to reality before it's too late.

HAHAHAHAHAHA ........... Thank You fish !!!!!
Gawd Damn I needed a Monday morning laugh !!! HAHAHAHAHA .........
That last pic looks like she belongs waaaaaay back in the hills of West Virgina.
"Pa ! Git in heer !! Baby-Gurl izz on the telefone"
I absolutely got nuthin - I can't stop laughing long enough to think of anything. You haters miss the enormous opertunity to LOL IRL
(Laugh 0ut Loud In Real Life)

STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE AMY WINEHOUSE! MY EYES HURT SOOO MUCH. PLEASE STOP!

there are no words

My penis just sent me an e-mail. It reads "I quit."...pure effing comedy gold, guv'nah.

Such a waste of talent. She isn't long for this world..

My whore life revolves around this woman. She is a female Bachus to me - a living goddess. Her talent is cosmic/radiant/otherworldly NAH just kidding. I hope she dies soon. I hate her and her voice is nasty and boring and her lyrics are immature and decadent. She is stupid. Let's face it. She is dumb. Die already skank.

Judging by her arms it looks like this time she tried to smoke the cat. In all fairness though, she did warn said kitty it would be advisable to leave.

God, she is so ill. She was so beautiful and talented and now she's putting it all to waste.

http://britmusicscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/amy-winehouse-fat-thin.jpg

Before, she was shapely, vivacious and healthy. Now she looks so, so unwell. I hope her parents see these pictures and force her into rehab where she belongs, until she has sorted herself out again......

:-(

LEAVE AMY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

I´VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY UGLIER THAN SHE IS...FUCKIN YUCK!!!

I´VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY UGLIER THAN SHE IS...FUCKIN YUCK!!!

I´VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY UGLIER THAN SHE IS...FUCKIN YUCK!!!

Why is anything this crackhead does newsworthy? She looks like Keith Richards in drag

Fish, you keep forgetting the NSFW tag on the Amy Winehouse photos.

So.......she's cutting now..........it's only a matter of time...........

17. Not funny you dumb shit.

Jeebus, on page 2, picture #2, she has a HUGE coke bloat. She must reek of fresh-cut flowers....phew.

I think at this point the only thing that could save her would be Tom Petty personally singing 'Refugee' to her at her deathbed...

She's the result of when Keith Richards fucks a concentration camp survivor.

Only logical explanation for this wretched creature's existence. Yep, she used to be hot now she's not cuz she's gonna rot.

God where did this hack develop that clownish voice? Is she - an English jew- really trying to fool anyone other than fools with that noise-maker? What? Most people (common) are fools? Oh OK.
I hope she loses more weight and get's really really rich!

Go Amy (to Hell)!

poor woman ...poor human being :((( i dont even want to make fun of her cause i feel so sorry for her :(((((

Amy Winehouse? More like Amy Crackhouse.

i used to think britney was going to die soon. but, it looks like she may be on the road to recovery. winehouse though, she just keeps getting worse. she is obviously into cutting and other forms of self mutilation with the cigarette burns.
unless she gets her shit together quick, she will be dead in about a year or 2 at the most.
just a ghastly broad!!

wholey fuck she's allowed to drive a car?

Man, my eyes hurt now... Where's that fork?

I won a Grammy!

I though the concentration camps had been closed.

if you put that thing on here.. where there is more important and funnier things to put up...

Just ... just don't do it again or I'll have to gouge out your eyeballs with an ice cream scoop okay! Quit reporting on Amy Whorehouse!

Wow it's amazing what gets reported like it's news in today's gossip blog scene. I've done this on the freeway. It's a non-event. If you're stuck in gridlocked traffic without a lighter you ask your neighbors for a light, am I right?

PS: Here Amy flosses her zombie look with self slashed arms clearly a Sid Vicious reference!

It looks like now she's burning herself with cigarettes and cutting herself. My, God, she needs help!! Why doesn't somebody help this poor soul?!!

god DAMN I can smell her from HERE!

Drugs are bad, Mmmmkay?

What happens when a meth lab explodes inside of a barn/chicken farm?

Taadaah! Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you Ms. Amy Winehouse.....

Prime example, photo #1; Baaakahh.... Nuff said

attention seeker, exhibit A.

FUCKING HELL, SO GROSS. UGLY. EW. FUCKING UP.

those are just smack scabs,when u do opiates you get hella itchy and just do the itchy and scratchy show btwn nodding and sometimes hucking depending on how good the dope is.i bet she got some good stuff!

Why has no one ever mentioned how obvious it is that Amy Winehouse is a Male? He/she is so obviously a transvestite or so apparently born a man & know transformed into a female for the career. Is everyone that blind?

Why has no one ever mentioned how obvious it is that Amy Winehouse is a Male? He/she is so obviously a transvestite or so apparently born a man & know transformed into a female for the career. Is everyone that blind?