Mar 4 2008Dina Lohan is ready to destroy another daughter

There's nothing quite like a mother's love...

She has horrible posture.

that fugly slouching gollum won't make it very far...too b ad her sister took all the good-looking genes

Oh yeah, SECOND BITCHES!!!! Gay..

Jesus. This second daughter is shaping up nicely; meaning she is already anorexic and exhibits very poor posture. With such maladaptive habits already cultivated, it will be a very short time, indeed, that we'll see her fully implode.

It's Jamie Lynne Part II!!!

Quick, get the popcorn!

Whoa, that thing beside Lindsay's mom is human? She looks like a little troll.

Sad woman.

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It looks as if someone smashed Dina's nose with a brick.

Meal time must consist of Dina running with a piece of celery at the end of a fishing pole..

Ali Lohan looks like a malnourished dog that Animal Control rescued from a neglectful redneck's backyard petting zoo.

And holy fucking Mary-Mother-of Jesus! Lindsay Lohan looks just like her mother -- granted, a little more alive, living, not dead-yet looking.

I don't have kids, but is it ok to allow your 14-yr.-old to tart herself up with all that make-up?

I'm thinkin' "NO".

I see that freckles run deep in this tragic family's genes.

for the love of god let them go!!! E! certainly know how to word things carefully so they can still get that exclusive interview when the sh*t hits the fan.....why dont u say what we all REALLY think....Dina your a really really good mom, mom of the year 2008 to .......forever

"highly entertaining"? Just like the crashes in a Nascar race. This family is a train wreck and that is the only reason anyone will watch anthing to do with the Lohans..

When you look up Douchefucker in the dictionary, you see a picture of the Lohan family..

Someone give that kid a sandwich, STAT!!!

that child looks like a shell-less turtle. she's going to burn harder and faster than lohan just to try to be the most famous lohan girl. can't wait to watch her self-destruct.

If I were her son, I would run the fuck away from home! He's NEXT, ya know?!
And who in the hell ironed his t-shirt and his button-down shirt? He looks like a G.I.Joe, Jr. action figure. GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT....you're not Celine's boy or Kate Hudson's boy.

My daughter is 14, and she wouldn't have access to those HO clothes...much less leave the house wearing a tube dress. Poor Ali, I see some serious issues in her near future.

Does that Ali kid have scurvy or something?! why the hell can't she seem to stand upright???? she's hunched over in every freaking picture.

this chick is a total troll. she'll be doing porn in no time.

they need to teach poor little ali to stand up straight. mom's so cocked out...oops, my bad, coked out, that she can't even teach her that bad posture is ugly.

Look at Dina... So poised, so confident, so serene... So ready to rake in the mad phat cash that her other daughter is now set and ready to make for her. She knows she'll never have to deal with Father Michael McDouchebag-Lohan for support ever again.

Is it just me, or does the skinny, short, freaky-looking one resemble an EMACIATED Tina Fay without glasses?

That whole family is ugly!!

Ugly all the way to the..

Damn Dina just looks like possibly one of the most bitchy moms ever.

Also...shit Ali is ugly. What does she think she is gonna get famous? She's busted...sorry, its true

It's too bad that this site gives any "Air Time" to a pathetic parent like this bitch!! I feel real bad for the the rest of us that actually take time to rase our kids the right way!

I think Ali looks like a teenage version of Angie Harmon...and waaaay better looking than Lindsay. She might need a back brace, for crying out loud! Dina probably had her locked in the basement without food, until she agreed to be pimped out on the reality show.

And some teen girls slouch to hide the new boobs.

Look Quasimoto! No one wants to see you slumped over like the hunchback of Norte Dame! I bet it's the weight of her huge chest pulling her to the ground...

In my experience, women who have low self esteem give GREAT blowjobs.
Therefore, the following formula is proposed

GREAT Blowjobs = Dina Lohan (plastic surgery * low self esteem * desperate for attention)

Ali won't be able to pimp the son out at all. He's quite unfortunate looking.

"READY" to destroy another daughter ?
HAHAHAHAHA .......... Looks like she already has
Friggin *Bag-0-Bones*

"READY" to destroy another daughter ?
HAHAHAHAHA .......... Looks like she already has
Friggin *Bag-0-Bones*

wtf, Ali needs to stand up straight

you think her crazy mom would have taught her that much!

My mom died 3 years ago and I miss her. Now my dad is married to a younger lady. She tries to get me to dress skanky like her. I tell her that I like wearing bras and keeping my girls supported but she tells me I am too conservative. I feel like telling her that perhaps it is because I did not spend 8,000 of dads money for a boob job. Anyway my step mom looks at this site. I hope she gets the message.

Oh man. Like mother, like daughters. Ugly, ugly, ugly.

Yes... Ali needs The Alexander Technique... STAT!

Dina Lohan is a bitch.

And a grower.

Why you gotta hate Ali? She is just one boob and nose job (simultaneously) away from stardome? (and a bleach bottle and crotch shot and.....

First of all, shes 14!! of course she looks thin HELLO!!!! she isnt supposed to look womanly till at least 16!! shes so young! all girls her age look tiny cuz THEY ARE, goodness people. and WOW thats ALOT of blush

Is she hunched? That shits hot. Hunched bitches.

as much as that little beast needs to not be like her whored out mom and sister, at least she still isn't as ugly as rumor willis...

Hmm, I wonder if you get a discount if you book a rehab clinic a year in advance. That'll be about when Ali will be due, if she follows mom and Lindsay's guidance.

I wonder if the reality show will include an episode where a producer-boyfriend of Dina's stays overnight, and she turns the TV up really loud when he goes to the bathroom late at night and "accidentally" winds up in Ali's bedroom.

38......linds- it's a lot, not alot. But you're wrong in many other areas as well.

Either she has Scoliosis or she's trying out for the lead next to Tom Cruise.

TCLTC

I HATE Dina Lohan she is the real Anti Christ. Everything that is revolting about hollywood, fame, greed, women and motherhood is rolled up into to this bleached, botoxed, super whore, old hag, piece of filth, worthless Momager. (note* As a woman I can insult other women and the female gender without it being sexist or disrespectful). There is a male version of Dina Lohan and he is everything bad about men and fame and greed and bla blah rolled into one horrible beefy smelling douchebag but, I don't have time to talk about Oprah right now.

The fact is this bitch has such a giant fuckload of KARMA coming to her and I just pray to the God of Celebhate that when she lands face first in all that shitty misery she has earned in spades that the fucking camera's are rolling and the popcorn is nice and buttery, because I will watch every second of her well earned demise and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. She, Brit's Mom and Paris's Mom should all get a giant worst mother of the year award and by award I mean a flaming space shuttle destined for Mars right up their wrinkly, dry, asses. Bon voyage bitches.

I feel sorry for any man who has every gone near this devil bitch. I bet her body is partly mumified by now. Fuck you Dinasore! Sadly for you no one wants to. She reminds me of a witch who uses pure young women for her sick youth serum. She should have played Michelle Pfeiffer's role in Stardust, that would have been much more fitting but, also much more aweful and scary.

She is clinging to her mother like one of those love-starved baby chimps who woefully clings to a carpet-covered makeshift mother in science/psychological experiments.

Creepy.

She's actually a hell of a lot better looking than Lindsay - and she's only 14, she's totally in the awkward stage. I bet when she hits 18 she'll be drop dead.

PS Dinah sucks.

#38? You think Ali swallows? God I hope so.

You're probably right about her dropping dead at 18. Sad. Hopefully she will be around when her mother's book ("My Daughters Are My Best Friends") comes out.

That gal looks anorexic as hell. And that boy (?) looks kind of like a girl. Not as bad as Cindy Crawford's son, but still looks like a girl.

Ali looks like she has low self-esteem and is very eager to please.

Dear Diary: jackpot.

*Yawn* I'm getting bored.

Ashley Tisdale's "New & Improved" schnoz licks the biggie.

I mean... does she actually think she looks better now? Girl is homely as all hell, and a more streamlined honker does not change that.

WORST... NOSEJOB... EVER... (besides Michael Jackson's hack-job)

Where's the daughter ? Behind that homeless guy ?

What da deal? Does this kid have Scoliosis or Giraffe neck??

Nice fucking posture on that kid.

Porn for her, gay porn for him. Mother Of The Fucking Century.

Is she really a natural brunette with that coloring and freckles?? Or is this broad letting her 14 year old dye her hair black?

She seriously needs to work on her posture before she starts looking like the bossu de notre-dame.

The real star of this program isn't the girl. It's Dina, her child is merely a prop. The show is about how this struggling single mom struggles to raise a struggling young actress. E! and Dina are booked on the same train to hell.

#40

THANK YOU!!!

Rumor Willis is the most akward grotesque pieces of priviledged shit on the planet. I do not know her but I cannot stand her anyways. Look at her, she thinks she is sexy. She thinks she has talent. As if just because your mother and father are famous means you look good and deserve attention. Stupid C*nt

Maybe with the money from the show - they can buy a back-brace for Quasi-modo.

The Lohans can roll with the punches and come out on top?!?!?!?!?!? How exactly have they come out on tom? The father ended up in Jail, Lindsay's career is over, etc....

And most importantly, it is my opinion that Dina Lohan has no upper lip and draws one on using lip liner and lipstick. Take a close look, you'll see I'm right.

words can no longer express the disgust i feel at this cultural phenomenon of making "nobodies" into "the most interesting people society can seem to offer"

no longer do you need some sort of "talent" to succeed, now all you need to do is be related to another famous no talent clown in order to be famous for being... wait for it, talented?

chances are, if i don't like your more famous sibling, i could really give a fuk less about you either.

google ali lohan bikini and theres some pics of her sporting a barely there bikini at lilo's party when she got out of rehab/prison

DINA, GET YOUR OWN FREAKIN' JOB, AND STOP LEECHING OFF YOUR DAUGHTERS ... LOOK WHERE THAT GOT LINDSAY -- JAIL, REHAB, REHAB, JAIL, CAREER RAPIDLY DISAPPEARING.

DAMN; JUST GET A JOB!!!

(AND E! IS A PITIFUL, SLIMY 'ORGANIZATION,' IMO.)

rub rub rub rub one out

"theres some pics of her sporting a barely there bikini"

I know those pictures very well...

rub rub rub rub one out

Nice boots on Eric Stoltz in the first picture.

Really! who wants to look at this hoe and her humped back daughter
Cruel i know but true

Really! who wants to look at this hoe and her humped back daughter
Cruel i know but true

Numbers 40 and 60. YES! Oh that Rumer Willis! I'll bet she is SO pissed that her plastic surgery enhanced Mom is prettier than she is, and Rumer is 19 and Demi is 45!
BUT WAIT!
I saw photos of Demi when she was a teen, I swear to God......she had crossed eyes, HORRIBLE glasses, a different face shape, and NO boobs.
So Rumer, there's help if you want your JAW SHEARED OFF. Which CAN be done. Honest!

Nice hunch, kiddo.

She looks like a young Ali McGraw with freakishly long arms.

From the looks of Ali, she's picked up LH's wonderful eating habits. Dina is SOO loving vicariously through her daugheters. What an f'ing pimp.

Is it me or is Ali a hunchback? Why is she leaning like that? IS she broken?
I have no clue what is wrong with her but it loks like she's all scrunched up?

Lemme guess.. Mama Lohan scrunches Al-Lo in a suitcasr to save on airfair?

That's the most raggedy 14 year old I've ever seen...

There is something about this girl that bugs me. Part of it is her posture -- like her head is too heavy to hold up.

But I think it's that she looks like a copy of a copy of a copy, like there is something that might have been cute but just got too muddled along the way.

And she looks like she is 40.

Maybe the chin?

is the show going to cover why Ali is a disgusting hunchback?

this is a shame. anyone notice her emaciated arms? looks like she already has an eating disorder--or a coke problem. way to go dina!

Hey Dina,

Have I told you how much I hate you today. Oh yes I have. Well the thing with hate is you can never express it often enough. What if god forbid something happens to that person youh ate and you just didn't get to tell them I HATE YOU one last time. That kind of thing happens too often and it's just tragic. So Dina I will never let you go a day without letting you know I FUCKING HATE YOU. Oh wait I probably will, I'll probably get right back to my life and forget your horrid bitch ass until another one of your nasty cougar slut pictures pops up to make me vomit in my mouth and turn red with hate. So I guess what I'm saying is, if I forget to tell you how much I hate you it's because I hate you SO much that you aren't important enough for me to hate. Can you understand something so complex? Probably not and that's just another one of millions and billions of reason I HATE you.

I HATE you forever,

ME

@75 BB, it's part of her method acting training. She's learning what it's like to be hungry. Dina is preparing her for adulthood when she learns her money has all been stolen by her parent.

I guess I have to respect Dina's commitment to the acting craft. She's a good coach.

What bothers me about Ali Lohan, besides her terrible posture, is her smile. She seems to smile downward...as if her mouth does not have the ability to point up. And her teeth have absolutely no gaps between each one...its like someone glued a piece of Styrofoam to her mouth.

this pic looks familiar.seems you ever posted your profile on a celebrity
and millionaire dating site called "SearchingM illionaire. com". I saw your profile there few weeks ago.

Great women. There is a blog created by her fans on a Herpes dating site "" positiveloving.com" . It was said that she helped many HIV singles on this site.

That little girl must be so excited, in the wake of lindsay's success all these years Dina forgot that she had another child, and also apparently forgot to feed it every once in awhile... Cocaine Puffs are next up sweetie, so pack on at least a few pounds for the punch.

I still can't figure out why Dina doesn't try to pimp out Cody. I hate kids, HATE THEM, but that kid is downright adorable.

I thought Lindsay was probably the un-cutest kid possible, she was like this slitty-eyed gremlin, but somehow at age 16 or so she transformed into this moon-faced, exquisite beauty. So maybe there's still hope for Ali. That's a big maybe.

Dude, Ali, eat a jug of mayonnaise already.

Cultivating a career? Help me out here... does she come equipped with a screen play about a female Quasimodo with an eating disorder?

Someone just throw her a sandwich and let's start from there. Maybe in a couple of years she might have enough strength to pursue a GED.

Can the monkey stand up straight? Oh sorry thats Ali....... oooh poor thing

That's not a fourteen year old girl, that's a scrounge. Fourteen year old girls never looked this sickly when I was in Junior High.

just in case you didnt receive all of that...

she can be who she wants

leave her alone and

maybe just try to be who you want

without fucking everyone else up?

hot mama ? wanna try ?

#17, you launched a coughing fit with that one - then, just when I recovered I looked at your name and I was gone again. Like the way your mind works.

okay, the spam from herpeslove is hilarious, i can't help but laugh at that shit.

and i have no words for dina lohan. no words.

wow....

Fire crotch and quasimoto . . now that's one hot sista sammich

Its amazing, simply amazing, that the Lohans that have just about the ugliest skin imaginable, have anyone at all that even wants to look at them. Millions of freckles with hundreds of moles mixed in. VOMIT.

Girls who like him be attention. I have seen his photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named " wealthydater. com". Seems he is a certified millionaire there.

I'm always surprised how old and haggard Dina looks for her age. The kids are all pretty much guaranteed to be living in cardboard in 10 years.

Girls are hot. I saw one of them have a profile on the celebrities and

millionaires dating site myrichmatch.com last week. It's said she is

interested in dating wealthy young guys on that site!

Oh dear, that poor girl is starving to death, she can't even stand straight.

Seriously, what kind of a mother is Dina Lohan? (Obviously, not the responsible kind...)

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I smell either a DUI, rehab, teen pregnancy, a big time coke habit, some major sluttin around and/or some nasty freckled nude photo shoots not too far in the future.

I suddenly feel better about my posture

She has no boobs, than why does she stands like Mr Burns?!

WTF is she a hunchback?

Spending so much time turning LiLo into a mega-super-sexy-star clearly left Dino-Dina without enough time to feed those kids.

Someone throw that girl a cheeseburger, quick!

Mmmm, just saw DIna's profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com" last week. It seems she is detroying another multi-millionaire's peaceful family..

lollllll 48

At 14 your not supposed to be filled out like a women....but you should look a little healthier than a science room skeleton. Oh and Mom how come only us kids have more freckles than all of Northern Ireland?

rehab for eating disorder.

At the age of 14 she looks like a troll. It probably will not look any better growing up. She reminds me of Ashlee Simpson, another troll at first but the miracle of plastic surgery made her look better. I hope Dina gets that plastic surgeon's number from Ashlee's dad.

ali looks like smeagol from LOTR.

Somebody give that poor girl a cookie and some freakin ice cream. Hell, a scoop of lard covered in chocolate sauce would probably be better.

Someone needs to tell that damn kid to stand up straight!!! Horrid Posture!!! I dont know what kind of roles she is aiming to get lookin like that....maybe Zoey 101, at least she isnt knocked up......yet

the parting mom is at it again

14 not even on t.v. yet and already anorexic. Good job mom.

#33 please wear a bra...if not your tits may sagg and then you would have to spend 8,000 on a boob job. Your step mom is a fucken idiot.

Maybe she'll use the money to buy Ali some food. Starving your 14 year old is probably not the best approach. That kid is way underweight.

Looks like someone held a fly net over skeletor and took a shit through it.

Does the poor girl have scoliosis or is she just bent over from all the beatings?

edamame - how much crack are you on?? She looks like Angie fucking Harmon??? No, I'm sorry, I agree much more with the person who compared her to Gollum. And you said she is "slouching to hide new boobs"??? What the fuck??!! Did you LOOK at the picture? The girl looks like she is about to DROP DEAD OF STARVATION. I don't think she has any boobs to hide, retard. Go blaze up another one!! Jesus Christ, how stupid are some people??!!

Someone PLEASE tell her to stand up straight? Maybe she can borrow a pole from Lindsay?

#39 loll! and #48 - does she look likes she swallows? DUH! She might actually benefit from the nutrients if she did. Lets give her a few years though. Can't having her show up the big sis!

ok just for the record...

children owe their parents nothing

parents owe their children everything including their life if nescessary

dina, stop pimping your family and take responsibility
for your own needs

want drugs? go get some
want sex... hire a toy boy
want fame? do something yourself

stop *using* your children

She's evil looking like the youngest Willis girl.

I am crazy about her,maybe I feel attached to her.I love her perfect perform.I saw she is dating in millonaire dating site" wealthyloving.com".I am wondering what kind of relation she is looking for in this site?

does she have a back problem

does she have a back problem

i wish people would just leave them alone already. I think she is doing a damn good job with Ali. She is so talented, I say go for it Ali!

i'd do her...