Apr 11 2008Mila Kunis is sweet baby Jesus hot
I'm sorry Kim Kardashian lovers/Weight Watchers enthusiasts but this is how you show up for a premiere: By looking SH-BANGIN'! This is Mila Kunis at the premiere of her new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I gotta admit I never was much of a fan during her time on That 70's show. I was all about the Laura Prepon Amazonian goodness. Maybe it's because Mila's character dated Ashton Kutcher and therefore, by association, I wanted her to get hit in the face with a large jungle cat. But now? Get that cheetah out of the slingshot; Daddy likes.
NOTE: Included pics of Mila with Kristen Bell because I'm practically Mother Teresa over here. I get confused for her a lot and especially at the nudie bar. People are always, "Oh, hey, yo, are you that Mother Teresa lady?" And I'm all, "Ha ha, no, good citizen." Then they punch me in the face and tell me to stop smuggling free wings in my shirt. Ah, like peas in a pod, the two of us.
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Reader Comments
1. debagger - April 11, 2008 4:48 PM
Game Over.
2. princessxooxox - April 11, 2008 4:50 PM
fourth!!! shes soo hot shes the vioce from family guy hilarious
3. princessxooxox - April 11, 2008 4:51 PM
well i guess second haha she has amazing eyes... on of the only women in todays age that is actually pretty... angelina should take some tips... that womans dirt
4. Nikki - April 11, 2008 4:52 PM
She looks amazing... Classy & funny
5. buttmonkey - April 11, 2008 4:53 PM
I would kill a school bus full of nuns and children for the chance at a threeway with those two. Maybe even two school buses.
6. steve - April 11, 2008 4:57 PM
she is gorgeous and reasonably classy.
I like how Meg on Family guy is always mad out to be ugly. While Mila, meg's voice, is so supppppper supppper hot.
7. mixedmartialartvideos.com - April 11, 2008 4:58 PM
she looks like a younger sister of angelina jolie w/ slightly exotic features
8. Rick - April 11, 2008 4:59 PM
I'll have to save up if I'm gonna cover her forehead.
p.s. I'm not gonna save up.
9. restingonlaurels - April 11, 2008 4:59 PM
has anyone seen the "punk'd" she was featured in? most idiotic premise for a prank i have ever seen, the russian lady's dog stuck in a sewer. it was interesting listening to her speak russian with her, though. that was the only episode of that rubbish i saw.
10. Ruby - April 11, 2008 5:00 PM
Although usually she looks amazing, here she looks like she has too much make-up on. She doesn't need all that caked-on crap on her naturally beautiful face. But as a straight girl she doesn't do it for me. You know who does? That Lana-chick from Smallville. Man, I would totally go lesbo for her.
11. greeklvr - April 11, 2008 5:01 PM
Ahh, yumm,,
love them greeks..
and
salad!
12. Bigheadmike - April 11, 2008 5:01 PM
Mother of Pearl she is looking fantastic.
13. dude - April 11, 2008 5:07 PM
vapid cunt.
I'm drunk already! Happy Friday!
14. carlogo - April 11, 2008 5:08 PM
Soooo hot, until you realize she dates McCauley Culkin. Seriously? She's tarnished. Time to take out the trash, you hot Russian Jew!
15. Dr. Otto VanDerWahl - April 11, 2008 5:10 PM
Ladies, now this is worth going lesbian for
16. Grace - April 11, 2008 5:13 PM
I've always thought she was beautiful. Of course, I've loved the fact that she's Eastern European. Ukrainians, Serbians, Romanians, and all other -ians, are really really hot.
17. nero - April 11, 2008 5:14 PM
cunt licking good!
18. Trevor - April 11, 2008 5:14 PM
hey you guys she played angelina jolie as a little girl in the movie gia, so already many many years ago did someone make the comparison
19. alwaysclassy - April 11, 2008 5:16 PM
She's way gorgeous but everytime I see her all I can think is "McCauley Culkin? Seriously? Wtf??" ...........
20. restingonlaurels - April 11, 2008 5:24 PM
aww grace you're too kind! i'm blushing.
21. Donkey Ass - April 11, 2008 5:24 PM
Kristen Bell looks scared of her.
22. combustion8 - April 11, 2008 5:25 PM
her face is hot, she lacks an ass though.
23. Puzzled - April 11, 2008 5:31 PM
She looks hungry! Give her a hamburger. She's too skinny, and her eyes are too big. She's like a little match girl. Kim Kardashian, at least, doesn't look starved.
24. woodhorse - April 11, 2008 5:32 PM
See the outfit made of lamp parts, pom-poms, a duster and pith helmet? That's how it's done Katie/Jordan Price. Now give Grandma back her support hose and patio cover.
25. nipolian - April 11, 2008 5:32 PM
Laura Prepon is still the hotter one of the two.
26. Ted Mosby - April 11, 2008 5:35 PM
I'm fapping to Meg as we speak.
27. Drippy Dick McGee - April 11, 2008 5:35 PM
The only way she could look hotter is laying on her back, screaming "I LOVE you, Drippy Dick McGee" while I take a massive dump on her face.
28. catcherbug - April 11, 2008 5:36 PM
She's ok. Looks a little too goth for me.
29. jules - April 11, 2008 5:40 PM
@23 "Kim Kardashian, at least, doesn't look starved. "
of course she doesn't look starved, she uses those thighs of hers to store food for when she's out of the house.
and your fat homegirl couldn't be more embarrassed that she's so fat, that's why she's covering up the cottage cheese on her ass.
30. PunkA - April 11, 2008 5:58 PM
Isn't she with McCauley Culkin? Yeah, she is pretty messed up in the head.
31. lila - April 11, 2008 6:01 PM
She has always been hot, even before that stupid movie she is in now came out!!! Thanks for the pics though...
32. Billy - April 11, 2008 6:19 PM
Thank goodness! I'm already tired of seeing porky and her fans. oink oink!
Seriously, when are Kardashian's chubby chasers going to get a clue?
33. Ted from LA - April 11, 2008 6:23 PM
Forgetting Sarah Marshall? How about Forgetting I'm Married or Forgetting My Name or Forgetting to Eat. NOW FISH, this is the way to leave us hanging on the weekend. If you put up one last Paris or BritShit post after this, I'll kick you right square in the nuts and punch you in your abs of steel. Out.
34. jane - April 11, 2008 6:24 PM
she's hot until she opens her mouth.
35. Ted from LA - April 11, 2008 6:25 PM
Kim Kardashian couldn't lick this woman's ass. However, if she tries to, I want to see the photos... for personal reasons.
36. Nathiest - April 11, 2008 6:25 PM
You obviously didn't watch the last few seasons of That 70's Show did you? Mila was too fine! That girl was smoken hot! If you didn't notice back then that the girl is hot you must be a bind gay.
Mila Kunis is hot WAY Hotter then Kristen crosseye Bell.
37. rc - April 11, 2008 6:27 PM
Uh she's not all that fantastical looking. she's pretty, i like her, she looks cute but she ain't got nothing on Kim Kardashian in the body or looks department.
38. Ted from LA - April 11, 2008 6:27 PM
#23,
She doesn't look starved? It doesn't look like she's missed a meal or snack since the Carter Administration.
39. Voracious - April 11, 2008 6:28 PM
I am not into skinny chicks, but she is just divine. If I had to be skinny, I'd want her body.
40. Caligula - April 11, 2008 6:32 PM
Katie Price's tits are more real than Bell's smile.
41. Drundel - April 11, 2008 6:36 PM
She has always been cute, but I think she needs to go up a cup size.
42. Sophomore_Cheese - April 11, 2008 6:36 PM
her nose looks smaller......
43. Frank Lucas' Bitch - April 11, 2008 6:49 PM
She looks so beautiful! I've always loved her, and I think it's ironic how ugly Meg's supposed to be while Mila that's voicing her is so stunning! But yeah, that Bell bleached blonde...wow, she looks like a horse beside Mila. Mila has those beautiful exotic features, wow. Who said blondes are more attractive? BULLSHIT.
44. Joe C - April 11, 2008 6:53 PM
Mmmm. She turned out real nice.
45. Gerald_Tarrant - April 11, 2008 6:56 PM
Hey Kool-Aid, Mila Kunis is hot!!
Ohhhhhh Yeahhhhhhh.
46. what a loser - April 11, 2008 7:03 PM
Die Superfish, die. I hate when you say chicks who aren't even hot are 'soo amazingly hot'. You have no taste, raise your standards with women a little. You must live in a place where all women are ugly cows. This chick isn't hot at all, she's cute at best.
47. wtf? you're tasteless - April 11, 2008 7:06 PM
Are you fucking crazy? Comparing this average chick to the hottest woman in the world, Kim Kardashian? You have no fucking taste at all!!! This chick isn't even on the league of Kim Kardashian, not even close. This chick is on the league of the average chicks you see walking down the street.
48. Rut Roh - April 11, 2008 7:28 PM
This lady is hot.
What's with all the "cry me a river" fat chic lovers?
It's called most of THE SOUTH. Take some fried chicken and head towards Georgia and Florida. Fat whores like Kim K are a dime a dozen. Beautiful women are what I like to see, which is why I stay the fuck out of the South. I've been avoiding the whales in most of Britain and America, but it seems there may be a few hotties left.
49. debagger - April 11, 2008 7:29 PM
Hey #47, ever heard of a Thesaurus?
50. Fishfucker - April 11, 2008 7:52 PM
No ass, no tits, she's like 4 feet tall and overrated as hell. She's the the gay ideal of a perfect woman: 'Cute', non overtly woman-shaped, great for catwalks and magazine covers (closeups to the face only, never to the rack) and fashion-savvy. A living fucking Barbie doll to play dress-up with.
Too bad men don't want to play dress-up with no fucking dolls, fish. Straight men, I mean.
51. 240 - April 11, 2008 8:10 PM
I love her piercing eyes. I am sure its b/c of make up and contacts but damn they look good.
52. 240 - April 11, 2008 8:16 PM
I love her piercing eyes. I am sure its b/c of make up and contacts but damn they look good.
53. lucky - April 11, 2008 8:23 PM
Well I've been told I look like a taller Mila Kunis (as she looks now not the crappy 70's show look) with bigger boobs and a nicer ass, just as slim, but more toned. Green eyes, long dark hair and perfect features. Yeah life is good.
Well I'm off to go fuck my husband, now where did I put my lace thong and see through bustier... under the edible body lotion, of course.
Yeah life is damn good for him too, because well on top of how I look I'm also damn good in the sack. It's a good thing we have lots of mirrors because with a girl like me and a super hot athlete (hubby) naked happy hour looks fucking amazing.
54. Ted from LA - April 11, 2008 8:43 PM
Send photos.
55. Cheech - April 11, 2008 8:50 PM
She's been hot since season one of "That 70's Show". All she's missing is the dirty sanchez mustache, provided by yours truly, and she's be a 10. Till then, she's pushing 9.5.
56. ldsqtbea - April 11, 2008 9:43 PM
she is very very pretty but, ive never liked a girl that parts their hair down the middle ... thats just me tho ... also, she is wearing a little too much make up for my liking (foundation) nonetheless, she is very pretty :-D
57. Ted from LA - April 11, 2008 9:53 PM
#57,
Are you Randal's cousin?
58. Al - April 11, 2008 10:15 PM
It's pretty cool how her eyes are two different colors. She's very pretty.
59. Lucky - April 11, 2008 10:15 PM
oh by the way. my hubby is black as night and hung like a horse. I give him anything he wants including my perfect ass, which he just had. Life is great!!
I just thought I would let you know. ;)
60. Juaqin Ingles - April 11, 2008 10:56 PM
She's starting to look like a woman now. Well from the front anyway. I'd have to tape her mouth shut though.
61. Juaqin Ingles - April 11, 2008 10:58 PM
#48 There are still F.A.F. women in ATL. The rest of the south is one giant Waffle House though.
62. Not impressed - April 11, 2008 11:11 PM
She looks a little bruised. How old is she anyway? Her skin is already starting to go.
63. She'sit - April 11, 2008 11:27 PM
She's the mold that every woman should be cast from.
64. Ted from LA - April 11, 2008 11:51 PM
Why does she have that big dot on her forehead? Is she Indian?
65. Ted from LA - April 11, 2008 11:54 PM
Cancel that. I just sneezed while I was eating a hot fudge sundae. My bad.
66. Sparqi - April 12, 2008 12:40 AM
Ukrainian Jewish women = Often quite hot. I banged one for a couple of years in college. She could suck a golfball through a garden hose. Ah, memories....
Seriously Fish; you're just figuring out that Mila's hot? Seen this picture before? It's enough to make your tongue hard.
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/mila_kunis/mila_kunis_l1.jpg
67. mel - April 12, 2008 1:20 AM
reshaped eyebrows and smaller nose
68. Anal Fistula - April 12, 2008 2:26 AM
you missed the story dude...kristin bell is the hottie here
69. fake boobs - April 12, 2008 3:20 AM
What happened to her tits?
70. Lucky's husband - April 12, 2008 7:05 AM
She's not kidding about me, but all she ever does is lay there and stares into the mirrored ceiling chanting "I'm so pretty, so pretty, so pretty" It's like fucking a dead fish. Which incidently is what she looks like
71. Lucky's husband - April 12, 2008 7:05 AM
She's not kidding about me, but all she ever does is lay there and stares into the mirrored ceiling chanting "I'm so pretty, so pretty, so pretty" It's like fucking a dead fish. Which incidently is what she looks like
72. Lucky's Father - April 12, 2008 7:46 AM
She don't do that with me son
73. EPISIOTOMY BOY - April 12, 2008 9:34 AM
I bet she's a screamer. Boing!
74. Princess - April 12, 2008 10:45 AM
OK seriously i dont know if its just me.. but if you look at the close ups her eyes are fucking creepy. They're totally out of focus: one pupil looks up and the other kinda looks down. It's like one eye looks the other way- so not hot...
75. Ted - April 12, 2008 10:54 AM
Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "SeekingRich.com".On "SeekingRich.com",there are many
beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that website,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the website.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!
76. perea - April 12, 2008 11:30 AM
CRAZY EYES!!!
77. ldsqtbea - April 12, 2008 11:42 AM
#58
nope ... not cousins ... not related lol ... im curious to ask tho, why would you think that ??? lol
78. Seymour Butz - April 12, 2008 11:47 AM
Nice to see that Mila has finally grown up.
She started out on that 70s show as a very cute girl, but as she got older she just started looking... not quite right... like most girls/women do at that point in their lives. Now she's gotten past that phase, and hot damn was it worth the wait.
79. korina_jebediah - April 12, 2008 12:22 PM
I sooo liked her...
until i noticed that she looks like a brunette elisha dusku(pretty sure tha'ts not how you spell it)
:/
she's like a mix between angelina(already said) elisha,catherine zeta-johnes and the girl with the coconut bustier behind her
maybe it's because of those crazy beautiful(but indeed crazy) eyes
like a chameleon
damn, she even starts to look like kristin bell
crazy eyed too
amazing,
kind of
80. korina_jebediah - April 12, 2008 12:23 PM
dont you love when they morph??
meee
yep, me neither
81. ixz - April 12, 2008 12:41 PM
#23. Sure, Kim doesn't look starved, but her face looks like a man. If I fucked Kim I'd have to put a bag over her head because personally I don't dig chicks that look like trannies... but that's me. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
Mila is fucking hot IMO. And she really doesn't look emaciated she's just a skinny person (but not stick skinny). mmmmmmm. Too bad she's straight.
82. kay - April 12, 2008 1:40 PM
I always thought she was pretty and still is. For some reason though she looks very different .. iuno maybe some plastic surgery done or maybe the fact she's tryna do that Angelina Jolie pose or something.. still very pretty though .. love her eyes!
83. Alex - April 12, 2008 1:45 PM
Whoa she's definitely had some work done. She looks completely different.
84. Quinn - April 12, 2008 3:17 PM
I agree with PP ^^ she has had somthing changed on her face. Nice face for sure!
her posture is nasty!
Looks like hunching over bleachclondBell and almost knocking her over.
85. Ted from LA - April 12, 2008 3:38 PM
#80,
You just seemed very positive like our boy Randal. He really believes in the power of positive thinking. I have a new theory, but it's not a positive one. Anyone who gets in an argument on the internet about how fat or thin they are is a total fucking loser. I'm 6'5 and weigh 221 pounds and have six pack abs. Fuck no I'm not 6'5 and I don't weight 221 pounds. Do you get the point? Now shut the fuck up about how much you weigh and how tall you are. I'll post this for all the dumbfucks on the Kimmy thread too. My job is done here
86. Quinn - April 12, 2008 3:47 PM
where is Randal btw?
87. Ted from LA - April 12, 2008 3:55 PM
I think he is getting in touch with his inner hairy man this weekend and is beating on some bongos in the woods of northern Vermont. Cumbiya.
88. ldsqtbea - April 12, 2008 4:34 PM
#88
funny that you were able to pick up that im a positive person from one comment lol ... i like to think that i am :-D and like randal, i believe in the power of positive thinking but i also believe in action and taking responsibility for your actions ... anywho, i still stand behind my first comment: shes pretty but i dont like her parting her hair down the middle and a little less make up would make her look a lot better
89. TJ - April 12, 2008 5:33 PM
She looks like she will be a hag when she turns 40. Guess we should fuck her now.
90. bootlips - April 12, 2008 10:39 PM
I love black women. There's something about flared nostrils, bootlips, crap colored skin, nappy hair, and simian features that drives me crazy.
91. Fasc(ion)ist(a) - April 12, 2008 11:20 PM
She has a condition called heterochromia which causes the eyes to be two different colours.
And I'd say she's had fat injected into her cheeks to plump them out as she's gotten skinnier. Maybe botox, since there's no hint of a smile in any of the pix? Oh, and she's Li-Lo orange.
She looks like she's in her late 30's.
92. jealous - April 12, 2008 11:33 PM
can you tell it's a very jealous girl above me? her name should be "im fat and bitter". Jesus, relax lady.
93. Aerialgreen - April 13, 2008 12:12 AM
@25: yeah, there was a time that I'd say the same thing, yet now Laura Prepon is out as a Scientology loon, and thus, she is dead to me.... and not in the still warm body necrophiliac sexy way, but as in bare bones dead. Now Milla is the new goal.
Oh, and you can thank Danny Masterson, a born family $cieno, for the Prepon brainwash stunt.
94. Rut Roh - April 13, 2008 3:00 AM
You need to stop watching Nascar if you don't see how hot this chic is. Get off the Wal-Mart scooter, put down the fried chicken and step away from the cookie....This lady be mega hella hot....No more fatties.
95. pontia - April 13, 2008 3:03 AM
WOW , SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, SHE LOOKS LIKE YOUNG ANGELINA JOLIE , DOESN'T SHE.
96. Stupid People - April 13, 2008 3:55 AM
She is beautiful, and I doubt she has had any work done to her face. At most, Botox. Just because she doesn't have fake tits and fake ass and fake lips doesn't mean that she is not gorgeous.
People like to flatter themselves by associating themselves with a celebrity that has maybe one trait in common, such as a large gluteus (or something else), and get so offended when someone who has the opposite of that trait is actually beautiful.
Mila Kunis has a natural beauty and an annoying voice that makes her money. I hope she never gets surgery, because like someone commented earlier, she is one of the few actresses that is actually beautiful today.
97. cognac - April 13, 2008 8:47 AM
ted from la is one of those little penis guys that like woman that are shaped like boys stop with the kim bashing she's hot
98. Muppet Bitch - April 13, 2008 9:14 AM
I want to stick my penis in her mouth so she can't talk with that funny muppet voice of hers.
99. Beyonce - April 13, 2008 2:16 PM
she;s nothing special, most Greek girls are ugly as sin so compared to them Mila is pretty I guess
100. PeterG. - April 13, 2008 2:18 PM
No she doesn't look anything like Angelina. Are you drinking on a Sunday?
101. Erica - April 13, 2008 3:33 PM
15. I wouldn't go lesbian for her. I love men too much. Well, some..But she really is gorgeous. I always thought she was gorgeous, even in the That so 70's show days. Love that show also. :) But yeah, she's classy which makes her even more gorgeous. She doesn't look like some ho.
102. lambman - April 13, 2008 5:20 PM
Mila has a beautiful face, but she's built like a 12-year-old boy and has a fucking irritating voice.
Kirstin on the other hand has a bangin body!!! Have you seen those bikinni pics of her from Sarah Marshall...hot damn!
103. bootlips - April 13, 2008 8:16 PM
She's very cute. She's so unlike all those simian negroes with the wigs.
104. Fasc(ion)ist(a) - April 13, 2008 8:35 PM
#95-- speaking of fat, bitter chicks, you must be a frustrated lesbian or pimply nerd boy who thinks Mila Kunis actually visits this site and reads the comments.
How does making an observation about a medical condition (which she acknowledges she has), a spray-on tan and clear facial changes that I did not attribute to any surgery make me a fat, bitter female? The person below you noted possible Botox use as well.
I happen to be a very well put together late-30s male, something you will never, ever get nearer than is required to ask "Do you want fries with that?"
105. Grunion - April 13, 2008 9:39 PM
She's hot hot in a non-fat -turkish -human -unrinal kind of way.
106. I Am Oshkosh - April 13, 2008 9:44 PM
If you think she's hot you better not look at me lest your your penis shoot a load so big you'll end up looking like Kurt Cobain.
107. Perve - April 13, 2008 11:22 PM
Get some more of Mila
mila/a>
http://www.mila.com
108. newlysingle girl(fuck) - April 14, 2008 3:57 AM
BOTOX ANYONE?
109. ash - April 14, 2008 1:56 PM
somebody had they're lips done! whatever she looks hot i can't hate her for it
110. Cindy M - April 14, 2008 5:58 PM
Wow, I hardly recognized her from That 70's Show. What makes her look so smokin' hot is that hair. Her subtle highlights are perfectly blended and she's got just the right amount of wave set into her hair. Now THIS is how to wear your hair for an evening out!
111. Jacque - April 15, 2008 10:57 PM
Not quite as hot as me but I guess you wouldn't have to twist my arm till it breaks to do er. The melted curls are wicked.
112. Russ S - April 15, 2008 11:29 PM
WOW MAN! WHAT THE ****!!! She was so hot on That 70's Show, but holy ****!!!
113. Fasc(ion)ist(a) - April 20, 2008 2:56 PM
Jacque-- "melted curls"? You mean waves?
114. ninjanaked - May 3, 2008 11:28 PM
i drink her pee everyday!!!!
115. justin - May 11, 2008 5:25 AM
Her nose looks really round and elf like. Not cute.
She does have pretty eyes though, and she is not too thin.