Feb 12 2008Petra Nemcova plays for the skins
Petra Nemcova poses topless for the latest ad campaign for Rampage jeans. She looks so good I'm tempted to buy a pair myself and go cruising the mall for chicks. The jeans look a little tight but that means I can show the ladies the "rampage" in my pants. Unless I black out from the loss of circulation to my nads and suffer a concussion. Wait, I'll just wear a football helmet. Damn. This is almost too easy...

Reader Comments
1. Sarah - February 12, 2008 4:35 PM
She is gorgeous, but this is totally photoshopped.
2. Jimbo - February 12, 2008 4:37 PM
Sarah, who care??
This is so much better than Ashely's chin..
3. Jimbo - February 12, 2008 4:37 PM
Sarah, who cares??
This is so much better than Ashely's chin..
4. notapc - February 12, 2008 4:38 PM
Nobody cares. Photoshop the shit out of her. Bring it ON!
5. whatever - February 12, 2008 4:48 PM
#1 - Everything is photoshopped these days. Ever thumbed through a Victoria's secret catalogue? I don't think guys could give a shit if she is actually half ape/half donkey if the finished product looks like the above specimen. I could be wrong, though.
6. lipper - February 12, 2008 4:50 PM
Damn, I'm a chick but she looks hot! I want a pair of those jeans!
7. biteme - February 12, 2008 4:51 PM
Whats with the lazy eye
8. nipolian - February 12, 2008 4:56 PM
Better yet.......what's with the big ass scab on her knee? Petra - you nastey little thing you.
9. Auntie Kryst - February 12, 2008 4:57 PM
I wonder if she ever vacationed in Phuket again? Oh well, it doesn't matter. I'm just so glad we got rid of communism. Look at all the great looking eastern European women we now have prancing around. For all you Kim K loving bedwetters, this is what hot is.
10. FreeJose - February 12, 2008 5:07 PM
God damn! Petra is more captivating than a triple-cunted hooker!
11. Cupid - February 12, 2008 5:12 PM
She's hot, but those jeans don't do her any justice and they are butt ugly. We are really looking at the girl, and not the jeans. Levis and Wrangler are so much better looking from the back.
12. robin - February 12, 2008 5:16 PM
WHY CAN"T ANYONE STAY A BRUNETTE!!!!!!!!????????????????????
Must everyone go blonde? It doesn't even suit her! Hate it. She was pretty as she was. What the hell? Can't anyone be an original?
13. Mike - February 12, 2008 5:20 PM
#11, you're right. She should take those ugly jeans right off. And never be allowed to put anything else on. Some women should just be naked.
14. Sam - February 12, 2008 5:25 PM
Ms. Hewitt - this is what an ass should look like. Not what each cheek should look like, but the entire ass.
15. FRT - February 12, 2008 5:25 PM
Petra...could you please have my baby...???
Pretty please with sugar on top...???
No...I didn't think so...!!!
16. Modela - February 12, 2008 5:27 PM
It's only photoshopped a little. Here's what her ass looks like nearly naked (from a lingerie shoot, wearing only a tiny g-string). Judge for yourself.
17. Chazzi - February 12, 2008 5:31 PM
You need to see this!!!!!
http://www.fakebuddy.com
18. feg - February 12, 2008 5:35 PM
*yawn*
19. suck it bitch - February 12, 2008 5:48 PM
16, is that a picture of your ex? Freak.
20. Ferg - February 12, 2008 6:04 PM
She's like a sexy Natalie Portman, one you'd like to frame and put up on the wall, the other you'd like to do dirty, nasty things too...
21. feg - February 12, 2008 6:07 PM
do you get a kick back for promoting people appearing in an advertisement?
when does an advertisement become a story? just curious.
22. IanY77 - February 12, 2008 6:14 PM
......aaaaaaand that sound you just heard was my penis exploding.
23. Cindy - February 12, 2008 6:22 PM
#22 all I heard was a barely perceptible single drip, as if from the world's tiniest faucet. Sorry about that, dude.
24. FRIST!!! - February 12, 2008 6:25 PM
She is HIDEOUS!!!! Gross!!
I'm just kidding, I'd kill for her body right about now..
25. Dude - February 12, 2008 6:41 PM
seriously... I want her now!! she is flawless
fuck the long distance relationships. Where are u petra? i'll fly in right now,baby
26. JealousChick - February 12, 2008 6:42 PM
Those photos are just depressing. My boyfriend does not get lucky tonight.
27. Jimbo - February 12, 2008 7:09 PM
@26 Why would you cut your boyfriend off just becasue there is a hot chick out there??
28. JealousChick - February 12, 2008 8:29 PM
I need down time to rebuild my self esteem. He needs me confident.
29. kitty_kat - February 12, 2008 9:38 PM
She's cute! But not uber-hot in my opinion.
@#9- Kim K. has a nice figure (albeit torally plastic).
30. kitty_kat - February 12, 2008 9:39 PM
@#9- Mmm... except for the ass. That shit's just too big.
31. Jayhawk - February 12, 2008 9:53 PM
Petra, Petra, Petra. Easily the best looking model I have ever seen. Very versitle as well. She's had one fucked up career though. All she really does now is attend celebrity parties desperate for a boyfriend. She is really beautiful, but something is not right after the tsunami, I actually feel bad for her.
32. haqikah - February 12, 2008 10:19 PM
She looks animated.
www.IGotUGGs.com
33. Jenniferxx - February 12, 2008 10:22 PM
yea , she looks miserable. what happened to her?? haha, I saw some cool videos about her on BillionaireCupid dot com, maybe they just joking. but those couldn't be true and she does not care.
34. Mike - February 12, 2008 10:33 PM
I want to hold her while she makes poopy.
35. sicasso - February 12, 2008 10:48 PM
she was hotter before the tsunami. tsunamis fuck you up in so many ways. they wreck your islands, your homes, your third world poverty, your super deluxe, all-inclusive resort vacation hotels. most of all, they wreck your good looks. poor, poor petra. we'll always have those pre-tsunami memories. and that HPV.
36. Emmyem - February 12, 2008 11:01 PM
WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT THIS PERSON? Yeas, she PHOTOSHOPPE-OLICIOUS for you manly men out there, and that's OK. But ALL THESE PICS and NO scoop?
COME ON FISH. Isn't this "The Superficial, BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY?"
Not meaning we only need to see ugly people, but just not BORING NOBODIES.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
37. dumbfounded - February 12, 2008 11:41 PM
God brought his A-game the day he made this one. Dream on, Kimmy et al.
38. Skip Smith - February 13, 2008 12:00 AM
She's fat.
39. jgfisogds - February 13, 2008 12:04 AM
lazy eye
40. Googlybits - February 13, 2008 12:16 AM
Give me a break - her waist is doctored in Photoshop. Nobody has such an extreme ratio - the proportions on the back are all wrong, and look very different from the photos .
The media is literally turning beautiful women into plasticized sex dolls. Give me a break. Sure, she looks hot -- in reality.
41. asteadyrain - February 13, 2008 1:12 AM
It's just some woman posing for photographs -- why is this even noteworthy?
42. Anal Fistula - February 13, 2008 1:59 AM
#9 said it all...forget about Kim Backyardassian...this is a seriously hot woman who isn't famous for letting some dude pee on her.
43. Todd Smith - February 13, 2008 3:32 AM
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44. Todd Smith - February 13, 2008 3:32 AM
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45. Todd Smith - February 13, 2008 3:33 AM
Petra is a really interesting model. Check out this ManagedQ search to see what i mean: http://beta1.managedq.com/search.php?q=petra%20nemcova
46. maria - February 13, 2008 4:09 AM
If i had her body i would wear such jeans, but the reality is so cruel
47. jessi - February 13, 2008 5:41 AM
#16 I wish I wouldn't have clicked on that link.... you are definitely a sick fuck. Thats just nasty.
48. justtheobvious - February 13, 2008 7:11 AM
damn she is beautiful
49. beyonce - February 13, 2008 9:00 AM
Mmmm, It seems she is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site called W e a l t h yR o m a n c e .com last week.
50. Pilatunes - February 13, 2008 9:05 AM
I am so glad I married her.
51. Grunion - February 13, 2008 9:32 AM
She looked hotter the last time I fucked her.
52. RichPort - February 13, 2008 9:37 AM
Unshopped, I bet her legs in jeans look more like chopsticks in paper towel tubes. I wonder if she freaks out and grabs a tree when they blow the dramatic hair fans at her..?
53. FCS - February 13, 2008 9:46 AM
I'd like to get to know her in the biblical sense.
54. gotmilk? - February 13, 2008 9:47 AM
she looks downright possessed in the last picture.
and i thought that was Hayden in the rampage ad. they photoshopped the crap out of her.
55. Dick Richards (Scatman.) - February 13, 2008 10:01 AM
Petra is gorgeous. And she's tough as nails: Petra survived the biggest disaster in recorded history with no more than a crushed pelvis. Although her pelvis was mangled, she still managed to pull herself in to a tree and wait for eight, fucking hours, until she was rescued. Tough.
Before the Tsunami, she was in her hotel's lobby, waiting to leave the island. The Tsunami came and she, and her fiance were sucked from the building, like turds. He didn't survive. She hasn't seen him since.
Petra seems like a good person. She's healthy, not skinny -- Beautiful and nice, and smart. She speaks five languages. She's perfect, in my opinion. I find her irresistible.
At this point, you may be asking yourself how I know all of this information about 'Pet', as I call her. Well, by day I barely work, but at night, I hone all of my energies for stalking Pet-Pet. I follow her all over the world -- London, Paris, Los Angeles, New York, Milan. I tap her cell phone. I bug her hotel rooms. I broke her relationship with James 'Fag' Blunt. Once, I even stole her purse (oddly there was nothing inside). I don't want to hurt, Petra. Nor, do I don't want to rape her. I couldn't hurt something so pretty; the only reason for me to infiltrate Petra's life is to know for a fact if, indeed, pretty girls defecate.
I have bugged her toilets: still no evidence.
56. Biff Henderson - February 13, 2008 10:24 AM
I just splooged onto my computer screen.
57. my comment - February 13, 2008 10:24 AM
Way too much bleach in her hair. Just awful looking and cheap.
The jeans are ugly.
Not to mention the MINK CHAIR she's leaning on in that photo-shopped picture. PETA anyone?
58. Bigheadmike - February 13, 2008 10:42 AM
We have a new top of the list......
PETRA!!!!!!!!!!!
59. Michelle DD - February 13, 2008 11:19 AM
shes so annoying !
btw, i wanna be photoshoped too.
60. Anonymous - February 13, 2008 12:04 PM
Dick Richards,
Don't quit your day job, dude. You suck at comedy, although I have to give you props for trying.
61. Not hot, not even pretty - February 13, 2008 12:13 PM
Don't like her... NOT hot, NOT hot, NOT hot, NOT pretty.
Now have you guys seen how Kim Kardashian looked topless in the ad campaign of some jeans, way before Petra did hers? seems very copycat to me, only there's no way for Petra Nemcova in the luckiest day of her whole life to approach Kim Kardashian's hotness and good looks even in a 1%.
62. ROFLOL @ #9 - February 13, 2008 12:39 PM
#9 muahah muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaahahahah
you really are GAY and TASTELESS!
just compare, beauty speaks by itself:
http://i26.tinypic.com/6ejdq1.jpg
You said that just because you're gay, tasteless, and a racist, and incredibly ignorant, and any woman who shows the smallest bit of a tan of or a dark complexion is not white to you hence you can't like her because you only like ugly white chicks (or white little boys). (You're that insane racist gay freak that posts as D. Richards too).
Breadface or butterface... that's what Nemcova is, she's ugly!!!
Kardashian is an incredibly stunning goddes of beauty and hotness.
63. Nemcova has one flat ass - February 13, 2008 12:51 PM
Flat booty anyone?
She's ugly, sorry guys, it's the truth. Very NOT hot.
She's photoshoped to death and stuffed in tight jeans and still her ass looks ugly and flat as a pancake.
Not hot.
64. susieqzie - February 13, 2008 1:10 PM
She looked soooo much prettier with her natural brown hair! Why do they have to give her the same boring, plastic, Jessica Simpson-Mermaid-barbie long wavy blonde extensions as every other starlet in Hollywood?
Other than that though, she's lovely.
65. Grunion - February 13, 2008 1:58 PM
#61 Kim, don't you have anything better to do with your time? Oh yeah probably not. Those 12 hour daily electrolysis sessions don't leave alot of spare time I guess.
66. Hot - February 13, 2008 2:51 PM
She is beautiful. I like her curves. Not a skeletor man boy like some of the models you see today. People who are saying crap are just jealous.
67. Ted from LA - February 13, 2008 2:54 PM
#55,
So what you're saying is that she is a tree hugger?
68. Jayhawk - February 13, 2008 3:10 PM
It makes me wanna barf when I hear people say she's ugly. That is bullshit, I have seen her on youtube and inmany video, and she is possibly the most beautiful woman in the world. It's all what you're opinion is but come on now. She is better looking than most of the models I have seen.
69. Fucked up world - February 13, 2008 3:25 PM
What a bunch Of losers around here. All these blogs are friggin insult machines. I can see people pissing all over the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and other hoes, but Petra is fucking gorgeous, photoshopped or not. Probably the most beautiful woman ever. I'd fuck her day and night.
70. D. Richards (Hung.) - February 13, 2008 4:29 PM
Hey, Ted! She would be!
I'm that large. Seriously.
71. D. Richards (Neo-Racist.) - February 13, 2008 4:34 PM
#62? What in the fuck are you talking about?
72. Jealous People Suck - February 13, 2008 4:50 PM
Petra also does a lot of charity work in addition to being smoking hot. She's a classic beauty. #62 STFU.
73. She's ugly - February 13, 2008 4:55 PM
Oh my god, some people have issues and are so incredibly brainwashed by the media that they are BLIND.
Honestly, as honestly as honest can be, hands down, I look at this chick and I truly can't see an ounze of beauty or of hotness in her. I find her very unattractive. She looks like the unattractive boring woman selling bread at the bakery down the street. I've seen millions of women way, way, WAAAAAAY more beautiful than her in my life and I just have to get out to the street to see one who is definitely soooo much prettier than her.
Please, look at her. There's some really beautiful famous women out there like Angelina Jolie, Kim Kardashian, if you want me to mention a model, Adriana Lima. But this chick is as far from hot as ice is. I don't see any prettiness or any beauty in her AT ALL, by far, I find her very unattractive.
Just look at her, ewwww:
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/02/Petra%20Nemcova%20Rampage%20ad/gallery_main/gallery_main-0212_petra_nemcova_rampage_06.jpg
Some of you people need a freking TASTE
74. no, thank you - February 13, 2008 5:03 PM
I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot stick.
75. haha - February 13, 2008 5:13 PM
This is so funny, I just showed my friend who is from another country and has never heard of Petra Nemcova these pictures of her, then I asked him what he thought. He said she was very average, leaning towards the ugly side, he would reject her if he had the chance to bang her because he doesn't find her good looking.
Goes to show you how brainwashed some people are. Please don't insult beautiful woman and the word 'beauty' by calling this completely unattractive woman 'beautiful'. I understand why women say she's good looking though. That's because she's not, and they don't feel threatened by her. They hate chicks like Kardashian because she's fucking hot and they know she would make their boyfriend's dicks rock hard, but they like Petra Nemcova because they don't feel outshined by her and they know she wouldn't give their boyfriends any kind of erection.
76. You're Retarded - February 13, 2008 5:13 PM
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY THIS GIRL IS UGLY! She is very cute, great smile, nice body, and really nice eyes too. If you saw her with sports illustrated in the videos, she looks beautiful, and much better than almost 90% of women.
77. D. Richards (Slob.) - February 13, 2008 5:14 PM
#73? You're just making yourself look bad.
How much you weigh, heffer?
78. D. Richards (Racist.) - February 13, 2008 5:18 PM
What the fuck are you people talking about; You're kidding, right?
Kardashian is gypsy scum. How many of you people down playing Petra are negro?
#75. Your 'friend' is a European faggot.
79. Glasses help your eyesight - February 13, 2008 5:21 PM
Petra is a fucking gift and If you don't appreciate her go fuck yourself.
80. #78 is a gay pedophile - February 13, 2008 5:39 PM
#78
Oh no, dear, get your facts right, you're ignorant racist scum. Kardashian is Armenian/Iranian (Southern European/Arab), not gypsy. Gypsies are a very different kind of people, located especially in some places in Romania, Spain, Portugal and some other countries. Not everyone who has an olive skin tone and is dark complex is gypsy.
And anyway, everyone who reads the comment section of this website every now and then knows that you are a pretty damn insane racist redneck, gay and pedophile too. Wether you say this chick is hot or is not doesn't count because you don't call women hot based on their beauty and looks, you do it based on their race. You'd say Rosie O'Donnell is so much hotter and prettier than Kim Kardashian only beause Rosie O'Donnell is white and Kim Kardashian is 'gypsy' (your words). Pretty pathetic.
People is beautiful or not regardless of their race (even though sometimes it helps). And, I'm sorry, but all striaght negro men think Kim Kardashian is hot as hell, yes, but also all white men do, especially them, they think Kim K is to die for. Just go to Petra's land and ask the men there what they like. Oh yeah, they like gypsies, not 'whites', no Nemcovas. Ask any man from North/Central/Eastern or anything past Southern Europe what chicks they prefer, oh yeah, they like them latin and dark (they drool for Spain girls and South America girls) and I don't care Kardashian is not latin because she looks latin. Funny thing is, negro men, latin men and South Europe men also prefer them latin.
81. Kim is fat - February 13, 2008 5:48 PM
Who cares about Kim big ass-what's her name? Her ass is too big and she looks like a super freak. If you tried to squeeze her into Petra's jeans, she'd split the goddamned seams so shut up and quit your bitching about Petra.
82. Ur funny - February 13, 2008 5:48 PM
Kardashian looks like Borat, to say She's better than Petra is a frigging joke
83. jealous bitches hate Kim Kardashian because she's too hot - February 13, 2008 5:53 PM
#81 and 82
It's not Kim Kardashian's fault that your boyfriend jerks off thinking of her and that he would never look twice at Nemcova.
There's no straight man in this world that would think Petra Nemcova is even close to Kim Kardashian's beauty and hotness, by far.
Pictures don't lieeeeeeeeee:
http://i26.tinypic.com/6ejdq1.jpg
Picture above looks like the beauty and the beast Nemcova.
84. Acne and a unibrow - February 13, 2008 6:12 PM
Yea, I looked at your pic and I still think Petra is prettier, by FAAAAARRRRR. Kim has acne in that picture and she also has a unibrow type of thing that I never noticed before. The only reason she's famous is because she's Robert Kardashian's daughter and because she let somebody piss on her. This post isn't even about Kim so WTF are you doing bringing her big fat butt up anyway?
Why don't you post a picture of yourself? MOOOOOOOOO!
85. Ur funny - February 13, 2008 6:21 PM
Kardashian is the frigging beast. HAHA a big black unibrow. yuck. I'm actually not a jealous bitch cause i'm a dude. Petra is a friggin beauty.
86. jealous much, #84? - February 13, 2008 6:28 PM
#84
Hahahahahahahahah
Why don't you go ask your boyfriend who's hotter? oh, I know why, that's because you already know the answer and you're way too afraid of showing him a picture of Kim because of how hot she is and it may cause him and instant rock hard erection. He jerks off to Kim Kardashian daily. He doesn't even know who Petra whatever is though, and doesn't care.
All you saw is your jealousy. Kim is stunning and you know it, that's why you hate her. You now Petra is NOT, that's why you like her.
The only reason Kim Kardashian is famous is because of how hot she is.
There's no comparison between the two. It's like comparing Cleopatra (Kim) to the breadmaster down the street. If you wanna call someone fat, you got Nemcova for that. Fat arms, fat tummy, flat butt, ugly small boobs, saggy body, ugly butterface. Kim's got curves in all the right places. Stunning face, heart-stopping ass, perfect boobs, small waist, perfectly toned.
Only an ugly jealous bitch or a gay racist pedophile like D. Richards would say such unnattractive butterface can compare to Kim Kardashian, one of the hottest and most stunning women in the world.
87. Ur funny - February 13, 2008 6:40 PM
Go post on the friggin Kim Kardashian fan site for cripes sake.
88. you didn't have enough, jealous bitches? - February 13, 2008 6:46 PM
You didn't have enough, jealous bitches? Here you've got more:
http://i26.tinypic.com/zsqww7.jpg
Hahahaha. A stunning exotic goddess of hotness next to an ugly unattractive butterface.
Oh, and ugly jealous bitches, stop pretending you're men because it only makes you UGLIER. Everyone knows that no straight man in this world doesn't find Kim Kardashian anything less than insanely hot.
89. Ur funny - February 13, 2008 6:51 PM
Kim is an ugly unattractive butta
90. ixxy - February 13, 2008 7:39 PM
She looks way better brunette... I don't like this pissy yellow.
91. D. Richards (Racist Pedo.) - February 13, 2008 10:24 PM
#80? Kardashian comes from a long line of Gypsies. It's common knowledge.
And, please, don't be so boring next time.
92. U R a Doomass - February 14, 2008 4:07 AM
You're whack. First, I don't care who my bf beats off to as long as he has sex with me and only me. Next, I am sure that he would choose Petra over Kim as he has told me that he thinks she's hot on numerous occasions and I agree. Kim could crush him with her huge ass and I know not many men want to be with chicks who outweigh them. Except for yours, of course. Now, run along and go stalk Kim and tell her to tame that unibrow while you're at it.
93. Miss - February 14, 2008 7:34 AM
I don't care who you are and what your perference is, no one can say Petra is not attractive, unless of course they are either blind or jealous. She is insanly beauitful and so is Kim Kardasian. But i just can't hear someone saying this girl is ugly because she is stunning by anyones' standards.
94. .. - February 14, 2008 10:38 AM
Don't liker her.
95. Happy Valentine's Day - February 14, 2008 2:49 PM
Petra, Ur gorgeous, will U be my Valentine?
96. yurkidding right? - February 14, 2008 3:44 PM
As a hetero guy, this one's outta yer league, kimmy and kimmy-stalker. Follow the links to the other shoot or check out the SI swimsuit editions and then try to continue to delude yourself that a comparison is even rational. Bless your credit card fraud ambitiousness and the fame you've accomplished by being publicly pissed-upon, but one might consider selecting other battles of superficialness.
97. kate - February 18, 2008 5:57 AM
oh, GOD, so nice discussion , would you love enjoy something new...? it would be more interesting...sweet, hot....Wow writing words is not the same as catching my eyes and enjoying the hot video across the room and smiling interracialsingleonline.com
98. eLLybeLLy - April 1, 2008 7:15 PM
U guys r big fuckin jerks!..who cares if its photoshopped?..Seriously?..She is so Gorgeous!!...She is the best!...Stop saying dumb things about her!...U guys r just making ur self look bad!
99. eLLybeLLy - April 1, 2008 7:18 PM
U guys r big fucking jerks u know it?...who cares if its photoshooped?.....She looks totally gorgeous!..and ur all just jealous!...Those jeans r the best!...I so need a pair! lol!!.....Just stop saying mean stuff about her..ur just making ur self look bad!
100. eLLybeLLy - April 1, 2008 7:21 PM
oops!..i mean *photoshopped!*
101. pretty - July 31, 2009 11:00 AM
It is the funniest thing to see people make nasty cat comments showing how ugly they are by making nasty comments about one of the most beautiful women in the world. Ugly inside makes you ugly outside as well!
Petra is not a supermodel making millions for nothing! She is so beautiful and you know it!