Mar 14 2008George Clooney: That's all mine. Jealous? C'mon, say yes.

She's not that bad. Clooney is about a 6-7 and she is a 6-7. The numbers add up.

I'm prettier than she is. So no... not jealous.

On a related note, I want to give Kitty some good lovin'.

I think she looks good..

What happened to her boobs?

Very elegant woman.

She's fat. Seriously. Look at her stomach bulge in the pics with the white tank top. Gross.

No thanks... don't dig models and their nothingness bodies.

This is what a hot white woman looks like.

For a picture of hot [sic] nigga, see scary spice under previous post.

Settled.

She's alright except she has prepubescent tits

Scary Spice >>>>>>>>>>>>> this chick

Of all the hot women he can get with just a finger snap, he stays with this tramp

Not doing it for me, I'd rather hit Scary Spice. I guy could cut himself on this bag of bones ... NO BONER FOR YOU!

She is so sexy. Once I saw he sexy photos on a millionaire dating site called meetingwealthy. She si datin g friends there.

Because a model would actually pay any attention to you anyway...

she's ugly.. and he's gay.

I'd hit it.

I'd hit Scary Spice too. With a noose.

Fuck this. You tools with your mommy complexes Fish you got it wrong, the little douche babies with mommy issues lust after ginormous boobs. Small perky titties are so sexy. I feel sorry for any guy so insecure that he's afraid to be with a girl just because she has little cupcakes. Who cares. In my experience the smaller the boobs the tighter the ass and the prettier the face. These are aweful pics and fucking hideous clothes, I've seen some her lookin damn good in other ones.

Here are better picture.

http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_and_Sarah_Larson_on_the_cover_of_Hello_Canada.aspx

or click the stink

Fucking shit. And you have to croll down to the end of the article and click on the magazine pic

http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_and_
Sarah_Larson_on_the_cover_of_Hello_Canada.aspx

i bet she can kegel george's dick clean off.

I don't think she's particularly attractive, but at least she looks like she belongs in society, not like some scuffer that refuses to go away despite endless flushes (Scary Spice).

Oh George,
You self deprecating annoying fuck.

She has a weird looking face.

"Fly, fly, Mr. Clooney. Fly fly."

that made me laugh pretty hard.

@ 7, I bet you are fatter.
How is that fat??? She has a wonderful body.

I think I see beef curtain in photo #1. And I'm not sure how I feel about it.

@ 7: What's the matter, Jean? Not "thinspirational" enough for you?

You have the aesthetic tastes of a bitchy, jealous anorexic teenager. Go back to your stupid fucking "All I had today was 1/18th of a cucumber but I still feel SO FAT" boards, where everybody will pat you on the back for saying a stick-thin model with no boobs and a visible sternum is fat. You fucking retard.

wow, she is beautiful!

Not jealous...the chick is not hot. Bangin' body though...maybe a little too skinny...

She's not 'ugly' in any obvious way -- except, perhaps, for her skeletal build -- but manifestly frightening in appearance. George Clooney would have better luck trolling the corridors of any office building on Wilshire Boulevard. Classier than Eliot Spitzer's beloved, to be sure, but still scary.

She's not hot, she's just not un-hot. (fuck, I've got to get Jesse Jackson to help me make this shit rhyme) But at least she's white! Gotta aim high. Especially after the shameful slumming with that nasty skank in the last story.

Skanky!

I know she has to look like a robot for the runway but she really should be introduced to the In n' out burger!
Even if its a veggie! Its all in the sauce!

I guess some guys in Hollywood go for little boys.

she's very pretty:)

@34 - Some ?
Hollyweird Credo:
Girls are for babies - Boys are for fun

You could jam this chick right up Scary Spice's fat monkey pit.

i dont think shes pretty at all. i mean she is obviously not hideous...but george could do a HELL of a lot better than her. and she needs to change her haircolor, its unflattering on her.

George Clooney is an old queen.

http://media.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/44616332---george_clooney.jpg

That makeup and those clothes aren't flattering at all. She's gorgeous in every other pic I've found of her -- just google image her :P

booobies......... wait.

she looks great. www.finickycritic.com

Yuck. She should be a Spice Girl.

Pretty?

Elf ears.

Huge fake caterpillars sitting on top of her eyes.

Zellwegger face.

No tits, no hips.

I have to wonder if he's ever seen her without makeup yet - blecch.

http://carahurley.blogspot.com

Check HER out.

I never knew Clooney liked boys, but after seeing the rack on this chick, yeah, I guess he does.

Theres nothing i love better than doing a stick thin model from behind. Its the paper cuts i get from her hip bones and shoulder blades i love. Oh yeah!

Helga Brows, but she must be doing something right.....I must cast my vote for the previously mentioned kegals

"I guess some guys in Hollywood go for little boys."

You say that like it's a bad thing... :)

#36

"Hollyweird Credo:
Girls are for babies - Boys are for fun"

Really? It's the credo for "Hollyweird"?

Based on recent FACTUAL evidence, it's clearly the credo for Catholic priests and Mark Foley's congressional Republicans.

She has the chest of a male model. Not a good look. When you're George f'n Clooney you need to set your sights a little higher.

I don't know...sure, she's not all that hot, but she's a good choice if he's planning to get married. Obviously he's going to cheat like crazy, so he has to choose a girl who correctly feels very lucky to have married way over her head, so she won't make a fuss when he comes home with his cock smelling like another girl's pussy. Smart guy.

I hope George is a bowler. Two in the pink and one in the stink should suffice.

She's all yours, George.

I've got to know...............who is the guy writing for this site? My god he is funny!!!! I happened across this site a few months ago and now I'm hooked. Every story written about is so much better with his humor added. I'm a loyal fan now!!!

Agreed about the funny writer! The captions just by themselves are hilarious. As far as Sarah, she's pretty but the makeup here is way too dark.

She is beautiful. Is she single now? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e. co m" lat week. Just curious.

man, the makeup is horrible. she looks better when shes not being a "model."

she does have nice legs though, i'll give her that.

george clooney can do much better though.

She wasn't attractive enough to be a model before dating Clooney, and she still isn't. That's why she was a cocktail waitress. She looks like a freaking tranny.

Number 22, or Steve, if you prefer:

You say Scary Spice doesn't look like she belongs in 'society' and should be flushed down the toilet?

You racist twat.

Yes, I'm jealous. If only I was rich and famous enough to attract my own Asian shemale. I suppose for now I'll have to live vicariously through George.

What's up with this fag dissing cocktail waitressing? I guess some people have never had to work for a living.

You are all so dumb, to make judgments on behalf of G. Clooney: "He could do much better" etc.

I know from personal experience, that when I was very thin, wealthy white men mostly hit on me.

Now that I have gained about 20 lbs of muscle, only wealthy black men hit on me.

My boyfriend however is not wealthy.

So George Clooney happens to be with this girl who you may not think is that beautiful and too skinny, but maybe he perceives her a different kind of beauty and he may think that she is one of the hottest women alive obviously to be with her for an extended period of time.

She looks like Spock with those Vulcan eyebrows.

I see that she was told not to smile this time, which is wise considering her horse teeth.

Isn't this the girl from the motorcycle accident? This relationship will last until the statute of limitations on personal injury lawsuits expires.
Fear Factor contestant? Maybe next time he should aim higher and date one of the Flavor of Love contestants.

Clooney is getting old and, like any old geezer, thinks that any 20-something year old is automatically hot. Maybe it's caused by cataracts, but standards definitely get lowered. Or he's in the final stage before coming out of the closet -- hooking up with a ladyboy.

admit it, you idiots SHE IS GORGEOUS.

however uumm... anyone seen pics of curious George swapping spit with her or any of his gal pals? ever?

she owns a perfect and slim shape, we all envy her so much, and we do hope that she can have a bright future and she can be more pop at the dating site PinkMingle,com, it's just for pink lovely females , lol

Orange bird with no tits? Can George not do better? Or maybe it's because he's gay he doesn't wanna see tits, the flatter the better! YAY!

Sarah's mom was a beard until the dad came out of the closet and left the family. So if Clooney is gay, he found the perfect girl.

I am way hotter than this girl, as I have t@a and this girl has neither! Her face is not pretty, she has a hard cold look and frankly I am surprised by Clooney's choice, She is so skinny and not that attractive, and would not be modeling if not for being George's beard. I mean, I have never seen a woman so flat, she is flatter than Kate Moss, for crying out loud. YUCK!

george clooney is so overrated! i don't know why he was voted sexiest man alive TWICE. i'm guessing it was because brad pitt was the judge...those two are obsessed with each other. maybe that's why he chose a boobless gf, to remind him of brad pitt's chest...

Shut up you haters. She's the perfect woman and even Tom Cruise would agree. Face of a man, body of a boy, with Paris Hilton's huge feet thrown in - Perfection Personified. And during her appearance on Fear Factor she undoubtedly consumed something nasty so that adds a touch of class to the already perfect package.

She looks pretty anywhere but here....and for the "cold, hard look" that someone mentioned earlier: models usually don't smile on the runaway; people are supposed to notice the clothes more than the models.

For her next birthday George should buy her new boobs, ass, and face transplant.

George's man tits are bigger than his girlfriend's.

Wasn't she a Go-Go dancer in Las Vegas?

i dont think thisi clooney's girlfriend.she is completely different from the other pictures.she usually seems oriental

She's not oriental. She just just has beady little eyes and smiles and nods a lot without ever speaking a word. I guess that would confuse some people.

#71- Jan:

Shut the fuck up unless you're willing to post a picture of yourself, you cocky little cunt rag.

I can't imagine George with a woman. Just young boys.

I can't imagine George with a woman. Just young boys.

I am fucking sick of the people who comment on the women who have small chests. Is natural not attractive anymore? Do you realize they can't help it? That maybe they fucking deserve love too? and that theres more to them than that? She has a freaking hoooottt body, why would you bring her down because of that. It pisses me right off. Not gunna lie - I'm nearly flat chested and I take offense to these ridiculous comments. Although, there are good people out there, and I still get tons of attention for other good traits. Would you rather every fucking woman in the world had fake hard as rock, plastic, scarred-up, massive tits? number 50. ryan. im talking to you. Your dick is probably miniscule and you deserve to be alone for the rest of your life. Get the fuck over yourself.

i think she is really pretty could use about 5 ibs and some boobs might be nice ;p

Sarah is cute and sexy.

No boobs but no big deal.

Defintely dooable.

Maybe he likes her PERSONALITY...

She looks like a man! Maybe George likes men and this the the closest he can get to the real thing. You know, he can't let the public know he perfers men........just a thought.....who knows??????

I would rather see her small boobs instead of some inflated cartoon boobs that all the girls have now. sooooo over that xo

Yeah-whats with the A Cups?

# 7... are you serious? fat? she's got nothing on her.... and she's on a CATWALK... and you're sitting in a chair in front of your computer gawking at her. maybe you should get out your makeup and a scale to go see if you can take her job! you show her what a real model is! or... you could stop projecting and bashing others to make yourself feel better.

Any of you losers that sit at home and jerk off to women online and then put them down know deep down inside that you wish you had a woman this confident and beautiful. Chest size does not=beauty, get your heads out of your hairy asses...realize whats important. george clooney has good taste. and to all you insecure girls that think your hotter, if you were really that hot you wouldnt have to say it, you'd just be it. dumbasses.

Just wanted to say "RIGHT ON" to #83!!

She's beautiful and has a great body, he's gorgeous. He could do worse.

she's not SMALL chested she is NO chested, maybe if she ATE something she might have a chest as it is shes a pankcake.
Pneumatic fake a la Montag is gross but so is emaciated fried egg.

I totally appreciate and support Sarah Larson. If she got through M20 AND Fear Factor, that bitch has got it all!!

@83
I think it's her ambiguous look people are focusing on. There is nothing about her that would indicate she's female. Her long face combined with her waist-to-hip ratio would make me wonder.

George never dates very good looking women. Look at his ex wife and all the girls since, the French chick being the one exception.

George Clooney can have any woman he wants, and he is dating a transexual looking woman with no body? I don't get that at all.

Anyone notice the weird...uh, dent I guess, in her chest? Big or small boobs-good each in their own way, but look at pic 8 and someone tell me, what IS that in the middle of her chest? Seriously, does anyone know?

George Clooney beautiful woman, you are making a great thing! did you joined sugarmatchmaker.com, a site for rich men to date sexy women? I just found many people here keep talking it these days! I need the answer from you!

Well, someone might have something to say about this below:

http://tinyurl.com/3xo28a

@96- Well said.
@91- Read 96. Its not about chest size - its the fact that there is nothing about her that would indicate that she is female. Aside from her face she's pretty much a dude. Sorry.

Actually, scratch the "aside from her face comment. I realize now that its also pretty mannish.

She looks like a pound puppy.

I think she looks gorgeous - they make a hot couple.

Whatever. Her body is fine. Fantastic long legs, no belly and no jiggle, and her small boobs allow her to look great in any outfit. It's the outfits, the makeup and the "runway model" expressions on her face that make her look weird. She's got the kind of body that would look so hot in nice jeans and heels, with a sexy top. Yes, she's all wrong for a playboy spread or a porno movie, but if she's good enough for George Fucking Clooney, nuff said.

To #102:
That may be what you are focusing on, but that doesn't mean there were not certain comments posted here solely putting down the fact that she has a flat chests - and that was what I was focusing on.

Damn, this is a white girl, well now time for the white girl namecalling like you did when there was a black girl on the other blog. Comeon, let''s hear it. Not one real honky or white bitch with a stick ass. Let's be fair!!!!

Leave her alone. So the girl has no boobs. Big deal. Can't a girl be natural anymore without having to walk around with oversized silicone watermelons stuffed into her body? If the author of this piece is a male, how about getting some penile implants for our pleasure? If you're a woman, well then.....try not to let the claws of the green eyed monster called jealously rear it's ugliness because she managed to snag him and not you.

#96 and #102. It's the same thing, how on earth can she change her waist to hip ratio or her breast size and how is that her fault. Now if she is anorexic then she has a medical problem but, it's still nothing to laugh at. However I knew girls her size that ate like horses and they were so insecure about their bodies, they had beautiful faces and the model look but, it was so hard for them to have straight figures and it made them feel like they weren't good enough. It's hard for a woman to be built like this, the only solution is dangerous plastic surgery and if less women did it you'd see that it's fairly common and normal to be built like this. I expect these comments form guys with all their porno and treating women like fuck toys but, from girls come on now you all have flaws why rip on other girls when you know it hurts you to be ripped on. Kitty Kat I believe you are a tall girl how about when girls say that being very tall is manly and that women are supposed to be petite and dainty. I don't subscribe to that way of thinking but, I've seen you get pissed over it.
Real women don't have curves, some women have curves and some don't and they're all real. As long as a woman is healthy it's all good and you can't always judge by looking at someone if they are healthy or not.

Bottom line is many girls automatically rip on a girl this size because they instantly (subconsciously) think, hey she wouldn't have to second guess eating fries and a burger like I do. I HATE HER. Even if she's too slim for your taste you can't deny that her lack of fat is frustrating to women who worry about their body fat day in and day out.
This may be the superficial but, you all need to chill the fuck out. Now if some of you women are the hottest things on earth, which I highly doubt you are, then go spread your legs on the cover of a mag and be a beauty whore, whore out your looks, live off of them, treat people who weren't born with hotness like shit and live a shallow worthless life. Or shut the fuck up and start focusing on something other than your looks and realize that you really can't have an ego about something you were born with but, you can have pride about your accomplishments, if they aren't based of vain shallow bullshit.

http://media.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/44616332---george_clooney.jpg

yeah she's hideous.

#2. Kitty I'm sure you are.

http://o.aolcdn.com/www.aol.in/gallery/i/m/men_in_love/sexymenlove_3_211_430x.jpg

http://www.ogpaper.com/images/George-Clooney-Sarah-Larson.jpg

She has extra skin down younder'! Ewww.....tuck it in your bathing suit next time!

She's okay. Nice slim body, but she has an okay face...not beautiful.

She's much prettier than in these pictures. but, is she half chinese?

#110, that was beautiful. And honestly people...picking on a model? Come on, get a life.

"...Kitty Kat I believe you are a tall girl how about when girls say that being very tall is manly and that women are supposed to be petite and dainty. I don't subscribe to that way of thinking but, I've seen you get pissed over it.
Real women don't have curves, some women have curves and some don't and they're all real..."

Never did I say that

Sarah Larson
Someone mentioned that you met on the famous online service sugarmatchmaker, a club for rich men/celebrits to seek rich men ? True or not??

skinny, dull, with ugly shoes.

Oops! Sorry! Didn't finish my post but it got posted anyway.
"...Kitty Kat I believe you are a tall girl how about when girls say that being very tall is manly and that women are supposed to be petite and dainty. I don't subscribe to that way of thinking but, I've seen you get pissed over it.
Real women don't have curves, some women have curves and some don't and they're all real..."

I'm oddly flattered that you remember that I'm tall :). Never did I say that she was not a real woman, I merely said that I personally found her mannish. I find her facial features masculine. She does not have to be a DDD or anything, or have a huge behind a la Kim Kardashian, but SOME curves would be nice. I respect your points though.

I blame the stylists of this show -- look at photo #8! Her double sided tape is stranded on her left boob. Also, that spidery looking crap in her hair in the first few photos is just plain weird.

I have to side with the opinion here that George likes her very nice and sweet personality, though she is a solid "OK" in the looks department. Maybe he just wants to be sure he is prettier than his date.

Here's an interesting read from someone who knows her...

http://deadc.wordpress.com/2007/09/13/from-patchouli-to-prada-clooneys-mystery-girl/#more-134

Wow, I'm impressed with how unimpressive she is. No, not ugly, but definetly not exactly beautiful enough to pull a mega star like Clooney either. All that being said, I think Clooney is a douche & not very attractive himself.

She looks beautiful. I love her. Is she single now? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "WealthyRomance.com" last week. Just curious!

@ 110

just what i was thinking! reading your post made me so happy to know there's people like you out there

Jealous? Of what????????

#7
In the white tank top pictures.... a lot of her stomach area is effected by the lighting... shadows and whanot... and the only reason shadows can form on her tummy in these pics is: Her posture and the fact that she is TONED in her stomach. She actually has evidence of muscles, or at least some FORM. It is not just flat and it is definitely not FAT. dumbass.

She's a little above average but that is offset by her flat chest. She has the breasts of a 10 year old girl. Is Clooney into pedophilia?

wow, just downgrade her because she doesn't have implants...

Fuck! So she's small chested- so what? Her boobs are real, proportionate, and if she ever has kids, she'll be able to breastfeed, which is what nature intended. Fuck all you assholes who determine what a woman should look like!!!!!!!

I thought everyone knew that Clooney liked boys. Even ones in shiny silver dresses!

go pat. i love you.

wow. oh no. someone who doesnt have fake tits... get over it.. shes beautiful ... the girls hating probably have big boobs but only because theyre fat .. fat and big tits isnt hot. dont show then off. makes me wana throw up

Those boobs would be proportionate for a prepubescent child. I'm usually against implants, but in this case............

I'm going to use try to use 'fly fly' at some point today.

She looks like a dog that's ready for battle.

her eyes tell us that she knows she's hot... even for a little boy.

Thanks for the great pics

I'm glad she Hasn't had breast implants - nice to see some normal tits - I sometimes wish I hadn't had any. Not because of breastfeeding (perfectly possible #131), but because they distort everything you wear over them and make it hard to sleep on your front. And that's the normal ones, not the freaky stripper ones.

She has thighs, she has hips. I can't see the deal about her figure here. We're living in this weird world where no one under 30 can remember a time when being fat was freaky, not being thin. OK, she looks like a horse, but I look like baboon in a bonnet, so what can I say?

idiot website same old news

#111,112,113
Here are some candid photos of Sarah
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=483851&in_page_id=1773

I'm so sick about George Clooney and his media-friendly fake girlfriend.

Lets try this again .
http://secondarybits.blogspot.com/2007/09/clooneys-new-mystery-girlfriend.html
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/176249
Nine.com girls are women hired by online gaming outfits to entertain customers. Need I say more?

@61
Larson claimed she made 200K a year cocktail waitressing. There must have been cock and tail involved but not much waitressing.
http://www.viply.de/?p=3436

Being flat chested and not having implants does not automatically make someone classy. I think Paris Hilton already proved that.

#144 - hahaha

This tranny got to meet Clooney while "working" and all poor Ashley Dupre got was Spitzer.

Christ, she's fat.....

.

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

How funny. I am wearing the exact same top as her (not the bikini, the white tank) although it looks much better on her, and I highly doubt she got hers from JC Penney..

At least I can say I have better tits than her and my eyebrows don't look like two dead caterpillars on my face. So there ya go.

she looks healthy and athletic which = sexy.
fake boobs, plastic surgery, implants are not.

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She has nice legs. But her lipstick is weird, which I guess isn't her fault, but it bugs me nonetheless. She looks a lot prettier in other pictures.

Those swimsuits are fugly. Eh, she's perfectly lovely. Skinny, but whatever. I don't have to bang her, so... Nice legs. Not every dude is all about the boobs. I'd honestly rather see boobless than giant fake melon tits.

What is wrong with having No boobs. I would rather see those than big, fat, sloppy ones hanging everywhere. Happy St. Patricks Day!!!

she has no boobs and one ugly mug, clooney must be blind

flat girls are just jealous of girls with big boobs..come on, girls like them and men LOVE them. Big boobs can get you anywhere. Those who say they'd rather have small ones are liars, you're doomed with small chickenpox for breasts and can't do anything to change that. Sure you can get implants but you know most men hate fakies! So you have no option but lie to yourself and everyone else that big boobs are gross and you rather have flat chest and look like a man. Ha ha .

She's pretty...for a ladyboy.

Yea man I hate all these models who don't look like 90s pornstars.

dd... You're trying too hard. Who are you trying to convice, us or yourself? You know, there is a happy medium between flat as a board and flabby pendulums. And, depending on the woman's frame, that can be an A,B or C cup. Anything bigger than that is going to be disproportionate (unless your frame is VERY LARGE ie. fat ). Sarah Larson looks great the way she is, slim and healthy. She snagged George Clooney for Christ's sake!! Go girl!

I think she's quite pretty ^_^. George has always struck me as the type to go for men and women though, whatever he feels like at the time, y'know? (not a bad thing at all ^_~) at any rate, fine choice Georgey mah boy :D

Fuck you assholes who have qualms against natural breasts. Just because she doesn't have plastic jugs doesn't mean she's bad-looking. And guess what? When she's 70 years old and sitting in her rocking chair, she will still have perky boobs...

can you even IMAGINE what Pam Anderson's fake ass silicone basketballs will look like when SHE'S old? CHRIST.

he's gay, so it doesnt matter what the latest women he is dragging around looks like. there is no closet big enough girlfriend!

She´s got no brains, and he is still with her! What does it tell about mr.clooney? Pathetic. He has taken this ho everywhere, talking about air pollution for vain !