Apr 30 2008Joe Francis offers Ashley Dupre $1 mil - again

FIST!!

Dad-gum! Them Jersey girls sure is sluts!

Thanks for the shout out, Fish. And you're right, hookers do deserve 401K's. Pimpin ain't easy. Awwww yeaaaaah!!!!

Hey, What a jip! Where's the bottom half of that photo?! Didn't you forget something Fish?

She ought to take the $1 million, then make a smooth transition to porn and take the Hustler $1 million. Then write a book. Otherwise, she got NADA.

if you're gonna give these sluts 401k's, always remember....diversify, diversify, diversify.

Nice fucking titties!!!!
Where the fuck did these come from?? Gotta be fake, which are better anyways...Can't blame Spitzer for repeatedly tapping that

Day-um, I'm in the WRONG line of work..

Wait, how come a KNOWN prostitute doesn't have to go to jail? She in Vegas or something?

Nice lips. Nice cleavage. And, according to her former pimp, she has the best looking vagina he's ever seen.

That's the type of compliment any girl should love.

It's too bad she's such a slut because LAWD SHE IS FINE!!

BOOOOOOOoooIIiiinnnnnnGGG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cma5Yg6k7M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cma5Yg6k7M

Where are the funbags?

Joe Francis is a Saintly fucking pimp.

"What? you're suing me? Here's a video that completely destroys any chance you've got, that I kept tucked away for just this occasion. But don't worry, I don't want you to go broke. I'll give you 1 million dollars to be my bitch for a few months."

Damn for 1 mil I'd spend 3 months being reminded of what a PHAILURE I am

I bet she swallows, like all good women should.
If she takes it on her face nightly, she's getting a Porsche

Well, I was NOSE that the NOSE is one way to NOSE, but other NOSE that, I think NOSE..

Deacon. Nobody wants to hear about your vaginal secretions.

WTF is up with that cleavage?

Dirty bitch should be kicked to the curb like all the other used up hoes...

FIRST!

I don't think I care to see the bottom of that photo. Looks a bit off. Hm.

A whore is a whore, for sure, for sure
and this one has turned out to be quite a bore.
For the money you'd expect much more
unless you're a fat usless man that can't score.

i'd like to see the rest of this picture please

Do you need to sing that to the theme from Mr. Ed?

I'd offer her $1.98 and tell her to get out of the spotlight - she's a whore.

yup!

Those glasses make her look smart

To paraphrase A Pimp Named Slickback, Joe Francis got Chronic Bitch Disorder.

Yes, she's a whore. But most women are these days. Most women under 40 will eagerly hop in the sack with any dude they just met at a club. The only difference is that "Kristin" demands her payment in cold hard cash. That's honesty . . . and good business sense. If you're going to act like a whore, may as well get paid like one.

The Truth About Women:

So very true. Which is why I will never trust another woman as long as I live.

anonymous

good, go to the other team and see how MEN treat you
asshole!

All women are dirty fucking sluts. They just won't fucking admit it.

The girl has the decency to at least admit she is a fucking whore before you stick your dick in her.

All women, and I mean all fucking women are the same. Shit most of the women on this site would be happy to suck any dick for a few hundred bucks. This bitch cost thousands.

Hi TEd! Wow a million just like that! Sho is alot of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ out there for some of us. I hope she has AIDS. She is a criminal. And so is every pile of filth that fucked her. She needs to die lonely and in poverty.

29, 30 and 32. bitter much?

Okay man, it's NOT nice to post part of this picture. Sure, cleavage is nice, but I need BOOBS!

You know you want to post the whole thing. You KNOW you do. /jedi mind trick

Yeah if I could have gotten paid for all the shitty sex I've had, I'd have a nice chunk of change for my retirement fund.

Women have to be sluts. You know why? Because most of you guys FAIL in bed. Erection problems, premature ejac, small penis, poor technique, no mental stimulation (yeah, sex starts in the mind for women, asshats), lack of adequate foreplay, etc.

Damn right we're gonna move on from you to your friend or the guy in the cubicle next to us in desperate hopes we find a good lover. Too bad they are so rare.

Maybe if you stupid dickwads stopped thinking that what happens in porn is how you turn on a woman, you might be able to keep one from fucking your neighbor.

Something is wrong with her tits.
Hella gross!

#36

Women have minds?

Truth is jealous cause his ugly hairy fat ass cannot get any play. So he blames the girl rather than his toxic B.O.

#36,

Men don't fail in bed. Only women.

Where the hell did those tits come from? Very different than any of her other pics.

Oh, #1 - very very lame.

Isn't it funny #36 rails on how bad men are but her "name" is "I'll su ck for $$" ahh, such a classy lady I'm sure.

She could do highend porn and make some serious cash. Now the question is, how gonzo will she go?

@18
Hey Mike, are you a fucking fag, or are you just in a "Yes Dear" relationship???
Get the fuck out of here, go post on "The View"' s gossip page you ass queen

Yeah, but she has a good point...

"Maybe if you stupid dickwads stopped thinking that what happens in porn is how you turn on a woman, you might be able to keep one from fucking your neighbor. "

14:53 14:54 14:55..............

What's wrong with her nose?

I hope we see her in some hardcore porn for a few years before she kills herself.

Men are bigger sluts than women. It takes two to tango. Men who call women whores are jokes. And yes, women have minds. They are much smarter than men. Their emotions get in the way, just like men's penis get in the way.

Men are bigger sluts than women. It takes two to tango. Men who call women whores are jokes. And yes, women have minds. They are much smarter than men. Their emotions get in the way, just like men's penis get in the way.

Men are dumb. They only think about Sex and Food. They can only concentrate on one thing at a time. They can't think beyond their penis. All men who fall in love become p-whipped from here to eternity. Men can't take care of themselves. They will stick their dick in anything. They can't have multiple orgasms. They have no idea how to please a women. They fail in bed, they can't get it up, they have small penis and stinky hair bodies. They can't multi-task to save their life and can't talk their way out of a paper bag. They can't plan anything on their own. They spend their life looking for a mommy to take care of them because they can't survive without women. They have sh** for brains.

this board is so angry cause theres no titties in that post.

@ 50 - Pure. Win.

@50
And yet all throughout history and almost every culture in the world (besides a couple kook African tribes) we have been, and still are, superior to you in every fucking aspect, so what's that say about YOU?

Hate to be the bitch here, but Joe Francis doesn't have a leg to stand on if she was under age. She could give all the fucking permission in the world, but the fact is, she was under age and it is not legally binding. You think that the little dip shit (joe) would have learned by now to leave the underage poon alone by now, with all that fucking jail time. Where in the fuck are his lawyers? This is kind of funny, because I know a "friend" (yeah, hard to believe he has any left) of his, and he told me Francis is just rich on paper, and he is in so much debt from legal fees and the "magazine", he'll never get out. I know he's nothing but a money grubbing little shit bag, but any fucktard with a little sense would have learned by now.

#53 - sorry but there's no way men are superior to women. I make more $ than a lot of men I know. What other way could you possible be "superior"?
Sorry, next loser.

Ladies, it's not that men are stupid. It's just that most of us don't care about all your wacky feminine bullshit. It's not our fault that you equate apathy with stupidity.

#55, yeah money is the ultimate decider, isn't it?? NOT!! You sound like a real ball buster. Bet you couldn't get laid at a freaking sex camp. And I bet the men you know are losers who make $12/hour, compared to your $12.50/hour.

Most are over emotional, irrational, unreasonable. Yeah, that spells superior.

#36 you have made me feel special, thank you.

#54 don't think so, that's like the girl suing the abortion clinic for doing the procedure after she gave them a fake ID. Seriously, it happed.

#56 truth. but there are a lot of douchebag guys out there ready to screw #54, #55, and all the rest when they fall for it AGAIN.

can't we all just get along? So much anger! So much bitterness!

Look at you men, no make that BOYS going apeshit over some comments some chick posted. Now who's irrational, emotional, unreasonable?

And the superiority thing is so tired. Is this the 1800s? It's been proven time and again that women are really running the world. Seriously, you boys can't do anything without us women. If left to your own devices you'll sit in a corner and jack off while watching football and stuffing your face with hotdogs and beer.

Sorry, but Clinton really blew it for men and put your stock in the toilet.

Didn't that guy just get out of jail?

With the distance between the boobs, she can put a third one in the middle.

She must have gotten the implants when she was just a teenage crack whore earning $5 per BJ.

I'd give her 4.95 and half a piza for a hummer...

Truth Hurts... yes, in the corner jacking it with beer and hot dogs... and guess what else? We'd be fucking happy! I mean the fact is, Global Warming is the fault of women. Since us men have spent centuries building up all this energy intensive infrastructure just to get the damn women to shut up(It still hasn't worked) in their air conditioned over sized houses full of pretty things. Would people be murdered over diamonds if it wasn't for greedy women?

AND STOP USING THE SINGULAR "PENIS" WHERE YOUR SENTANCE CALLS FOR THE PLURAL "PENISES"!!!

as a side note: I've really got to start asking 17 year old girls to get naked on video for me. As apparently child porn is no longer illegal.

Truth Hurts... yes, in the corner jacking it with beer and hot dogs... and guess what else? We'd be fucking happy! I mean the fact is, Global Warming is the fault of women. Since us men have spent centuries building up all this energy intensive infrastructure just to get the damn women to shut up(It still hasn't worked) in their air conditioned over sized houses full of pretty things. Would people be murdered over diamonds if it wasn't for greedy women?

AND STOP USING THE SINGULAR "PENIS" WHERE YOUR SENTANCE CALLS FOR THE PLURAL "PENISES"!!!

as a side note: I've really got to start asking 17 year old girls to get naked on video for me. As apparently child porn is no longer illegal.

Go back to your corner. I will construct my "sentance" any way I see fit. You're a loser and you know it. You know you can't live without a woman in your life.

Please will all you misogynists just go and be gay and stop whining. Its not all women's fault if you got rejected and had an emotionally distant mother.

@53

Men are superior to women in every fucking aspect? If it weren't for a woman, you wouldn't be here. Enough said.

But seriously guys don't be so cruel and bitter. Most women love men and by being so horrible you just alienate the nice girls who will want to look after you and put you to bed when you're drunk, and patiently listen to you talk about stuff you're interested in, even when they don't really care!

byeeeeeee xxxx

LOL @69....seriously! I listen to my man talk about work and I don't really care, but I listen amyway because he enjoys talking about it. And yes, the putting the man to bed part rings true also :)

Death to all women.

#48, you keep telling yourself that. Haha.

DEAL OR NO DEAL?

#71 Please stay in Iraq. It's the perfect place for you.

OMG #50
I could not agree with you more.!!! <333
if i could, i would put all the idiot men who are on the internet on an island and let them live together and slowly die off...
evolution
then the rest of us would
have the few good, smart men, and produce better offspring.
you guys all suck!! no one wants your fat hairy gross ass you men who think you can judge women and say htat someone over 30 is too old, eff u. you suck. and youre stupid i hope i never meet you im so done with men

The irony is almost every chick on here would fuck one of these so-called misogynists instead of the guy who respects women. Once upon a time, most of us were 'nice guys' before we learned that women only respond to abuse.

There are NO lenses inside the spectacle-frame, YOU DUMBY!!

Hey #50

Most of the "superior" men couldn't read or write, so the women did EVERYTHING! Plus have to fuck their smelly fat whiskey soaked little dicks! Men couldn't survive without women taking care of them.

Oops that last post was meant for #53!

I totally agree with #50. Sorry ladies!

#76, Wow, man you need some serious help...

I've heard what they do to guys like you in prison. You don't know what abuse is.

#76, you are one seriously disturbed individual. I recommend staying away from fire and sharp objects.

#76 is right. Chicks love dogs, because they always seem to think they can be the dog catcher. Of course he cheats on her to get you, expect your hot friend there to leave some of her hair on your pillow, and her L'oreal Sienna #864 on his cock.

Wow Elliot I thought you were funny, I would have expected more from you. Women do not respond to abuse. Women, like everyone, respond to emotionally manipulative behaviour, and can sadly end up in abusive relationships.

ok this is fun. aside from how sick this makes me, i hope she becomes the poster child for feminism, that would kill the movement.

Oh puleeezzzzzz - she's just a ho who managed to screw a well known person folks, that's all she is and all she ever will be.

So who wants to see Old Man River and The Truth get it on?

*looks around and raises hand*

I'm pretty sure that the fact that she was 17 when she signed that contract means that it's basically null and void regardless of what she agreed to and said at the time. I'd take the offer if I were her, though.

wow maybe she should take the offer and fix her fake ass tits

"Those glasses make her look smart"

You have a strange idea of smart