Apr 8 2008Lindsay Lohan offers to strip for film, gets shot down

it's because she's fat.

First!

Take it off, Peppermint Patty!

She can go full frontal for me anytime. The more freckles the better.

Yeah. I'm going to get some candy now

She also offered to have sex with a donkey, but you know, animal cruelty laws and such..

It is more than just BOOBS - it is the entire balance of the figure.....

Why are people so fuckin obsessed with boobs.

It is the ENTIRE figure that counts. The harmony and balance - not just one area.

It is how everything comes together.

GEEZ

My boss was kind enough to inform me this morning that out of 7 and 1/2 hours I put in a day, I only do on average 3 to 4 hours worth of work.

"Good to know", I said.

"Good to know"

In pic 4 someone just told her what year it was.

Ohhh... I almost came thinking about it.

"She just wants to remind people that she can act and she’s worth hiring."

because the going rate for serious actors is about 75g, what?

@9

Pic 4 tells me she's just received the super secret Shanghai 5 finger Water Crane sudden death blow...

>>>> HAAAAAI!

In Pic 4, the director of her next flick is telling her how far down her throat her co-star will go. Lohan is amazed how easy that will be after all her experience.

She is bad actress, look at her botching this Country Crock commercial.

Well, after Mean Girls, there's really no need to prove that Lindsay can act because those who have seen that movie, know she clearly can.

Although, I must admit, she has a very wonderful and natural pair but as #7 has already made claim to, it's just not the breasts.

Thankfully, Lindsay comes as an A+ in all categories as an actress, a singer and above all, a person.

Keep it fresh girl!

Randal

I just informed my boss that I carry a pistol in my purse and that maybe she should shut the fuck up and just be happy that I showed up..

Would someone please kill Randal?

I know this is a real fucking faux pas around here, but she looks hot in that first pic.

Poor Lindsay. I think she's a cute girl with a lot of problems. She's worked hard to get it back together. I hope she finds a role soon (without offering to strip for it).

I'M ROOTING FOR YOU LINDSAY:)

DON'T SELL OUT!

OH NO, saggyness and freckles!!!!

yea, randal, eat her shit already you lick butt.

@18

Yeah man, I agree.
I don't care what the gals say, I'd hammer her dizzy... twice!

#17 I'm on it.

Yes, I'm sure the other talented actresses, like Cate Blanchett, are soliciting movie producers to strip. Yes, that's what you do when you have, uh, talent. I guess this means Ms. Lohan's career is O V E R.

YAY!!!!! Randal is here!!! I totally heart you Randal!!

You know, I really feel for her. I've often offered the same, but alas, people seem to reject me for what I am. Oh well, at least I have my precious mirror near my toilet to gaze into. What the world is missing....

The answer is simple.

The Producers are vegetarians.

The sight of ground up hamburger meat makes them cringe : )

Her main problem is that she is a used up ginger coke whore with absolutely no talent. In acting or sucking cock.

I hope she, and you, rot in hell.

I saw Lilo at a restaurant when she was rehabbing during her last stint. She was shorter than I thought, but looked better in person, although a little aged. The drugs and lack of sleep will do that to you I guess

I'll hire her to strip down totally nude in my film. I don't have $75k, but I can get it, if that's what it takes. But, there is one clause: she's gotta go back to red, none of this blond nonsense.

Zakk Wylde and dragons in the same sentence? No. You're thinking Rhapsody, or Yngwie Malmsteen.

@30

thaz fukin nasty
she is all wrinkles, sag, frekles, and hidden bags of coke under that hideous dress

Lindsay is a pretty woman, but she's a has been. When you're getting paid a mere 75K in a film it signifies you're a nobody. I'm a big time nobody who has made that much shooting national commercials.

Honest to God, my wife is 46 years old and has better looking tits than this clown. And to those of you that continue flog "Mean Girls" as proof of Lohan's acting chops....go back and watch the movie again!!!!
The script was very well written, the casting was superb, and in that mix Lindsay did a ...good job. Just a good job.

Thank heaven! After seeing her make a complete mockery of the famous Marylin Monroe photo shoot...I'm glad to see that there are some Hollywood producers that actually have brains that work! Face facts LiLo...you do not look good naked with your stumpy limbs and the road map of freckles that covers your body!

I still vote for full frontal.

Honey. That thing stopped being "fresh" when she gave it up to Arron Carter at the age of 11. Although I hear it can make fresh creme cheese. YUM!

Why in the fuck do you think they don't want to show it in the movie.

Or is that Bagel dough? Can't remember.......

Maybe mommie-dearest can "trade" the producers whatever they want.
After all - she DOES have another daughter she's trying desperately to get into the hollywood mainstream. A young sweet-tart would go a long way towards extending mommie-dearests life as one of hollywoods white-trailer-trash moms. Now if she could just get someone (anyone) to look at her Lindsay nude without puking

Check out the fingernails in that pic. You can take the girl out of Long Island, but you can' t take Long Island out of the girl........

Please stay dressed Lindsay, no one wants to see your red worn out cooter.

I feel like such a fool... I thought that the way to demonstrate you were worth hiring was to show up (on time), work hard, be reasonably easy to get along with... But now Lindsay Lohan tells us that the way to show you're worth hiring is to be naked. I wish I had all that time back I've spent actually working and showing up and stuff. If I could do it all over again, I'd just show up at work once completely naked and then just ride that wave to success.

Thanks, Lindsay, for keepin' it real...

She is still young enough that my eyes wouldn't start to bleed if I saw her naked.

She needs to put on 20 lbs. and get those full D cups back before letting the puppies loose on the silver screen.

I would fuck her brains out for sure. I'd just have to spray Lysol in her cooter first.

#42 AMEN

I would fuck her hard.

AH - HA! AH - HA! AH- HA!

@42 AND 43

u guys r fukin nasty

u obviously dont have decent love lifes and look for a good chance to get with randoms whores whenever you feel the time is right

go find a girlfriend or u guys could keep trying to get ladies to suck ur old man cock, give up and stick with masterbating, or u could meet up at some random gay bar and become FAG's together

have fun!

"She just wants to remind people that she can act and she’s worth hiring."

yeah, offering full frontal nudity--what a great reminder of her acting *skills*.

@45, go fuck yourself, your sister, your dog, or the nearest sofa cushion and let the big boys talk, OK?

watch yoself fag

this bytchass mofo gonna go kick ur ass

Linsday Lohan is a goddamn genius... a patriot if you will.... we should all follow her lead and show up to work completely nude.... oh yeah! helllloooo ladies!

i cant tell if ur being sarcastic or not...

LMFAO

(@50)

#12...perfect comment!

i'd like to see her go for the full nudity...why not?

"I'M ROOTING FOR YOU LINDSAY:)

DON'T SELL OUT!"

In order to sell out you have to have some credibility TO sell out, which of course , she does not.

If nobody wants you naked, maybe you should simply change your career goals. Be what you really are: a LI coke whore who is as dumb as a stack of dry wood. And even dry wood is more useful than you in that it can save your life if you're lost in the forest one night, after trying to get laid with a prostitute who appears to be a transgender about to get his wee-wee cut off. Even that turns me on more than you, Lindsay. Conclusion: get the hell out of my webpage. I'm trying to entertain myself here!

#7--Shut the hell up. It's about the tits and I have to assume you don't have any. We men-folk are the ones doing the lady-banging and WE will be the ones to tell a woman upon what she should base her self image. That being said, Lindsay is pretty freaking amazing. Dump on her all you want, but if you are a guy and say you wouldn't hit it, Richard Simmons wants to go to a movie with you. And the movie is The Crying Game.

Hey #48: Anyone who can't spell for shit cannot kick ANYONE'S ass. So go fuck yourself, kid.

Funny how, they ASKED HER TO GET NAKED for "I know who killed me", in which she played a STRIPPER and she refused.. A year later she is fully willing to strip in her next role? CRAZY? She went from being asked to strip and her turning them down, to her asking to strip and being turned down in one year. That is clearly sad. I think Lohan is a good actress and has worked hard to get back to normal, but she's going to have to prove that she still has it when it comes to being professional on the job.

um I think mr. 56 might being goin through some self-hatred because his penis wants to bone lindsay... it's okay dude... she is still a functional vag... really, put the gun down... oh and I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that total_pimp was mocking you when he spelled all that shit wrong... just a hunch, now back to my proposal about the 24/7 nakedness.... anyone?

Heh, Lindsay's still hot. I would love to see her get naked in a movie... and that's really the only reason that anyone would want to watch these peoples' stupid film anyways. They were idiots to turn her down.

If Lindsay is okay with being fully nude on camera, then please make it happen. Write it into the script. Lindsay might not make this same offer again.

hey #56

go fuck YOURSELF
happy? perfect spelling

what are you gonna want from me next... perfect grammar?

what the fuck are you, an english teacher?

if you want to fuck lindsay, go ahead
i shall watch and laugh

-happy fucking!

she is so hot!!!

She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty and sexy.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site"W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m".I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site？Dose she really has a new baby?

we prefer her in those lamby pj's