Apr 7 2008Kim Kardashian is ridiculously cheap

that isnt a bad gift.

Man, she can fart in my face any time - I will even keep my mouth open.

she doesn't care about jessica alba's baby. she took advantage of an opportunity, because, I didn't even know she had a store...that's just smart. Go kim.

she owns a children's store for christ's sake, its not like she gave her sex tape or something.

What is the big deal? The chick owns a baby store and she is going to a baby shower. Why would you go somewhere else to buy a gift?

I think the fish dude is jealous becuase he gives his buddies his used playboys with the pages stuck together as gifts and does not understand why they are pissed..

Nice bag.

Ugly Dress.

Goddamn, I would drink her bathwater.....

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She gives me a chubby.

I bet she trims her bush with a machete. She makes my Arabic back hair stand on end to salute her. If I had a camel, I would try to give Kim a ride on it from here to Babylonia. Her Persian Gulf is full of bread and honey. And seaman from the infidel.

Which reminds me - unless your name is, like, Julio Gallo, don't bother bringing your homemade wine to my dinner parties.

This was a smart security move on Jessica Alba's part. Have the whorish gypsy thief come to a shower prior to birth instead of allowing Keem to see the baby after its arrival. Jessica knows that gypsies are well known for stealing infants. Their blood is prized in gypsy rituals.

Hi all, hope everyone had a great weekend!

First of all, let me start by saying that Kim Kardashian is far from cheap. She has given to charity as well as folks living on the street, which in fact, was covered here at the Fish.

Second of all, Smooch is far from cheap. It's a high fashion collection of clothing that will stand out against the normal crowd of GAP or HUGO BOSS but certainly not Britney's line of clothing (due out shortly, fingers crossed).

Randal

Fish, the latents are getting very angry at you, my friend! This is not the first time that you've posted a story about KK and not had any new ass pictures to show. The only reason to post a KK story is to show closeups of her ass - and the latents want true closeups, only ass in frame, zoomed up where you think you can see her latest black-cock-induced anal fissure. And they want to see that because they're ga---I mean, really really hetero.

Of course she's cheap (as in whore). She slept with a black guy.

Oh stop it! You were all thinking the same thing....

Can somebody please tell her her purse has a shoulder strap so she won't trip n it or carry it like an old woman?

"Of course she's cheap (as in whore). She slept with a black guy."

You're funny. =D

UGLY DRESS...

the 'Binky' on this page isn't me.

@15 - I'm not sure that beefy arm would fit all the way through the strap.

Pear
shaped.

I'm with you AK.......doesn't matter what gift KK gives.....her thieving gypsy ass is just going to steal it back anyway......and the baby too if Jessica is not careful.

Are all female celebrities friends, or did Jessica Alba just invite Kardashian because she didn't have that many other people to invite?

Did the writer of thesuperficial.com change? It used to be funny.

Troll # 18. No that was me. Don't worry.

Whomever wrote this article must of had an extra cup of Haterade this morning.

/Kim K. > All

Anyone else see the ads for Ashley Simpson.. it should read "New Nose same crappy music and weirdo Dad you know and love"

Randal,

Have you come out of the closet yet?

This piss whore has a children's store???!!! eeegads

I think the "cheap" part doesn't refer to the list price of the items she brought, but the fact that she wrapped up the "irregulars" from her own store's warehouse. So, a chubby hairy Armenian brought as "gifts" some of the stuff she gets from chubby hairy Mexicans (illegal) chained to sewing machines in a windowless room. But it's the thought that counts. And...KK's thought count currently stands at: zero.

Her eyebrows are frightening.

Ass-shots?! Where's my fucking ass-shots?!!

lol

Hmmm. She looks uglier than usual in these pics and her ever chubbier waist isn't helping.

So I'm at LAX and who do I bump into but Kim Kardashian! I say hi, I watch your show on E, I think you're great, blah blah blah, and she's ok, I guess, kind of vapid but she's not completely blowing me off, but really all I want is to get a look at her butt to see if it's obviously got implants or a padded girdle or whatever. Finally I say "wow, that guy is the hottest n i g g e r I've ever seen! And he's almost finished his Big Gulp!" and that did the trick immediately. She whipped around so fast she created a gale-force wind. Ironically that was the problem - I didn't even get a clear look because my eyes were watering from the stench blowing in my face. So I don't know one way or the other. Except -whooooooaaaa nelly, she's definitely fat. The pictures don't capture it, but when you see her in a public place, she's one of the short-fats, no question.

#34

lol!

Well what can I say FAT ASS is back.

It's no fun unless there are pics of Kim's huge bottom.

I can't make fun of her unless she is wearing her girdle with butt pads.

Oh well, back to work.

I just realized....
she HAS to give a gift from her own baby store, or else she'll look like she doesn't like her own line. Duh. But I can't believe Alba invited her. Whatever... anything is better than Cash Warren. He should be run over with a tractor then set on fire for getting Jess pregnant.

Why would Jessica Alba possibly want this cow going to her party?
I mean if Jessica trips and lands up with blubbery Kim sitting on her, it's all over.

It's not like Jessica brought a bunch of gang members to the gig so really it's no score for the little fat girl.

#14/#16...and don't forget she was pissed on by said black guy. Yup, she's a urinal...one of those piss cakes you see that deodorize, yup, thats her!

Uh, the stuff that's in her store doesn't just come delivered for free. She had to buy it. Granted, it was probably at lower prices than she is selling it for. But still... those gifts are money out of her pocket. I see nothing wrong with this.

That's probably why she was invited, they needed an extra urinal.

Randal for Prez in 08

If I were Kim, I would have got stuff from my store, brought something from another store, AND donated money to charity on behalf of her baby but I don't know how much she earns.

OH HELL YEAH

That's my baby's momma

What could she possibly sell in that store that could be useful to a child? I mean, other than a hooded raincoat to deflect random pee streams...

what's more interesting about this story is that kk was the highest profile celeb AT alba's baby shower... apparently alba's not in the "cool crowd."

#34...um FRIST...that was some really shallow thinking you demonstrated there, even for the superficial. I'm...um, well, I have no comment for that.

FRIST is a goddamn patriot... he made it out alive, kudos! I real survivor's tale. I say we nominate him for the nobel peace prize... I think his acts are of pure heroism.

FRIST is a goddamn patriot... he made it out alive, kudos! A real survivor's tale. I say we nominate him for the nobel peace prize... I think his acts are of pure heroism.

I totally posted that twice on purpose... that's right, cause my message was that important people!

And #12...

You're the chafed undercarriage of an old, retired prostitute.

Marm, that bag doesn't even contain gifts for a baby shower; just a box of jelly donuts and a twelve pack of self enemas. Oh Kreem, we ruv you shoooo mush.

_loksanitizer

p.s. I honestly do not see the problem everyone seems to be having with her having been peepeed on, tell me people, have you seriously never been on the hot end of a golden shower??

(p.s.s. If not, call 514 743 4833 to receive one, free of charge).

I would let her take a dump in my mouth....

How is that being cheap? it was thoughtful for her to get her something at all. and besides...the crap she has at her store is probably just as expensive if not more than anywhere else. so BOOYA

I know, Bink.

"One of the short-fats" hilarious!

Um, how do you think the clothes got to the store? She paid for them,genius. Cheap my ass.

So wonderful.She has my whole-hearted support.She is super cool and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site "W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m".I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?

You forgot "Kim Kardashian is 'slutty,' 'skanky,' 'fat,' and 'full of Reggie Bush nut.'"

It's an incredibly tacky gift, but what do you expect? Something tasteful? C'mon, people. This is Kim Kardashian.

I have no idea why you are even writing about her. She is a whore, short and fat. The only reason her show is making the rating is because none of us can believe there is a real messed up family like that. Last Sunday they talked about the youngest period, wow that 's messed up[!!!! Get a real job. Watching them made me decide to go to college after all...

More like Kim Kardashian is ridiculously hot. She's soooooooo hot.
I'm amazed Jessica Alba agreed to let Kim Kardashian be close to her. Kim makes Alba look like a stinky, gross turd, and I mean the before-pregnant Alba. Now Alba looks like the anti-boner. You have a rock hard erection and you see the current Alba and your dick and erection just will go down: http://i32.tinypic.com/2cz4zsj.jpg

She's the hottest woman in the world, gosh!
I'd lick her perfect ass until I couldn't feel my tongue anymore.

Is it just me or doesn't Kim Kardashian look waaaay much more latin than Jessica Alba? Even though Kim is not latin, she looks really latin. A lot more than Alba. Oh, Alba would love to read this.

And BTW, Alba looks hideous right now, man! She looks like the donut and McDonald's addicted disgusting fatty you look at grossed out, and just plain 'ol ugly and... gross.
What the fuck? I never found Alba to be anything special in the looks department anyway, but now, man, you said it right, she has turned into the anti-boner!: http://i32.tinypic.com/2cz4zsj.jpg

She's soo fucking hot.

#34 wasn't me. I don't use the n word and I'm not racist in any way. I hate people equally. That really pisses me off. Plus I haven't been to LAX since 2005. I'm not coming on this site ever again, so if you see any comment from FRIST!!!, just know, it is NOT me..

looking at that first pick of Kim, it dawned on me how ugly she must be without her two tons of makeup.

Sorry FRIST...it's too hard to determine person from troll at this site. Because of this, I'm not coming back either.

#62

Yeah I love her huge fat ass too. I just love big asses.

Yeah so what - she's not fucking Satan or even cheap for doing this. Shit I would and so would you Fish.

that's not her store, she and her sisters own a boutique called DASH, and it's not a children's boutique

DON'T YOU WATCH THE SHOW???

Well with the way the economy is...I'm being cheap too lol