Mar 12 2008Owen Wilson to Jennifer Aniston: Kate who?

Hey! Guys! Your dog is facing the wrong way!

Sucks for Kate. Didn't she just go up to see him for that movie too? Ah well....

I bet that gigantic watch strategically covers Owen's slice.

She's pretty. They seem like they would be a good couple. Funny...after Brad, she tends to like guys that aren't too pretty.

Funny thing about girls, I find that a lot of girls (at least my friends) don't like to be with guys that are TOO good looking because they're afraid that the guy will cheat on her. Brad = exhibit #1.

cute couple, but I think she has a man.

If true, Aniston has to be the shallowest, lamest woman on the planet. I mean what kind of douche thinks that the love of your life is whomever happens to be co-starring in your latest flick? Hope they never cast her in Black Beauty or a Jurassic Park re-make.

I think Owen and George would make a great couple. What? I'm just sayin'.

Notice these pictures aren't candid, they seem to have been taken during shooting for the film.

She is TOTALLY checking out his wrist! Move the watch Owen, Move the watch!

Desperation is setting in. She's got land somebody before her transformation into Dustin Hoffman is complete.

She was not my immediate Friends girl. Mine was Phoebe. All those crazy outburst, you know that would have made for some awesome orgasmic sex... Couldn't leave someone like that alone with the kids though...

They both have clay noses; his, a perfect replica of the male genitalia; hers, a smashed elephant-garlic bulb. How appropros is this pairing!

@#1 that is hilarious!

to #6 Axle what kind of douche thinks that the love of your life is whomever happens to be co-starring in your latest flick? ...................ugh, Brad Pitt?

I don't buy this story. Besides, I think he would be better suited for Paris Hilton. You know, with his dick-nose and her dick-knee, they would make the most beautiful dick-kids..

I like Owen. And Jen for that matter. And the dog. And they are just filming a movie. Lets move on please.

That lucky sonofabitch.......

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Imagine the conversations?

Jen: I was just so heartbroken.
Owen: Me, too.
Jen: I wanted to die.
Owen: Me, too. I tried.
Jen: Oh, well, yeah, I didn't actually really want to die... I mean...I'm Jennifer Aniston and you have a dick on your nose....so it's a little different.

i think they would make a great couple, but i doubt they are dating. probably just bonding over the bong.
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Meh I think they make a good couple and this would be a good thing.

#1. Owen needs to screw over Kate Hudson. Jennifer Anniston needs to screw over Vince Vaughn, not because he did anything to her (like drive her to suicide by providing and then quickly depriving her of a sumptuous ass) but, more because he's Vince Vaughn.

#2. These two people have had a very humiliating highly publicized personal crisis, so they will get each other. Awww... vomit.

#3. Jennifer Anniston needs to be with someone at her own level. "Penis nose decent body man" meet "weird face hot body lady".

#4. Owen was the Angelina at one point, except thankfully it didn't end in a baby collecting obsession. So in strange way Jen would get a healthy glimpse of the other side and that might bring complete closure. She says she's WAY over it but, until she finds a man to have a family with she won't have complete closure.

Honestly I want Jen to remarry and find a suitable man. Not because I like her because I don't (she should have kept it classy and kept her mouth shut like Nicole Kidman did when Tom left her for horse face because look where Tom is now he's the laughing stock of batshit crazy land and that's no coincidence his good guy image was ruined when he left Nicole and then people started digging for dirt to bring the midget down). But, I digress crazy scientology boy has a way of leading off topic; I could make fun of that tool for days. Now back to Dustin face, the reason I want her to remarry is because then people might finally shut up about the whole Brangelina thing both parties can have pathetic Hollywood marriages and it will finally be over. Is that too optimistic?

Oh, and by the way - Yes. It is 12:19, I am here in my apt. alone and I am on this site.

I'm old, I'm high, I'm single and desperate and I'll never have kids because no one wants to fuck me. There, you happy? For fuckssake man, it's whatever you want to call it.

Now that we're past that...
Does this chick actually have the last name Loose? Who the fuck is she? Ah well, no reason necessary for showing tits, I suppose.

20--you put entirely too much thought into that.

candyass, next time, kindly condense.

Fantastic,
Both these pathetic individuals can cry on each others' shoulders.

Anything would be better than Vince Vaughn. I fail to see his appeal.

I like them together -- cute, funny and not all full of themselves like Brad and Ang.

Doing bong hits with these two would be a blast. Uncontrollable laughter followed by delicious pizza.

As for Owen's nose -- yeah, it looks like a dick, but he's workin' it. Takes a lot of cojones to plan a male model with that.

And maybe his penis looks like a nose, so it all balances out.

This will probably make you smile.

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Check it out.

The dog can act better than either of them.

Butterscotch bandit's nose is what gets the ladies.

He is my favorite. I saw his profile on millionaire personals site "WealthyRomance.com" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

The BS is in it to trim it, and that is it. The dude will never settle down. He just wants the punta. And will tag it whenver the ladies give it up.

He owes his career to blowing Ben Stiller one darkand steamy summer night.....not that I was there or anything........

I knew someone would say that but, really your comment reflects poorly on you because it suggests that it would take YOU a lot of time, effort and thought to write that. It took me 5 minutes and it was all based on gut reaction, it’s a relaxing hobby of mine to mock celebrities. I was talking on the phone about finances while I wrote it. It’s called being a GENIUS, ho.

31. Your teen lingo is astounding!!

I wonder if they've made each other a mixed tape yet..

That was for #22.

Um...dude, this is on the set of 'Marly & Me". The two of them are in a movie together. You can even see the bounce board in the photo where he's holding the dog's leash off camera.

HOMEWORK.

Aww, I think she's beautiful. Leave her alone and let the girl make a movie already! She's not hurting you...and neither is he. Anyone who would make fun of someone who's had a tough time is one major a-hole.

And to the idiot who said falling for costars is bad - don't you know Jolie's rep is ALWAYS EVERY SINGLE TIME doing or at least trying to do her costar? (Only sometimes those damn pesky wives get in the way by grabbing the phone and screaming "I'm gonna kill you jolie!" She's chicken-shit, so she hangs up...) Her serial fock record is on the net, check it out, stupid.

Aniston is slumming again...

Kate Moss = Very High Maintenence - self absorbed bitch
Jennifer Aniston = Lesser High Maintenence - self absorbed yet friendly bitch
Can't get those pictures of that cute ass on Kate Moss out of my mind though.

#35

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

GOD, LET THEM BE STERILE. BETWEEN HER CHIN AND HIS NOSE THAT KID IS GOING TO COME OUT LOOKING LIKE MAYIM BIALIK

#31 - That is a cool way of talking. What does BS mean?

#27 Cara, go away. Leave this site, don't spam for your own blog. You are boring.

Jen looks really nice. Brad was mad to give her up for Angelina. I bet he's kicking himself now that the mother of his children considers her own child, and his, to be second to the poor 'suffering' adoptees.

26 - Your last sentence - thanks for the huge laugh!

* Trying to imagine what that would look like.... *

I think Jennifer's bangs look absolutely amazing. She is 1000 times prettier than Angelina.

P.S. #39 - I think you mean Kate HUDSON, but it's ok, I'm a chick and I am mesmerized by her ass too.

shurr ya were, candyass. shurr ya were.

#42 BS means "Butterscotch Stallion"

I'm sorry, but there's no way I could kiss him with that giant proboscus on his face. Just. Plain. Gross. I have no idea why women find him attractive.

She's obviously had a little work done on her face.

GOD, JEN LOOKS CUTE HERE. LOOK AT THAT SWEET FACE. WHAT A DOLL. OWEN IS ONE LUCKY GUY!

The giant nose and too-close-together eyes look is reminiscent of a mosquito, no?

owen is still crazy. the fact that women still want to bang him proves that they are crazier than men.

I can't believe they chose those two dirtbags to star in a movie adaptation of one of my favorite books!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE FILMING A MOVIE IDIOT'S MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Lauren #2: You are correct that it would suck for Kate if it was true. But it's not true. We're talking Star magazine here, alright? To believe anything they print is tantamount to having *&^% for brains.

Sorry, not trying to insult you, but it's a wake-up call to people who read this stuff to take it with a grain of salt. The only reason why bloggers such as "The Superficial" print the stuff they know to be untrue is to simply get hits to their websites and increase revenues from their blogads. Whether something is true or not is irrelevant to them. The more controversy the more money.

Wow, Candy ass is a little desperate and maybe takes these postings a little too seriously. You are the one of those people that stalks these celebrities and sends them fan mail. Time to go back on the meds and relax. Some actual human friends might help. You are very scary.

Good luck to them both and if they make it as a twosome FANTASTIC if they don't so what they are mega stars and can take their pick from MILLIONS of good looking people who will do anything to be with them.

Walkin' the dog... You're doing it wrong!

She's trying to dress like Kate Hudson. "Let's raid Goldie Hawn's wardrobe, then visit Willy Wonka and do the reverse of the incredible shrinking machine and blow up these clothes into 10x its size and let them drape off our bodies". That hobo-look.

is the day ever going to come when people realize these couples are conveniently linked at the time their movie is being made only to attract movie goers??? c'mon people we are smarter than that .... it is all agents and contacts done to make $$$$$$

What the hell as she done to her face. If you go to the right sites you will find who the real jen is. Believe me she ain't gonna be friends with you. She's a high maintenence neurotic self absorbed bitch. Not to mention has a very well known coke habit. Apart from lisa kudrow all friend's cast are assholes in real life. C cox abuses the help and has david's balls in a jar and matt le blanc is just an ass. Schwimmer and perry are just full of themselves. As for jen, adam duritz and tate donovan have very low opinions of miss aniston and they were her fiance and boyfriend for a number of years.