Apr 11 2008Roseanne Barr had work done - 'down there'

Thank god my vagina is still tight all on its own...

First. I think. Actually, Ferguson has beaten Conan in the most recent week in ratings.

Hey, a-hole! I love Craig Ferguson! I didn't watch that interview because Rosanne makes me want to barf, vaginal rejuvination or no. Craig's hilarious, though. Much better than Conan or stupid fucking Jimmy Kimmel.

"as usual, only five people watched Craig Ferguson and six of them were drunk"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh god, I just threw up all over the cubicle next to mine. Sweet Christmas, man, you can't just go talking about something like Roseanne's... oh god, not again

Hey #4, it's one thing to spam the message boards but at least try to sound sober when you do it you fucking retard.

Plus the video's not working. Which may be a defense mechanism of the internet used in a desperate attempt to save itself from Rosanne talking about her hoohah surgery.

there is no picture... How am I supposed to read without pictures!!!!!!!

Now THAT I wanna see!! woof!!

you are right 2. it is on cnn.com.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/11/tv.fergusons.first.ap/index.html

you are right 2. it is on cnn.com.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/11/tv.fergusons.first.ap/index.html

whoops i double clicked

I haven't watched him, but Ferguson did recently beat Conan in the ratings:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/11/tv.fergusons.first.ap/index.html

Its called active X controls people.
I know, Windows sux.Try Firefox you will be much better off.
You are not missing anything anyways.
There went lunch, thanks fish.

Really? I saw her profile with photos on Richsoulmate.com, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn't she? Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?

Tina? If we kill you will anyone fuckin care? No, didn't think so.

HORF!? That's pretty good, I gotta put that into my sentences

am i the only one who grew up without cable and thought "roseann" was comedic gold?? like the episode where she takes darlene's home ec class to the grocery store and reveals the secret of putting store-brand oat cereal bags into the old cheerios boxes?

Why do idiots post links to lame ass celebrity hook up sites?
100% fiction posted for your loathing pleasure...
Do tad poles really swim the Atlantic?

what the fuck, first Vanilla Ice, now Roseanne Barr!?!? It's not Halloween. Show something nice to look at. I'm working!

#18 Growing up without cable is no excuse for not developing any sort of critical faculties whatsoever. Some people will just watch anything, like this whiny untalented attention whore. Roseanne = "Comedic gold"? Christ.

End the War! Vote Democrat!

50,000 Americans died in the Vietnam war, a war that could not be won like Iraq.

4,000+ Americans have already died in the Iraq war. Let's not wait until 50,000 Americans die before deciding to end the war.

Here is a perfect example of why the US should end the war in Iraq.

In the 1980s, Libya increasingly distanced itself from the West, and was accused of committing mass acts of state sponsored terrorism. When evidence of Libyan complicity was discovered in the Berlin discotheque terrorist bombing that killed two American servicemen, the United States responded by launching an aerial bombing attack against targets near Tripoli and Benghazi in April 1986.

In 1991, two Libyan intelligence agents were indicted by federal prosecutors in the U.S. and Scotland for their involvement in the December 1988 bombing of Pan Am flight 103. Six other Libyans were put on trial in absentia for the 1989 bombing of UTA Flight 772. The UN Security Council demanded that Libya surrender the suspects, cooperate with the Pan Am 103 and UTA 772 investigations, pay compensation to the victims' families, and cease all support for terrorism. Libya's refusal to comply led to the approval of UNSC Resolution 748 on March 31, 1992, imposing sanctions on the state designed to bring about Libyan compliance. Continued Libyan defiance led to further sanctions by the UN against Libya in November 1993.

In 2003, more than a decade after the sanctions were put in place, Libya began to make dramatic policy changes in regard to the Western world with the open intention of pursuing a Western-Libyan détente. The Libyan government announced its decision to abandon its weapons of mass destruction programs and pay almost 3 billion US dollars in compensation to the families of Pan Am flight 103 as well as UTA Flight 772.

The decision was welcomed by many western nations and was seen as an important step for Libya toward rejoining the international community. Since 2003 the country has made efforts to normalize its ties with the European Union and the United States and has even coined the catchphrase, 'The Libya Model', an example intended to show the world what can be achieved through negotiation rather than force when there is goodwill on both sides.

for some reason, i have the strong desire to hook up with a rich celebrity's vagina while giving libya a reach around.

#23:

Amen, brother, but perhaps you should find another channel for your thoughts. I think you'll just piss off a lot of people who are here just to see boobies.

I like boobies.

@ 23

Your perscriptions are ready for pick up.

Both - valume and methadone.
And may we suggest a double dose of contraceptives.

Thank you.

In 2008 some asscap wasted approximately one hour of his day trying to convince readers of a gossip site to vote democrat.

Hahahaha I think she's funny! If she's joking about it, HA. If she really did do it, HA. Crackin me up ya crazy Utah woman....

thanks #23! At first I was going to vote for ol' wrinkle neck, with the post traumatic stress disorder. I thought he was my man, but now I'm voting Democrat! I love you.

Sir, I hope you die spitting blood for exposing this vile garbage to those of us lucky enough to NOT see it already...

Yeah, because you know she shows IT right to Craig LMFAO

Fuck this nonsense.........I'm going back to the Robin Wright Penn post.

Mother of God.....

Redeem yourself immediately by posting Kim Kardashian ass shots.

Your very salvation is on the line here.....

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Craig Ferguson is Scots - he's used to seeing hideous sights like haggis. Come to think if it, there's not much difference between Roseanne's vag and a boiled sheep's stomach stuffed with oatmeal.

No, I'm wrong, the boiled sheep's stomach smells better.

I don't want to see Rosanne's boobies or her hoohaa. I don't want to think about the sounds Rosanne would make during sex either.

Uh oh ... too late ...

Oh yeah, THAT was what I had for breakfast. Thanks Superficial!

Gaaaacckkk!

#17...Tina is what's sittin' in the pan in the OR following vaginal reconstruction.

What happened to the excess flesh from this medical proceedure? This newly twatted dumb twat could supply burn units in material for months..

proud to say i was one of the six

So...when she 'adjusted her crotch' during the singing of the National Anthem it was just 'symbolic'?????

Silk purse from a pig's ear?

Democrats suck.
Democrats who ruin my fun at bashing on celebs suck even more. Fuck off troll.

#42 - I'd go with "sleeve of wizard".

That is so horrible... it's right on par with imagining my parents having hot monkey love.

She obviously wasn't even serious. It was a joke because you know, she's a comedian. This isn't news and shouldn't be on the site.

Sorry - I just could'nt bring myself to push the play button- I still remember the national anthem thing {{{ Brrrr....}}}
This pig is to revolting to even watch - much less hear her talking about her crotch-canyon
I wonder if she remembers her and Tom Arnold getting fired from Slim Fast when they were hired as spokespersons ... they ended up eating 2 months worth of Slim Fast meals, shakes & snacks in 3 weeks
HAHAHAHAHA ...............

(Larry the Cable guy accent)

yeah, Democrats suck Git-R-Done! Democrats who ruin my fun are gay, Git-R-Done. Eat Combos! Yeah! Gays 4 McCain! Wrinkle Necks 4 NASCAR!

(end Larry the Cable guy accent)

(Ritalin Poster child face)
Sorry guys, I forgot my prescription this morning or maybe #26 was supposed to be directed to me, whichever, sorry.
(Continued Ritalin Poster child face)
Darwin award winner Jay-Jay. LOL

(Taco Bell sauce on Face)

I HATE LIBUHRULZ. THEY R SO MUZZY! DAY ALSO HAVE AIDZ.

(Condom falls off Daddy's weener onto lil' baby Spazz lap)

OH SHOOT, WE MAK MESSY ON SPAZZ

(Spazz has a seizure)

DUH BABYS ROND HER R ALL SPECAIL

(APPLAUSE)

"... and I'm not afraid to use it."

That's the reason it needed reconstruction: she was NEVER afraid to us it.

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If the story wasn't enough to make me want to go back into therapy, the thought of having Roseanne's old labia as my new eyelid or lip will.
"Hey, why does my new lip smells like Brut 33???....Oh shit, Tom Arnold and Roseanne must have bumped uglies before her trip to the vagina barber!"

um.. craig ferguson beat out conan this week.

um.. craig ferguson beat out conan this week.

Craig Ferguson is the man, though! He's hilarious! That crazy, sexy Scotsman.

I never would have thought that my first comment on this site would be directed at one of those spam whores but #34 made me laugh. "Is this about a vagina? I'll stick to pure love!" I'm going to shout that whenever a guy tries to get in my pants now.

I'm fortunate to not have seen this particular interview, but Ferguson is my favorite late night talk show.

This ranks right up there with this shit from yesterday!!

(http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/erin_moran_fakes_an_orgasm_on.php#comment)

Good God Almighty...in order to simply say "Roseanne Barr" and "vagina" in the same sentence should require an Environmental Impact Report.

Eeeeewwwwww...

Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on "SeekingRich.com"
last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.

who wouldnt like to bang that shit, hmmmm?

#61 He must be blind, deaf, unable to smell and wanting to crawl back inside a uterus. Since her vag is the size of the Holland Tunnel, he might get lucky.