Mar 18 2008Jennifer Aniston wears short shorts

Here's shots of Jennifer Aniston wearing short shorts on the set of her new movie Marley & Me where she may or may not be riding horses made of butterscotch with Owen Wilson. Or something to that effect. These pictures might not have anything to do with anything but I just stared into Amy Winehouse's melted face, so I desperately need something hot. And right about now that bar is pretty low. I'm talking core of the Earth low. You could put a baked potato in a Speedo and I'd probably be turned on. State of Idaho, let's get freaky.

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Thanks Fish dude. I don't know why deacon jones says all those things about you.

Yummy she is so freak'n hot. F*** all those people that say first.

YES

YES

FUCK YES

THANK YOU........

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is it me or does she look like she had work done? her face is plump especially around the cheeks. she doesn't look like mick jagger anymore

nice legs!

Why the fuck is this site not reporting the Kirsten Davis sex tape? It is certainyl more interesting than this shit or whats his name that got a DUI. Useless fucking site this one.

im sure shes had work donr.
lips? cheeks?
Either way.. id rag that until the cows come home..

Damn I went to EASTERN MICHIGAN, why is she wearing Central Michigan pants? As if I did not hate her enough, no wonder Brad Pitt dumped her!

I guarantee you Ashley Dupre is a better lay.

Looking old, old, old.

It's nice to see Jennifer Aniston still making the headlines, especially after her break up with Brad. I'm not sure she's ever really recovered from all that's happened.

Regardless, she's looking as good as she ever did. Growing up with her during all the years she was on Friends certainly played a part in wanting her to do well for herself.

Perhaps one day we'll all get to share and see her once a week as we used to when Friends was still the number one show on Thursday nights.

We all miss you Jennifer!

Be well and take care,

Randal

I did not recognize Jennifer at first because she had some work done on her face. She looks different in a weird way.

There's something vastly different about her face.

By whose definition would those be considered short shorts?

No signs of impetigo on this one.

She has always been such a classy and beautiful lady. Brad Pitt is a fool.

Considering some of the trailer-trash harlots that Fish posts on this site...It is very refreshing to see the typical American girl next door look with Jenny A!

I could almost spend the rest of my life with a girl like her.

I did say "almost"...!

"We all miss you Jennifer!"

Randal....Some people (you) should never use the word "we" when commenting on sites like this. Don't ever fucking speak for the masses again......Understand?

She is slowly start to resemble Jocelyn Wildenstein!

Still no long-term guy. Still no kids. Diagnosis: selfish whiner.

Fire up Chips:-p

I'm from the potato state, thanks for all the glory today

Those really aren't that short...

CMU ... WTF - Mich. State for life...

#16

Brad wanted to start a family and Jennifer did not. Jennifer was probably worried that she would lose her freedom and figure having babies. Now Brad has his family and Jennifer has her freedom, figure, and no Brad.

I concur....she's definitely had some WORK done!
I wonder if she and her pal Coco use the same doc? Courteney's work is obvious, too. But neither of them have gone over the top, as of yet.

I hope they never get to the Priscilla Presley level. It must really suck not to be able to move your top lip or cheeks. YIKES.

if she hasn't had work done, she takes care of herself. did you notice the ring too? it is probably just for the movie, though... it would be creepy to think she still wears her wedding ring.

Imagine how many conversations her friends suffered through as she slowly decided to have some plastic surgery. I'm guessing it was the topic of conversation at least 80% of the time for the past 3 years. Her friends got through it only by saying to themselves, well at least she's not talking -directly - about Brad...

She had her lips plumped...that's what's different and it looks ridiculous. Sell out.

Possibly the lips were done... but really, I think she had cheek injections. When she was younger (but not way young), she had a pretty full face. If you recall, she usually has a very defined face... kind of boxy. You can usually see the definition in her face and especially her jawline. She definitely had cheek implants/injections of some sort.

She definitly had the lips done. Very subtle though. I should know. Had mine done too!!

no, she has put on a bit of weight, this is how she used to look when she was younger, it makes her look normal now

the state of idaho is all "I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK! *swoon*"

I had to look at all of the photos as I wasn't sure if it was her or not - she looks really different and I can't work out why - maybe she's had her nose done. Still looking good though!

#4 I was thinking the same thing... she looks... plastic-ie

Hey! I went to CMU!
That's pretty random that she's wearing those shorts.
She looks great though.

Yay!! Fire up Chips!!! She's wearing the shorts because the film is based on a writer that graduated from Central.

She is so gorgeous. But I am very curious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named

" Celeb Mingle . com".. What is she looking for there?

i've seen shorter shorts on 12 year old whores at the mall.

32, when she was much younger, she also had a different nose.

Randal, i for one do NOT miss her or that fucking moronic show she was on.

well 'acutally' she sure isn't showing the weight gain in her body. I still think she has injections of some sort... fuller face=younger looking. People get it done all the time.

What the fuck has she done to herself? Why do pretty women insist on getting plastic surgery? She looks fucked up!

You can all sit here and criticize her all you want but she got millions of dollars in her pocket. She was paid millions to be in Friends and those movies because she is moronic and if you are too smart, how much are you making and what you do?
Those who are sided with Brad and Angie, ask them to adopt your sons or daughters and Angie is in United Nation perhaps she can provide you some food stamps ?
Everyone has their own lives, you are not in their shoes to know exactly what is going on. So just sit and watch and shut up, mind your own business.

she had her face done!!!! NOTICE FOR EXAMPLE..NO LONGER THAT SQUARE JAW THAT SHE USED TO HAVE!!! IT IS GONE.ALSO CHEEKS LOOK PLUMPED.EYES A BIT DIFFERENT.SHE HAD LOTS OF WORK DONE!!!!!!!!

What the hell did she do to her face?!?!?!

WHOA-- her face is DEFINITELY different-- in a bad way. Her cheeks look really full, like she just got her wisdom teeth removed and she's recovering. What did she do to herself????

Go, FIRE UP CHIPS!

I graduated in 2006..how I miss the CMU attire!

Ick, what did she do to her face? She looks gruesome.

She's DEFINITELY had something done. this shouldn't be a surprise being that she's had at least 3 nose jobs already. not much left on her that is real.

She looks exactly the same, you're all insane

It was hard to recognize her. She had a *looot* done. Her jaws look different, her lips look like they should *not* be on her *face*, her cheeks and eyes are different too.
#9, I can guarantee that as well.

She looks asian.

Why was this posted? Why does she have a ring on her "ring finger"? Is it just me or do her hands look like that of a 80+ year old female?

Why was this posted? Why does she have a ring on her "ring finger"? Is it just me or do her hands look like that of a 80+ year old female?

Yes, those of you that said she looks different, she does. She HAS! The pathetic X is SO doing what she can to keep up. Too bad she can't.

She had her jaw shaved down to look softer. It used to be angular and larger. Whatever. Don't know what I would do if my man left me for Anjelina Jolie.

No tattoos, no collection of third world kids and she doesn't look like a vampire.

She looks SO MUCH like Ellen Pompeo in this picture.

freak-ay.

thanks #4 for your comment. I, too thought that she looked different and that maybe she had fat transferred to her cheeks. She used to have the marionette lines around her mouth and those are gone. I liked her the old way.

With those lips she could be Mrs. Fish... if he wasn't homosexual of course.

I think she looks like she always did, I see no signs of plastic surgery! I love how everyone jumps on the bandwagon....

She's looking beautiful.

she looks like ellen pompeo in the first picture

Fire up chips is right!

GO CHIPS!!! that is awesome she is representin CMU!!!

she is ugly as sin,
looks like dustin got some cheek implants...
old lonely, pathetic, selfish woman.

she is ugly as sin,
looks like dustin got some cheek implants...
old lonely, pathetic, selfish woman.

She is so beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. Is she single now? Just curious.

#25. Sidney, you might want to read this article and aquaint yourself with the facts. Brad and Jennifer have NEVER said that Jennifer didn't want children. #25. Sidney, that is something the tabloids cooked up and it's completely false.


http://www.anistoncenter.com/jen/interviews/vanityfair05.php


ALSO, I don't think she's had work done, Miami is warm and humid her face is probably a tlittle swollen from the heat and she has bands now, bangs can significantly transorm a persons face.

she looks likes carla bruno sister ...............

oops on the repeat. Oh well.

Now Sidney, GET READING.

She looks great - she has always had a perfect figure and that hasn't changed. Her face looks younger than usual and I agree with the posters who say something's going on around the cheekbones. Can you get implants there?

Whatever, she looks adorable.

I'd face fuck that.

Uh.... Those are NOT "short shorts". Don't you even know what short shorts are?

Morons.

She is so much better looking than Jolie, and seems like a much nicer person. Brat Pitt really fucked up.

DEF got her lips plumped and sculptra in her 'smile lines'

Wow. She looks so different. If someone had pointed her out on the street to me and said "Look Jennifer Aniston!" I wouldn't have believed them. Weird, I can't put my finger on what exactly she's had done, but she's starting to look like Heather Locklear. Something around the bridge of the nose and cheeks.

She had both cheek and chin inplants done, to get rid of her pointy chin. Next person that should DEFINITELY do this: Reese Witherspoon.

its Doris Day! And just about as sexy as her too.

#60......I don't think anyone's "jumping on the bandwagon" at all. I saw one of these pics somewhere else and didn't know who it was. I had a huge lol when #68 said it was the "humidity"....I'm still chuckling to myself. I live in Florida and I have NEVER seen someone become swollen, let alone unrecognizable because of the humidity. Maybe you are on her PR team?/?

#79. If you are so mentally devoid that you don't realize that flesh swells in the heat and shrinks in the cold you should probably go find a helmet IMMEDIATELY.

Also look up EDEMA (fluid retention) and swelling of the face. Without examining her I can't be sure but, she looks to be suffering from mild edema, her abdomen seems a little swollen too.

A number of things can cause edema such as; too much salt, laxatives, menses, humidity and heat and some VERY serious medical complications etc… This does not look like the work of plastic surgery. This is the classic image of facial edema; it happens regularly to all people and is not serious.

What happened to her face?

#80....hahahaha

Theres no way she got and surgery she looks exactly the same. Are you guys kidding me. She was hot 10 years ago and shes hot now. Get off jenns back

yep.. She definetely had some work done.. I couldn't recognize her either at first.

I'm going with the majority on this one. Definitely surgically enhanced.

Yeahhhh boiiiii fire up CHIPS!! I'm a Central girl, fo sho =) I think it's sweet that Central finally gets some recognition. Haha, sorry MSU and Eastern!

DAMN, SHE WENT FROM UGLY TO UGLIER. AND PLASTIC. SHE REALLY HAS TO BE THE MOST OVERRATED ACTRESS AND HUMAN BEING.....EVER. SELFISH, WHINY AND FAKE.

If you can't see she has had some major work done then you are blind as a bat.

Cheeks much much bigger. Not possible unless she added 5 stone to her body too!
upper lip IS fuller
nose..one, two three.
lines no longer obvious from mouth to nose yet they were always a feature before.
Chin is less square cut looking.
Its all there to see. Precilla prestley looked good to start with too.

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