Apr 28 2008Amy Poehler is pregnant: OMG, just like the movie!
Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are having a baby. The irony? Amy is currently seen with Tina Fey in Baby Mama which debuted at #1 this weekend. Somewhere Christian Bale is saying, "No fair. I don't get to be Batman." But he's lucky, because I'd kill him then steal his bat-suit. True story. Anyhow, People has the details on Amy's uterus:
The Saturday Night Live regular, 36, and her husband, Will Arnett, are to become first-time parents, their rep Lewis Kay confirms to PEOPLE.
The baby is due in late fall.
The couple have been married since 2003.
First off, as a huge fan of both Upright Citizens Brigade and Arrested Development, heartfelt congrats to Amy and Will. That said, I fear for their child. I know some of you might be thinking, "Oh, they're both so funny. Their kid will be hilarious!" But guess again. If Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are any indicator, celebrity children are usually the exact opposites of their parents meaning Will and Amy's kid will be one unfunny little tyke. Or, in layman's terms, Amy will give birth to Jimmy Fallon.

Reader Comments
1. Deva - April 28, 2008 3:43 PM
Really glad I woke up for this one....
First?
2. Jimbo - April 28, 2008 3:44 PM
Cool another women with big boobs. Even if it is only for a little while..
3. bakinmycake - April 28, 2008 3:45 PM
went a little heavy on the tanner didn't ya?
4. ADAIR - April 28, 2008 3:46 PM
UCB was the Best show on TV. I sure am sick of all these Star Wars.
5. Krystal - April 28, 2008 3:49 PM
Ummm, are you going to mention anything about Will's ridiculous tan??!?
6. UNCLE NED - April 28, 2008 3:54 PM
You wanna bet they laugh a lot in bed?
7. Jrz - April 28, 2008 3:55 PM
Is that orange guy the father? He should slow down on the carrots.
8. Auntie Kryst - April 28, 2008 4:02 PM
@6 Good observation. I always wondered how two comedians conceive.. You'd think one partner would start laughing hysterically when the other starts talking sexy and vice versa. The session ends sans coitus with both parties throwing lamps at each other.
PS, Will what the hell? Just come from the George Hamilton Tanning Invitational??
9. NO because YOU'RE UGLY - April 28, 2008 4:02 PM
#3. LOL, what is up with that, someone went to Lindsay's oompa tanning spa. I dislike most people, but I LOVE these two. She's actually purdy when she's not playing a retarded 12 year old.
Meh can't say anything else bad. Just like with her costar Tina Fey she called Paris Hilton a "piece of shit "and she's quite funny and for that I will love her forever.
See if all you dinks want to know why so many people insulted Denise Richards it's because no matter how hot you are if you are full of yourself and have nothing else to offer people will attack your every flaw an rip you to shreds, especially if you did a bitchy backstabbing slut-whore kind of thing to a good friend.
The lesson is as much as we bitch about people's looks and are more superficial and vain here than Manriah Scarey herself if you can, always pick humor and character over looks and vanity, in terms of who you spend your time with and what you "work on" with regards to yourself. Because in the end the tits drop and the dick shrinks and everybody looks like a crumpled piece of moist crepe paper, but with humor and character you'll be happy even when you're getting your adult diaper changed and being force fed five day old Jell-O.
Call me sentimental but these mediocre looking comedy pro's may grow old together even though Hollywood is a love, happiness and health annihilator.
I bet the fuck like bunnies too.
10. Vince Lombardi - April 28, 2008 4:06 PM
Less boring less good looking actor with better comedic skills. *YAWN*
11. pinky_nip - April 28, 2008 4:16 PM
Did that dude just pass out in a bag of cheetos?
12. Randal - April 28, 2008 4:18 PM
Congratulations to the both of you!
I have always been a fan of SNL and of Amy during her skits which has made many late night watcher laugh in hysterics. Her bubbly personality will reflect greatly on her child.
Well done, both of you!
Randal
13. Natty B - April 28, 2008 4:19 PM
I'd like someone to explain to me how this WON'T be the worst movie of all time.
14. m - April 28, 2008 4:25 PM
anyone who saw Blades of Glory dvd's special features, or whatever, probably saw how these two said that if they had a child it would probably be an unfunny actor, like a Sean Penn kid, to quote them :P
congrats
15. nutsonyochin - April 28, 2008 4:29 PM
Considering WIll Arnett is Hilarious and Amy Pohler is dangerously unfunny im gonna say there kids gonna have an identity crisis maybe the next michael jackson...
16. Hecubus - April 28, 2008 4:35 PM
I feel so sorry for that kid, it won't be easy growing up half lobster.
17. Alice - April 28, 2008 4:38 PM
Was it in vitro? I mean, how on earth did he maintain an erection?
18. Ted - April 28, 2008 4:42 PM
They're quite odd looking, but irregardless, I wish them well.
19. nipolian - April 28, 2008 4:43 PM
There for a sec, I thought it was Rocky Dennis standing next to her.
20. Zni - April 28, 2008 4:44 PM
I hope the poor kid doesn't get both her hair and her sense of humor.
21. BunnyButt - April 28, 2008 4:45 PM
6, I doubt it. I dated a stand up comedian for awhile and, consequently, hung out with a lot of comedians - none of whom had any sense of humor whatsoever off stage. In real life, they were all about self-doubt and neediness. VERY difficult to have fun in bed with someone who is asking every 10 seconds if he's good. Oh, and Jim, if you're reading this, I lied. You weren't.
22. FRIST!!! - April 28, 2008 4:49 PM
#21 is that what happened to screech??
23. BunnyButt - April 28, 2008 4:52 PM
22, sadly, Screech probably would've been a step up from this guy.
24. bigjerm - April 28, 2008 4:57 PM
i think she might actually be giving birth to a filthy astronaut magician. they've made a huge mistake.
25. key - April 28, 2008 5:04 PM
"Amy will give birth to Jimmy Fallon."
Zing!!!
26. steve - April 28, 2008 5:16 PM
Good work on the Jimmy Fallon sucks joke!!
I hate that doosh bag..have I mentioned that?
He is a fuckin frat boy bitch
27. Erica - April 28, 2008 5:21 PM
Baby Mama is sooo funny. I saw it on Saturday with my some friends. Congrats to her.
28. woodhorse - April 28, 2008 5:32 PM
Will Arnett, the greatest magician in the world. His wife I don't know very much. Super congrats to them.
29. LL - April 28, 2008 5:32 PM
Aw, she's so pretty.
And he, well. He's....unnatural! But congrats, regardless. I'm sure the kid's not going to lack any laughs.
30. Alicia - April 28, 2008 5:47 PM
They are an adorable couple but one does have to wonder what they are like in private. Are they "normal" comedians like Tina Fey? Or the crazy, wacked out, needy, attention starved types like Jim Carey or Dane Cook? Those two and many others are borderline sociopaths.
They seem normal to me though :). I hope Will Arnett is just trying to be funny with his Day-Glo look. :)
31. Al - April 28, 2008 6:05 PM
WHATTTTTTT. Stop talking shit about Will Arnett. He's amazing, and wicked hot.
32. Alicia - April 28, 2008 6:07 PM
Who's talking shit about Will Arnett? I mean, other than the fact that he lost his epic battle with spray tanner.
33. Tom - April 28, 2008 6:17 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
34. Sex Nuts & Retard Strong - April 28, 2008 6:22 PM
Who the hell is Will Arnett? And why does he look like someone shoved his head up Chester the Cheetah's ass? That goofy "duh, I got some" smile of his makes me want to introduce him to a pipe wrench.
35. Katy - April 28, 2008 6:32 PM
I just got an Arrested Development boner... I hope the child is named Steve Holt
36. lambman - April 28, 2008 7:55 PM
Congrads to them, its nice to see a smart, funny, likable couple reproducing, hopefully we can start to even things out.
37. mrs.t - April 28, 2008 8:19 PM
Dear Randal,
I don't think Will and Amy will read through this thread and get your personal note. Better send it to their yahoo account-you have the address, right?
Love,
mrs.t
38. emily - April 28, 2008 8:58 PM
Lay off of Gob. It ain't easy bein' brown.
39. lisabeller - April 28, 2008 9:09 PM
Whatever they say, the trueth is they got to know each other via a milioniare club " M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M " where the millionaire & celebrity have romance! It's always a place to make fairy marriage!
40. Dorito Man - April 28, 2008 9:54 PM
What; does she have his nuts in her fist in picture # 1?
41. Hmmmmm - April 29, 2008 12:51 AM
You would think she would be embarrassed to be so much paler than him..... he should have given her half of the spray on tan he is wearing and then they would both look better............. maybe
42. Binky - April 29, 2008 2:38 AM
Well Ok. Amy lost me forever with her repeated pro-Clinton drivel.
(Remember to duck the sniper fire Amy)
Her husband, although he does seem to be fully introduced to the tanning booth, I can't quite place.
Cliff Notes : He's Canadian.
Binky : +Well that explains it + So am I....
I guess that's why I still can't place him.
43. edgar suit - April 29, 2008 2:49 AM
.....and I am sure they will have equally half-talent,derivitive babies....sorry kids
44. Binky - April 29, 2008 3:02 AM
Oh and Amy maybe quietly mention to Lorne Michaels -
9/11 was an Inside job.
Maybe the 'Lornster' and his zany crew could work in a few 'zingers' related to that.
Chevy Chase falling down was always 'really big' on the show previously.
Like, maybe, you could have the Statue of Liberty falling down painfully after googling "Sibel Edmonds" or "Urban Moving Systems".
That would be pretty zany.
Or slitting her wrists and cutting herself with her torch.
Cliff Notes : I think that would be the 'Weekend Update' Bink.
Binky: Oh.
45. freejose - April 29, 2008 9:01 AM
Will is orange as a Sunkist but she is so damn cute.
46. BostonTroy - April 29, 2008 1:34 PM
Amy's preggers & Will is just glowing!!
47. Iqbal - April 30, 2008 4:53 AM
Who the fuck are those two assholes? And don't try to tell me they are celebrities.
48. Chazz Michael Michaels - April 30, 2008 8:16 AM
Their sister Katie Van Waldenberg is much hotter. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!
49. Steph - May 1, 2008 5:37 PM
Jesus Christ, he's orange because he just finished a film in Rome where he plays this ultra-tan, rich asshole. It's not a personal decision, it was for the movie. It takes two seconds to google this shit up, people.
I love them both. Amy as a female comedian standing strong at barely 5'2" has co-started her own improv theater in two locations, has become ridiculously successful, and has one of the funniest men alive as her hubby. Gob? Come on! I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. Man is hot and his voice is husky as hell. So, so much love for these two. And they're super sweet and homey if you meet them.
50. angie - May 3, 2008 5:35 AM
There's a new daddy in town...
A discipline daddy.
51. angie - May 3, 2008 5:35 AM
There's a new daddy in town...
A discipline daddy.
I loooove this couple!!