Brooke Hogan knows how to take wholesome photos
Unlike Miley Cyrus, Brooke Hogan isn't afraid to show off what her daddy gave her. And by what her daddy gave her I, of course, mean her chin - Holy shit, she's turning her head! EVERYBODY, INTO THE WATER!

Reader Comments
1. bebestylee - April 28, 2008 4:41 PM
First! hahaha....
2. boobeeeeee - April 28, 2008 4:43 PM
haha SECOND!!
3. Bob - April 28, 2008 4:45 PM
I don't understand how such a big girl can have no ass whatsoever.
4. It's me Fuckers - April 28, 2008 4:47 PM
WTF is it with all of the Scientology adds on this site?! Is Tom on the inside of the Superfish? Have they taken over? BTW...
TCLTC
5. It's me Fuckers - April 28, 2008 4:48 PM
5 Scientology ads on the page. The fuckers ARE taking over... *shifty eyes*
6. They White Urkle - April 28, 2008 4:49 PM
For such a man sized woman, she seems surprisingly do able.
7. tylor - April 28, 2008 4:50 PM
her chin really doesn't look THAT big in these pictures.
8. Veroonica - April 28, 2008 4:53 PM
Ten out of ten penises agree: Brooke Hogan must be euthanized. Seriously though. Now that the parentsare separated, does that meant Dad can't spank Brooke with his penis anymore? Is it Nick's job now?
9. ehem - April 28, 2008 4:54 PM
well shes got a flat ass
10. Huggies - April 28, 2008 4:54 PM
Anybody else reminded of a lil kid with a wet diaper droopin off her ass?
She needs 2 get an ass 2 hold her suit on.
11. Haildamagewatch - April 28, 2008 4:57 PM
There's a fat girl waiting to bust out of that body, much like KK.
12. Auntie Kryst - April 28, 2008 4:59 PM
Meh, she looks ok here. The douchebag with the matching swim trunks and sunglasses is pretty funny though. Rawk on playa..
13. tired - April 28, 2008 5:04 PM
You morons need to learn how to spell! Idiots!
14. Lydia Montague - April 28, 2008 5:07 PM
Holy fingernails.
But there's a Jolly Roger on her boob! Which totally makes up for everything else that is wrong in these pictures. I mean, right?
15. i'm awesome - April 28, 2008 5:09 PM
OK, I know we are supposed to talk shit in our posts, but really, even if she is large and in charge, and has a flat ass, she has NO cellulite. Jealous much? I am. It's hard to say anything bad about her butt, I mean, it's not like it looks like a garbage bag full of cottage cheese like someone we know.
16. They White Urkle - April 28, 2008 5:11 PM
Can someone please tell me WTF "Meh" is supposed to mean? Is that white peoples version of ebonics?
17. Bill Clinton - April 28, 2008 5:13 PM
I would fuck the taste outta her mouth.
18. toolboy - April 28, 2008 5:18 PM
Who is she baby sitting in these photos?
#14
Jolly Roger on her boob? I was looking all through the photos for that piece of candy and then realized "Skull and Crossbones" is a Jolly Roger. She would have been more attractive with a piece of candy on her tit though......
19. jesse - April 28, 2008 5:23 PM
#3
I agree. She's pretty "big boned" if you will. She has nice hips, nice legs.. but then when you go lookin for the ass, there's nothing there. Total Decepticon.
20. tila tequila - April 28, 2008 5:23 PM
i'd do her.
she's really not a big girl...she's above average and prob looks better in person.
21. Bigheadmike - April 28, 2008 5:24 PM
She looks great..... Again better than 85 percent of the women out there.
22. stinky - April 28, 2008 5:31 PM
UGH this so Eric and Donna, why do the skinny little dorks always like the tall, thick, manly girls? Oh yeah it's to help nature, really it is the only hope that two "rejects" or "deformed abnormies" have of produceing a "normal" sized non gender bending freak baby. Also men with this little testosterone gravitate towards manly testosterone factories like Brooke to compensate for what they do not have themselves. They always wished for muscly arms, but they take comfort in hers, they always wished they could carry a girl older than 2 but they fingd joy in being carried by their shemale lover, they always wanted to shave and grow a beard, but they live vicariously through their heshe lover as they watch her shave her manface every morning. You see little people love is about completing each other, it's about complemting one another and it's about the desperate finding the desperater and settling because this the best they can do. Ah l'amour, isn't it wonderful.
Girly man to many girl: YOU COMPLETE ME.
That was until he saw how much bigger her penise was.
23. JohnnE - April 28, 2008 5:31 PM
Shes a pretty girl, I think a sugeon gave her those tits though, not her daddy, although he probably paid for them and picked them out.
24. Smitty - April 28, 2008 5:42 PM
She should donate some of the poundage from her ass and give it to anorexia nervosa boy.
25. tks - April 28, 2008 5:46 PM
How can you have scientology ads??????
26. lola - April 28, 2008 5:46 PM
she is actually pretty strong and slender looking and pretty in real life. i guarantee she is better shape than most of you!
27. Lydia Montague - April 28, 2008 5:57 PM
#18 -- hmm... a Jolly Rancher on her boob would at least present a valid excuse to lick on her, not that I need one. Because, as #15 pointed out, there isn't even a hint of cellulite in these pics! It's like a miracle...
**Note: Ok, I've done a google search and I don't see any Jolly Rancher bikinis. This is a tragedy. Someone make it happen. Watermelon only!**
28. Sid - April 28, 2008 5:59 PM
She has such a flat ass that her wrestling tights keep falling down. I mean, swimsuit.
29. FRIST!!! - April 28, 2008 6:03 PM
Well, let's see. I still have money left over from my tax returns, so...yeah! Guess I'll buy a scientology..
30. Sapphire - April 28, 2008 6:08 PM
NO woman should be wider than her man. Big no-no. Even her arms are the same size as his.
31. so2315 - April 28, 2008 6:10 PM
BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
32. Sapphire - April 28, 2008 6:10 PM
So you think her tits are fake? They kinda hang there. Fake tits can hang like that? I'd ask for a different surgeon. If you're gonna get fakes you might as well get ones that point to attention.
33. Trover - April 28, 2008 6:13 PM
Geeze, Fish, Show some respect to the eyes of your reader's already. I am tired of seeing ugly, cracked out, chicks who even frighten the lesbo's.
34. Tom - April 28, 2008 6:15 PM
This chick looks too manly and scary to be hot. Seriously, she looks like she'd be happier giving you a suplex then a blowjob.
35. Why Not Having Cellulite Might Not Be A Good Thing - April 28, 2008 6:18 PM
Usually, when a Caucasian woman is that size, she's bound to have cellulite. That is unfortunately a biological curse that cannot be escaped. So, the only explanation that I can think of why she does not is that she might be a man.
36. kingnoony - April 28, 2008 6:22 PM
what the fuck is a "penise"....?
37. Gravy - April 28, 2008 6:22 PM
Twenty years old and already has a saggy ass. She's nasty.
38. Ang - April 28, 2008 6:23 PM
She DOES have cellulite. It's all packed into one region. Which looks exactly like a penis.
39. Danklin24 - April 28, 2008 6:33 PM
I'd actually nail her in these pictures. But its hilarious that guy needs to stand on the pool steps to be taller than her. He looks 12 next to her.
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41. Yucky - April 28, 2008 7:31 PM
OMG! Look at the ghost laying out behind her in the 3rd picture. Even more disgusting than she is.........
42. buckwild - April 28, 2008 7:34 PM
STFU 44, that pale skin is beautiful.
On a side note, I'd fuck Hogan till her asshole no longer shut.
43. brian - April 28, 2008 8:04 PM
What a disgusting, no talent skank. Just get a tranny operation and go away.
44. tweeet - April 28, 2008 8:08 PM
lol let's hide in the water and use straws to breathe.
45. tweeet - April 28, 2008 8:10 PM
shit you're right #44. CASPER???
46. sharpeidude - April 28, 2008 8:39 PM
I'll bet she's jucier than a freshwater clam!
47. Mama Pinkus - April 28, 2008 9:17 PM
No indentation between her back and butt. WTF! That looks, er, ODD. :O
48. amy - April 28, 2008 9:40 PM
i have this bathing suit! it was $40 at victoria's secret. you think cause she's rich she'd be able to afford something more expensive...
49. LL - April 28, 2008 9:47 PM
She rocks her body perfectly. She's a good size, not fat, but not skinny. And she's in great shape, better than most of you I'm sure who dare to call her fat.
50. LL - April 28, 2008 9:50 PM
And WTF #49?
OMGOMG she totally needs to buying expensive shit because she's totally famous and totally has money I totally have that bathing suite omgomg.
Fuck off, kid.
51. Binky - April 28, 2008 9:51 PM
Well, ok. Chin chin.
But some people still get Brooke's dad mixed up with another classic wrestler Mr. Jesse Ventura. What do you think Cliff ? Analyst to analist - what is the best way to identify these two ol' canvas thumpers'?
Cliff Notes : Well... 9/11 was an inside job. That should sort 'em out quickly for the Smackdown crowd.
Binky : Oh right. Good point. And Ventura had a talk show banned from cable news TV and the Hulkster has his own ' REALITY' TV show.
Cliff Notes : (You spelled the second 'analyst' wrong )
Binky : ...
52. Christine - April 28, 2008 10:16 PM
Thank you Miley for forcing me to throw away my daughters DVDs and anything containing you. The bra photo was bad enough now this? I don't want my daughter looking up to this horrible trash.
Disney should drop her NOW!
53. jc - April 28, 2008 10:33 PM
she looks hot!
brook's gotta banging body, beautiful toned legs, stomach.
I think she's beautiful.
54. Swiss - April 28, 2008 10:48 PM
#49 Is right, here's her swimming suit:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=8N-207269&cgname=OSKEYSWMZZZ&rfnbr=2431
Cheap cow! Lol.
55. Swiss - April 28, 2008 10:49 PM
^ #48..
56. chance - April 28, 2008 11:03 PM
I think she should become a WWE diva, join the family biz.
moretoluv. com
57. Knee Ya Ha Ha - April 28, 2008 11:05 PM
So. #52 Christine. Me think you confuse Hogies with Millie Vanilli.
You can't get songs from sandwich. (Especially hogie sandwiches from 7/11.) (Ha Ha. Knee Ya Ha Ha make little joke there)
So ? #52-#55 - 7/11 ? Inside job ?
Frank from 16th floor : Knee. NINE/11 was an inside job. You're off topic.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh. Right. Sorry. Same question.
Double the points ! Go !
58. Knee Ya Ha Ha - April 28, 2008 11:16 PM
You too #56 .
And let's all hope Richard Gage and 'Mean Gene' can organize some sort of unification title.
(Maybe even a cage match)
Cliff Notes : That sounds a bit too one sided,Knee. Reality vs Reality TV ? WTF ?
GenerationWTF : Make it the octagon !
59. Fat bitches suck - April 29, 2008 12:20 AM
Her ass is so flat my walls are jealous !
60. Famous Plastic - April 29, 2008 12:48 AM
Well now we know why she got the boob job...To distract from the noass?
61. NIng_ning - April 29, 2008 1:35 AM
Noazzatall
62. NIng_ning - April 29, 2008 1:35 AM
Noazatall
63. Knee Ya Ha Ha - April 29, 2008 1:43 AM
#60. Good point. etc. # 61 -62 etc....
So 'Frank' from 16th floor, come over and we eat a bit of popcorn.
We see Geno Simmons getting a face on your site #60 ....whatever....
Then 'Frank', from 16th floor say - I wonder if Gene will 'rock & roll' all night for 9/11 Truth.
(Me not sure what 'Frank' mean either)
So we google Mr. 'Gene Simmons' to find out 'something' and...suddenly, before we check google list, or his bio, Cliff Notes shows up at door without a pizza and says :
Cliff Notes : Very Unlikely.
64. edgar suit - April 29, 2008 2:52 AM
she looks ready to recieve MY hulk.......if ya know what I mean
65. Knee Ya Ha Ha - April 29, 2008 3:23 AM
What do you mean here Edgar #64 ?
Exactwee ? .
Inside job ?
66. edgar suit - April 29, 2008 3:52 AM
well if I have to spell it out...F U
67. Barrack Obama - April 29, 2008 3:52 AM
That baby? She got it going ON!
You could smack that bitches bumper AND get her to strangle you real good. She's built like a brick shithouse. Bitch could benchpress a school bus.
She's like a man with an axe-wound instead of a penis.
TOO HOT.
68. michy - April 29, 2008 5:55 AM
who is the guy with her?
69. jwalker(black) - April 29, 2008 8:19 AM
shes a fatty, with a bad boob job...lose 20 lbs and get a face plant and maybe she could be considered "hot"...until then, shes a ugly heffer
70. Yoko Mokulo - April 29, 2008 8:55 AM
You're a bunch of pencil-necked girlie men. I'm no fan of her or her father, but there's nothing wrong with her. I would lick her soul.
71. karli - April 29, 2008 9:28 AM
lets face it ... shes not ugly but she has DEFINITELY inherited some very man like features, which if i was a guy would somewhat scare me a little lol
72. deacon jones - April 29, 2008 9:39 AM
Dude, fuck her, look at this fucking tool she's with!
Hahaha, he looks like a hybrid of AIDS patient meets gay disco guy from 70's
73. FACE - April 29, 2008 10:17 AM
I would bag her asshole good
74. sharpeidude - April 29, 2008 10:24 AM
A man and his horse went to the pool one day.....
75. Thinkforyourself - April 29, 2008 11:18 AM
A woman can't get a break on these sites. They are either too fat or too skinny. Obviously, many of the commentors cannot think for themselves and go along with anything posted here. Grow up you silly little children, there is nothing physically wrong with this woman. She looks fine.
76. Jackson - April 29, 2008 11:29 AM
She obviously maintains her weight and looks good unlike overweight Kim Kardaskank. You would never ever see fat Kim Kardaskank walking around in a binkin exposing her huge loose butt. We only see Kim covering her huge loose but when wearing a swim suit.
77. Armand - April 29, 2008 12:12 PM
I do her. And then I do her some more
78. hannah - April 29, 2008 12:59 PM
what the fuck, she doesnt have a big chin at all and i really dont get how she is thick and manly. youre screwed up if you think so
79. tallytastic - April 29, 2008 2:43 PM
holy crap.
i am worried for this mans wellbeing.
brooke is going to get hungry and eat him for a snack.
80. kt - April 30, 2008 1:43 AM
does anyone know where these pictures are being taken? i live near the hogans and would like to be particularly creepy seeing this with my own eyes
81. Benjamin Linus - April 30, 2008 11:30 AM
That's Heidi Montag in the background with another dude.
82. lola - April 30, 2008 2:42 PM
I like that Brook has a bit of muscle. Women have many different body types and her father is Hulk Hogan after all! Pictures can really exaggerate that as well
83. erik - May 7, 2008 3:11 PM
Ok she has a big honker like her dad and a terrible shape, she's nasty!
84. TK - May 8, 2008 2:32 AM
Society has really gone downhill if we are calling her fat.You motherfuckers have never seen fat if you consider her fat.Of course most of the women that post the negative things are probably fat themselves,eating snake cakes and calling other people names to feel good about themselves.
85. Fatso - June 27, 2008 12:14 AM
There there now kids she looks good. You fags don't know shit, you're just jealous because she's got the muscles and you don't =)
Really though. I'd be more than happy to be with her. It's the stepfather I'd be worried about..