Mar 3 2008Sophie Monk on Paris Hilton and Benji Madden

Sexy chipmunk you!

.....and I didn't even say FIRST like those other retards....wait.

Sophie looks like a typical Aussie or Brit chick. Ugly face, fat ass, large chest. Nothing special.

nice pictures .... har har har

Fish, are you screwing Paris? Is that what happened to this stupid diseased site???

Just kidding. What would I do without it!!??!!?? Pay attention to work and not let my TPS reports go out without a cover sheet? NEVER!..

"Sophie looks like a typical Aussie or Brit chick. Ugly face, fat ass, large chest. Nothing special."

That's a dig at me, isn't it? Bastards.

She has really saggy boobs. She's really very cute other than that..

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Okay going back on the post and she's not cute at all and JESUS would you look at the closeups? EVERYTHING is nasty nasty nasty. Oh was I wrong..

You spent all weekend in your basement cooking up this morning's comedy gold, didn't you? Dude, Fish, you are dead on today! Funny!

The idea of "down under" with this bubble lipped walking boner causing breast flasher is understandably appealing... I mean not to me, since I'm married and shit... well not "and shit" because, well you know... geeez... I hope she's not reading this...

First, who names the kid Benji. Wasn't that a dog? Maybe the years of mental abuse by the other kids, caused Benji to have a low self image of himself. That can be the only reason a male hetro would dump Sophie for Paris..

Those tri-colored caps w/saggy boulder boobs are so menopause. And her name is gay. Sophie Monk-BlowMe Punk.

Stop the presses! Who designed Sophie's face?!

Who let their toddler get in to the finger paint again?

Boy. . .

They broke up because of very strict import laws. Everyone knows it's illegal to smuggle fruit and Jews into Australia.

Sorry, I'd plow her like the driven snow. Of course I wouldn't call her in the morning and I'd introduce myself as "that 'Fish dude" so she doesn't keep calling me.

Sophie is one million times hotter than Paris. I think she's really pretty. I saw Paris profile on herpesinfectedskank.com. Do you think it's real?

Ugh, that face. Those teeth. I almost think Paris is better looking. I don't know, I just don't like this girl at all.

your previous article had a picture of Mick Jagger and some tranny and now you're wondering why pictures aren't working? duh!

Her breasts look natural which is a nice change.

Your website and YOU... both screw-ups Fish-face!

give Heidi Montag the Jenna Jamison duck-lips and you've got Sophie Monk

Actually, she's extremely unimpressive... I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR (points at Pink and the rest of the guys) dick...

(looks at Mrs. Port)

Like that honey?

Somebody has tombstone teeth.....

Somebody has tombstone teeth.....

Oh sure, THESE pics won't pop up, but let's have life-size images of Mick Jagger, Kate HUDson (she's the type to grow like an igloo while pregnant) and J Lopez evidenty on the throne.

Oh, and this chick is welcome to smoke my Romeo y Julietta anytime!

I think she's cute but who the fuck can tell for sure from just thumbnails. I saw a thumbnail of a two by four and thought it was Paris Hilton. Of course it turned out to actually be Paris Hilton when I clicked on it but still...

Appease the Interweb Gods! Sacrifice a virgin! Volunteers?

I don't care if I can't see the pictures, there are plenty of other things I can make fun of right here in the office..

Ha! Look at that painting, looks like a fourth grader made it!

And the walls? Sea freaking foam green? Who does the decorating around here?

And look at that picture on the desk!! What is that, like..what. like, oh. That's me.

Shit, I can tell just from the thumbnails that she isn't disease ridden as Paris Herpes. Fuck, Stevie Wonder just called and said even he could see that.

What happen to the Kate Hudson story? Was your server set up the bomb? Is that why the pictures dont work? LOST.

So...Fish...what else? This stuff has just been test material to figure out what's wrong with the server, right?

Frist you keep a picture of yourself on your desk??? What a fucking narcissist.

Who doesn't care about what?

/Things will change 12-23-2012

Who doesn't care about what?

/Things will change 12-23-2012

I sure do, Mike, and I sure am!!

Quite proud of it to. What now??

Hey Mike. Hows the goat fucking going you fucking small dicked retard.

But then again, I keep a picture of my goat on my desk in that sexy pose he does.

Fix yer shit.

Can you imagine having to go through life being known for dating a guy named Benji?

@37 Don't be bad mouthing my goat you stupid fuck Ted. And what make you think you know how big my dick is you limp wristed cock sucker.

actually this trade my benji makes total sense.

One in eight Australian adults has been infected with the virus causing genital herpes, with the rate one in five for women aged 35-44, a study said.
The first Australian study of herpes simplex virus infection -- published in the British journal "Sexually Transmitted Infections" -- also found 76 percent of Australian adults were exposed to the other main variant, HSV-1, which causes cold sores on the mouth and lips, The Australian reported Friday.

Genital infections, or HSV-2, were more than twice as common among women as men -- 16 percent to 8 percent, the study found.

The study was funded by drug giant GlaxoSmithKline, which is developing a vaccine for HSV-2.

benji just leaped from one herpes ho to another. this totally keeps him from having to have that "awkward" conversation with a non-herpes ho.

I wish I didn't know how big or small your dick was Mike. But you don't even care. You just lube me up and have at me. At least you do your mom AFTER!

@44, Ted, you stupid fucking pussy, if you want to come over and take my goats place, just ask.

OMG I'm such a retard that I can't say or spell FIRST.

OMG I'm such a retard that I can't say or spell FIRST.

I'm not Ted you fucking raging animal fucker. Seriously, you need help. Like a bullet to your head.

FRIST...mmmmmm....so your daughter is in fourth grade...a perfect age, just absolutely yummy. Where did you say her school is, again?

#45,
Those are not me. I've never posted under an alias other than "Ted from LA", but everyone knows, for good or for evil, that you're a goat fucker.

@48 I am not doing anything wrong. What happens between me and my goat is none of your business.

@50, and we all know you are a pussy!!

I'm pleased to say I don't know who this person is. Or didn't. Now I do. Damn.

LOOK AT THOSE FLOPPY BOOBS. YOU CAN HOLD AN ENTIRE CASE OF PENCILS UNDER THOSE.

I see mother Hilton is posting negative comments about Sophie.

Not sure why all the bitterness- maybe because she unloaded the fat midget on to Paris the neighborhood slut, and you are upset about it?

she is so charming.I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named " Searching Millionaire dot com".. Many men winked at her there.

She has great boobs, just no support. Yes gentlemen, those are REAL TITS, get used to them, because none of you fags will get the joy (?) of big plastic tits.

The tits ARE a little... well something I'd have to overlook. Did this chick shoot out a kid or something? God I hope not.

whatever, her boobs are perfect and natural..id like to see any of you get a chick thats a fraction of this chicks hotness...but shes prolly got a sh*tty attitude anyways

why is she standing like that???? it's so annoying.

she does look very chipmunk-ish...

Yes, i think her breasts look natural which is a nice change. A user cocy her photos and place on her profile on a H daitng site ~~~~~ stdpal.com~~~~~ to attract more attentions

You are beautiful. Seems saw you before. Did you ever posted your

profile to a celebrity and millioniare dating site called

myrichmatch.com? I just saw your profile yesterday on that site.

@42 -- The FDA approved a drug called Gardisil which prevents cervical cancer caused by the HSV-2 virus. It's available for younger women who are not already infected.

The FDA is currently working on a variant for prevention of HSV-2 for males, as well.

Of course, it's far too late for Britney (and K-dad), Poser Paris and Lindsay Blowan and all of their multitude of partners. But maybe some deserving people will benefit from it.

You know, like the Scientologists!

Just saying ...

I heard she fond of internet recently.

Who cares about what happen in your stupid life, even if you put the video of a orgy between you, your fool ex and the shit of Paris no one will care so shut up and go shopping you little empty head..

I love how over critical most of the people on here are, she is good looking and you would have sex with her. 90% of the guys on here that are like 'she is ugglyy!' Would do her in a second if they really could in real life - which they couldnt

#63

I hope they give Kim Kardaskank and her sisters this drug.

i dont know how beji can let to sophie for paris
sophie its much beautiful and she isn´t a bitch how paris ¬¬

UGLY!!! What the fuck?