Mar 3 2008Mick Jagger wanted dead by Hells Angels

I got a brother who said he saw you on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called BillionaireFriends.c om. Is that you?

who's the tranny?

FISH -Head SUKS!

GO BRITNEY!

Some years ago Mick collapsed backstage & had his stomach pumped of some 2 gallons of spuz. My guess it came from Lurch the Arm Candy at his side.

Haha!!! Spencer Pratt...

HEY ANGELS!!! Heidi Montag called you all PUSSIES as well!!! GET HER!!

Nice one Fish, I like the save at the end. I'm thinking, dumbass is pissing off the Angels!...No wait, whew. Of course, now you have Hunter Thompson waiting patiently in the afterlife to come kick your wussy ass.

The Hells Angels wanted wanted to assassinate Mick Jagger?

Isn't that a little excessive. Mick Jagger's like a tiny, harmless woman.

Which would explain the entire plot. Jagger refused to ride 'bitch' on the Head of the Sacremento chapter of The Hells Angels, Larry 'Knuckles' Volmer's, chopper after only one ride. Seems ol' Knuckles was a little too 'handsy'. And rarely bathed.

tight lipped smiler...

That is just a stupid urban myth.

2 gallons of spuz! Do you know how many guys or superfish-heads it would take to spew that much "spuz?'

U R AN IDIOT!

I think the term "butter face" was invented specifically to describe Mick Jagger. On top of that, at his height, he still had the body of a girl. "Petite" & "man" should never be used in the same sentence.

PS, I'm pleased to see that Mick is finally dating someone age and gender(?) appropriate. @4 You're a dumbass, wasn't that myth really about Rod Stewart?

What's he doing with Cher from the 70's??

#2----
her name is L'Wren. Yeah, L'Wren. What ever on the jackass name. Basically, she is a brunette Jerry Hall look alike.
With an asshat name.

Uh oh...something is happening with the comments again...

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed...

Those pictures remind me of Friday night. Even with all the estrogen treatments, the tranny was able to stay in me much longer than the elderly guy.

I just read this about the Iranian president's visit to Iraq:
"The United States has accused Iran of supporting some insurgent groups in Iraq, including supplying explosively-formed penetrators, the deadliest and most sophisticated type of roadside bomb."

Explosively-formed penetrator. I believe I have a new nickname for Frist's favorite lollypop.

I do not think that's Cher. I believe that's the lead singer from Dead or Alive and I must say he's aging very well.

Damn, you stab and stomp one guy to death at a concert, and all of a sudden, you're not good enough to work security. Our people at Gitmo stomp more people to death before 9 am than most people do all day. Not sure where I'm going with this...

Oh, yeah, Mick Jagger is now, and has always been, unattractive. I hope he thanks whatever god he prays/sacrifices to every day for his money and fame, because otherwise, he would not be getting top-shelf booty like he is now. From women or men.

Damn, you stab and stomp one guy to death at a concert, and all of a sudden, you're not good enough to work security. Our people at Gitmo stomp more people to death before 9 am than most people do all day. Not sure where I'm going with this...

Oh, yeah, Mick Jagger is now, and has always been, unattractive. I hope he thanks whatever god he prays/sacrifices to every day for his money and fame, because otherwise, he would not be getting top-shelf booty like he is now. From women or men.

Uhhh ... Yeah .... this was news some 35 freaking years ago sub....
= not news today.
I'm just glad Keith Richards is still alive - it gives me hope for my OWN future

Sorry for the double post. Please don't send the Hell's Angels after me. I don't need that kind of shit on a Monday.

Goddammit, Superfish, fix your fucking comments already.

Mick, we are still pissed and we never forget.

I don't have a nickname for my favorite lollypop, it is just called a butt plug.

That tampon joke wouldn't be as funny if the H.A got a hold of you and started beating your ass I bet. Internet pussies for the win!

I bet she fists him while "Under My Thumb" is playing.

I'm sure his junk is beginning to look like an old sausage casing with half of the meat gone...

I never realized that The Hells Angels have a cyber-division. Strange.

Child porno -- right, fellas?!

Wow there's an actual Hell's Angel on the site (#25)!

Well, actually just a Hell's Angels' bitch.

#17, that was funny, but actually I think I've seen a recent picture of that guy and NO HE IS NOT!!

#20, heh heh me too..

Everyone who rides a Harley is required to wax his vagina before riding.

WTF.

Me big CAVEMAN. Me have SMALL DICK!!!! Me ride HOG so that people SEE ME!

Yes world, I am somebody!!! Please pay attention to me and my furry back and my 2 inch cock.

Fucking douchebag biker assholes.

Since Mick Jagger can't bed Bowie anymore, he moved up to Cher impersonators. The least that tranny could do is get itself some fakies. I mean, try to sell it.

I just started prospecting with a local Angels club here in my town. I'm not really into motorcycles, but the clubhouse has free WiFi.

thats a big bitch

@12 - L'Wren? I think that is short for LaWRENce. That thing was certainly called Larry as a child and picked on for playing with Barbie dolls until the age of, well, now.

this post reminds me, i need to find my book that i meant to read about some guy that hangs out and writes about the hells angels but i forgot the name of the book.

Wow #31...resentment much? I think you need to calm down a little. Not all bikers are dipshit assholes like most of the HA...No, I'm not scared to say it. Most of them are jerks. Greedy little bitches. I live in a county run by them. How stupid is that? God. Stupid fat white guys on a drug induced power trip. It has nothing to do with the bikes, but everything to do with their shitty "I'm so much tougher than you" attitude. One day they will all burn...and this stupid county will realize what a pathetic group of people they are to be scared of a bunch of pussies.

That concludes today's HA rant...for now.

36 - Hell's Angels: The Strange and Terrible Saga of the Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs, authored by Hunter S. Thompson.

#36

Don't bother. It's shit, just like every other piece the drugged up dead loser wrote.

#36

Don't bother. It's shit, just like every other piece the drugged up dead loser wrote.

Obviously I feel so strongly about HST's "works", I had to post my opinion twice . . . . .

Weee doen' like yer kind here in Alabamy...

"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

I heard the Hells Angels are secretly trying to kill Keith Richards with drugs, alcohol and cigarettes. So far, no luck.

Remember when Mick Jagger boinked David Bowie?

So sweet.

#43

You prove my point through the words of the dead guy. That crap was award winning? You could draw the same conclusion about Oreos.

And you should know, a gentleman never suggests ATM; he waits for the dirty slut to ask for it . . . . .

"We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled that 60's. That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "consciousness expansion" without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait for all the people who took him seriously... All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours too. What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped create... a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the Acid Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody... or at least some force - is tending the light at the end of the tunnel."

too bad 81 didnt succeed.

L'Ren? I thought he died right after creating that stupid fake religion.

He looks like he needs mothers little helper.........

So does the person who keeps cutting and pasting HST quotes.

"Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. And that, I think, was the handle - -that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back."

Keith Richards looks great as a brunette, donchathink? I just don't remember him being so tall.

is he single again?I was really surprised when I saw his profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called "Searching Millionaire dot Com ".Many fans are talking about it now.

Ha, speaking of Mick Jagger, this is absolutely hilarious - "Jagg Off" http://youtube.com/watch?v=kdqMFxDyLMI

God, that story is so epic.

Alas, the the plot of the curse-ed seamen was thwarted by the interjection of the angry god of the sea, and Sir Jagger knew no harm.

His toupe on top is more red than the rest of his hair.

Who is this wrinkly ugly ball sac with the tranny??

They look so happy. everyone just needs to leave them alone

damn. Britt, also I suggest you take off your profile on the

celebrity and millionaire dating site myrichmatch.com.

jagger who, once a star...now just old old news...81 forever

What a Fag, and I don't mean a cigarette. He is a really sick women hater. What he did to his ex, Jerry Hall, is pathetic. He is also a cheap bastard, and why does his new girlfriend look like Jerry Hall with brown hair. What is this guys problem?

He is such a Loser, he should just walk around with a giant letter "L" on this shirt.

I heard that he did a Cameo in some soft porn "B" movie in the early 80's, but it is never mentioned in any of his bios because he was on his way to becoming a nobody and nobody knew who he was in the film.

Oh, Micky, Micky you're so fine you blow my mind. Oh Micky.........

Lucky for him, he made a big come back after his short lived movie career, or he would be living in a senior trailer park now.

Time is definitely not on his side.

Are you guys sure he is English he looks more like an Irish Leprecon Elf to me.

He looks like a Filipino with a tiny pecker to me.

If he looks this bad while trying to look presentable, can you just imagine how terrible he must look in the morning without any makeup on and with stubble on his face, it must be horrifying.

That person with Mick definitely looks like a "tranny"!!!! No way that's a woman! It makes you realize all things pass, apparently--Mick can't get someone better than this?!! He certainly HAD better, but tossed them to the curb. Got what he deserves, I guess.

@#18 are you actually calling this ugly bitch "top shelf booty"? Please.
She WISHES she was a brunette Jerry Hall.

How did the Crypt Keeper get a date?

haha hes a douche.
and who the hell is that transexual???

All year I have been reading about hells angels in many states in court charged with murdering or molesting women and children. I just read about one mistrial the jury 8 guilty 4 not guilty for and angel accused of murdering 2 teenage girls. I hope they have another trail soon. The evident seemed overwhelming to me. Also they have a member going to court that had many neat folders of child porn on his laptop. I think he was headed for a big hells angels event when caught with the laptop and cocaine the news paper said. Then we had the hells angel shoot women in the back of the head in Maine get 55years then another member in Mass has 3 orders of protection from 3 different women and he is also charges with molesting a minor. Then their Paul from Arizonian another member on the run charged with murdering a mother of 6 brutally. Dan I remember 20 years ago in NY state they had another President with child sex crimes and child porn. I can remember reading about family’s father’s mothers and children murdered by this gang. I hope all the women and children are very careful around these clowns. I have read about these cases in the paper this year. I wonder how many cases I did not see. I know you can’t believe everything you read but I know I do not want to see women and children around a gang that has had this many members involved in these incidents. Considering the extremely small amount of members in that club in the USA that seems to be a very large percent. They say they look over each member carefully and you have to have what they are looking for. Hmmm is this what they are looking for?