Mar 14 2008Paris Hilton and Benji Madden's rings aren't a hoax

She is so gorgeous. But I am very cucious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named "meetingwealthy.com".. What is she looking for there?

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CONDOM MAN RECOMMENDS ALL READERS OF PARIS HILTON NEWS TO BE TESTED FOR GONORRHEA AND THE CLAP

One does not slip easily into Paris. It's meaty gates are guarded by more than mere herpes. There is an evil there that does not sleep, and the Wonky Eye is ever watchful.

It is a cursed place where the very air you breathe is a sulphurous plume. Not with a thousand men could you part these beef curtains and live. It is folly.

How much do you have to pay for a ring that says "BM"? EVERYONE must want one. :P

BM? Seriously?

I mean, come on. BM?

Is anyone awake here?

Wawawawawawat do you want asshole?

That is so lame. I can't wait until they start wearing matching outfits and finishing each other's sentences. Then the merging of two douchebags into one megadouche will be complete.

Nyuck nyuck...

God damn America.

I think she's sexy. I heard that she went online to meet her rich match at www....oh fuck it, I am such a loser.

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http://carahurley.blogspot.com

Check HER out.

I am cucious too..

And be careful, it may be contageous..

@1 What is she looking for there? Oh, I KNOW! What a mystery!!

why does that crack me up so much??

Seriously I need to end my Friday with something better than Paris and her shit ring ... there has gotta be a better bit of something out there ...

I'm sure there is another knocked up celebrity somewhere ... anywhere ... anything ... please ...

They look like a very nice young couple...for me to poop on!

"cucious"

Geez, Jimbo, if you needed money you should have asked, I would have helped you out. You don't have to moonlight for these internet dating/virus sites.

@12 Fucking hell, Cara stop posting for your own fucking blog you sad sack. Teach your doll collection to write you, don't bother everyone here.

@17 You so funny mike. I hate to hurt your feeling, well not really, but I make more in a week than you make all month at your lowly admin job for the city..

Mike=Goat fucker=loser

*cue mom joke from mike*

Listen Bunsmiths, Ript didn't write that shit. Some maniacal fucking asshole with a pathological desire to rule a giant ant farm - the world's largest - growing out of his anus - did.
A strong but unloved baby, it survived by feeding off the hatred of his parents and the insects that swarmed his filthy hole in the floor where he was left to dwell. It grew, this sexually ambiguous young Trolling, having stored the manifest energies of perversion and discord from his family's disgust towards his pathetic existence. It grew and grew and did not stop growing. Greedily, it hobbled unnoticed amidst the environs of men, absorbing every profanity and disfiguration selfishly calling deformity and disease his art. Despising procreation for wasted energy, he devoured his own genitalia.
And then when he learned nothing and saw only shadows, he sequestered himself back in his hole and became...the worst Asshole on the Cyberplane...the Troll of Ript.
Like an eternal maggot that has eaten his host to dust, the repulsive worm (I) vanishes in the indignities of his own sorrow, shame, and ignorance. But lies in stasis...awaiting new flesh to devour...pungence...

Mike, if you jumped off a bridge, would Deacon Jones jump off too? I sure hope so.

@12 Hey Cara do you put out? If I become a friend on your Myspace page will you have sex with me?

she is wayyyy doable.
Stupid, but doable,

I kind of like her dress...

@22 I don't think deacon would jump. He is at a party with Steve-O and the rest of the Jackass group.

It's great to see Paris moving foward with her life and surrounding herself with a positive influence in Benji Madden. I knew from the start the rings were real and for those who thought otherwise, think again!

My best wishes go out to both of them.

"so Benji Madden is not only an idiot for sticking his midget wang in Paris' death crotch"

QUOTE OF THE DAY!

I LOVE THAT DRESS!!!

anyone have any info on it?

@19 - the week after the crack addicts get their gov't checks is always a busy week for you, isn't it?

Really, Jimbo? That's impressive. You should post your profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named "vulamoundmingle.co m"...I heard there are lots of wealthy bicucious people there.

@31 But have you found any that like goats too? It sounds like you spend a lot of time out there. What is the problem? Your wife will not have sex with you since she found out you were doing the goat?

Good for them! They're a nice, compatible couple, I think. She gives ATM. And so does he. Definitely will need a nice bowl of mints near the bed...

No, Jimbo, it's not that. I made the mistake of showing her that picture you sent me, the one with you...well, you know. She did this silent scream, and I heard a series of tiny squeaking noises and the next thing I knew, every one of her orifices had instinctively closed. So yeah, no sex. It's been pretty baaaaaaad.

So Paris Hilton likes Bowel Movements...

I think we all enjoy a good bowel movement now and again, I wouldn't go so far as to get a ring announcing how much I truely loved Bowel Movements. But Hey rich people IS crazy like that sometimes folks.

Oh wait...your saying that BM actually stands for Benji Madden?

Well, Benji Madden, Bowel Movement...there isn't a huge difference there I guess.

So Paris Hilton likes Bowel Movements...

I think we all enjoy a good bowel movement now and again, I wouldn't go so far as to get a ring announcing how much I truely loved Bowel Movements. But Hey rich people IS crazy like that sometimes folks.

Oh wait...your saying that BM actually stands for Benji Madden?

Well, Benji Madden, Bowel Movement...there isn't a huge difference there I guess.

the bowel movement comment has the runs

Mike, you mean the one of me taking the picture of you humping the goat? That is the only picture I remember sending you..

Damn annoying website

And Mike, is "baaaaaaad" something you got from your goat??

Yes, "baaaaaaad" would be the goat joke part. Thank you.

So where do you find the bigger pussy? Inside Benji Madden's skin, or between Paris Hilton's legs?

TA-DUM DUM!

THANK YOU.

I'll be here all week.

@41 Your welcome Mike and tell your wife I will see her tomorrow at usual place..

Jimbo, she said she doesn't want to meet you at a men-only gym anymore. Something about your face looking like a glazed donut. Me, I don't judge.

ROFLMMFAOWYMW about Jabber Jaw.

While you have him on the phone, ask him to bring the guy that starts every sentence with "ABABABABABABAB".

They call him Jabber-Jabber-Jabber,
Jabber-Jabber-Jabber Jaw.

I saw shark with Curly's voice on webhitsforchinesedouche.com. What he doing there? I am very curious.

you know, I really think Bowel Movement and Preparation H make for a nice combo....

Hey, nice!
I dunno if it's the outfit, or new skin treatment, but she is looking clean.
She shave off a few pounds since January?

i really hate these two together. esp. since nicole richie has a baby w/ benjis twin brother. theyre annoying.

"One does not slip easily into Paris. It's meaty gates are guarded by more than mere herpes. There is an evil there that does not sleep, and the Wonky Eye is ever watchful."

best comment EVER!

cute dress, too bad it appears to be vomiting something foul out of every orifice.

"One does not slip easily into Paris. It's meaty gates are guarded by more than mere herpes. There is an evil there that does not sleep, and the Wonky Eye is ever watchful. It is a cursed place where the very air you breathe is a sulphurous plume. Not with a thousand men could you part these beef curtains and live. It is folly."

I must agree - this *IS* one of the best comments ever. =D

Have to say, I love the dress. She looks really good here.

Paris looks damn hot. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e. co m" last week. It seems she is seeking true love online now.

@1. She's looking for that special Mac truck interested in romance. It's the only thing left that is big enough to rub her clit. Will she find love there?

P.S. Just to stir up trouble. I just got finished watching Cnn 360. Obama "claims" he was absent the times the pastor made those comments. He was also "unaware" his spiritual leader felt that way. Does he actually think Americans are that gullible? Twenty years as his pastor, and he didn't have a clue? Sad to say, but McCain looks pretty damn good right now. Thoughts?

I looked into this, and while I don't care what PETA says, I did talk to the folks who make Animal Cops on Animal Planet.
They said feeding BM to a shark would be akin to dosing the neighbor's dog
with transmission fluid, a 3rd degree felony.

Best not.

it's just like a joke, their love z like a play and no one of t hem r careful about it, is she just a play girl ?
it's said that once she had added a very hot vid to the lesbian dating site named PinkMingle.com, is it true ? and someone has saw it there , ..

Hows this: Everyone vote for the candidate who's most likely to get our asses out of Iraq and keep us out. Do you know what it's like to have rockets shot at you on a regular basis? IED's hidden all over the roads. Imagine going to the grocery store with your family knowing your vehicle could blow the fuck up at any given second. Believe me, it's nerve wrecking...at best.

you're all fags

Can't Paris just OD or kill someone drunk driving and end this charade?

Prais Hilton is a hoax

I love that dress!

no idea what to say...

..living on borrowed time ?

Notice how she' suddenly not wearing pink anymore and just wears black? Only a fucking poser would change her wardrobe to suit the boyfriend she's got on her arm. What a fucking dumb bitch.

She actually looks hot here. What the fuck? Shaking my worldview.

paris hilton ?? I just found some of her photos on another tall men seeking fun site seekingtall.com, but my question is what she is doing with such a service. She wanna a rich/tall man for ...?? terrible..

Bunsmiths beautiful woman, you are making a great thing! did you joined sugarmatchmaker.com, a site for rich men to date sexy women? I just found many people here keep talking it these days! I need the answer from you!

hey what dress is she wearing? its fantastic

hey what dress is she wearing? its fantastic

BM. Ha ha ha ha. Paris is wearing a ring with "BM" on it. Does she realize that is mostly interpreted as "Bowel Movement"?

Oh!So beautiful!I like her very much.She is on "SeekingRich.com",too.Maybe she want to make more friends on that website.If you are single now,or you want to know more cute girls or handsome,rich men,you must come to "SeekingRich.com".Of course,it is true!

okay, so, really? nobody's gonna make a comment on the fact that the girl is wearing "BM" on her hand? seriously....?

75... what would be the point ?

everybody heard apparently

bitchin dress,reminds me of some good blotter doses i used to get back in the day

Wow, I love that dress. she looks cute