Apr 9 2008Mary Louise Parker calls off engagement
Mary Louise Parker, the hot mom from Weeds, called off her engagement to Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Smiley McMoustache above, according to the AP:
Parker, who plays an upscale suburban marijuana dealer on the Showtime comedy, ended the relationship with her actor fiance, according to a person close to the former couple. The person, who requested anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the relationship, said the couple had differing lifestyles, but that Parker holds Morgan in the highest regard and hopes they remain friends.
While it should be illegal to break up with a man with a moustache, I'm amused by the headline to this story: "Parker ends engagement, AP told." Apparently the Associated fucking Press felt it necessary to point out that they have exclusive celeb gossip. Hats off to you, chaps! More importantly, what kind of friend calls the AP to spill the beans on your relationship? That'd be like me calilng CNN to tell everyone my roommate's girlfriend has the clap. Which she does, and I'm still waiting for a callback from Anderson Cooper. Ring, damn you!
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Reader Comments
1. Hydro74 - April 9, 2008 10:19 AM
Holy shit ... FIRST?
2. Ted from LA - April 9, 2008 10:21 AM
This is so sad. He did some great porn in the 70s.
3. pwned - April 9, 2008 10:25 AM
he asked for a prenup
4. toolboy - April 9, 2008 10:26 AM
I never like Tony Orlando. Tie a yellow ribbon around my nut sack.
5. They White Urkle - April 9, 2008 10:28 AM
I'll admit she is pretty hot, but what is up with those knees? They look like elephant knees!
6. ZoomBoy - April 9, 2008 10:30 AM
Well now that Denny is single again he can become un-dead and go fuck Izzy at Seattle Grace.
7. havoc - April 9, 2008 10:33 AM
Ummm.....how can I say this?
So The Fuck What?
There we go.
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8. havoc - April 9, 2008 10:34 AM
Oh and nice shine on those shoes Mr. Moustache.
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9. tragictheory - April 9, 2008 10:41 AM
so hot.
10. lulu - April 9, 2008 10:42 AM
I <3 Weeds. That show kicks fukin arse..
11. oJAEflo - April 9, 2008 10:49 AM
Just an FYI, JDM there looks like he does (the 'stache, a few extra pounds) mainly because of the character he's playing in 2009's THE WATCHMEN. He's playing The Comedian, and it looks pretty bad-ass.
12. Auntie Kryst - April 9, 2008 10:52 AM
Mary Louise Parker is a talented actress and Weeds is really good show. With that going for her, you can't expect she will settle for just any old moustache ride. You gotta bring it dude!!
13. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 9, 2008 10:55 AM
"the couple had differing lifestyles"
Read: She stopped blowing him on demand.
14. disillusionisreal - April 9, 2008 11:01 AM
She's great on the show, but a real fruitcake when it comes to real life.
15. FromOutOfNoWhere - April 9, 2008 11:02 AM
Damn, I hope when she says "she holds Morgan in the highest regard and hopes they remain friends." that she really means in man talk "she holds Morgan in the highest regards and hopes they remain fuck buddies on a daily basis", otherwise I would be pissed to lose that
16. FCS - April 9, 2008 11:05 AM
She's cute. nice gams
17. lipper - April 9, 2008 11:06 AM
The dress is really odd.. can't decide if I like it or not. Is it made out of leather? Freaky bitch. I like that in a woman.
I think knees in general are rather odd looking and its more of an oddity to find someone with really "nice" ones.
18. nipolian - April 9, 2008 11:07 AM
My favorite episode is when Jeffrey Dean Morgan becomes Johnny Bravo, starts wearing beads and sets up his bedroom in the basement because he has become to cool to room with the others.
19. Anexio - April 9, 2008 11:07 AM
Mary louese parker is not a bad bperson so I dont under why you make fun of the kness. shes not at all like the other preg woman spealling but theya are standing in the same directions. mys bosses have a mustach and I like it more or less but cant have one at all or ever because of hwho i am which is fine becasue I live with my self.
20. deacon jones - April 9, 2008 11:20 AM
C'mon people
"Different lifestyles" aka "He had a terrible coke problem" or "The bitch laid there like a wet rag and never blew me"
One of the two. Keepin it real
21. Ash - April 9, 2008 11:25 AM
He's so gorgeous why anyone would want to end anything with him, I'll never know.
22. Auntie Kryst - April 9, 2008 11:28 AM
@20 Right on!! Anexio where you been? Randal, meet the master.
23. Kangoolari - April 9, 2008 11:34 AM
Proof, once again, that not even a hot man can carry off a porn star 'tache :P
24. your mom - April 9, 2008 11:40 AM
Isn't he the guy that plays her dead husband on Weeds???
25. Anonymous - April 9, 2008 11:42 AM
Right on dude, you dodged a major bullet. NEVER get married. Marriage is a fucking prison.
26. noone - April 9, 2008 11:44 AM
THER IS A GOD!!!!
as we speak im on a flight to hollywood! and its not for a moustache ride.
time to get me some milf ass
27. adeliza - April 9, 2008 11:50 AM
Who gives a rat's ass?
28. squirrel - April 9, 2008 11:57 AM
Who broke up with Chigurh from "No Country For Old Men?"
29. shanipie - April 9, 2008 12:01 PM
Now why would any straight woman break up with a man with facial hair as HOT as that?
Poor thing, she must be crazy.
30. ToTellTheTruth - April 9, 2008 12:25 PM
Umm...who gives a motherfuck?
31. Mariliis - April 9, 2008 12:56 PM
yay, his free now. i'd date him. He is hot without the moustache...
32. Obvious - April 9, 2008 1:08 PM
Who the hell are these people and why should I care?
33. Mellie - April 9, 2008 1:17 PM
@20 > U said it! Everyone make damn sure listen to what Anexio has to say from now on...they have the right idea here...
34. ch474 - April 9, 2008 1:18 PM
Differing lifestyles ... either he's doing gay porn for career advancement or she's a friend of Dorothy, with weekly group meetings.
35. dan - April 9, 2008 1:25 PM
now's my chance! and she totally sells weed! boo ya!
36. Flavio - April 9, 2008 1:59 PM
oh damn I'm so glad. look at the that fucking mook! how does such an insanely hot, cool chick like MLP end up with a troll like that? jesus, glad he was able to crawl out from under the bridge to make this photo-op. damn, I like Mary Louise Parker, she is soooo foxy!
37. Kim - April 9, 2008 2:27 PM
I have a top just like that to cover my huge hips. I did not know some wear it as a dress lol!
38. redsonja1313 - April 9, 2008 3:14 PM
while that mustache HAS TO GO...the dude is actually really HOT !!! and I am very happy he will hopefully be prowling the streets of LA sometime soon !!!!!!!!!
39. redsonja1313 - April 9, 2008 3:18 PM
while that mustache HAS TO GO...the dude is actually really HOT !!! and I am very happy he will hopefully be prowling the streets of LA sometime soon !!!!!!!!!
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/15/02/70/10f.jpg
40. huntington hearst - April 9, 2008 3:56 PM
i read somewhere commenting is just about to become a federal felony.
we're all going to be treated for comment addiction. when not allowed
to comment, they had a fit. comment withdrawal. very serious problem.
all comments must be positive, uplifiting and upbeat, not critical.
it might hurt someone's feelings. artists are very sensitive people.
and sometimes they do hate us for loving them.
41. Josh - April 9, 2008 4:09 PM
Given that she is always kissing and hooking up with the most disgusting guys on Weeds, I would have thought it would be him calling it off.
42. washington - April 9, 2008 8:09 PM
Can't think of a hotter MILF than this woman. She's like 43 or something.
43. lame - April 9, 2008 9:59 PM
good shit lollipop
44. herbalsmokey - April 9, 2008 10:23 PM
is season 4 even in production??????? how they gonna leave us hanging like that?
45. 1 MILF Hunter - April 9, 2008 11:06 PM
I thought that was Ron Jeremy.
46. lambman - April 10, 2008 12:07 AM
Awwww I hope it was her decision. Mary seems like such a sweet woman, and she is so freaking hot and talented. Weeds is just about the funniest thing on TV lately and she's had it rough what with getting dumped while knocked up not too long ago and now this..
but its ok because
THUG MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOUR SORRY
47. lambman - April 10, 2008 12:10 AM
26 - yes he playes her dead husband on Weeds, and the dead boyfriend on Grey's Anatomy and the dead father on Supernatural
apparently his agent doesn't think he can pull off "alive" on screen
48. Bleak Jackson - April 10, 2008 1:41 AM
Maybe not the best bod for such a short shirt. Wherever will she find a guy like that again?
49. Dakota - April 10, 2008 2:37 AM
that guy looks like Pablo Escobar. print that
50. MysteryMeat - April 10, 2008 3:42 AM
that guy doesn't know how lucky he is.
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52. nerdkiller - April 11, 2008 3:08 PM
oh man. ever since weeds i just wanna have sex time with her. u know how some girls will let u fuck their mouths. like not blow u, but u can pump their face hole and they actually love it, u know? I totes think she'd be cool with that, like it even. me and her a bathroom stall at balthazaar or some place, and i'm mouth eFing her and she loves it. part of my body is changing right now.
53. jerkin_jersey_boy - April 12, 2008 8:22 AM
Is that Bababooey? Sorry Gar.......
54. Count Fatula - April 12, 2008 9:35 PM
Ooooooooh... he's super gross. I can't decide which is more bewidlering: her taste in fiances, or the fact that she has made like eleven hundred movies where she's a fag hag.