Apr 24 2008Spencer Pratt is a douche sandwich served with douche fries and a slice of douche pie ala douche

Schmuck

LMAO!!!! What a JACKASS!

whole lot of douchebaggery in those pics

stupid fuck. These two are worse than fingernails on a blackboard. Whenever I hear about them, I just cringe. They deserve each other.

He was afraid she might learn something, possibly making her interesting, in effect he might develop real feelings for her which might lead to a real relationship.

Crisis avoided indeed!

NO ONE CARES!

What's Britney doing today?

Damn. Icheck here every morning to see if one of them has died yet. Damn.

Haha. Heidi publicist finally got her to remember not to open her mouth during photoshoots.. you can see her clenching her teeth in these shots...

Since he her boss then she has to do what he say all the time. she should not talk back to him cause he is the boss of her and that should be the end of thate decushin.

I hate these 2 fucks with passion!

Whoa, he's a real tough guy! Really teh PUNK ROCK!

I've viewed her profile with another photos at ***MyInterracialMatch. c om**** where i have met many single black &white guys, they make me happier..

"huevos rancheros"

heh heh heh...

MSNBC just lost the last shred of credibility it had left.

They should expect A-list treatment, they are Hollywoods hottest couple right now. And she looks absolutely beautiful in these pictures.

Next story - These two are not worthy of my comments

Getting an invite to the White House isn't "A-listy" enough??? WTF???

I think they are both top on the "A List" of ASSHOLES!

Spencer, you are such a fucking TOOL!

Heidi Montag is as intelligent and up-to-date on politics as anyone else those fuckbags Olbermann and Abrams bring on their liberal horseshit shows.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than these two a-holes.

Never heard of them.......I don't do MTV........Who are they again ?
Nobodys from an MTV reality tv show ?
It must suck to be her, he pretty much dominates her life it sounds like.

@3 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - whole lot of Douchbaggery - That's Great !!

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THESE UNINTERESTING, NON-FAMOUS TURDS.

You're NOT helping.

Signed,
America

What a idiot....which one?? Both of them!

Tired of the dating site spammer? Here is the asshole's information:

Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real #180, Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405

Call the prick on the phone.

Like the White House is going to give in to demands from Spencer Pratt! I feel bad for Heidi having this guy ruin a good deal just because he thinks she stole his limelight.

Criss Angel is still the model by which all douchebags are drawn from. Still this dumbfuck Pratt is running a close second. I can't wait for Keith Olbermann to rip this douchefucker and his girlfriend Barbaro to shreds..

Hey #9, put down the bong before posting.

Seriously, who the hell are these 2 turds. "A-List"???, I wouldn't piss in either of their mouths if their gums were on fire.

Tired of the dating site spammer? Here is the asshole's information:

Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real #180, Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405

Call the prick on the phone.

Is it me, or is Heidi's head becoming disproportionate to her body?

who gives thick fucknut money anyway? does he have a job? MTV reality land can't pay that much...

MTV ????
You mean to tell me someone still watches that Piece-0-Shit channel ????

@27, absolutely...she's going to look like a tranny in a few years when she stops wearing short shorts all the time and gives up on makeup (or puts it on too thickly)

#26 - Who's spammier, the spammers or the spammer spamming about the spammers?

Oh shit, I could create my own spamming language, like the Smurfs. Now go spam yourself you spamming spamhole.

20. America - April 24, 2008 11:25 AM
Seconded from Canada! I cant even look at their pic without cringing. He's worse than her, his creepy 'smile' makes me gag.

Un fucking believable. How is it that this irrelevant teenage bimbo gets invited to a political event. I can't even get invited to a Kmart blue light special event .

FUCK!!!!!

@31 - Love it!
Those two a a pair of Spamholes alright! And the guy, Chester, whatever the shit his name is, is a complete dork.

According to his sweatshirt, Punk is officially Dead.

@26. Anonymous -

I did a little research on that particular name and address - It comes back to "Superficial.com" - SURPRISE !!!
They're spamming their own site - for kick backs from Du Qiang no doubt.
That's why nothing is ever done about all the complaining about the spammers on this site - They don't care !!

hmm i think i just bought those shorts online. now what i do?

THIS IS NOT NEWS!

/weak!

#14, there are no words for the likes of you. A-list? fucking please! that title is reserved for people like brad pitt, george clooney, etc. you honestly think these two fuckwads are on that kinda level? i'm being GENEROUS by labeling them at least D-list....

This girl is not interesting. Why put up her posts all the time guys?

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in
it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!

I understand showing photos of Heidi but you must have a thing for Spencer because there is absolutely no reason to give this dork the time of day unless you have a mancrush on him.

LALALA, You see that Heidi right there? That's an IT and it pole dances for a couple of pennies and poses too hard like a whore it is.

God, can you even imagine the idiocy if heidi were to pair up with that elizabeth hasselback? any uninformed asshole can form an opinion. but i think i would beat my man with a stiletto heel if he ruined the chances for me to go to the white house just because he is a self-loathing turd.

Who are these people?

@42 Digging the Monty Python bit Coach. Little known fact, out of respect for the Hormel employees down in of Austin, MN, Bud Grant considered renaming the Purple People Eaters the Spamfence. The Dent them Mores (Dinty Moore Stew) just didn't sound right. Allen Page hated both ideas and right there considered a career in law after football.

@46 They are the pretty people that all the average Joes look up to and want to be like.

He's so pathetic!

http://www.nikkibgoss.com/

you are so right #48, why can't i be 5'4" fake talking twat? why can't i be more fucking clueless and leak stupid? why didn't i come from the shallow end of the gene pool? why can't i dress up like a total fucking tool?

@47 Second little known fact... Alan Page wore bow ties before the Black Muslims made it their trademark. And he wrote up my will. Not the one where I left everything to the eternal goddess Sophia Loren (Mama Mia!) but to my slightly less-lovely gap-toothed wife, Marie.

Cease. Desist. Serious, when we asked for no more of Heidi, we also meant, no more of Spencer. It's not like we're going to forget about your superficial. We're not going to scour other websites looking for Heidi Montag news. Honestly. We promise. Enough already.

How does anyone even understand what he says anyways?

I mean, it's pretty hard to understand a guy who's trying to talk when he's got a cock stuffed in his mouth.

douche...HA!

Please Stop with them, please please please
PLEASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The White House Correspondents Gala is the annual dinner of the White House Correspondents' Association. It will be held at the Washington Hilton, not at the White House, and will be attended by about 3,000 people.

Usually the President and the First Lady attend along with some members of Congress and military big-wigs.

I really don't have a snarky remark concerning Spencer and Heidi, but if they're guests of MSNBC, rather than invited guests of the association, I'm guessing they would of been sitting in the back of the room with the producers and writers and not up near the stage with the host, Craig Ferguson and the big wigs.

But - serves them right - what a pair of chowerheads.

Pratt is a big fucking prat

MSNBC now denies ever inviting them to the dinner.

Nice to see that she still hasn't kicked that leg-crossing, "child who has to go to the bathroom reallllllllllly bad, like right now" pose. It looks so natural. When I stand around paying people to take my picture I do the same thing.

"A-LISTY"?!?

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

10 bucks says Heidi and Spencer get their news from Faux.

Jesus, she's not even C list.

Notice her mouth is closed for most of these? I think in picture three she swallowed. Good girl. Spence looks disappointed though I think he was expecting her to snowball.

What a Pratt!

Why doesn't she dump that fucking douche and come and sit on my tongue for the rest of her life?

yey! finally a pick of this bitch with her mouth closed!

It's said Heidi is dating a billionaire on M I L L I O N A I R E LOVER.C O M where the millionaire & celebrity have romance! You can meet some rich & celebrity there!

PUNK = The Ramones, The Dead Boys, Sex Pistols and now Spencer Pratt ....

Don't worry Heidi, if Hillary gets elected you'll get another invitation to Wash DC. I'll personally show you around the White House myself. Have you ever heard of the Lincoln Bedroom? And no, Spencer is *definitely* not invited. Why? Ummm... Secret Service says he didn't pass the background check, I guess. Those guys...

Love the new rack, btw.

-- Bill

What a couple of twats A Listers my ass.! More like they should be placed on the loser lists. People like these two make me sick - give them a reality program and they think they own the entire world. Heidi's fashionline sucks as well!

this loser needs to find a way to make money other than trying to pimp out his whore of a fiancee. Oh, and his petite nose? you know what that means...

They're both ignorant, useless cunts who need to take their throats to the nearest razor. :-)

Actually he is more of a collostomy bag.

haha he's wearing the lamest hoody ever

they are the future erin moran and chachi

sure your hot now but in a few years you're gonna be on celebrity fit club

"PUNK = The Ramones, The Dead Boys, Sex Pistols and now Spencer Pratt ...."

The new Iggy