Apr 8 2008Tori Spelling will birth world's smallest baby

first!

first!

First bitches!!!

90210 or not, We's all still hit that......as long as she didn't try to carry on a conversation..........

not really smokey
i was first bitch!
ha!

I really doubt that it's healthy to gain such little weight when you're pregnant, especially when you turned into a whale the first time. She's obviously not eating very much.

As if she wasn't gross enough before, she decides to show us her stretched out gut.Demi Moore didn't look good naked and pregant so it certainly won't look good on this sack of shit.

That's a pretty normal weight gain... besides, she's still has a month to go and you can put on a 1lb/week in the last month.

Did I mention how revolting she is? Forget the pregnancy. She has always been an alien looking monstrosity. I guess with Aaron Spelling's genes, the bitch never had a chance.

While her body may be telling her what it needs and wants to eat, apparently her hair has become mute. Because it should be telling her its dry and brittle as hell.

(BTW, 25 lbs is safe and normal in a pregnancy. And she does have about a month to go where she will probably put on about 5-10 pounds)

She still likes like a fish. No the FISH. Flounder from the Little Mermaid, to be exact.

25 - 35 lbs is normal weight gain for pregnancy. Look it up before you accuse a woman of starving her unborn child.

Tori Spelling can eat whatever she wants--her face is still fucking ugly. I am 7 months pregnant and eating what my body tells me to eat, too, and trust me--that alone doesn't keep you looking good in a bikini.

That's the perfect amount of weight gain just so you know.

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS PERSON OR HER PREGNANCY?

I hope the room was dimly lit at the moment of conception.

always has been and always will be the ugliest celeb.

she's going to birth a mini-horse

Vapid. Crass. Bimbo.

As most posters say, 25-35 lbs is normal weight gain (think about it, the baby usually weighs under 10 lbs - the rest is amniotic fluid, placenta and other stuff you don't wanna know about, and it doesn't weigh over 20 lbs, either). But because she's so fucking smug about it I want it not to be true about as much as I want her ass to balloon out, along with about 5 to 6 chins.. Her scumbucket husband bailed on his first wife when they were in the middle of adopting a child. They deserve each other, but they don't deserve publicity, attention or a TV show.

I guess the central concern is: Does she look more like a flounder, or a moose? Or a chihuahua? Or one of those midget-ponies? Or some sort of unholy incarnation of all four? And as such, what sort of abomination will she birth, considering the father is that leathery-elfish faced weirdo she's married to?

Holy fuck do something with that hair...

take that vile mess down. no one wants to look at that.

hey. with my daughter i gained only 20 lbs. n with my son i gained 90 lbs! i had my son first n so with my daughter i tryed to stay away from salt n fatty foods. n i am pregnant now n i am 5 months n gained 16 lbs so far.

Why does her belly look kind of caved in in the middle, by her bellybutton; is that normal? Either way, she is one of the ugliest celebs out there. Definetly too much plastic surgery , and of course the bad genes. I just can't help feeling that her husband & her don't deserve to be happy; considering the way they screwed over so many other people when they got together (he was married, she was married, he had kids (an adoption ON THE WAY; ridiculous). One day they'll get what they deserve. I predict either her husband will totally screw her over & cheat/dump her ass, or he'll hang in there til the bitter end because of the big money involved.

#11- Hilarious!

hey. with my daughter i gained only 20 lbs. n with my son i gained 90 lbs! i had my son first n so with my daughter i tryed to stay away from salt n fatty foods. n i am pregnant now n i am 5 months n gained 16 lbs so far. every pregnancy is diff. n not only that it is easier to give birth the less u weigh.....i know! lol i was in labor for 26 hours with my son n only 5 hours with my daughter....tori looks great!!!

#24 n 27 Shut the fuck up n stuff, k?

hiacks!!

whats up with this girl?
why anyone around her tell her that SHE IS NOT SEXY even if she married brad pitt, she would have non horse face`s babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#29. This woman NEVER married Brad Pitter. What the shit are you talking about? I'll go enjoy some 'Lil Wayne now. Lollipop, I think. :)

#30. Brad Pitter. What the..ahaha. Pitt, I mean.

It's scary how little people seem to know about pregnancy. I guess they don't teach the life cycle of a baby in school anymore.

Yeah she is ugly. But what do you expect what with her being a - - - ?

I'm really sick of all the nearly naked pregnant lady photos.......onward already.

I heard she is booked to Storm Cat next.

She's sexy! But what I really want is to lick her asscrack after the point where all the pressure from the pregnancy turns her anus inside out, just like her bellybutton. (look it up, boys, it's true)

WOW!

Of course she's loving her body, who wouldn't? She looks great but more importantly, she looks healthy! Check out those natural and voluptuous curves.

I like that she's still around, even well after 90210 has ended. Who can ever forget the first time we saw Donna in a white jumpsuit with black poka dots and an orange belt, along with the hat, to match.

Have a wonderful child Tori!

Randal

Hey Randal--

Since when do u care about "natural and voluptuous curves"? I was under the impression u were "light in the loafers".

Just Wondering

Randal is the man. Leave him alone.

#38 Testicles have natural and voluptuous curves - and also bulge like she does. No wonder Randal is rapturous.

Can I shut it off with the on/off button? She's lookin at me weird again!

If you erased the names from all the comments, you'd still know - instantly - which ones were Randal's. He's definitely the man.

(ok, you'd also know which ones were Binky's...mostly because of headache onset...)

Remember Episode #284? The one where Donna caught Dylan fucking Brenda in the ass in a bathroom stall at the Peach Pit? That was my favorite, thanks for the memories man.

That is one hideously ugly woman. Face like a male burn victim, and could she has more mole-covered skin? Doubtful. She is gagworthy.

25-35lbs. is perfect. Most women just put on 80+ lbs. because they're disgusting pigs with an excuse to eat whatever's in front of them.

Best Candidate To Wear A Burqua 2008.

Is 25lbs too little for a pregnancy? Neigh I say, neigh.

Uhhhhh, that's not what I wanted to see here. I'd rather see her disgusting husband's hairy ass than her face. And...25 pounds.....who the hell cares? I gained 23 pounds total with my son. Woo-friggin'-hoo. I never let anyone take nearly naked pictures of me. But seriously, if I have a say in what she looks like....I'd say a horse mated with a fish (maybe Flounder) and that's what came of it. Yum.....YUM.

Oh, and I'm blind!!!! Blind from the over-processed hair and bright white skin!!! BLIND NOW...and I prolly would have gone blind from clawing my own eyes out.......

what a lovely hot mom.

My mom didn't even gain 15 lbs with me. She's OCD and when she got a high-protein pregnancy diet from her OB she adhered to it strictly, and there's nobody more strict than OCDs. And she left the hospital wearing the suit she got married in. I tell her she was lucky she wasn't knifed in the parking lot by all the other moms.
So, like, fuck you, Tori.

I think she looks great. 20lbs is plenty to gain, I've only gained 10lbs and I'm 6 months pg with my 2nd. Unfortunately I do not look like that, but if I did I would be wearing a bikini at all times.

Is it wrong that I wanted to vomit when I heard her comment about the new 90210 and 'every teen drama needs a milf"?

sweet and sexy mom.
Vegetable was regarded as the best choice for pregnant. Best for keep weight and obtain vitamins.

And I heard that nude is good for mom and baby. In fact both indoors and outdoors nude is good to every body. That's why I saw many photos of youth at naturistlive.com.
Anyhow, "back to nature" is more and more popular.

She is a pretty woman. There are so many fans of her. And they set up the groups related to stars. You can even check out their sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs at Richsoulmate.com.

25# is fine.

I gained 56# with my first pregnancy, even though I was still jogging and doing step aerobics until 7.5 months. In my second pregnancy, I only gained 15#. I exercised less and ate pretty much the same.

Some of this stuff you just can't control.

She looks pretty OK for being pregnant. I never really thought pregnant women in bikinis was particularly attractive.

I hadn't thrown up in my mouth yet today. thanks fish

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Hey, I only gained 30 lbs when i had my daughter. ...And she was a healthy birth weight, 7 lbs 4 ozs.

#45, 11 of those moles are dust and grit on the sensor of the digital camera being used by the careless boob of a photographer. If there were other photos her from a slightly different angle, you would see the "moles" in DIFFERENT spots on the figure.

BTW, what happened to her implants. Gone?

She is so fuckin' ugly!

Dude,

Where the hell have I been...I didn't even hear that she was pregnant again.

Seriously, and I mean...I HAVE NO LIFE. I know about this stuff, I read about it. Did she try to keep it a secret or something?

Now I can't finish my cereal, thanks Superficial.

/gross!

I gained 29 lbs with my first baby and 25 with the 2nd. Perfectly normal...

Hey #46 When was the last time you gave birth to a healthy baby?

Yes, I know you have never done such a thing. So shut the F up>>>

25 lbs is already at a healthy weight gain. you need knowledge before you criticize no matter who it is about

http://www.babycenter.com/0_pregnancy-weight-gain-what-to-expect_1466.bc

@68 Wow Cora34, that was kind of harsh. Maybe she will have a pretty child?? Just kidding, funny comment no go back into your cage.

I don't know, I still think these identify fraud spammers are fuckers, but I am sort of liking how their comments are getting more snarky.

And what continues to puzzle me, is that someone fucked her not once but twice, and that they decided to have her deliver equine spawn not once but twice.

I think she's gross! Who cares.

I'm glad I have the AdBlocker extension on firefox. I was able to "Adblock" that hideous image so I don't have to see that gross bitch every time I visit the site.

"Who can ever forget the first time we saw Donna in a white jumpsuit with black poka dots and an orange belt, along with the hat, to match."

I can forget, because I never watched that crap, you fucking gay prick.

"Randal is the man. Leave him alone."

Incorrect. Randal WISHES he were a man. But he isn't, and never will be. He's an attention whore.

That is a bit harsh there anonymous... I mean randall is just... well ... gay what can ya do? let us just ignore his comments on attractiveness, unless they apply to men.... cause ya know... he's gay... and stuff

How can any man get aroused by her , enough so to orgasm and nut in her to get that ugly thing pregnant not once but twice? Gawd ,she is so frickin ugly. He must have been hitting it from behind so he didnt have to look at that fugly face.

#21---
midget ponies----- elf faced fish psycho- haaaaaa

LMAO

Strategically placed arms hide back fat.

Anyone notice her hairy ass legs? GROSS.

I hate Tori Spelling. She had sex with her husband the first day they met and she knew he was married and just recently adopted a baby. You never ever see pictures of Tori and her husbands first baby. Tori deserves to have an ugly horse face and horrible boob job.

One should gain no more than 25 pounds during pregnancy. Anything more is just overeating. My doctor made sure I gained the right amount of weight which was 25 pounds and after my baby was born; losing the weight was easy because I breast fed. Tori is just going to get bigger and uglier.

Yeah dude...only gaining 25 pounds IS healthy...I'm 5 months pregnant and so far I've only gained 10. I can only hope that my tits look as good as Christina Aguilera's once I squeeze it out!

#82

Hopefully yours will look better because Christina has horrible implants.

i don't know but brian austin green banged her....she must have been decent

Dear God, man! Why are you posting photos of Tori Spelling in a bikini while she's knocked up higher than a kite? Tori Spelling fully clothed and not knocked up is hard enough on the eyes.

Yes, 25 lbs is normal and fine. Back in the day women were advised to gain only 10 lbs. Most celebrities use pregnancy as an excuse to over eat. I only gained 22 lbs during my pregnancy and my doctor applauded me.

Tori is 5 months pregnant and already gained 25 pounds! She going to be huge in 9 months! My stomach looked like Tori's when I was 9 months pregnant. I hope she has a big baby and her flower gets all stretched out because she sucks (See Comment #80).

I hate her. She is a fake piece of crap and ugly. I'd rather suck a guy off than look at this bitches face. She only is here because of her daddy. She sucks ass. I wish she would get hit by a truck and maybe she wouldn't be as ugly.

what a joke! someone just PSed her pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous free interracial people seeking affairs club intimatemingle.c om .. you know it is a free men seeking sugar babies site.. so she is said to seek her sugar daddy there!

I did not need to see that. She is disgusting.

Tori looks great!

I gained 30 lbs with my first baby and he was 9 lb 7 oz. The day before he was born, a stranger commented that I must have a couple of months to go still!

Of course, the next will probably cause me to gain 50 lbs and look like a whale by 5 months. ;)

Some pregnant women still look beautiful. Her, not so much!

MONGOL spelling is calling!!

she would look good with a bag over her head!! so true about being mobbed by angry pregnant women... women just cant stand to see someone look good during pregnancy.. she should keep a tally on how many women say 'i hate you' every day.

What most of you (and even moms!) don't know about pregnancy could fill a book!!

25 lbs at this stage in pregnancy is right on. The only people who should gain less are the obese women who are advised to only gain about 10.

Smoking and drinking during pregnancy is unhealthy and so is deprivation. Babies cannot eat your fat- they need food! They need healthy fats too because without it their brains do not develop well. Most brain tissue is made from fatty acids.

So if you eat just veggies and fruit and work-out to the point that you are sweating you might as well sit in a hot tub, boil the baby and be prepared for an idiot for a kid. But hey, you will look good and your doctor will (not) applaud you.

When I wasn't gaining enough because I was on a diabetic diet which is very healthy I was not applauded. I was threatened that if I did not gain more that week they would have to put me in the hospital. I countered it by ingesting a tablespoon of olive oil at every meal and eating lots of avocados.

When you are talking about another life this is when you should be thinking "who gives a flying fuck if your belly gets huge". If you care about that crap you have no right being a mother. Once that baby is out it won't be about you for another 18 years. If you have a hard time with that concept- give the baby up.

You can and will get back into shape. It is no time to diet. Plus- to the girl who's anorexic mother ate a high protien diet during her pregnancy- it makes sense why you are a complete dolt. High protien diets release ketones which are fine unless you are a fetus. They pretty much attack the baby and cause miscarriage or retardation. I suppose you are lucky you can type.

I hope I educated a couple of you lonly men and stupid 17 year old sluts with kids. Seriously, this is just sad.

UGH Heidi Montag is pregnant?

Um everyone talking about baby weight gain (and other facts), NO ONE CARES. If we wanted to know we would research it so shut the fuck up.

oh and Tori is grosss ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. hahaha