Mar 18 2008Jennifer Aniston wears short shorts
Here's shots of Jennifer Aniston wearing short shorts on the set of her new movie Marley & Me where she may or may not be riding horses made of butterscotch with Owen Wilson. Or something to that effect. These pictures might not have anything to do with anything but I just stared into Amy Winehouse's melted face, so I desperately need something hot. And right about now that bar is pretty low. I'm talking core of the Earth low. You could put a baked potato in a Speedo and I'd probably be turned on. State of Idaho, let's get freaky.
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1. Jimbo - March 18, 2008 4:37 PM
Thanks Fish dude. I don't know why deacon jones says all those things about you.
2. quackymd - March 18, 2008 4:38 PM
Yummy she is so freak'n hot. F*** all those people that say first.
3. havoc - March 18, 2008 4:39 PM
YES
YES
FUCK YES
THANK YOU........
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4. jules - March 18, 2008 4:44 PM
is it me or does she look like she had work done? her face is plump especially around the cheeks. she doesn't look like mick jagger anymore
5. M - March 18, 2008 4:44 PM
nice legs!
6. Captain-Insano - March 18, 2008 4:48 PM
Why the fuck is this site not reporting the Kirsten Davis sex tape? It is certainyl more interesting than this shit or whats his name that got a DUI. Useless fucking site this one.
7. Geenar - March 18, 2008 4:48 PM
im sure shes had work donr.
lips? cheeks?
Either way.. id rag that until the cows come home..
8. Govt Cheese - March 18, 2008 4:49 PM
Damn I went to EASTERN MICHIGAN, why is she wearing Central Michigan pants? As if I did not hate her enough, no wonder Brad Pitt dumped her!
9. Sam - March 18, 2008 4:56 PM
I guarantee you Ashley Dupre is a better lay.
10. ph7 - March 18, 2008 4:57 PM
Looking old, old, old.
11. Randal - March 18, 2008 5:01 PM
It's nice to see Jennifer Aniston still making the headlines, especially after her break up with Brad. I'm not sure she's ever really recovered from all that's happened.
Regardless, she's looking as good as she ever did. Growing up with her during all the years she was on Friends certainly played a part in wanting her to do well for herself.
Perhaps one day we'll all get to share and see her once a week as we used to when Friends was still the number one show on Thursday nights.
We all miss you Jennifer!
Be well and take care,
Randal
12. Jackie Blue - March 18, 2008 5:08 PM
I did not recognize Jennifer at first because she had some work done on her face. She looks different in a weird way.
13. Bob - March 18, 2008 5:11 PM
There's something vastly different about her face.
14. David - March 18, 2008 5:14 PM
By whose definition would those be considered short shorts?
15. Auntie Kryst - March 18, 2008 5:14 PM
No signs of impetigo on this one.
16. eastcoastgirl - March 18, 2008 5:16 PM
She has always been such a classy and beautiful lady. Brad Pitt is a fool.
17. NY Ted - March 18, 2008 5:19 PM
Considering some of the trailer-trash harlots that Fish posts on this site...It is very refreshing to see the typical American girl next door look with Jenny A!
I could almost spend the rest of my life with a girl like her.
I did say "almost"...!
18. nipolian - March 18, 2008 5:21 PM
"We all miss you Jennifer!"
Randal....Some people (you) should never use the word "we" when commenting on sites like this. Don't ever fucking speak for the masses again......Understand?
19. Me - March 18, 2008 5:21 PM
She is slowly start to resemble Jocelyn Wildenstein!
20. Dr. Fill - March 18, 2008 5:24 PM
Still no long-term guy. Still no kids. Diagnosis: selfish whiner.
21. Amy - March 18, 2008 5:29 PM
Fire up Chips:-p
22. No you da ho - March 18, 2008 5:29 PM
I'm from the potato state, thanks for all the glory today
23. Lindsay - March 18, 2008 5:40 PM
Those really aren't that short...
24. Bob - March 18, 2008 5:42 PM
CMU ... WTF - Mich. State for life...
25. Sidney - March 18, 2008 5:50 PM
#16
Brad wanted to start a family and Jennifer did not. Jennifer was probably worried that she would lose her freedom and figure having babies. Now Brad has his family and Jennifer has her freedom, figure, and no Brad.
26. edamame - March 18, 2008 5:54 PM
I concur....she's definitely had some WORK done!
I wonder if she and her pal Coco use the same doc? Courteney's work is obvious, too. But neither of them have gone over the top, as of yet.
I hope they never get to the Priscilla Presley level. It must really suck not to be able to move your top lip or cheeks. YIKES.
27. aeuwave - March 18, 2008 5:59 PM
if she hasn't had work done, she takes care of herself. did you notice the ring too? it is probably just for the movie, though... it would be creepy to think she still wears her wedding ring.
28. Sally - March 18, 2008 6:07 PM
Imagine how many conversations her friends suffered through as she slowly decided to have some plastic surgery. I'm guessing it was the topic of conversation at least 80% of the time for the past 3 years. Her friends got through it only by saying to themselves, well at least she's not talking -directly - about Brad...
29. shannonmc - March 18, 2008 6:15 PM
She had her lips plumped...that's what's different and it looks ridiculous. Sell out.
30. stephanie - March 18, 2008 6:26 PM
Possibly the lips were done... but really, I think she had cheek injections. When she was younger (but not way young), she had a pretty full face. If you recall, she usually has a very defined face... kind of boxy. You can usually see the definition in her face and especially her jawline. She definitely had cheek implants/injections of some sort.
31. Nicky - March 18, 2008 6:43 PM
She definitly had the lips done. Very subtle though. I should know. Had mine done too!!
32. actually - March 18, 2008 6:45 PM
no, she has put on a bit of weight, this is how she used to look when she was younger, it makes her look normal now
33. oakling - March 18, 2008 6:47 PM
the state of idaho is all "I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK! *swoon*"
34. Spicegurl - March 18, 2008 6:51 PM
I had to look at all of the photos as I wasn't sure if it was her or not - she looks really different and I can't work out why - maybe she's had her nose done. Still looking good though!
35. ix - March 18, 2008 6:57 PM
#4 I was thinking the same thing... she looks... plastic-ie
36. chipgirl - March 18, 2008 7:01 PM
Hey! I went to CMU!
That's pretty random that she's wearing those shorts.
She looks great though.
37. amberstarr82 - March 18, 2008 8:19 PM
Yay!! Fire up Chips!!! She's wearing the shorts because the film is based on a writer that graduated from Central.
38. lisa - March 18, 2008 8:25 PM
She is so gorgeous. But I am very curious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named
" Celeb Mingle . com".. What is she looking for there?
39. gotmilk? - March 18, 2008 8:59 PM
i've seen shorter shorts on 12 year old whores at the mall.
32, when she was much younger, she also had a different nose.
Randal, i for one do NOT miss her or that fucking moronic show she was on.
40. stephanie - March 18, 2008 9:07 PM
well 'acutally' she sure isn't showing the weight gain in her body. I still think she has injections of some sort... fuller face=younger looking. People get it done all the time.
41. Stacy - March 18, 2008 9:17 PM
What the fuck has she done to herself? Why do pretty women insist on getting plastic surgery? She looks fucked up!
42. aqua2 - March 18, 2008 9:19 PM
You can all sit here and criticize her all you want but she got millions of dollars in her pocket. She was paid millions to be in Friends and those movies because she is moronic and if you are too smart, how much are you making and what you do?
Those who are sided with Brad and Angie, ask them to adopt your sons or daughters and Angie is in United Nation perhaps she can provide you some food stamps ?
Everyone has their own lives, you are not in their shoes to know exactly what is going on. So just sit and watch and shut up, mind your own business.
43. tal - March 18, 2008 9:39 PM
she had her face done!!!! NOTICE FOR EXAMPLE..NO LONGER THAT SQUARE JAW THAT SHE USED TO HAVE!!! IT IS GONE.ALSO CHEEKS LOOK PLUMPED.EYES A BIT DIFFERENT.SHE HAD LOTS OF WORK DONE!!!!!!!!
44. Dee - March 18, 2008 10:31 PM
What the hell did she do to her face?!?!?!
45. me - March 18, 2008 10:33 PM
WHOA-- her face is DEFINITELY different-- in a bad way. Her cheeks look really full, like she just got her wisdom teeth removed and she's recovering. What did she do to herself????
46. Sarah H - March 18, 2008 11:54 PM
Go, FIRE UP CHIPS!
I graduated in 2006..how I miss the CMU attire!
47. ick - March 19, 2008 12:52 AM
Ick, what did she do to her face? She looks gruesome.
48. Hollywood Gal - March 19, 2008 1:03 AM
She's DEFINITELY had something done. this shouldn't be a surprise being that she's had at least 3 nose jobs already. not much left on her that is real.
49. PrettyPinkPonies - March 19, 2008 1:27 AM
She looks exactly the same, you're all insane
50. Melissa - March 19, 2008 2:13 AM
It was hard to recognize her. She had a *looot* done. Her jaws look different, her lips look like they should *not* be on her *face*, her cheeks and eyes are different too.
#9, I can guarantee that as well.
51. ivan - March 19, 2008 3:22 AM
She looks asian.
52. pookie8 - March 19, 2008 3:54 AM
Why was this posted? Why does she have a ring on her "ring finger"? Is it just me or do her hands look like that of a 80+ year old female?
53. pookie8 - March 19, 2008 3:54 AM
Why was this posted? Why does she have a ring on her "ring finger"? Is it just me or do her hands look like that of a 80+ year old female?
54. pookie8 - March 19, 2008 3:57 AM
Yes, those of you that said she looks different, she does. She HAS! The pathetic X is SO doing what she can to keep up. Too bad she can't.
55. anabanana - March 19, 2008 4:50 AM
She had her jaw shaved down to look softer. It used to be angular and larger. Whatever. Don't know what I would do if my man left me for Anjelina Jolie.
56. my comment - March 19, 2008 6:51 AM
No tattoos, no collection of third world kids and she doesn't look like a vampire.
57. justin - March 19, 2008 7:31 AM
She looks SO MUCH like Ellen Pompeo in this picture.
freak-ay.
58. bigcups - March 19, 2008 7:44 AM
thanks #4 for your comment. I, too thought that she looked different and that maybe she had fat transferred to her cheeks. She used to have the marionette lines around her mouth and those are gone. I liked her the old way.
59. Ted from LA - March 19, 2008 7:58 AM
With those lips she could be Mrs. Fish... if he wasn't homosexual of course.
60. Missy - March 19, 2008 8:10 AM
I think she looks like she always did, I see no signs of plastic surgery! I love how everyone jumps on the bandwagon....
61. gus - March 19, 2008 8:18 AM
She's looking beautiful.
62. tamère - March 19, 2008 8:31 AM
she looks like ellen pompeo in the first picture
63. Laura - March 19, 2008 9:20 AM
Fire up chips is right!
64. Sam - March 19, 2008 9:21 AM
GO CHIPS!!! that is awesome she is representin CMU!!!
65. yuck - March 19, 2008 9:23 AM
she is ugly as sin,
looks like dustin got some cheek implants...
old lonely, pathetic, selfish woman.
66. yuck - March 19, 2008 9:23 AM
she is ugly as sin,
looks like dustin got some cheek implants...
old lonely, pathetic, selfish woman.
67. Peter - March 19, 2008 9:29 AM
She is so beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. Is she single now? Just curious.
68. fact writer - March 19, 2008 10:13 AM
#25. Sidney, you might want to read this article and aquaint yourself with the facts. Brad and Jennifer have NEVER said that Jennifer didn't want children. #25. Sidney, that is something the tabloids cooked up and it's completely false.
http://www.anistoncenter.com/jen/interviews/vanityfair05.php
ALSO, I don't think she's had work done, Miami is warm and humid her face is probably a tlittle swollen from the heat and she has bands now, bangs can significantly transorm a persons face.
69. sweet - March 19, 2008 10:13 AM
she looks likes carla bruno sister ...............
70. fact writer - March 19, 2008 10:18 AM
oops on the repeat. Oh well.
Now Sidney, GET READING.
71. Starbucks - March 19, 2008 10:53 AM
She looks great - she has always had a perfect figure and that hasn't changed. Her face looks younger than usual and I agree with the posters who say something's going on around the cheekbones. Can you get implants there?
Whatever, she looks adorable.
72. Big Daddy - March 19, 2008 11:01 AM
I'd face fuck that.
73. JA - March 19, 2008 11:04 AM
Uh.... Those are NOT "short shorts". Don't you even know what short shorts are?
Morons.
74. Anonymous - March 19, 2008 11:13 AM
She is so much better looking than Jolie, and seems like a much nicer person. Brat Pitt really fucked up.
75. croatiansensation - March 19, 2008 11:46 AM
DEF got her lips plumped and sculptra in her 'smile lines'
76. Solaera - March 19, 2008 11:48 AM
Wow. She looks so different. If someone had pointed her out on the street to me and said "Look Jennifer Aniston!" I wouldn't have believed them. Weird, I can't put my finger on what exactly she's had done, but she's starting to look like Heather Locklear. Something around the bridge of the nose and cheeks.
77. Taylor - March 19, 2008 12:37 PM
She had both cheek and chin inplants done, to get rid of her pointy chin. Next person that should DEFINITELY do this: Reese Witherspoon.
78. tatianalensky - March 19, 2008 1:26 PM
its Doris Day! And just about as sexy as her too.
79. bigcups - March 19, 2008 1:33 PM
#60......I don't think anyone's "jumping on the bandwagon" at all. I saw one of these pics somewhere else and didn't know who it was. I had a huge lol when #68 said it was the "humidity"....I'm still chuckling to myself. I live in Florida and I have NEVER seen someone become swollen, let alone unrecognizable because of the humidity. Maybe you are on her PR team?/?
80. DR. - March 19, 2008 2:06 PM
#79. If you are so mentally devoid that you don't realize that flesh swells in the heat and shrinks in the cold you should probably go find a helmet IMMEDIATELY.
Also look up EDEMA (fluid retention) and swelling of the face. Without examining her I can't be sure but, she looks to be suffering from mild edema, her abdomen seems a little swollen too.
A number of things can cause edema such as; too much salt, laxatives, menses, humidity and heat and some VERY serious medical complications etc… This does not look like the work of plastic surgery. This is the classic image of facial edema; it happens regularly to all people and is not serious.
81. Emily - March 19, 2008 3:58 PM
What happened to her face?
82. random - March 20, 2008 9:41 AM
#80....hahahaha
83. Kost2Kost - March 20, 2008 4:17 PM
Theres no way she got and surgery she looks exactly the same. Are you guys kidding me. She was hot 10 years ago and shes hot now. Get off jenns back
84. mina - March 20, 2008 6:59 PM
yep.. She definetely had some work done.. I couldn't recognize her either at first.
85. blahblah - March 21, 2008 7:09 AM
I'm going with the majority on this one. Definitely surgically enhanced.
86. Dee - March 25, 2008 11:31 AM
Yeahhhh boiiiii fire up CHIPS!! I'm a Central girl, fo sho =) I think it's sweet that Central finally gets some recognition. Haha, sorry MSU and Eastern!
87. Wheresmymoney - April 2, 2008 11:19 PM
DAMN, SHE WENT FROM UGLY TO UGLIER. AND PLASTIC. SHE REALLY HAS TO BE THE MOST OVERRATED ACTRESS AND HUMAN BEING.....EVER. SELFISH, WHINY AND FAKE.
88. plastic - April 18, 2008 6:17 PM
If you can't see she has had some major work done then you are blind as a bat.
Cheeks much much bigger. Not possible unless she added 5 stone to her body too!
upper lip IS fuller
nose..one, two three.
lines no longer obvious from mouth to nose yet they were always a feature before.
Chin is less square cut looking.
Its all there to see. Precilla prestley looked good to start with too.