Mar 4 2008Paris Hilton pretends to be spiritual, fails

Why is she doing this? Does she have a court date coming up or something??

What's with all these dumbfucking buddahists just carrying around their cellphones out in the open like that? Selfish assholes.

fuckin' whore

Auntie, the robes don't have pockets. I bet she let him fuck her.

I guess the white dress means this fake guru gave her virginity back?

FISH GUTZ you have NO SOUL!

GO Britney!

What? You mean she has finished reading the bible to pursue other spiritual roads?

She learned to be a Shaolin monk from David Carradine

What a freakin' retard.

This girl is real crazy..

"my name is earl" is deeply spiritual. om tare tuttare ture soha.

stupid stupid whore

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! What a dumbass... the question is, did she expect to get away with it? If so: what a DUMBASS.

(Why did I keep wanting to type "dumpass"? Freudian slip?)

Oh, she just heard that there was some "missionary work" that needed to be done...

Is it wrong I want her to get bowel cancer and die a slow painfull angonizing death?

Why god why are herpes not fatal....

his name is actually "Maxie Santillan" according to TMZ and IMDB

she's definitely spiritual. i hear that she's going to start closing her legs all day sunday.

HAHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! what a douche!

Ain't she pretty, she looks just like an Angel.

Paris is such an idiot, I just can't believe this stunt she is trying to pull.

What a shameless hussy. She obviously has no soul and is just a walking dead thing.

Alright, I think she's a mega-retard! Bet she tastes real good though! Yeah, I'd hit it!

Ha ha, that's classic. Dude's thinking "Check out my fucking book- Yeah, she's THAT spiritual!"

Fishnets=Mega Spirituality. I will pass on the word. Thanks Paris!

Blech.

Paris is attaching herself to spiritual people? Finally, my being an atheist pays off.

ALL ROOK SAME

#17

YOU'D HAVE BETTER LUCK MATING A ZEBRA AND A DWARF THAN GETTING PARIS TO KEEP HER LEGS CLOSED FOR 24 HOURS

that girl is a dumbass

If the cellphone didn't give it away, his shiny black shoes sure as hell should have...Then again, probably not.

Keeping teasing Karma Paris, I double goat fucking dog dare you (I know, a slight breach of etiquette).

She's not smart enough to come up with that idea on her own.

i know he's dead and all but Jerry Garcia looks like he's lost a lot of weight in this photo.

I do not like Paris but I like her textured stockings. My lover has a nylons fettish and loves textured nylons.

Check out the last two frames...WTF? Is even Ranger Rick putting her on the cover now?

That's like $2500 of camera that kid's holding.

#32
I thought it was (a decent looking) Kirsten Dunst . This is why I get into trouble at the teen clubs. Ranger Rick reference...snicker, snort, chortle.

Fishnets with an Easter dress... the mark of a true whore.

Paris is looking true love online now? A good news for your guys? I saw her profile on "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. c o m" last week.

The man in the picture is a shaman descendant from a long list of ancient Nepalanese socerers. He goes by the name Sensei Ghengis Green and has helped tens of actors to become more enlightened through the use of money letting.

He lives two blocks north of Hollywood Boulevard, against a brick wall, in a vacant lot with his secretary -- Charlie Chaplin guy from The Chinese Theater.

You can meet him each, and every thursday evening at the homeless mission on Western Avenue, underneath the schizophrenics' booth.

sorcerers*

Watch YouTube this week to see if Master Po doesn't come out with a "I'm fucking Paris Hilton" video.

I like how he's carrying his book perfectly so you can see his face on the cover.

***He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.***

I think what gave it away for me was the $200 spit-polished black oxfords and the iPhone that he wasn't a real monk. Tony Shaloub is more of a real monk than this guy, frankly. David Carradine, too. Yun-Fat Chow.... eh... not so much.

#40 -- No, Vince, those shoes aren't 'Oxfords'. Sensei's left leg is five inches shorter than his right. That's a state funded prescription stack.

His right foot is bare.

@33 I think that kid is a cub reporter for Boy's Life not Ranger Rick. He's working toward a merit badge in photography and douchebag calling. He's almost got the call down "pariswantapeekshur pariswantapeekshur."

PS, teasing karma, spot on! I liked the bonus nod to A Christmas Story too, very good.

WTC!! Why did this get moved to the top?

Auntie, I think you right, but isn't there something more??

I like how she tries to use her hair to conceal the wonk.

Paris' feet? Any Winehouse's feet??? Virtually indistinguishable... look at the boney toe ridges....

31, weren't you supposed to include a link to your porn site?

This girl truly is a narcississtic sociopath. I've never prayed so hard for someone's death before - not even Gary Ridgway's.

Imagine the incredible parades in the street - we'd all get the day off from work to celebrate! - if only some good-hearted, dedicated and willing sniper would come to our aid and take this bitch and her skanky fake guru out. It certainly wouldn't be the endless mourning that went on for the likes of John Ritter or Steve Irwin. You still go 'Awww, what a shame' when you hear their names today. But Paris Hilton? No one - not even her family - would give a crap. And anyone who would mourn over her deserves their rightful place right next to her grave.

Please, snipers of America, leave the mall shoppers alone and go after this pig Paris. Do it for the children. Do it for all the animals Paris has abandoned.

This madness needs to stop.

Hey Supes, guys name is Santillan, nor Sullivan. Guys about as Irish as my left nut, which is a known English soccer-hooligan. Beats the shit out of my right nut, which just happens to be Irish as Pattie's pig. True story, hurts like hell.

I don't want to compromise my journalistic neutrality by being mean to Paris, but legend has it that every time she queefs, an angel gets his wings. Burned off. Then subsequently dies.

Also, a star in the heavens goes out.

#48. I like your style. Yet, it'd be cooler for Paris to be shot dead in a Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack ruby-esque manner.

Up close and personal; the killer being sent to jail in total commitment to what he's accomplished. A martyr -- a hero.

(Not to imply that Jack Ruby was a hero.)

There has got to be some other reason for these two to be walking together. Unless I see a quote of her saying he is her spiritual adviser then I am not buying it. Unless, he just approached her as a monk and she bought into it; now that I could see.

It's publicity whoring taken to the most bizarre level. She apparently hired herself someone who looks holy (it's too much work for her to hang around and "study" with the real ones), wears a "I'm a good girl" dress, then goes on show, walking the sidewalks. Hope the guy was paid well to have to deal with her and her phoniness all that time. rofl

true monks dont have hair... what a whore

I knew he was fake as soon as I saw that Paris didn't have any goats with her.

He's just part of her new movie "Crouching Fucktard, Hidden Herpes"

Confucious say "he who walks with Hilton, sleeps with burning penis"

Paris has gone from a simple fame whore to a totally pathetic loser trying anything for attention. She does as may weird publicity stunts as Britney Spears.

No matter how hard I try, I just can't imagine actually finding Paris even slightly attractive. Her square face is really manly,
also the shape of her eyes are really ugly.
And I've also seen some real disturbing close up pictures of her,
she looks like a tranny in those kind of pictures.

Holy shit Paris has GINORMOUS feet. What the fuck?

Yes, "Crouching Fucktard, Hidden Herpes" is a great movie. Most of the users on a Herpes dating site " positiveloving.com".

so what happened to her lesbian boyfriend from a couple weeks ago, you know, teh famous one?

hello babe...

yes... you almost look positively angelic...

...unfortunately
...that boat
...seems to have [we cant even be bothered to finish]

Stupid spoiled whore

she is such a fucking idiot ......

The girl is gorgeous. seems saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like myrichmatch.com or something. But don't know if it is her.

The fishnet stockings are higly spiritual

Check out how small that paparazzi kid is.

/epic fail

TMZ, showed her doing what the actor said, she removed her necklace and gave it to the next table, cause the guy said to do so. Not sure how the hamster in her wheel works, but she needs to go to the pet shop to get a new one.