Apr 8 2008Britney Spears brand furniture: Coming Soon!

yay

First! Someone off this dumb bitch!

Stupid dumb bitch!

I don't know. Milk and fruit crates just don't do it for me, even if they are "designer".

A Britney couch?
Do the vag and shit stains come with the purchase price or do they cost extra?

The fabric selections include Bit-Bit Shedding texture with Marlboro Burn pattern in Cheetoh Crumb orange.

Every trailer needs a Britney couch out in front, especially if it's paired with a nice milk carton accent table.

I guess there won't be a crib in the collection.
Maybe K-Fed could bring out a crib though.

THOSE FUCKING BOOTS! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SMELL?

That last ' Binky' comment was a bit mean. Sorry about that.
(Thank God no one reads the comments on this site)
(...She did go out partying a lot etc)

I heard she personally stains each piece of furniture with your choice of urine, feces, menstrual blood, barbeque sauce, or grape soda.

her forehead is huge

A couch isn't an accent piece.

Maybe the commenters live in trailers?

If the furniture holds up under a good Britney/man of the hour style fucking they should be able to put rooms 2 go out of biz......

The only thing I have to say is: hoorray for Britney for finally putting on some decent clothes! She does look like a librarian, but for her that is a huge step forward from wearing short-shorts and ripped stockings.

I wonder if the wrist restraints will be standard or optional with the arm chairs?

@13 Hey Sofa King, I said the table was the accent piece not the couch. I did mistype though, I meant to say milk crate not carton. For the record my trailer is a doublewide. Crack open another Natty Light my friend..

She looks medicated.

"She does look like a librarian"

Except for the fact that all of the librarians I know bathe...

"Every trailer needs a Britney couch out in front"

So her name goes on the stuff she doesn't sell? Sorry, my mistake. But I was talking about the writer, anyway. I was surprised that a gay guy would get this wrong.

Does that mean that the stuffing in the couches and chairs will increase over time like their namesake? Sounds interesting.

Y'all lak mah reclan-er? It's from my Early Americun Hillbilly Colleckshun

I told you the Danish were fucked. Why not just use a discarded condom as your spokesperson, same result.

'N this here piece *points to a metal frame crib* is called the Babysitter.

the only problem with the furniture is that if you drop a couple of pills between the cushions, it falls apart! ba-da-boom.

@19 ............ and can read.......

Yes, this will definitely stop the cash hemorrhaging because everyone needs an inflatable chair in their home.
I can't even fathom how many toads they must have licked to come up with this idea.

The girl is always messing with her hair. Leave it alone!! She does look like she cared about what she wore, that's a highlight. But really, all that coochie flashing, child abusing, mental meltdowns, drug abusing, crappy performing... Who is going to think she's like a totally different person if she lands a sitcom and designs accent pieces? Oh yeah, my bad, this is america. We don't hold people accountable for their actions. You go Brit! For the love of God, get your shit together for your sons, if not for yourself.

Hahahaha!!!! Natty Light!!! AK, you slay me..

Say what you want about Britney, but the Danish make some damn fine furniture. And pastries!

She's sooo old news. Let's start tearing down Miley - we need new blood.

goddamit if the fukin furnitur looks anything like her stlye u would have to fuking pay me to put it in meh house

She looks really good here - hopefully it means she's getting healthier and taking care of her self (mentally and physically).

Featuring a space age material that repels Cheeto dust.

they forgot that part

I love her new Daniel Day Lewis in Last of the Mohicans look. tres chic.

I think britney would be a fantastic actress. I wish her luck!
And if her furniture was cheap enough I would definitely buy a couch from her collection.
go britney!

I bet the poor housekeeper keeps trying to throw those frigging boots out and Britney [much like George Costanza w/ the eclair] keeps fishing them out! OMG those boots!!! It has to be a play on our psyche that she keeps wanting us to see her in them... a sense of continuity maybe? can you imagine the bacteria running amuck in those things?!

Soon she will be bald and all will be revelaed...

Soon she will be bald and all will be revelaed...

Soon she will be bald and all will be revelaed...

An this un' here iz frum my curbside kollection. Isint it a beaut? It kan go frum the spittin parlor to the frunt seet if yer pick em up truk if you needin one! It kums in shit trailer park plaid, ezy kleen duck tape vinyl orr puppy pee stain yeller!IM also havin steerin wheel tables an electrickal spoos to mix an match! Enjoy yall!

Britney is a marketing Queen and certainly knows how to play the ball when it's in her court. The announcement to start her own childrens clothing line to compete against such a power house as Smooch (Kim's brand), was a great leap into the industry.

Now she's starting a furniture line too? Her unique style will hopefully bring a new freshness to the home where one can sit and relax while listening to her latest CD.

Great work Brit! Lovin' every minute of it. xoxo

Randal

why does her hair always look manky? has she heard of showering?

I thought her father was different but lately he is pimping her name out just like her mother did all these years.

a furniture brand, her own sitcom, talks of a new album and world tour... WTF? the woman is bipolar and an unfit mother that lost custody of her kids... she needs to focus on getting better so she can take care of her boys and herself . as of now she can't even be responsible for herself FFS!

her professional status is the last thing she needs to worry about right now. ugh, I guess her dad is being offered all these deals and money he is finding it hard to refuse? well thats just sad, no wonder she ended up where she is with both parents selling her to the highest bidder .
she looks like she's doing better and it's obviously because he's been taking care of her, but if he keeps pushing her she'll snap. he needs to stop treating her like the family's cash cow for once. I bet he's excusing his actions and thinking to himself - oh, she needs to be creative, she should keep busy... like she can't be creative and busy with things that won't put her in the spotlight, advance her brand name and make the spears family thousands of dollars? sad.

Jesus Christ #32.....

@ 42

she's being chaperoned 24/7 like she's a 7 year old.. so it is a bit ridicules that you think she is some sort of marketing genius.
I'm sure she comes up with fun ideas but, she is ill and incompetent right now , any business transaction is made by her father and other handlers, not her. she is a brand name so anything associated with her has marketing value, and sadly it seems her father is using that fact to make more money when he should be protecting his daughter from the stress of the life light, and consecrating on her mental health

Does this chick have another pair of shoes???

@45

im frikin serious

she just keeps gettin uglier

at least she aint still wearing them rippe fishnets
LMAO

britney's wiv is out of control. So watch out bitches.

She looks so much better though. BUT THE BOOTS! oh the boots! brit please take them off!

Yet another reason to be embarrassed by Denmark.

LMFAO @5's comment!

This bitch looks diriter every day. Man, she really needs a shower ASAP. ANd I wouldn't be suprised if underneath that smelly weave she's ridden with lice.

I can't fucking stand this no-talent, loose vagina, trailer park piece of white trash.

She has gotten fat and her hair looks as greasy as a hamburger from a highway diner.

I pray to God that everyone starts IGNORING her.

I can't imagine what her furniture line will consist of and why anyone would buy it: there are plenty of great pieces of furniture of superior quality lying on curbsides all across this country.

furniture..........?

I love you Brit Brit!!! You can design stuff too, girl. Get you some drawings for chairs going, maybe some fluffy pillows. Play it safe and keep it low key until Dad is out of the picture.

Then we're back to flattires and 2am lipstick runs!! Can't wait lady!! <3<3<3

This is incredible...if so many of you people dislike Britney Spears as much as you say you do, and are so sick and tired of the stories about her, and think she is so ugly and stupid, and dresses poorly -- and in clothing of which you disapprove -- then why in the fuck do you bother to read these articles?

If you find this all so distasteful then MOVE THE FUCK ON! I'll bet there's not a fucking one of you that has the I.Q. of an ashtray.

They say youth is wasted on the young. That's incorrect. These days youth is wasted on fucking morons. Ill-mannered ones at that!

Wow- wow- she looks fantastic! I've never been a big fan of people praying to Jesus, but now I'm thinking that Jamie Spears should start his own church for slutty celebutards and 20 somethings.
Well done, sir!
(Now please go help your other daughter with her fashion sense...please- you might need to throw in some prayers to St. Francis or St. Jude or something for her...)

Her dress is almost nice but I can't believe she keeps on wearing those horrible boots...I really hate them! She needs to go to a good hairdresser's!

It`s incredible to see what some people can do to look good. I read about how Britney managed to lose those extra-pounds at http://www.projectweightloss.com. I don`t think that`s healthy. She should give up junk food.

she seems pretty well put together on these photos, great outfit. apart from those fucking cowboy boots, they ruin everything and seriously they need to be confiscated and burned.

She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty and sexy.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site"W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m".I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site？Dose she really has a new baby?