Apr 4 2008Britney Spears designing children's clothes

Just what the world needs, crotchless onesies.

I hope she makes all the stuff crotchless for the hot little girls!

OMG #1 FTW....perfect comment!

We are supposed to believe that even if Brit did put her name on the baby clothes that she would actually have anything to do at all with their design? What does she know about babies? She's had nannies to change their diapers and their clothes. She can't even get her own on right.

jeans are getting a little tight in the thighs brit!

Goooooooo Britney!

Two things I love about this picture
Jean cut offs with boots...it screams class; and
The fact that she is just walking around with a glass of booze a la Julian from Trailer Park Boys

Jebusfuckingchrist!! Anyone who wears those Ed Hardy shirts just wants to proclaim their doucheness from a distance to save time opening their douchefucking mouths. Any fucktard that buys that shit for their infant earns a masters in asshole.

I will give Britney some credit for proudly walking around holding her scotch on the rocks.

Upon further review, I see her jeans aren't cut offs...just ripped to shit. My bad

Well look who's back, it's Britney!

This is going to make a lot of revenue for the now rising star, no, Phoenix, as she quickly regains her top form in the industry and now the clothing one as well.

On another note, this is the weekend her and KFed are getting together to rekindle the flame and if KFed plays a part in the clothing line, those children are going to be looking fine due to his unique and crisp style.

Randal

she knows nothing about desigining in fact she knows nothing about anythinh

She's looking better in these pics than she has for a while....I think the less skin on show the better for this one.

And kids' clothes??? #4 I agree with you, even if the clothes have her name on, they'll have little to nothing to do with Britney herself!!! Much like Barbie, (who I believe has her own clothing line among other products.) Similarities are endless.

She does have a trademark look - grease and splooge stains, always - but I don't know if that'll sell for kid's clothes.

Didn't take long for the pedo pervs to show up on this one (#2).

Disgusting. You should be tortured and executed.

Her thighs lok like they're about to split the seams on those jeans Incredible Hulk style.

Golf clap for comment #1, nice.

#14, not that I give a shit what you think, but that was a Jimbo troll, the real Jimbo has this Fri off.

On another note, I think Britney just wants to make a clothing line she herself can wear. She seems to enjoy wearing ill-fitting clothing..

And on even another note, Randal is boring me to my very death.

OMG YES!!! Yes!! Britney I love you!!! Girl, you get your drink on. After your romantic weekend getaway with KFed, you two will be designing tiny little fedoras for the kittens together!

Love ya girl!!!! <3<3<3

#14 let me translate Frist's cuntspeak: Jimbo is spending the day at home online masturbating, instead of at work online masturbating. But in any case, he does like 'em young.

Hey FRIST - Randal's cool, don't worry. It's always the shy, nice and quiet ones who are closeted freaks.

Trust me.

Frist: "I want to drink."

veggi: "Let's drink."

Jimbo: "What are we drinking?"

Randal is shakespearean by comparison.

Are there really that many kids with gunts out there looking for clothes that fit?

#1, you made my day. Not only do you have enough class not to say "first", you post the best joke so far.

About the Pic: THE BOOTS! THE BOOTS! OH THE HUMANITY!!

"looking for clothes that fit"

if only that were true...

How lame - she wears an Ed hardy shirt to the Ed hardy store?
Scabby bitch.

What's missing from kids clothes according to Brit.

A place to put smokes.
A tiny sleeve for the Starbucks rewards card

and not to be outdone.

barbed wire sleepers

she's still a mess, but she's looking a little better. as much as her music sucks i still hope she gets better for the sake of those two little demon children

Look for crotchless panties for tweens and teens, as well as a variety of nipple clamps and surgical masks.

lol!

She need to learn how to dress herself first!

lol!

She need to learn how to dress herself first!

She should call her new clothing line Britneywood.

She should call her new clothing line Britneywood.

Next up for Brit--a diet and exercise regimen to help her get her fat gut and thighs back looking good. Having 2 kids is tough on a girl, so I give her some credit for that, but she really needs to take her fitness more seriously. It was part of her sex appeal before. Now, she looks like a lazy, chubby mom who sits on her butt all days watching Soaps and chain smoking. That has to end.

How many miles has she gotten out of those god-awful boots???

For the love of all that is holy Brit, buy some new boots!!!

Sorry about the double post. Seems like that happened to me the last time I was on here. Why is this site so fucking slow?????

She looks like a sausage in those jeans. No wonder they ripped at the knees. They were probably fine before she tried to squeeze her big butt in them. They don't have the "ripped a while ago" look with the fringe hanging, they look like she cut them before she walked out the door. And is she INCAPABLE of finding a decent bra? I guess I should be glad she put one on, but she's been wearing this completely ill-fitting, wrong color bra.

I don't care what her PR people are saying about how much better she's getting. I don't buy it for a minute. Daddy can't control her forever and she'll be back on the crazy train as soon as he's out of the picture.

Oh, and I love the white line on her neck where the fat rolls prevent the sun from tanning.

She used to do '500 sit-ups on an a good day, 1,000 on a REALLY good day, and about 3 hours in the gym'. Not sure if that was exclusively for when she was touring though. ( I was really bored and watched part of her diaries clips on youtube).

Her kids always look very cute in photos -- she might be good at designing for toddlers.

Doen't she have her own children? How about designing a relationship with them you unfit twat.

This could be dangerous......I'm picturing red bras with see thru blouses, cowboy boots, straws hate, jean skirts................................................................ugh!

I think she needs to worry about her kids and not what other people's kids wear. Pffffft! She is such a trailer trash loser!

I can't wait for the Maternity-For-Youngsters line.

i think she actually looks okay in these pics. i mean nothing scandalous or makes her look fat or wtv

I can see it now, training bras that bring you up a size, zip up leather mini skirts, 5 inch stiletto heels, and see through pajamas.

Loves #7 (Orange) for the Julian reference!

that hilarious.

Boy, this makes sense. She can't stand her two kids, so she's going to start designing clothes for little kids.

These people must have rigged a con where Britney's millions are going to fund this ides.

#10 Randal -- you are in-grown ass hair.

K-Fed has no "unique and crisp" style. The unwashed, lazy look has been around for a long time.

She really is looking better than she has in a long time. Her jeans are a bit tight around her thighs. But hert thighs aren't giant or anything. Her boots make me cringe too, they're hideous. But it's okay. She looks better. Good for her. Though, the whole kids clothing line..I don't know. But whatever, let her do her thing. I'm going to go listen to some Lupe Fiasco now..

Her hair is vile.