Mar 3 2008Kate Hudson is way not pregnant

Is she calling her uterus to confirm?

FIRST! you error in template: found but mtentryprevious was expected bastards.

Not pregnant? Fat bitch...

"Hi! Do you know where I can pick up some tits?"

Only if you're counting backwards #2...

Who the fuck dresses like that, to go swimming?

I can confirm that yes, no BABY BUMP for thought-to-be PREGGERS Kate!!!

Why is this dinner cold, bitch? (#1)

Not pregnant? Fat bitch...

#6 - girls with money. You wouldn't know.

Everytime I see the current kid I just imagine him swinging through the jungle singing:

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

guess she'll have to buy her tits after all

@5 Ted is not a very smart guy. Actually that is Ted's Troll and it is still smarter than Ted.

See? Anal wins again.

Pregnant, she is just sucking it in for the shots.

She got what's called a Hollywood abortion - they do a little lipo, a small tummy tuck, maybe some boob work (not in Kate's case, obviously). And oh yeah - an abortion. All during the same surgery.

Oh, shit, #10! Burn! You got me! Oh, shit, burn! Nau you d'ent, g'rl! Burn-Burn-Burn! I am so 'got.'

So, my little-yet-loose sphincter, what you're telling me, is that you know all about wealth, agh? Sure, chubby.

You're right, though -- Dick pays to fuck, cheap.

Chris Robinson was a little alarmed there for a short while. He's since returned to relaxing and getting really really stoned.

Good news indeed on this one, for Kate Hudson is still very young and has an entire career ahead of her. Having children as this stage would stop her in her tracks, making it more difficult to return to the industry.

"Kate Hudson is officially not pregnant"

you forgot to add "or even remotely interesting"

Come on, Fish!!! Everybody else knows that if it's Kate Hudson in a bikini, you feature the BUTT SHOTS! Geez...here's one from this same photo set, which is being posted in a bunch of places.

#19 Randal, I swear I just fell asleep halfway through your comment. You remind me of the narrator in those old black and white hygiene films..

Damn, #21's right, Kate's ass looks fantastic!

I can vouch that Frist did NOT stay awake during those hygiene films...eeesh.

No, Mike, Frist is very hygienic. She just never learned to wipe correctly (front to back.)

The previous picture with her in a smock was so obviously altered. You can tell by the sort of pixellated Photoshop line around her 'belly'...

"Kate Hudson Is Having A Boy!"

just delete "Having" from that headline and you can still run these pictures under it

Yeah, there were a couple of times, my goat got a little loud and FRIST slept right through it. Maybe it was the Vodka before class.

FRIST, you have such lovely eyes. I'd love to get lost in them, as I slit your throat while ejaculating into your mouth.

Did you stay awake through that one?

Her ass is awesome. Even though she has no boobs and has a butterface, from her bellybutton down, she's an 11. humina humina humina

I don't think that a baby can actually fit inside those abs.

And omg she's so ripped!

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@29, You are a sick FUCK. That is not something you joke around with ASSHOLE.

Wow, @29 is either a troll or Randal came off the meds that I am absolutely sure he was on. Actually, judging by the highly supportive and near comatose responses to other posts, I think the latter theory is more plausible than the former.

I like #21's butt picture best - with Kate having the full wedgy, it's like she's wearing a g-string.

#33 yep troll

@ 19 she already has a kid so i guess its too late for that.

You'd think she'd pick that #34

I personally think trolls completely ruin these kinds of boards. #2 not me. Should we all get together and pitch in and try to get Binky released from jail?

9/11 protester arrested after yelling at Bill Clinton
Published: Monday March 3, 2008

A protester has been charged with disorderly conduct after yelling at former President Bill Clinton during a campaign stop.

The Corpus Christi Caller-Times says that the man was holding a sign saying the Sept. 11 attacks were an inside job as Clinton spoke. The man yelled at Clinton later as the former president shook hands with the crowd.

Police were approaching the man when someone in the crowd grabbed his sign and tore it in half. The paper says the unidentified man screamed at officers to protect his First Amendment rights. Police handcuffed the man and took him to a patrol car and said he would be charged with disorderly conduct.

Campaigning for his former first lady, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton, he spoke Monday to fewer than 1,000 people in a gym at the University of Texas-Pan American in Edinburg, touching on his wife's plans to reinvigorate the economy, provide health insurance and make college affordable.

In his 17-minute speech, Clinton did not mention his wife's rival, Barack Obama. Obama spoke to more than 5,000 on the campus two weeks ago.

Last month, the former president had an angry response to another 9/11 protester.

"9/11 was not an inside job, it was an Osama Bin Laden job," Clinton said at a campaign event in Denver.

"We look like idiots, folks, denying that the people who murdered our fellow citizens didn't when they are continuing to murder people all around the world," he added. "So we heard from you, you go away."

@16 is a psychopath/ administrator please send trace email and send to FBI

i thought this whore had decent body. obviously I was wrong. her face is below the average too. what the fuck does she do for a living?

great bum

"touching on his wife's plans to reinvigorate the economy, provide health insurance and make college affordable."

yep, that's about all he touches, at least when it's Hillary.

She DOES have a nice body despite being flat-chested. She has a good face too when she's wearing makeup.

She has a nice natural figure for her body type.

Would she like to be????? I would be glad to squeeze out a couple million for that bent over shot!!

#39 is what happens with all those CSI/Law and Order shows...

who the fuck cares if someone is pregnant or not, it isn't entertaining, we all know everyone has sex so who gives a fucking shit.

@38 Ted , How boring is your life that you are reading the Corpus Christi Caller Times? Not even the people of Corpus Christi read that paper. Maybe you need to get a life and stop obsessing about my goat.

It may not be an inside job, but you need some kind of job. Do something other than boring the crap out of us!!

What would possess someone to wear a freaking THONG SWIMSUIT when you are swimming around little kids?? that's just tacky and inappropriate. unless of course you're trying to teach the kids to have as little class as possible.

#49 - I agree, but only for moms in America. For them, wearing a thong swimsuit is tacky and inappropriate, because 99.9% of them have disgusting cellulite-infested rear ends. In other countries the women don't turn into fat pigs, permanently, after giving birth, so they look fine in skimpy swimwear, just like they did before having kids.

FREE BINKY!!!!!

Wait, are we still talking about that? I keep getting lost in moveable type errors..

On pic 3 she has a mark on the left inner thigh, that looks like an impression injury. Possibly a lover kissing a little too hard?

opps pic 4

halter top, kate, halter top...

Is that lady in the black dress Captain Janeway?!

Looks like mom is showing more buttcrack than her little girlie-boy.

she is so gorgeous. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named "SearchingMillionaire.com". Seems she is a certified millionaire there.

love those ittty bittys

Seriously, the wind was blowing up her skirt, you can tell from the sleeve, and obviously these pictures of her frickin flat stomach. Rumor dies here folks.

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aw, i love her. she's so damn cute & her bod is almost amazing. she just needs a pair of small implants.

nice turdcutter.

MJNHUB

First off she cannot be pregnant where are her nursing breasts? Second off I wonder where are the stretch marks from her first prenancy? That is what I call a witch!!!!! Envy is the color of green!!!! I am green!!!!

#57 -- wait, you can be a "certified" millionaire. Wow.

And you are a certified douchebag spammer here.

btw, you do know that none of us go on your stupid website, right?

wow...nice turdcutter.

halter top, kate, halter top...

@16 made me laugh pretty damn HARD!!!!

"Anyway, these pics were taken today and there's no baby in that belly."

I sure would like to make the effort to put one in there.

hey #21 - what happened there? looks like a prince albert got ripped the fuck out! crazy fuckers jammin spikes thru their cocks! OUCH

What in the world happen to her A$$!! It wasn't that big before.. but it looks good though!

On a positive note, I think I found "Wildfire" in the seventh pic. Apperently she rides free in Miami dressed as my stepdad in drag. I can quit crying during snowstorms now. Thanks Superficial, for the needed closure!

guess goldie's perky tits didn't make it through the gene transfer part

Speaking as a black girl with a nice ass, this girl has got a NICE ass. And nice abs. And a great smile. And a lovable personality. I love Kate Hudson.

#50: well kate hudson has a decent, as in not fat, saggy and cellulite ridden ass, so there's not a problem w/ that. the problem is that it is skanky and tacky to show your bare ass in front of small children and IN PUBLIC. i dont know if she is in public or if someone was spying on her, but in front of children? there are some parts of the body that are better kept between you and your lover and a bare ass in one of them. it just makes me wonder who she is trying to impress. ... the poolboy maybe?? why doesn't she just meet up w/ him later and show him her ass then?? it really wouldn't be that difficult.

and also #50, not all American women are 'fat disgusting pigs' so i'm sorry if you feel that way. ya alot of us are fucking fat and need to lose a few (or alot), but i assure you it's not 99%... i happen to have a nice ass and i'm also American, but that doesn't mean i'm gonna flash it in front of kids in a thong bikini that looks like it's from the walmart lingerie section.

I think she's just a big sperm receptacle. She's rumored to be sleeping with someone new each week it seems(if we are to believe the stories). Besides the ick factor, I don't think she's that attractive. I've seen 10x hotter at university.

#77 its ok honey, we believe you

she's soooooooo fit, i'm jealous.

also, is she not wearing makeup?
she's so beautiful!

@50- "I agree, but only for moms in America... In other countries the women don't turn into fat pigs, permanently, after giving birth, so they look fine in skimpy swimwear, just like they did before having kids..."

You DO realize that America is not a country, right? Please get your facts straight before making offensive and sweeping generalizations, okay?

some people like her rack. just look at that dude checking it out. he's liking it.

lamest comeback ever

@83- Lame, but somehow you can't think of anything to say to it, right? Whatever.

Total MILF. Amazing ass, doesn't need ugly fake tits.

no tits and no ass...but other then that...very nice

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@81 - how is America not a country?

....NICE.

Kate looks super sexy in these pics! It's refreshing to see a fit, healthy gurl in hollywood with nice hips and a cute but. I hope she stays this size and flaunts it!

wow....How sexy! she is so hot,is he still at celebrity and millionaire

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wow....How sexy! she is so hot,is he still at celebrity and millionaire

site——myrichmatch.com ? I saw her profile last monday,hope her not

leave.

wow....How sexy! she is so hot,is he still at celebrity and millionaire

site——myrichmatch.com ? I saw her profile last monday,hope her not

leave.

Her slanted eyes and low-set ears make her look downsy and she's got a botched nose job. She's clearly in great shape but I don't know how anybody can get past her face. It's the first thing you see and the only thing you can't cover up.

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her ass just gave me a huge boner.....her breasts...not so much

i would EAT THAT

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@89. America consists of two continents (North and South for the uninformed). The United States of America is a country. To the chagrin of many, Canada is also a country.

Look @ pic #4 - looks like a bite-mark bruise!!

There is absolutely nothing like pinching off the morning loaf. I feel 10lbs lighter and ready to start the day! It's like jettisoning the booster rocket as you reach orbit for the day. The only problem: hiney backsplash when Mr. Lincoln leaves the stage as one continuous log, like today. And I had already taken my shower. I guess today I'll be wearing Lincoln-Cornwallis eau de toilette again.

i'm sure her kids loves the view of his mommy's plumbers crack-wedgie combo going on here.

I've got to start working out.

Nice Bracelet.

No snide comments here.... I think she's a hot little number. Flat chest or not her ass makes up for it in spades.

I think it is great that Kate did not get a boob job. Not all guys are into boobs. But I think I would have wore a more conservative bottom when parading around little kids. Kids notice this kind of stuff and it is weird to wear extremely sexy bottom/outfits in front of your son/kids. Pam Anderson does it all the time and we know that her two boys are going to have issues.

Her ass to chest ration is unfortunate... it would be like a dude with a 14" schlong being pimply and flea infested.

109 = Dog the Bounty Hunter,
your wife has the most ultimate ratio with giant torpedos chest and upside down triangle concave booty... I prefer Kate I think.

Does anyone know where she got her swimsuit?

@109

Tommy Lee?

She just needs to set it off and get a really good boob job. Then she'd be like "word"!

Janette,

It is almost certainly an Aubade, although I haven't the energy to found out which one. Good luck.

her tits wouldn't look so damn bad if she wore the bikini top the way it was meant to be worn, it's suppose to tie up around her neck and back. why does she always wear her tops in a bandeau ?

and EEWWWW @ pic #7 THAT'S A WOMAN! EVEN HER TITS ARE BIGGER THEN KATE'S

she's the hottest right now. who is hotter than her? her small tits are hot. her ass is amazing. she's so pretty. mmmmm.

#49 - that's a lower class American thing - the 'wear tons of clothes when you swim' thing. nobody else in the world wears full swimsuits to the pool or the beach. technically though, its one of those thongs which expands a bit when she bends over, so at least she's not exposing the kids to direct views of her nonni / balloon knot...

Equation: (-0 tit + flat face) x >20%spine curvature = pregnant looking

...;was that neccessary you whore of D. Richards? Dirty fucking whore.

if she ever gonna have a kid that poor thing is gonna starve to death, she wont be able to lactate, she's missing the main thing that makes her a mammal.

That's kinda sad!

WHOA!!! What an ass!!

Hmmm, I'm starting to understand why Owen was so stressed about it leaving!

#50

I believe you missed the point. She is wearing bottoms that show too much for children. Children become more sexualized in other countries because of the topless beaches, and so on, but we don't need to encourage it in America. It is bad enough the media provides too many sexual images.

My mom has always embarrassed me. She is a personal trainer and she is always wearing her thong bottoms in front of my friends and I hate it. I've been in 2 fights because of my friends making comments about my mom. I wish moms every where would think about how their actions affect their children.

where is this bikini from?!

Wouldn't matter who the dad was...Robinson or Wilson...the kid would be born a fucking heroin addict with fucking needles sticking out of its deformed mutant eyes!

Once a junkie...always a fucking a junkie!

Everyone needs to shut the fuck up with the flat chested jokes. They're not funny at all. And I'm sure if she does see these she's sick of it. We all know she's not well endowed, but it doesn't take away from how pretty she is. i don't see how someone can call her fat or a butter face. In my opinion she was so cute in Almost Famous and same with Fool's Gold. Who cares if she doesn't have Kim K boobs? She looks good the way she is, and it's nice to know she realizes that too. Because with the moneys he makes, she'd obviously would've gotten one by now if she agreed with you guys. Women can't help their breast size, we've got what we're given.

@29

ew. sick freak.

i'm really sick of women wearing those kind of bikinis. they're NOT flattering on anyone. damn. and she's not fat. what the shit?

If she went and got a boob job you'd be criticising that too. If she does something wrong then fine tear away at her but don't bitch about things she can't control she has a lovely figure, she is very thin but looks healthy. i actually believe a celebrity for once who claims to be naturally skinny

She obviously does not have boobs, just nipples.

# 4 you don't need a big chest to be hot,I think see looks great,my guess is that your 30lbs overweight and think your hot because your chest is big,not the case !
put down the donuts !!!!!