Apr 21 2008Heidi Montag's piehole is a portal of dumb

she's surely an idiot. but she's got one thing right.....

MCCAIN 08!!!!!

For the love of Pete, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!!!!!

whoa video snatched right before eyes - didn't click on time.

Hey Heidi! If you can't close your mouth, at least learn to wipe it after he's done (pic 3)

There once was a girl named Heidi

Whose boyfriend was gay and so tidy

They're plumb out of luck

Cuz we don't give a fuck

They give a bad name to whiteys.

Some real hotties behind her in pic #3.

@6 oh yeah, real hotties. and they look like they are about to kick her ass!

@7....

that is because she's white and makes more money than they will ever dream of. why? because they sit on their asses and do nothing and collect welfare from hard working tax paying americans like you and me. oh - and use abortion as a means of birth control. alomost forgot that one. WHEW!

cant we make it through a day without a heidi post. jesus.

What the heck? Before she said she was voting for McCain you were all about her in bikini's and shit, but now all you can do is bash the girl. What, it's ok to be a fake titted fucking moron as long as you vote Democrat? Jesus man, get over yourself.

ugly dress ... ugly shoes (in my opinion) and wow #8 ... bitter much ???

@8 pfffft...me? hard working? personally, i've been on the fish so much today that my dress is starting to smell like hiedi montag's.

...Thats not all it's a portal for ! ! !

...Thats not all it's a portal for ! ! !

...Thats not all it's a portal for ! ! !

It is ridiculous that the fact she said "Spencer and I" is more annoying than her big stupid face....bloody grammar, people! It's not hard.

Stupid bitch is laughing all the way to the bank. Damn, I hate MTV.

@12

it's all good. we still do more in one day than those fat fuckers do.

@11

you are either black or a democrat, right??
and not bitter. just smart.

Dear TheSuperficial,
God bless ya but PLEASEEEEEEEE please please stop posting about Heidi Montag before I gauge my eyes out.
love,
Gabby.

I would love to eventually do a spin-off with I.

stop posting about heidi montag. Thank you in advance.

Yea, before she "endorsed" McCain, this site was all about her. This place used to be good for a few laughs, but the jokes and commentary have really deteriorated.

she reminds me of those bop-em clowns that pop right back up, the ones you could punch for hours...

#10
VOTE DEMOCRAT

If you are NOT the elite 3 percent making $250,000 or more annually (use to be 1 percent but it has increased with the Bush Administation.) and you want better tax breaks and take away tax breaks from the elite 3 percent then vote democrat.

If you want to end the war in Iraq and lower the deficit then vote democrat.

My boss is coming! Gotta go!

#24
VOTE DEMOCRAT...

Yeah, if you're a rich liberal asshole who wants the terrorists bombing our cities. McCain's a nut, but Obama's a psychof*ck terrorist supporter who hates white people. Good on Heidi for seeing the difference.

I'm Barack Obama and I read this site everyday over a bowl of corn flakes. The Fish has been trashing on that white bitch Heidi since she first opened her dumb hole and claimed life without fake ta-ta's is for suckers. God bless her! No love was lost when she endorsed my future opponent Geezer Geezerton. But that's just my two cents. Vote for me and my change.

Look at all the people in the photos wondering "Who the fuck is that personal pretending to be famous?"

Oh, and VOTE REPUBLICAN, just to piss off the spammers to this site...

#25
#24
VOTE DEMOCRAT!

The Republicans know that they can fool the ignorant people that have no clue about war and history. War makes big corporations rich and this is why the Republicans want to continue the war because they want to continue the huge war profits. US fought the communist in Vietnam and after 50,000 US soldiers were killed; US finally pulled out and guess what people; the communist never took over America or bombed America. The only cities the terrorist can bomb are the cities in Iraq. We have the best defense in the world and there is no way the terrorist could bomb America. I work for the Defense and if ending the war means I have to find another job then so be it. 4,000 plus Americans have died in Iraq; let's not wait until US reaches 50,000 Americans killed like in Vietnam to end the war in Iraq.

I just want to slap her with a brick,,,but then again why punish an innocent brick? I'm so conflicted!

#29 it's ok, go ahead and punish the brick I don't mind..

Barbaro Montag and Veruca Hilton pushing their clothing and shoe fashions will really going to help defray the remodelling costs of their Dark Master's crib.. Finally Hades is going to build that split level deck and above ground pool.

Can't believe I'm going to wade into these waters, but does anyone else find it
ironic that conservatives love to call liberals "pussies", but they also insist we need a strong-on-defense daddy figure to "keep us safe from the terrorists"?

And anyone that supports this war, should go fight, including Heidi.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease no more Heidi Montag!!!! I would rather hear about what you had for lunch than anything on that girl!

Duh, she means if they make it through this season ALIVE... it's like a game, they have to avoid being killed by the general public before the season finale of The Hills airs. If they make it out alive, then she and Spencie-poo can make a great spin-off! I hope it's as awesome as the spin-off, "Joey".

#24/28 Kennedy

VOTE REPUBLICAN if you're tired of the *real* elitists like Obama, Hillary, Tim Robins etc who besides telling you what to do with yourself don't give a damn about you.

VOTE REPUBLICAN if you are tired of listening to a bunch of arrogant, self righteous asshats that think they know how to run your life better then you do.

Obama made 4 mil last year. Some actors made twice that, if not more. Where the hell is their charity? Where the hell is their shame as they light their cuban cigars with 100 dollars bills, while bitching to their elitist friends about the dirty corporate fat cats that are ruining this country?

Please stop

go back to colorado nerd.

But seriously who is this person? I see her all the time on this fucking site, and that's about it. I'm guessing she's from some TV show on some cable channel I don't get or don't watch. Why is her chin so huge? Why do I only ever see her in annoying fakey-looking photos? WHY???

That's right #35, all Republicans are poor, church goers who give what little money they make to charity and have pulled up their big boy pants to overcome adversity. And they do it all with your best interests at heart. They love you, they really, really do.

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Keep on believing that voting for anyone, donkey or elephant, makes any difference at all.

No funny stuff today -- just a request. Please, no more Heidi and Spencer stuff. They really, honestly don't deserve the free publicity. Even making fun of them is too much of their stupid faces for my taste. Please? Please stop.

If McCain does become president, do ya think he could drop one of those NOOK-YU-LAR weapons in Heidi's mouth?

Heidi and Spencer watched The Truman Show and wondered why it didn't have a plot.

Hey elephants and donkey lovers...it doesn't really matter anyway. This world is pretty much being ruled by the nonelected money masters. All of know this deep down but noone wants to be called a conspiracy theorist/lunatic. How could the few control the many? Bush really cares about the American people. He loves us like we were his children.

These wars only further the plan of conquering the people however many nations at a time and we the "Poo-uhr (Rush Limbaugh) get to pay for it all!

Vote Stalin or Hitler. What does it matter anymore?

Why oh why? I know she's an easy target with all those cheesy pics, but come on. I trust you can do better than that... Don't make me go to a new site.

Why would anyone want a yard ape as President? Name me one negro run country that isn't a disaster.

The "eloquence" of a hooker? Really?

She's is so fake breast implants have more creditability

some one please kill this moron.

can't she ever close her her freaking mouth, she always has this totally dumb-assed look...geez

If you think she's such a waste of space then why do you keep giving her coverage?

Whats more stupid than the fact that people out there might actually be believing they're watching people's lives unfold on TV is that Heidi Montag actually believes that people are as stupid as she is.

She is so beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. Is she single now? Just curious.You can contact her on that site.

Who is this chick and why do I care? She is not hot, so what does she do?

Is it proper to call a girl a tool? cause if you can.. then she is the biggest one in the tool bag.

Stop posting about these two and giving them the publicity they crave. www.finickycritic.com

Heidi Montag's piehole is a portal of cumb

I AM SO SICK OF THIS STUPID ASS GIRL AND SPENCER. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT THEM. THANKS SUPERFICIAL FOR ALWAYS POINTING OUT HOW ANNOYING AND USELESS THESE TWO ARE. WHAT A WASTE OF LIFE, THEY DO NOTHING FOR ME AND NOTHING FOR THE WORLD SO WHY THE HELL ARE THEY SO FAMOUS, WANNABE ASS LOSERS!!!!!!!

#35

VOTE DEMOCRAT.

Obama may have made 4 million and Clinton made millions too, but they are willing to give up great tax breaks in order to help the other 97 percent of Americans that do not get the greatest tax breaks like the elite 3 percent.
US cannot afford to have anymore Americans die in a war that cannot be won like in Vietnam.

US cannot afford to spend anymore money on the war in Iraq.
The only people benefiting from the war in Iraq are the corporations profiting from the war as follows:

Mismanaged & Wasted in Iraq - $10 billion, per Feb 2007 Congressional hearings

Halliburton Overcharges Classified by the Pentagon as Unreasonable and Unsupported - $1.4 billion

Amount paid to KBR, a former Halliburton division, to supply U.S. military in Iraq with food, fuel, housing and other items - $20 billion

Portion of the $20 billion paid to KBR that Pentagon auditors deem "questionable or supportable" - $3.2 billion

Before the war, White House economic adviser Lawrence Lindsay estimated the cost at $100 to $200 billion. So the White House got rid of him and "re-estimated" the cost at $50 to $60 billion. It's now over $500 billion

She's so fake. She even has mannequin-hands.

What's the hanging sack ? Is it a skirt ? A mall stairway parachute ? That's ugly.

Hey! New Heidi Montag Sex Tape! Really worth seeing!
http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Heidi_Montag_Sex_Tape

Wow Heidi AND a presidential debate in one comment section?? What's wrong with the world?

Oh and Heidi sucks.

http://www.nikkibgoss.com/

is it me, it seems that every time I see Heidi, SHE HAS HER MOUTH OPEN, is there someone on the side always trying to throw something in her mouth, I have some dirty socks I would love for her to taste:)

DOES THIS WOMAN EVER SHUT HER MOUTH ???

"OMG!!!! You, want to take MY picture???"

She looks so surprised, "I'm just a girl from a small town in blah, blah, blah, blah....................................SHUT THE F UP HEIDI.....YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE.........