Mar 11 2008Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are perpetual idiots

PENIS HURTS HAHA

:)

haha what idiots

Oh, and by the way - Yes. It is 12:19, I am here in my apt. alone and I am on this site.

I'm old, I'm high, I'm single and desperate and I'll never have kids because no one wants to fuck me. There, you happy? For fuckssake man, it's whatever you want to call it.

Now that we're past that...
Does this chick actually have the last name Loose? Who the fuck is she? Ah well, no reason necessary for showing tits, I suppose.

How does she talk ANY boy into doing anything with her? I realise Benji is retarded, but yikes! doesn't he have people that are supposed to be looking out for him?

again she is a stupid stupid whore and I don't know how she got out of mr.slave's ass

fish man:

please add the graphics-intensive advertising from a few more sponsors. This way our computers can be rendered completely useless.

that's cute...I want a ring that says, "SF" for superficial!!!

hawt...

she's really working it. I see a guest spot on Dora Explorer in her not-to-distant future.

Damn girl I pity you. Try drinking. It's really unhealthy but at least it numbs the pain - at least until you sober up. Don't you have any relatives. Would moving back home to your parents work for you?
You sound like someone that needs a friend or extensive psychotherapy.
Why are you telling us this shit. Some of us come here for fun and do not needs to here this shit. (Never understand white folks airing out they dirty laundry in front of everybody and shit)

Um........... they're public whores.

@2 Dominic, are you fucking kidding me?

That's bottomline retarded. Doing crap like this should end in pre-school!
And seriously though...we lose people like Freddie Mercury, Hendrix, and Ledger, and people like Paris, fucking emo-Good Charlotte, and Britney continue populating the earth and having more money than many of the hardest-working people and while there are kids in Africa dying from AIDS almost every second? Wow... there's no God. There's only Satan! And he's laughing at us right now!
*starts walking away towards the Church of Scientology (...that's devil worship, right?*

i believe it is only a matter of time before a baby pops out of that herpes infected cooch.

lol @ bowel movement & penis hurts

ript, ignore the trolls. you've apparently pissed off mike or some other asshole that thinks this site is for hooking up.

What does "OMGYWIH" mean?

Oh
My
God
Your
With

What the fuck does IH mean!?

Someone help me out with pic 3. Are these brother douchefuckers heebs or micks? I'll need this information for future racially charged comments, thanks.

#17: I am assuming it means "Oh my god your wang is huge" because the fish guy likes lame jokes.

ugh, has anyone actually thought that Good Charlotte was punk aside from pissy 12 year olds?

18... apparently they think they are Jake & Elmore which makes them ... black? i dunno.

omg...penis hurts and little bowel movement.

rotflmao....that's the best fish post in a long time.

Ahh fer christ sakes you had to show the photo of those two talentless fucks together, dressed up like the clown-shoe posers they are? Give it up you hacks.. nobody other than junior high kids believes that act anymore anyway..

Good Charlotte is punk in the same world that Paris is a virgin...not this one.

Such an attention grabbing duo, totally pathetic. I'd like to see them both in a car crash that ends up Princess Diana style.

This is such bullshit; I bet this is all some publicity stunt for a new show or something; possibly that lame ass Ashton Kutcher show thats in the works...where he punks the media & the public. Anyways, "PH" stands for Preparation H, or maybe Penis Herpes or something to that affect. Overall though, I'm just not even buying it that these 2 are together....then again, I don't even care....baahhh, what the hell am I even doing on here then??? Does it mean I care? Noooooo. Okay, I'm just bored, so there. Thats better

A little something from me, to you:

Joel and Benji Madden, yeah, they're 5'5'' tall.

Killer clothes, boyees! Neckties -- so 'kewl!'

superficial writer's ring should say OMGSHGD... oh my god superficial has gone downhill... seriously dude, where is the original writer? and if you are indeed the same writer from a year ago, did your witty remarks and smart commentary abandon you last year because you decided penis jokes were more in this season?

as a loyal reader for several years i find this site has made the switch from actually covering celebrity news with clever quips to covering whatever will get site traffic and adding a few comments on how every woman with big tits wants to lick your balls and worship your dong.

so sad. please direct me to a less commercial site with the classic superficial style jokes.

Prick Hole = PH

hah, my guess was "oh my god you wish it hurt."

HAR! Love the BM and PH joke.

#28....fucker...hey douche, let's see you make funnier comments. Seriously. It's a challenge. If you shrink away from it, we'll all know you're pathetic. So go ahead, we'll look for your hilarious commentary.

Oh....you're not funny? that's what I thought.

17-
I think your a little bit off:
Oh
My
God
YES
WHIP
IT
HARD

:-)

is this another joke for ashton kutcher's new show? this has gone on long enough!!

PH= PERPETUAL HERPES

SAY HELLO TO A LIFETIME OF VALTREX !!!!!

its another Kutcher fake story, you hose. look at the way he's holding his hand to make the ring obvious. not even a douche bag like him really walks with his hand tilted like that. and I know Paris is always over the top, but give me a break when has she ever said a single thing publically about any of her fucks?
Kutcher 2
Superfish 0

She is so gorgeous. But I am very curious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named

" Celeb Mingle com".. What is she looking for there?

these two have been together for all of 3 days. give me a break with the fucking initial rings. i think kids in elementary school do that, which actually makes sense here.

Bowel Movement

#35

you sound like an idiot. kutcher isn't masterminding everything in the world. 'oh that's ashton pranking you"....i suppose you believe in god too. moron.

Too bad she doesn't wear a ring to remind her to let her dogs out of the closet. Benji doesn't want out of the closet.

Oh My God Yodel While It Hums.

#31... you probably came across this site in the past few months while searching for "Spencer Pratt's anal discharge" so I understand why you find this shit funny... you, my friend, are the douche.

Not once did I say that I was hilarious or the master of witty banter... but FYI anyone could make the connection between BM and bowel movement and clearly, as more than a few people in this comments section have shown, everyone can come up with something for PH to mean in regards to Paris Hilton.

I have read the superficial for years and yes, I admit, occassionally I still do get a laugh or two. HOWEVER, as I stated in my previous post, the site used to be a lot funnier with a lot less "My penis is huge! Supermodels clamor to get close to it! Paris Hilton sucks ZING!"

No Idea if they are real or not, but I want one of those rings! =)

PS- I can almost 110% guarantee that OMGYWIH means

OH
MY
GOD
YOUR
WANG
IS
HUGE

Wow! Another cleverly conjured up reference to the writers penis... shocker.

Fucker has a good point. The Fish is starting to float at the top of the tank. Somebody needs to change the water or we'll be flushing Fish down the toilet real soon. I wonder if he'll donate his abs of steel and liver to science?

isn't paris just doing all this b/c she's jealous nicole richie got all that attention with the other madden and their new baby? i think so. what a pathetic loser.

She'll be back to tomboys by next week.

Head shots do not seem to agree with her - but she is really hot from a distance in grainy video.

nicole and joe
paris and benji
awww, twins!

bm = bowel movement

OH MY GOD YOUR WANG IS HUGE!!!!!

Pairs looks damn hot. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It seems she is dating online now.

20 bucks says she's gearing up for BM to knock her up. i could smell her plot a mile away when i learned she was dating mr. nicole richie. then, they can be like "sisters!" *high-pitched squealing* with matching mini maddens.

excuse me, that should read "the twin brother of mr. nicole richie".

prove me wrong.

"i suppose you believe in god too. moron"

Yeah... that sure makes people idiots. I guess Einstein was an idiot too.

In closing: shutup teenager.

OMG. Penis hurts, way too funny.

I can't believe how many times I looked a pictures of the damn ring and never thought B. M.

It brings back traumatic memories of my mom asking, "did you have a BM today?" which may be why I blocked it out.

I found her at one big site, it seems that is celeb mingle . com Sorry. I forget the username.
I will check if this is true. I will tell you the results soon.

I, for one, thought it was funny.

Oh
My
God
Your
Winkie
Is
Huge

??

I can't believe I'm concerned with this... :o)
canuck

Ok.

So I just noticed that everyone else on here called it a "Wang".
And then I called it a "Winkie".

I like to think of this as my childish charm, also known as my completely retarded inclination to being a walking cartoon.

I think this post was hilarious (but I'm a cartoon, so what do I know?).

:)
canuck

What boggles my mind is that this ass clown left a smokin piece of ass like Sophie Monk for the puddle of aids known as paris hilton! *brain hurts a lot*

Wow, thanks guys.

That's totally the first I've asked a question and been answered. You have totally restored my faith in humanity!@!!

OMGILAYG!

Ok. So these guys are pretty smart...or something. They're in some band that doesn't make music anymore and managed to latch on to idiot baby makers worth tons in alimony checks.

K.Fed, you have taught them well.

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Paris is in love and the whole world rejoices

Paris is a jealous bitch! She sees nicole happy with a baby and a man who is sticking by her, so ofcourse she has to date his twin because she is pathetic. I am sad for Benji that he can't see her for what she is... a skank wit cash

OMFG PENIS HURTS... THAT IS GREAT.