Apr 22 2008Lindsay Lohan & Booze: An affair for the ages

God, she looks bad.

First!! =)))

poor lohan =S

She is sexy.I have searched her photo on “M a r r y M i l l i o n a i r e . C o m” which is a celeb dating site. It is said that she is dating with a rich man but i do not believe that!

judging by the first picture she needs to go back into rehab, she looks like she's still on smack, open your eyes a bit more love!

WOW First....Awww, i think Lindsays kinda hot (...and i bet she's a wild ride too...) Like an old time tavern 'Liquor in the front, poker in the rear'.....

LOL.

She's trying so hard to get the studios to think she dependable enough to give try in a lead role, but the booze keeps calling....

Just like her mom - at the end of her day, all she can trust are her liver and vag.

She better start drinking again, she's aging (take that British) even faster sober.

She looks like a 37 yr old Long Island divorcee at the Holiday Inn lobby bar

I love how you guys are advertising Skyy Vodka on your home page and chastising Lindsay and her drinking problems.

You guys are knobs

And "Tits Up" in 5...4...3...2...

deacon you hit the nail on the head. It's sad when you're in your early twenties and already a cougar.

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Wow she looks like crap. What the hell is it with the "V" peace sign everyone thinks they need to make? What are they, 15 year old Japanese girls? Mmmm....15 year old Japanese girls.

That "V" is the universal sign for "can't keep my legs closed".

what is with that make up? orange is not a good look. stop washing your face with fanta girl!

Holy crap!! Sweet jebus, now can we ship this aging twat over to the filthly limeys like we did Madonna? She is no longer up to American standards.

PS nice one #7 "Aging" you brittish cunts "aging."

Yes, its the "peace" sign, but in Lohan's case it means two more shots please.

I heard the only thing she eats are worms at the bottom of Tequila bottle.

Thats one weathered looking 21 year old. Her sister Alli looks old too; she's like, what, 13?... she looks like the 21 year old, and Lindsay looks like her middle aged slutty mom.

cool now she can just chill and drink and be happy...i think she is entitled...

Hey Dina!

Is your daughter still in "an amazing place"??

#15: That can't be right. When has this skank ever said "please"?

Hey Lindsay, it's Johnnie W in the black label. I know you've been ignoring me for a while. I was so sad since you ignored me for so long. But you were meant for me and I was meant for you (thank you Jewel). Now that we're back, I'll be more faithful to you than ever. Let me come in contact with that mouth and rub me all over your bodacious ta-tas and promise you'll never leave me. We'll have many more forgetable nights together in someone's backseat. You rock.

Hey, Auntie Kryst what's with all the Brit-Bashing ???? You'd do well to remember that us Brits are America's ONLY friend in the whole world, arrrrr. And all the plebs/tards on this site (Montag, Hilton, Pratt, Lohan - The list is endless) are all American. In fact why don't you look at your family tree, your probably of British dissent. Now go back to playing with your guns and rockets and leave us hardened dour northerners to fight it out like REAL men.....

*14 "Aging (blah blah) aging", like a lot of foreigners trying to learn a difficult language Americans are no different, infact I've met many Mexicans who speak and write English better than many Americans. Do the math, alright already, go figure (he's on a roll), you done real good (genius), word to your mother. Agless, absolutely agless x

It was only a matter of time before she fell off the wagon. If you keep going clubs and hanging out with your druggie friends what do you think going to happen?

@ #22 -

It's 'descent', not dissent.

Who will Dina blame this time? It's never her precious daughter's fault. She's running out of blame options.

This makes it official--I am having my crank inked in the style of a bottle of Grey Goose tonight. Soon, Lindsay, soon....

@25
WHAM 23!!!!!!

Drink all you want, sweetie, you'll never remove your memories of Daddy's taste.

While no one would be happier if my favorite angry redhead was hitting the juice again, my guess is she's probably on pills, and that's what makes her glassy-eyed and droopy. The fact that she's chain-smoking like the Devil means her nerves are raw and on edge. She needs a drink, that's what she needs. And out till 4am? That means she's got no home life, either. In the past, I admitted to this forum that Uncle Ned had to break a pot-addiction, and it takes a couple years, especially psychologically. A month or two in rehab is just the start.

Uncle Ned,

Pot isn't that hard to stop doing....I think the key is how old you are. Younger people have a tougher time.

This girl a complete waste !
what is she exactly famous for? oh... I know for being a dirty slut spending her time cooped up in different rehab centers. But the worst part is that she is making her little sister join the club ! NO PLEASE NO, ONE FUCKING LOHAN IS MORE THAN ENOUGH

#31 - it wasn't the physical aspect, for me at least, it was psychological. After 20+ years, it took some time to work it all through. We've all got our journey, for instance, booze doesn't effect me, but look at Lindsay. I still say she needs a drink, and that's not going away anytime soon. She'll always be an alcoholic. If I'm anywhere near the smoke, I have to walk away from it. The last place she should be is a nightclub or anywhere that booze is being served. Her rehab should have taught her that, but like the man says, her love affair is probably ongoing.

She looks older than Jennifer Aniston.

Here's the deal - she got sober, which couldn't have been easy in her case, then made the rounds looking for work, and discovered that nobody wants her now. This is the beginning of her slide. There will be a few "wild" stories but within a year she'll commit suicide the standard way for her personality type - bathtub wrist-slashing. She'll arrange it so that her mom finds her (which won't stop her mom from continuing to pimp Ali). Her dad will fall off the wagon and make a drunken confession that he had sex with Lindsay repeatedly while she was between the ages of 13-15.

Are we bashing Brits today? I don't think we should bother the fucking snaggletoothed limeys, so I'll refrain.

@22 Hi Bob, honestly I am a habitual poster here, it’s sick really.. Anyway, limey bashing is sort of my thing. I know it's a stereotype but I just think the english are the most ineffectual and effete nation on the planet. Hell I even give the Frogs credit. They piss me off, but they got balls enough to be contrarians. I got to respect that. You are right though, as much as I hate to admit, there are a few drops of rotten brittish blood in my veins. So as long as I don’t read anything to effect of saying Americans are bad because of (insert dumbass comment here), we’ll get along well.

She is my favorite . I saw her profileand photos on a milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m****** last week. What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site>?

#7 is so right...she does look like a scary, early 40's divorcee in a hotel bar

A 40 something divorcee in a Motel 6 lobby who is on her way to the motel's office for the complimentary "Continental Breakfast" being served right next to the cash register..But with extra baggage poised, ready to fall right on the next guy's head.

Uncle Ned,

Glad you conquered it. Congrats to you. I know it's a tough thing.

If you want to stay in Iraq yourselves, then you are very welcome guys. Until then, a bit more respect.

I was gonna make a joke about how she looks good for 49 years old but in all honesty she doesn't.

Nudge me again when she gets really sloppy again. From there, it will be a sort trip to another drink driving crash, and some jail time. YIPPEEE!!!!

"Her eyes were a little glassy and she was holding her head in her hands, but she left on her own two feet."

Well saints be praised and pass the fucking martinis & olives !!
Somebody please tell me this sweetheart of a girl (who was only toasting the short comings of an old friend - the Absolute Vodka Corp.) uses a limo driver like all the rest of the responsible hollywood celebs .... wait ..... that's an Oxymoron - "Responsible Hollywood Celebs"

Hohan is at it again I bet dina party with her

Maxims hottest woman of 2007.

Wow what a shitty year.

Why does she have skinny arms and thunder tighs?

Trying breaking a pole smoking addiction. I have been trying for years.

Is she getting fat, or just bloated from all the vodka.

She has really ugly / yellow teeth !!
Gross... crack whore face..... so sad hahaha

her face looks odd in these pics... Like the run down slut that she is.
her and I know what the 2 fingers mean *winkwink* hohan, inside joke, deep inside joke.
Aging?? stop the "in yo face britts" you losers. Who the fck do you think invented the Enlish language? it's embarrassing.

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the more fucked up she gets the more attracted I become.

see I even misspelled "English"
I rest my case... and God blessed Texas! y'all

Yepperie folks....that's what happens when you realize that YOUR CAREER IS OVER!

She'll drink herself to death now!

Bottoms up!

Livin' the good ole Irish way!

hic, hic, hic!

HEY LINDSAY, WHERE IS YOUR LEGGINGS LINE? DID THAT FALL-THROUGH, TOO!?

IF YOU CAN'T EVEN DESIGN YOUR DAMN LEGGINGS (loser), THEN OF COURSE IT'S TIME TO HIT THE BOTTLE AGAIN. NOTHING IS WORKING FOR YOU. GO BACK TO WHITE SKIN AND THE RED HAIR THAT NATURALLY COMES OUT OF YOUR FRECKLED ASS.

Bitch looks rough. I'm sorry but my mom looks younger than this bitch.

Being a loser drunk and coke whore will age you quite a bit, as evidenced in these pictures. God, this chick will look like Medusa if she makes it to 40. Let's all hope she doesn't live that long.

I belive she will be dead in five years, most likely self-induced.

drugs + low self esteem = leather bag YOUCH!!!

ohmyfg, she looks horrible. i mean...just look at that mug. I think I'm about to puke.

Uh, hello, Lindsay Lohan was NEVER sober. Never. She was photographed drinking beer during her rehab job at a grocery store, had people smuggle in drugs for her and failed a cocaine test there, got caught having sex in the bathroom, was spotted drinking at the local bars, etc.

This girl is a pathological liar just like her whore of a mother, who by the way is known for banging married men and pissing off people in hometown. And Dina was NEVER a Rockette like she claims. This whole family is sooooo fucked in the head.

It's unbelievalbe that this hot mess is only 22 years old. She looks like a drunken 40-year-old bar hag with a mean sun burn.

It's a shame. She spent a long time at the Cirque Lodge, and apparently none of it 'took.' I'm really surprised that she doesn't GET IT that you cannot hang around the same substance-abusing friends (ex. that Ronson creature) , clubs, and parties and expect to stay sober.

Lindsay is a sad, sad girl. She's only 21 and is apparently not going to have a very long life. Alcoholism is a vicious disease, but she appears to have a particularly virulent form. Her parents should stop giving tv interviews and pushing the younger sister into showbiz and stop Lindsay's attempts at chronic suicide.

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