Apr 22 2008Britney Spears wants script approval

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While I posted yesterday that the surprisingly decent looking Britney Spears is reprising her role on How I Met Your Mother, it turns out it's not exactly a done deal. The hold up? Britney wants script approval. Wait, she's reading now? And, wow, game over, world. Revelations is at hand! REPENT! Us Magazine reports:

The source adds: “No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment."

Can you imagine the poor writer who has to take script notes from Britney Spears? And by script notes I mean the half-eaten chicken wing stapled to Page 2. I can just see the meltdown on set: "Y'alls, I specifically said I wanted this scene to include a medium-spicy chicken wing! Did you not get my notes? I can't work under these conditions. I'm going over to the CSI set." *kicks open studio door* "Hey! I'm the killer, y'alls!"

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It was said that she posted her nice profile on a celeb dating site " M a r r y M i l l i o n a i r e . C o m " to seek for rich man to date. Many guys like her very much.

Hey Schack, you've got mail.

This shit is getting pretty boring. I want to see some up-the-skirt panty pics, or a nip-slip or something. I need to release some semen really bad and there's no way I can beat-off to this shit.

Is she going to slay a dragon with her necklace?

Script approval, honey, you were just a guest on the show not the star. This is not going to end will. You're nothing to the other actors.

Where would your pitiful little website be w/o Britney?

It just doesn't seem right that a 250 pound hairy construction site secretary would be named mimi.

#4: No shit. She thinks she can call the shots? I hope they tell her to go fuck herself.

Watch Neil Patrick Harris use this against her. Ahahahaha. Oh, Britney. You coulda been a contenda.

Britney's the 600 pound gorilla when it comes to that stupid show - she gave them the biggest ratings they've had all year, so she can demand anything and they WILL kiss her ass and say thank you. The producers of that show are bigger whores than Britney, wanna bet? For starters, she should demand that Doogie Patrick Harris not be in any scenes with her.

This will give Neil Patrick Harris fists of rage. Well, more likely, fistings of rage.

Hey Mimi, the kettle called - its black dipshit. Why are you here?

All she really needs is the love of a good man. Not some Hollywood celebrity or a music star, just a good, decent, hard-working guy - like Jimbo, for example. Somebody who is solid and reliable, which more than makes up for little things like always farting during blowjobs.

Is she pregnant again? look at that round belly.
She looks twice her age. you called her decent looking i'd go for decent shaggy looking, no matter what she does she always looks unkempt

Hey Mimi and Veggi Troll~ do us all a favor chug some bleach.

comment on the story, fag

She looks 40 - but I would bang her.

What's with JenniferLALA ??? SHORT witty remarks about the post. You could of said that Doogie Howser is a prick and always was, or something along those lines........I'd still hit Britney........Wild ride man, wild ride!!!

"Inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed."

Or...they both may occur in close proximity (#15 and #20). Apparently the key word is "may."

I think Britney signs off on any script with a X.

The only scripts Britney signs off on are forgeries for Adderall.

I dont know what scripts is? Sound dumb. but if brit wants it then she should have it because she is denyed so mucch in her life but yet she give so much and its more and more each day. brit is always giving to the children charity and she alaways teches them to dance and stuff and be like her cause she a icon or exampleor somethign like that.

At least Anexio speaks better than the veggi/jimbo/frist troll.

I'd love to blow him.

do you guys know how I can get rid of this terrible yeast infection?

The execs at CBS and/or the show's producers must be the dumbest motherfuckers in TV. Put one of the biggest trainwrecks in entertainment on the show as a ratings stunt, then she immediately turns around and expects them to kiss her ass, as if she has any talent besides talking like a hayseed and dressing like a hooker. I'm not even surprised by this. And they're stupid if they're surprised by it. Maybe they should just give her a show of her own, rather than letting her ruin one of theirs. It would be like "My Name Is Earl," except not funny.

Hey Texas Tranny, I will e-mail you pics of me taking a dump if that will help get you off! ;)

What a women, I didn´t know she could read, too.

Yes, the script called for a ball shaving scene but Britney wanted to make it a poon shaving scene.

Solution when breasts get lower: get jeans with a lower waistline.
With the longer torso, tits look right in place.
Unfortunately, legs look shorter. But in Britney's case, photographs know to always stop the picture over the knees.

Hey! Britney Spears New Sex Video!!! Really worth seeing!
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Horrid looking woman.

surprisingly decent looking? So Fish has britney doing some caption writing?
She looks as fucking hideous as ever here.

Nice Slevage (stomach clevage)

I love how her massive neck , head and face are all blending together. Tres hot.

The only thing she's going to do with that script is spill bbq sauce on it.

I can't work under these conditions. I'm going over to the CSI set." *kicks open studio door* "Hey! I'm the killer, y'alls!"

^^^^^^^^^LOL

number 5, YET you still visit this website. Pitiful Fugney fan.

The button on her jeans should get a raise. It is working really hard.

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