Mar 10 2008Lisa Marie Presley sues tabloid for calling her fat
Lisa Marie Presley had to reveal her pregnancy early because a British tabloid published photos of her last week and claimed her unhealthy diet was causing severe weight gain. But, I mean, seriously an offspring of Elvis gaining weight in their later years? Would've thought? Anyway, Lisa Marie was of course pregnant unbeknownst to the The Daily Mail and is suing them for libel. The AP reports:
"It really upset her," Presley's attorney Jo Paton told The Associated Press. "She was about to announce her pregnancy and was shocked and hurt by the unkind article about her appearance."
Paton said Presley was seeking an apology and damages.
The Daily Mail said the first indication they had of Presley's complaint was when they were served with court documents.
"We are investigating the matter," the newspaper said in a statement.
I don't think Lisa Marie Presley can really sue The Daily Mail for libel because they called her fat. I call Jennifer Love Hewitt fat all the time and she's yet to sue the pants off me. Then again maybe she knows that a.) she has no case because I'm omnipotent or b.) this is another thinly-veiled attempt to have her remove my pants. No one can really know for sure. Mostly because I didn't list the answer which is c.) all of the above.
Reader Comments
1. Jenniferxx - March 10, 2008 2:29 PM
She was said to have a personal account on 'affluentmeet.com' club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.
2. mike - March 10, 2008 2:29 PM
FRIST???
Seriously, is that you?
3. sam - March 10, 2008 2:31 PM
Jesus. Tyra Banks has more attractive skid marks.
4. Alicio - March 10, 2008 2:33 PM
lmao. "The King" has a fat dumpling for a daughter who will sue you if you call her a fat dumpling, even though she really is a fat dumpling. About sums it up for the U.S.A-holes.
5. woodhorse - March 10, 2008 2:37 PM
I didn't know Elvis was pregnant when he died. I almost feel sorry for making fun of him. Almost.
Lisa needs to grow her some muttonchops if she wants to birth Baby Huey in private. That way we'll all be awaiting her next CD (not) rather than talk about how FAT FAT FAT she is. And ugly. She's fucking ugly.
6. woodhorse - March 10, 2008 2:39 PM
Oh yeah - Will Sasso does a spot-on Lisa Marie impersonation complete with a chimp as her ex-husband. The chimp isn't fat.
7. Captain-Insano - March 10, 2008 2:41 PM
So if you are pregnant, you automatically put on 85 LBS then shit out a 7 lb baby? Bullshit you talentless fat ass.
8. Kim - March 10, 2008 2:42 PM
Looks like she's been livin' at Toiletbreak Hotel.
9. FRIST!!! - March 10, 2008 2:42 PM
#2 yessss???
Isn't she a little old to be having a baby? Didn't she used to be married to Michael Jackson? Therefore, isn't she a little stupid to be having a baby??
10. adeliza - March 10, 2008 2:43 PM
She was, is, and shall forever be nothing but a spoiled brat. Elvis ruined her with his indulgences.
I have always heard she was an absolute terror of a child.
11. Jimbo - March 10, 2008 2:43 PM
Mike, that's not Frist you dolt. It looks a little like her, but not as much as Kathy Griffin.
12. Auntie Kryst - March 10, 2008 2:43 PM
I think this story is BS. She's on that new Pop Fiction show and she's just trying to pull a prank on the paps. I do respect that she really got into character with actually putting on all that weight and looking like she just had a quaalude.
PS, King, the quaalude reference was all for you!
13. JJ - March 10, 2008 2:44 PM
Jumbo is in the house.
14. Roger - March 10, 2008 2:45 PM
First!
15. Wendy - March 10, 2008 2:49 PM
Poor Elvis, he must be rolling over in his grave. How was he supposed to know that if he put a bridge up on the grounds of Graceland, his daughter was going to end up living under it?
16. Patricia - March 10, 2008 2:51 PM
Wow! This is what happens when you start in on the fried peanut butter and bananas sandwiches at an early age.
17. RichPort - March 10, 2008 2:51 PM
Isn't she already stinkin' rich? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit... what is she gonna do with an extra coupla mil? To her, that's just cheeseburger money...
18. nic - March 10, 2008 2:58 PM
#4, you are hanging out with the best of them...
oh, 18th!
19. Guy - March 10, 2008 3:03 PM
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20. redsonja1313 - March 10, 2008 3:04 PM
she may be pregnant but she is still fat .... get over it or go on a diet
21. D. Richards (Sadist.) - March 10, 2008 3:05 PM
What a dumb fucking lawsuit.
Daughter-of Elvis? You are fat! You're a cheap fat slob who's almost worth her weight in her father's fortune. Glazed donut time!
Choke-Choke-Choke-Choke-Choke!
22. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 10, 2008 3:11 PM
fatty
oh and 17, is that Royce Clayton i hear?
23. fergernauster - March 10, 2008 3:15 PM
Look to the right in the 3rd pic.
You will see the bloated, shiny profile of one Priscilla Presley.
Maniacal Scientologist that she is.
But Lisa Marie's daughter is HOT.
24. fergernauster - March 10, 2008 3:16 PM
Besides... how is it that by telling the truth, a publication can be sued?
I mean, she IS fat. That is not a lie.
25. The Laughing God - March 10, 2008 3:17 PM
My peach cobbler was so nice on Saturday. See the trick is to, make sure the peach is firm, but not too firm, soft, but not too soft, almost pre-rot, pre, not rot. Then to dice them up and mix it all together with my "special ingredients list". Shh! I am not telling you! Martha has been after that recipe for years! The glower on her face when she looked over at her husband Mathew and saw his face awash with pleasure on his first bite is the only thing that give me pleasure my old years. Mercy me! Mercy me! Oh, ho, ho...no, no I think I will cut back on the amount of marijuana in it next time.
26. havoc - March 10, 2008 3:19 PM
Christ, she's fat.......
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27. Marco - March 10, 2008 3:25 PM
FIRST!!!
28. fergernauster - March 10, 2008 3:26 PM
I like to fry my onions in pure olive oil. Virgin is absolutely BEST. Put pan on high to sear the edges; do not carmelize! But add liberal amounts of salt and freshly-ground three-variety (white, black and red) peppercorn. If you must, douse with water mid-way through to prevent burn, but let it evaporate before transferring to serving dish.
Diced garlic mixed against the translucent husks of onions is a DREAM!
An absolute must when camping outside or when the inclement weather drives you inside that rustic cabin all weekend.
29. D.Z. - March 10, 2008 3:27 PM
Hey, hey mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove
Well, I like the way you shake that thing
Watch your honey drip, I can't keep away
My nerves are shy, are burning red
Dreams of you all through my head
A child who knows that I found out
What people mean my down and out
Well, I don't know, but I've been told
That a city livin' woman ain't got no soul (no soul, no soul)
Black dog, black dog, black dog
Black dog, black dog, black dog
You ain't nothing but a black dog, cryin' all the time
You ain't nothing but a black dog, cryin' all the time
You ain't never caught a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine, black dog
30. veggi - March 10, 2008 3:29 PM
I like turtles..
31. Celebrity Family Albums - March 10, 2008 3:31 PM
She was adorable when she was born! What happened?
32. whatever - March 10, 2008 3:35 PM
There is nothing to sue over. Being pregnant is not an excuse for being a fatass. The only part that should be growing if you have a healthy lifestyle is your UTERUS. She clearly has some unhealthy habits in addition to being pregnant.
33. juniper - March 10, 2008 3:39 PM
Pregnancy doesn't mean you should become a whale. She looks obese and unhealthy. Good luck trying to convince the judge you're not fat.
31. Scientology happened.
34. morga - March 10, 2008 3:39 PM
#7 is spot on. Being preggers does not make you blimp out unless you're using it as an excuse to eat deep-fried everything.
35. Holly - March 10, 2008 3:43 PM
I'm with 7, 20, & 21. I don't get these women who get preggo and bloat up like a Coast Guard raft because they're using it as an excuse to eat uncontrollably. We're are expecting a baby due next week, and I've only gained 12lbs the whole pregnancy (I'm 5'9). It's just a belly ball...as it should be, since that's WHERE THE UTERUS IS.
Clearly, she's carrying her baby in her neck google and upper-arm fat. Her coat sleeve is about to explode. Even her earlobes look swollen. WTF? That's not pregnancy. That's fat-ass.
PS I like turtles too...
36. sharpeidude - March 10, 2008 3:50 PM
Elvis is not dead! Check in between Lisa Marie's folds and he's hiding there.
I read it on www.facialhumiliation.com
37. fergernauster - March 10, 2008 3:53 PM
Her daughter, Rumer, is HoT!
38. Veroonica - March 10, 2008 3:57 PM
She must be on the Kirsty alley diet. another scientolitard.
Fuck shamu. Check out her Mom. she looks like she had a porcelin kabuki mask sewn to her face. Leatherface would be jealous. Another one that fucked up her face, rather than accept her natural ageing, which can be a beautiful thing.
39. jrz - March 10, 2008 4:01 PM
But..........she............is.....fat.
40. uhm - March 10, 2008 4:08 PM
why does she always look like she just got out of a steam room?
41. Mikey Jackson - March 10, 2008 4:12 PM
Oh...by the way...I'm the Dad!
42. killer - March 10, 2008 4:14 PM
She's not fat. Her child is big boned.
43. tanya - March 10, 2008 4:47 PM
Forget Lisa Marie, is her mom made out of wax?
44. buttinsky - March 10, 2008 5:00 PM
Wait, did they say she was HAVING A BABY... for dinner?
45. eXtasyStef - March 10, 2008 7:07 PM
Yeah, that's pretty puffy if she was just about to announce it. Unless the birth is happening tomorrow, she shouldn't be that big.
46. eXtasyStef - March 10, 2008 7:08 PM
Oh yeah...and wah, so they called you fat. Adapt and overcome, twit.
47. cutell - March 10, 2008 7:13 PM
she still charming. I'm curious.She wrote blog on a celeb dating site recently named "Searching Millionaire dot com". It attacted many fans. Is she feeling lonely?
48. vertmont - March 10, 2008 7:16 PM
puhleeeeze - get over it RICH BITCH who can sympathise with a bitch like her and a fat bitch at that, I had a baby I didn't get as fat as that pig is now.
49. Anexio - March 10, 2008 7:20 PM
She's not preg fer christ's sake!
No dude would bang a chick that Michael Jackson touched.
I'd put my dick into a vial of HCL before I'd stick her and I think I speak for the entire male population of the planet.
Out.
50. bootlips - March 10, 2008 8:10 PM
Michael never touched her.
51. Donkey Punch - March 10, 2008 8:22 PM
Insane chick that would marry Michael Jackson just to recruit him into scientology.
Funny how several scientology chicks are fat pigs. You would think their alien superhuman spacemen powers would allow them to control their body weight.
52. kitty_kat - March 10, 2008 9:39 PM
OMG! Priscilla looks like the Joker!
53. Fattie Fattie 2 X 4 - March 10, 2008 10:36 PM
She's not just fat, she's uberfat!
54. Lyns - March 11, 2008 12:39 AM
So, wait a second. She claims she is due some time in the Fall..... Even if that is as early as September she wouldn't be more than 4 months pregnant.
4 months pregnant does not usually mean you have already gained 50 pounds. Sorry Lisa Marie, you are fat.
55. Dark Circles - March 11, 2008 5:42 AM
Take a look at those bags under her eyes.
56. Missy - March 11, 2008 8:36 AM
Is she fucking kidding??? Her weight has been up and down for years! Given how old she is who would've thought she was pregnant???
#37...She doesn't have a daughter named Rumer...Bruce Willis and Demi Moore do though.
57. absolute - March 11, 2008 12:18 PM
She is my favorite. I saw her blog on millionaire dating site W e a l t h yRo m a n c e.c o m. It seems she wants to met another half on that siite
58. Jennifer H. in Calgary - March 11, 2008 1:30 PM
I suspect all the people bashing her for her weight gain and the bags under her eyes have never been pregnant! Not all pregnant women "glow". Her face looks puffy from water retention and she is probably worn out from the pregnancy. She doesn't looks fat to me. I applaud celebrities who eat when they are pregnant, it's much healthier than these irresponsible women who are underweight to begin with and then starve themselves their entire pregnancy. In the end, she'll have a healthy baby and she'll lose any weight she gained. I hope she enjoys being pregnant and doesn't pay attention to any of the mean comments I see posted here. It seems the only things most people have against her is that she was born into a wealthy family and that she eats.
59. nini - March 11, 2008 1:45 PM
@ 41
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
she´s a FAT BITCH with CHESTER CHEETOS HANDS
60. nini - March 11, 2008 1:48 PM
.jennifer h....i supose youre a fat bitch too
she´s not healty she´s just FAT
61. Jennifer H. in Calgary - March 11, 2008 4:04 PM
Nini - impressive command of the English language. You should join the debate club or something.
62. Fat Spats - March 12, 2008 1:02 AM
Okay, no one can say she's fat without being sued. How about portly? That's not so bad is it?
63. kitty - March 12, 2008 11:19 AM
She is fat. She is not pregnant enough to be that swollen. I had pre-e with my first and gained 20 lbs of water weight in the last month. I was on bedrest and was so swollen my feet couldn't fit into flip-flops. It happens and is very dangerous to the baby. However, since she is not that pregnant, I doubt that is the case.
Sadly, to the chick who gained only 12 lbs and is 5'9", why don't you smoke some crack to keep the weight off too? Your baby is 7 lbs, your uterus is 4 lbs, your amniotic fluid is 2 lbs and your breasts gain on average 2 lbs. Plus, if you plan to bf, your body naturally stores about 5 lbs of fat. Only 5 lbs of fat for a total of 20 lbs minimum. So you are starving your baby. What a good mommy!!
I hope your baby is healthier than I imagine it could be and you grow up really fast or give it up for adoption. People who do drugs while pregnant should go to jail and people who starve their babies should go to jail too.
The exception is obese women who should gain very little weight. Is that you dear? I hope you are a fat whale. Or you are the crappiest mommy to be.
64. Hippotama Whaley - March 12, 2008 1:35 PM
Some creatures are proud to be fat, look at all the whales and hippos in the world. They know they're fat and aren't suing anyone.
65. Moby Dick - March 12, 2008 1:58 PM
Thar she blows!
66. bitchybeige - March 17, 2008 5:01 AM
Fat, thin, average, pregnant...whatever. I just can't believe that 2 beautiful people could end up with such an ugly kid. She should have been a boy. If she was, she'd be gorgeous. She'd (or He'd) be front and center constantly.
67. angela - May 1, 2008 2:44 PM
Lisa isn't ugly, per se. Especially if were basing on unflattering pictures, which have been all her pictures since the 2000s...
bootlips - March 10, 2008 8:10 PM
Michael never touched her.
I'm afraid he did.
68. EuroNeckPain - June 12, 2008 4:11 PM
What a scary pair.
The mother looks like a walking embalmed corpse, and the daughter looks like an aggressive homeless person.
69. Narcissist - June 30, 2008 8:22 AM
Isn't she just happy somebody recognized her? She's mostly known for being Elvis' cockspit, although I thought her album sounded surprisingly professional. I think she's cute in that snooty faced fatty kind of way.
#58 - see, this all could have been easily avoided though if she had just smoked cigarettes 24/7.
70. Heather - January 18, 2009 9:06 PM
I remember she and her mother were guests on Oprah and she acted like an intimidated 5 year old and told people that's what being around her mum does to her. I thought she was very manipulative and made Priscilla look awful! Her mum said she had heard about the marriage to Michael Jackson after it happened! So she didn't even invite her mum to her wedding to Michael Jackson. So who can talk about hurting people's feelings?