Apr 24 2008Amy Winehouse + booze = HEADBUTT RAMPAGE

She's so hot. My penis hates me right now. First?

i dont wanna be first

Craptacular

FIRST

Rode hard and put away wet!

I just jizzed. God damn she hot.

Dear Lord help the poor thing!

Praying for AMY!

They don't call her Winehouse for nothing. Amy W. 1993-2008. I'm not wishing this, but if anyone thinks this ain't gonna happen should start smoking what ever she's doing.

I cannot say anything negative about Amy because she has talent but is misguided. I hope Amy makes a full recovery. The only people I can make negative comments about are Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian because they are worthless no talent media whores.

She is SO pretty! We could all learn some make-up tricks by this filly!

... yeah like for Halloween! I wonder how many will dress up as her this year!

anyone else notice that her hairline in front has about 1/2 inch difference?

Next up: A Britney Spears/Amy Winehouse duet album!!

I just realized! It IS Frankenstein and his bride!

Freaky shit.

She always has the most precious facial expressions.

And apparently they're contagious--she must have a "retard face" aura that affects anyone within 10 yards.

the best thing this moron could do for society would be to choke to death on her own vomit.

#4 - very lame.

THAT'S the guy that was hiding in my closet when I was growing up. I told my mom he was real but she didn't believe me.

I'd party with her

I'd party with her

British people are so attractive!

Seriously, she is easily the ugliest person on the planet. She has 1 song, that isn't that great, where does she get money for all these drugs???

It is hard to believe ANYBODY can look this bad! LOL,

for reals #16, that's the way to get kids to behave....."if you don't knock your shit off, amy winehouse will come to get you in your sleep!"

FUCK YEAH!! That's great crazy, I love this story. I bet Keith Moon and Oliver Reed are smiling down upon her from drunk limey heaven, and John Bonham just threw a TV over the Pearly Gates.

"In other news, auditions for the sequel to 2004's Dawn of The Dead remake continued today in London. Director Zack Snyder said he was especially looking for potential candidates who possessed, as he put it; "weird bodily attributes" or "facial disfigurations"

just saying like.

I just about puked up my salad when I saw this picture

I just about puked up my salad when I saw this picture

Aren't you just dying to see what her pussy smells like? Seriously, aren't you? But what if it gave you a hardon? That'd be tough to live with, afterwards. Not for Jimbo, mind you, but for otherwise normal guys.

okay, my superfishian peeps, I dont' have a smarmy or witty comment because I'm FUCKING FLABBERGASTED. GEEZ I've never seen a woman look this bad, I mean, check out pic #3. For me, it's all about pic #3. You gotta be kidding me. Holy eye gouging batman.

She's lookin' hot! And Solomon Grundy obviously thinks so too!

SEE what her pussy SMELLS like? you sure are retarded mike. definately full of retarded tardisms. Super duper retarded, in the most retarded way. Retard.

Seriously, does anybody else think she looks like a Collie in Pic#3? It's the elongated face. A Tranny Collie.

Same-old, same-old. Yeah, Amy looks terrible. Right next to her is Lurch, who looks even worse.

It's just the typical post with bikini pictures, where the girl's body is criticized in microscopic detail, while Mr. Harry Beerbelly O'Mantits is standing (jiggling) in the background.

The story here is about her BEHAVIOR.

But - hey look! - shiny pictures...

She will look awful when she's forty. A one woman freak show.

Her pics should be in scratch and sniff format.
My bad, you can smell that shit from here....

#32 - She's not 40 yet? Mine eyes doth deceive me.....

Damn, is her escort Mick Jagger?

Yup. retarded.

I hope she dies soon

God Damn! Now that's my kind of party.

@21. mamadough - Darkness Falls would be the movie -
Starring Amy Winehouse

Sounds like a typical Wednesday night to me..

MARIE?!?!???

Nightmares for the rest of my life

Alice Cooper looks older and nastier than a man of his age should look.

Out.

#43

lol!

Good one! Makes me want to listen to Alice Cooper.

She's simply breathtaking.

I wonder if I've ever been so high that I was crosseyed? No one ever mentioned it....

Picture 7, it looks like Dick Van Dyke & Julie Andrews are reprising their roles in Guy Ritchie's remake of Mary Poppins The Tweeker. "Chim chimminy chim chimmery, we got spiders crawling under our skin."

I meant picture 4.

She's out partying with Frankenberry. That's bitchin', where's Count Chocula?

There are men that have stuck their penis in that. Brave, brave souls. I salute you.

shes currently the ugliest jew in existence.

God this girl makes me laugh, good one Amy, fuck them all, you keep on drinking.

I feel an urge to take that disgusitng alien home, giving her a sponge bath, feeding her chicken soup and rocking her in my arms like a baby.

Drugs are bad. Okay?

apology to all extra terrestrials, I meant no disrespect.

#9 you are an idiot. Just because someone has talent you can't say anything negative? You know, OJ simpson had talent... By the way, she's not really that talented, but rather somewhat unique and trendy.

#21, did you just say "For Reals"? Surprisingly you didn't use the word "yo" or "dawg". Congrats on the self restraint, I guess.

Why is she always trying to "one up" Pete Doherty??

Speaking of Pete, I haven't heard anything about him in a long time. Is he dead already??

#52 "I feel an urge to take that disgusitng alien home, giving her a sponge bath, feeding her chicken soup and rocking her in my arms like a baby."

hahahahahahha
i love you .

why does she ALWAYS wears those ugly shoes...?!

Pic #4 is actually a still from the new Tim Burton movie!

That bitch is klassy with a capital K!

Love those British teeth.

Amy Winehouse will not make it through this year. See? She is already being escorted through town by the undead!

im scared

Amy, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.

Damn! Her next CD could be her last.

They should pull a Britney on her and just lock her ass up! Keep her away until she's clean.

this is so sad

oh damn....

it looks like she got plastered, decided to climb the ugly tree; got to the top, slipped and fell to the ground while hitting every branch on the way down...

she needs help. or else she will be a news story on CNN about another music star OD.

GORGEOUS!!
Like Britney, Amy is really getting her shit together and is on the brink of a comeback!!

The poor soul.

But I can't believe how long those damn ballet flats have held up! She's been wearing them for over a year. I don't want to think about what those shoes have walked through. Amy is to ballet flats what Britney is to those fugly brown boots.

Nice accessoire in pic #4!
Last year it was a huge bag,
But hey, that´s just soooo old now.

This years must-have is obvy a huge sissy on your arm.
Better get in line for one now,
I´ve heard the line goes all the way to the Oscar´s ´bout now.

she's going to die

she looks like keith richards!

Amy's time really has run out. It's time for her to OD or slash her wrists and be done with it. She is human garbage. The sooner she exists the world, the better.

beautiful people right there, photo #4.

Ah yes, a legend. (forward 20 years)

Yes kids, there was a singer name Amy Winehouse. She had one hit where she said she wouldn't go to rehab. She took her own advice and had a very public spiral into oblivion. Epic failure.

Moral of the story: Don't be a dumbshit!

#8,
She''s 15 years-old? Man, she looks like shit.

I know she's British and all, but there's no excuse for them teef!

55. yougottabeshittinme

OJ didn't have talent, he had an athletic ability.

She's close to death-- the meth has completely destroyed the enamel on her teeth, imagine what her brain and other organs must look like.

I have no sympathy for this stupid girl. She's just fucked up in the head and you can't help people who don't want help. She's digging her own grave. She's disgusting.

she is a testament to the powers of the human body to withstand ravages waged upon it.
All I can say is, wow.

Is that Rick fucking Springfield with her? Damn, dude ... run!!!

I think it is so sad that someone who could be so much more, is wasting her potential in drugs, just another tragic waste.

SWEET JESUS... fame, money, rehab, awards...and she still looks like that! Proof you can't polish a turd!

omfg what is that ?! shoot it i say ! shoot it !
that poor ugly bastard shall not suffer nomore ...

huh, who ? amy winehouse ? oh ...

I feel so sorry for her. She's going to die is she doesn't get some help soon.

She's got the heroin eyes. Dirty.

i'll bet she stinks. she looks like she would. (anybody got a gas mask??)

She looks like she belongs in Night of The Living Dead. I wonder what's going on in that drug-ravaged brain of hers. She's probably wondering when she can have her next fix of braaaaaains.

Please? someone kill her!

Remember, kids. Don't buy drugs! - Billy Mack

*picks up bullhorn* "Send in Keith Richards to do a Farmers Handkerchief!" "When Amy bends over for the blow, use the net!""

Dammnnnn talk about "Fugly" , looks like she drove 80 miles and hour on a motorcycle and did a face first dive into a concrete wall, while someone shoved broken 19 volt drill batteries up her ass. while chewing on aluminum foil.

If that bitch wants attention, she should do what any slut her position would do: take off her clothes in public. Maybe she can fuck and suck a few blokes while she's at it.

Fuckfaces like her and that jack-o-lantern Pete Doherty just keep on truckin' along, while our moms die of breast cancer and little kids get Leukaemia. I'd like to kick this chick in the cock.

If Johnny Depp ever gets tired of doing Jack Sparrow, I say the role goes to her.

She kinda looks like Bert from Sesame Street.
...i've never had the desire to fuck Bert.

I'm back to wondering how soon she's gonna die.

About two weeks ago, Winehouse kissed a baby with those lips. Honest!

Damn! is that Herman and Lilly Munster?

Good God. This woman has no rock bottom, does she? "I look like a cracked out whore, and have become the punchline to a really terrible joke, but... Oh hey! I haven't head butted anyone yet! Maybe next time I can loose a limb. Or have a stroke. Stroke would be good. I've already got lots of practice drooling on my shoes."

It must suck to be Amy Winehouse.

She fell off the wagon just as it was pulling a wicked stunt jump over the ugly tree ... and yes, every single branch.

that 4th picture may be the worst thing i've ever seen

Solomon Grundy. A ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Too awesome. I'd wondered what had become of him. Now he's Wino's escort -- from the League of Doom to, er, I guess she's the modern day League of Doom? I can buy that...

ROFLMAO

my god

brits are so ugly......ALL of them

#105 - becca

You cant be cerious! brit is not ugly or in anyy way deformded or anythying else in any way. she has nothings to do with this person who ever she si or sin't. brit just drinks the starbucks and dnances and sings the pop for us to enjoy and if you thing k the gurl if you can call it that is brit then you are sourly mistunderstood and stuff.

get a clue you jerk. you like Kfed all dumb and stuff.

wake ups

jesus, she needs help, I'm sure the people snapping shots of her certainly care.

That is one of the sadness set of pictures I have ever seen ...

#106- Anexio:

Get it right, man! Becca was talking about "brits", british people, people from Great Britain, duh! Not FakeTitty Queers, who wishes she had half the talent that Amy has in her big toenail...

That being said, LESS SNORTY SNORTY PUFFY PUFFY MORE MUSIC, AMY!

Moo-chos grassy-ass

And you have school tomorrow, hopefully with a spelling test, so, like, get off the computer already, like, and stuff. Like. You, like, crackass......

I really hate the word "like"....

What in hell is wrong with those teeth? they look like they're frigging melting.

And she needs to either OD or get better. A very few people (Keef!) can hold on as junkies for years, but she's chosen the all-crazy-all-the-time approach. You either gotta die, or you have to make a temporary comeback, book tour, new album etc.

And sadly, despite her apparent belief that to be an enduring musician you have to be a screwed up drug addict, I don't see anyone really remembering her once she's gone. If she'd honed her talent and turned out some really brilliant material, (as per Nick Drake) then yeah. But she's not good enough to eclipse all this.

You know, the best talent is often the most haunted. Dogging Amy isn't doing her any good. She's got massive issues, yes, but when you see her in interviews where she is lucid, she comes off as witty, funny and more than a bit self effacing. Stop kicking the girl while she's down. Why would you be so mean? She isn't doing it to you...she's the victim of her own self.
Obviously, she is smart and talented...but can't deal with her own view of herself inside. Shame, really.
I hope that she gets the help she needs before she kills herself. It would be less of a world without her talent.
Here's a yank who loves you, Amy.

# 30 I agree she looks like a collie in pic three for sure. Overall she is a wasted ugly mess and good lord her teeth, they look like eroded rotting chicklets. She would look better with dentures. ew shes just nasty she looks way older than she is.

she is so pretty. I saw her on celebretards squanderingtalent4rocks.com- a high buck celebrity dating site. Get em' while they're still alive! Love, Courtney

she's so fucking beastiful ...

I really like her music, shame she has going further down the drain each day. The inevitable spiral of drugs. Drugs are bad mmmkay. Jesus, she looks like shit.

Is that really her? .. I thought it was some weird parody or something. Just think ladies she has paid good money to look that fucking awful, there is hope for the rest of us after all.

Rehab ... yes yes yes

Fugly just does not fully describe that picture.

Winehouse make The Lindsay Lohan look like a the picture of sobriety.

OMG, she is os awesome. I am sorry for her. She will die soon if she didn't get help. Many friends I met on a dating community called M e e t i n g W e a l t h y dot com think so too. They are successful men and women. We usually talk together.

headbutt? how small where this dudes? she is so tiny, look at the guy on her side

'BRAAAAIIIIIINS!!! BRAAAAIIIIIIINS!!!!'
Holy fucking shit...

I love Amy Winehouse! I wanna party with her...and by party I mean do lots of coke and run the streets looking like a crack whore! Put my shoes down! Put my shoes down! I need to fill them with GIN!!

She's going to die...

#30, #113 - quit talking trash about Collies! Collies are beautiful. I used to feel bad for Amy Winehouse seeing her younger, healthier and pretty photos and seeing the Gremlin/Grendal she is now but no way will I do her the honor of comparing her to a Collie. She looks like Grendal from Beowulf.

wow my son just asked if that picture was a man HAHAHA! He is 3, man even he knows something is wrong lol

I bet when you pick the scabs off her cooch, she is "nice and smooth"

Are you kidding guys shes not hot shes a fat drunk pig. I like her music and all but when it comes to be an aceptable human being i think we can all agree that no one would want to be he friend. SHE MIGHT HEADBUTT YOU IN A DRUNKIN' RAGE!

Are you kidding guys shes not hot shes a fat drunk pig. I like her music and all but when it comes to be an aceptable human being i think we can all agree that no one would want to be he friend. SHE MIGHT HEADBUTT YOU IN A DRUNKIN' RAGE!

True, Winehouse in a lot of pain; albeit self-inflicted. Let's see how tough she is when she goes to the pokey for assaulting those poor bastards..........

Whaddup, woodhorse!

good lord get this girl to a dentist!

Paul Stanley should always put his KISS make-up on when out in public.