Lindsay Lohan really wants to get laid
Lindsay Lohan, or as I affectionately call her "Cinnamon Chesterton," knocked back vodka and champagne at a West Hollywood club the other night. Heeding the drunken call of her fiery master, Lindsay went on a manhunt and set her eyes on Adrian Grenier. But things didn't go as planned, according to NY Daily News:
LiLo at first gravitated to Grenier, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the “Entourage” star, Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. “She was very flirty with Leo,” says our spy. “But he wasn’t saying much to her.” DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan with some girlfriends.
Kevin Connolly, foolishly thinking he'd touch his first boob, tried to make a pass at the desperate Lindsay. She said she was here with a date then started making out with her purse. Kevin Connolly, cockblocked by a handbag again, sulked sadly back to his home in the Shire to watch porn with Bilbo Baggins. But no eye contact!

Reader Comments
1. Sara - February 15, 2008 4:01 PM
She really wants to get laid...no surprise.
2. snarf - February 15, 2008 4:06 PM
The dress is hypnotizing me.
At least she didn't crap her pants...or did she?
3. KC - February 15, 2008 4:06 PM
The only reason to have sex with LiLo would be to get her to take off that horrible dress.
4. D. Richards (EDed.) - February 15, 2008 4:11 PM
I knew those guys from Entourage were faggots.
Also, Lindsay Lohan is a moron for approaching Leonardo-same-guy-in-every-movie Dicaprio; that guy fucks Brazilian supermodels on a daily basis -- Lohan's like the froth on top of the water at a sewage treatment plant compared to those sluts.
I'd fuck her though. The way I feel right now, I'd fuck ugly mothers. Even grandmothers. It's been a long time.
5. cookie vanderbilt - February 15, 2008 4:12 PM
The dress looks like insect wings. Does ten-steppin' today mean drinks don't count if yer famous? I'm not sure anymore.
6. gits - February 15, 2008 4:16 PM
Lindsay said she finds it hard to swallow...rejection.
7. Auntie Kryst - February 15, 2008 4:17 PM
"Heeding the drunken call of her fiery master" That's funny. Still I'm not convinced she was looking to get laid. She may have been asking if there was any work for her. Bitch is broke.
8. 23apples - February 15, 2008 4:17 PM
Maybe it's because of the saggy boobs. I dunno.
9. ipanema_is_schuyler - February 15, 2008 4:19 PM
hey Fish, Todd over there on idontlikeyouinthatway had this sad little story up long before you.
and leo di-cabriolet is fugly. he's half german, too. which makes him almost instantly fug by nature. he's gross. i still remember him as the problematic kid in that sitcom with alan thicke.
dick feels lonely. no dick should ever feel lonely.
10. Cindy - February 15, 2008 4:21 PM
Julianne Moore's looking pretty good here, for almost 50 years old.
11. miggs - February 15, 2008 4:24 PM
She's only about 3 years and a couple of relapses away from trying to fix the one good eye on a man and squawking "wanna date?"
12. Doomhammer - February 15, 2008 4:26 PM
Jesus christ this bitch looks 40 years old. Thats just fucking ridiculous. I have a 20 year old catchers mit that looks better than her.
13. ipanema_is_schuyler - February 15, 2008 4:27 PM
are these her recent pics? wow, she got all pudgy. did she eat her nipples? because i can't see any where anatomically one should be in the first pic.
hey Dick! yeah, let's trade some pics! (if you're under 40, that is....)
14. mixedmartialartvideos.com - February 15, 2008 4:30 PM
thats dress is becoming on her.. and if i was that dress
15. Ript1&0 - February 15, 2008 4:32 PM
Goddamn it Lindsay, can't you keep your raging libido buried underneath layers of self loathing and intoxicants like the rest of us do? Have some respect.
16. Tsy - February 15, 2008 4:32 PM
I hear Edison Chen likes to fuck.
17. kels - February 15, 2008 4:40 PM
her teeth look yellow, but the skank smokes. she's getting nastier looking and sluttier looking. why do white women age so bad? yuckers.
18. kels - February 15, 2008 4:40 PM
her teeth look yellow, but the skank smokes. she's getting nastier looking and sluttier looking. why do white women age so bad? yuckers.
19. Salesman Terry - February 15, 2008 4:40 PM
9, please define your concept of "long", given that Fish posted this story the same day idontlikeyouinthatway did. BTW, the next time you describe your dick as long, we'll all know the truth, little man.
20. ipanema_is_schuyler - February 15, 2008 4:48 PM
damn Terry! (or Karl?) I am a girl!
fact: Fish is slow. very very often.
21. sportsdvl - February 15, 2008 4:50 PM
My God those tits get bigger each time she gets photographed. Usually 40yr old women don't have boobs that big.
22. Solaera - February 15, 2008 4:53 PM
Ugh. She's poison. Who would want to be linked to her in the tabs? No one with a functioning brain, that is for sure. The only way that trashbasket Lindsay will get to fuck a successful actor now is on the down low. The way, way down low.
23. GW2 - February 15, 2008 4:57 PM
that is an absolutely hideous dress.
24. BunnyButt - February 15, 2008 4:57 PM
Uh, sportsdvl, what do you mean "Usually 40yr old women don't have boobs that big"? Do they shrink with age?
25. Ang - February 15, 2008 4:58 PM
I don't care if Fish is slower than other sites. You want fast, go to tmz. You want kinda fast plus lame comments, go to all the me-too celeb news/snark sites. You want 8" of throbbing manhood, well, check out the vibrating dildo your mom is shoving up your dad's butt.
26. Cap'n Pickles - February 15, 2008 4:59 PM
Dear Lindsay,
First of all honey, Leo looks like a frog. Sure, he was cute in the late nineties, but this is '08, and daddy time hasn't exactly been lovin' him some Leo lately. You know what I'm sayin'? The other guy. Well? I've seen drug addicts at the Berlin Metro platforms that are better groomed than that fuck.
Second. Leo pretty much can fuck anybody he wants, including Grenier. He's fucked Giselle, and is currently hitting that hot anti-semetic jew model cunt that hates Isrealis for some reason. Who cares. She is fucking awesomely hot.
Lindsay? I hate to write this, but the simple fact of the matter is that you are ginger. I don't care how much silicone, plastic surgery, or cologen you get. Ginger is the lowest rung on the hot chick chain. There is nothing worse then ginger snatch, shaved or unshaved, it still looks like that reddish shit on the edge of a pit bulls mouth. You know what I'm sayin'? If not, check out your crotch shots. You'll get the picture. Aim a little lower baby, like the greyhound station.
27. Clem - February 15, 2008 5:00 PM
I'd hit it.
28. HoHwPoV - February 15, 2008 5:00 PM
I think my mom had placemats back in the 70s that looked like those freaking things hanging off her dress ...
29. ipanema_is_schuyler - February 15, 2008 5:02 PM
wow Karl, er .. Mr. Ang Ry .. no need for hating. I love me some Fish. Funniest comments here. true statement. Idontlikeyou has the funnier writers. true statement. tmz, perez, low-traffic-bs-gossip-shit-sites: utter crap.
30. D. Richards (Slob.) - February 15, 2008 5:09 PM
I'm under forty. Way.
31. ipanema_is_schuyler - February 15, 2008 5:13 PM
are you? so, let's stomp some puppies, scare some toddlers and get the party startin! I' m in for a whisky on the rocks. single malted, scottish. you?
32. I'm Yer Daddy - February 15, 2008 5:15 PM
#26. Yuare ma hero.
33. inyourface - February 15, 2008 5:17 PM
#9, you're a fucktard. First of all, I'm German and I'm damn good looking (blonde hair, blue eyes of course ;). Also, what's up with Lindsay's teeth? They're yellow and they're separated like a homeless person teeth.
34. David Hasselhoff - February 15, 2008 5:20 PM
There are lots of hot people in Germany come on now. Heidi Klum is Austrian so close enough and she ain't ugly.
35. Ouch-witz - February 15, 2008 5:26 PM
"There are lots of hot people in Germany"
mostly jewish
36. my3sons - February 15, 2008 5:33 PM
She looks like queen of the fly-people.
37. ipanema_is_schuyler - February 15, 2008 5:34 PM
#33: yeah, blonde hair and blue eyes maybe work on a sweet american mixture of many nations. your folks, my dear (if you actually live in Germany), have that ugly cro-magnon-brow thing going on (olli kahn? michael ballack? axel schulz? Henry Maske? etc). you can't deny it, and maybe you weren't even aware of it before, but you all got it. that makes for the typical rugged GERMAN look, I guess. unless you're mixed russian/rumanian/italian or stuff like that. then you MIGHT be handsome.
and German girls have no waist and have long faces with big noses (giselle bundchen looks like the successful twin of franka potente. if you don't believe me, look up franka).
#34: er .. Heidi KlumP is NOT Austrian, dimwit. she's German, too.
38. tc - February 15, 2008 5:36 PM
Teeth : Graveyard full of gravestones.
Face : Chain-smoking trailer trash divorcee. Scary. Desperate.
Tits : Cummable-onable.
39. notmentioninganynames - February 15, 2008 5:37 PM
SOMEBODY is feeling very bloated and crampy...
40. @37 - February 15, 2008 5:37 PM
Giselle Bunchen is S. American.
41. ipanema_is_schuyler - February 15, 2008 5:41 PM
#40: so what, genius? is giselle an indigena??I don't think so. her last name BUNDCHEN strongly indicates some sort of EUROPEAN heritage. and by the sound of the name, a GERMAN heritage. dumbfuck.
42. @40 who @'d 37 - February 15, 2008 5:42 PM
The Jizzelle dude's family on both sides are a buncha German transplants. Likely Nazis in hiding. Typical.
43. Cap'n Pickles - February 15, 2008 5:44 PM
I used to live in Germany. Loads of hot girls. Some ugly. The best part? Hardly any fatties. Seriously. If you want to rid yourself of the fat chick insurgency, go to Germany. Shit. Anywhere in Europe would be better than the states.
I don't care if they're jews, either (oy vay!). Just as long as the body's tight.
44. Discovery Channel - February 15, 2008 5:46 PM
There are lots of Germans who immigrate to Brazil. We believe that they're drawn to all the exposed buttocks.
45. Tapeworm - February 15, 2008 5:46 PM
Everyone's favorite cumdumpster is back on the prowl.
46. @41 - February 15, 2008 5:47 PM
Dude. World War 2 is over. You sound worse than my grandmother. Chill.
47. Rich - February 15, 2008 5:49 PM
I agree - if you want hot, in-shape, hairy, violently aggressive girls who never smile, Germany's your place to go. Just make sure they don't form large groups and start talking, because that's never led to anything good.
48. Violet - February 15, 2008 5:50 PM
What's with that dress? It's like "Barbarella Goes to the Disney Princess Ball" or something.
49. Fich dich - February 15, 2008 5:50 PM
My mother was German. I personally find them attractive. You jews and jew infected losers are all pathetic, sickly and jealous. Ha ha anyway.
Mongrel mixtures of jews and all sorts of low born filth. Weaklings. Remember WW2? I believed that established who your Daddy was as did WW1. Faggot England on her knees where she belonged until the enormously mineral rich Americans entered the wars. And we only won because of our natural resources. Remember the scramble for all the German scientists?
We will see in the end who is strong and who is not. This country of ours is failing miserably, through no fault of our own of course as we have been duped, manipulated, and have had all our vast wealth stolen by the kleptocracy.
I like the statement that the only good looking Germans were jews. Ha ha ha ha hha hah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Yeah there are really good looking jews just like blacks when their genetics are nicely mixed with white folk. Then they are not really jews of course or black.
50. Cap'n Pickles - February 15, 2008 5:53 PM
47? I never worry. I just bring a razor, duct tape, and lots of rope. Too bad renting a panel van in Germany is such a bitch.
51. Solaera - February 15, 2008 5:53 PM
Dude. STFU you're blathering.
52. Maybe not so superior? - February 15, 2008 5:54 PM
#49 - "I like the statement that the only good looking Germans were jews." Yeah...ummm...about that...go take another look at #35. "Hot" jews in Germany...ring a bell?
53. f u - February 15, 2008 5:58 PM
I would lay her... onto a train track am i rite lololo. morons
54. @ 49 - February 15, 2008 5:58 PM
Shit. I thought Goebels was dead.
"Genetics are nicley mixed with white folk". Christ, kid, you've got some problems.
55. ipanema_is_schuyler - February 15, 2008 5:59 PM
#49: fich dich? what do you mean with that?
oh,you certainly meant fic k with a k.
boy, you're a giant dumbfuck. go rot in hell along with your gramps and your fuhrer.
56. juniper - February 15, 2008 6:00 PM
id like to see a black guy screw her.
57. Lindsay - February 15, 2008 6:03 PM
You guys! Why are you always fighting! Don't fight, you guys! Seriously!
...wanna fuck?
58. ph7 - February 15, 2008 6:12 PM
Boy, her "Q" rating is plummeting. Even the B- and C-listers now blow her off and high five each other afterwards.
59. Paris Hilton's Penis - February 15, 2008 6:18 PM
37. ipanema_is_schuyler
Okay so Heidi Klum is ugly? What the fuck are you smokin'?
60. Racer X - February 15, 2008 6:21 PM
I'd hit it.
/with no condom
61. ipanema_is_schuyler - February 15, 2008 6:28 PM
#59: comprehension skills? Did I write anywhere that she's ugly? I just set #34 straight about her being German and not Austrian, tool. And before that I wrote that German chicks have no waist, have long faces and long noses. If that equals ugly to you, that's your problem. Look up Heidi's pics,she's got no waist and has a long nose, definitely no button nose. However, when made up, she's pretty. Not made up: well .. ok, then, she's kinda ugly.
(and before you ask: I'm a girl).
But I hate her personality. Walking fake-breasted vacuum.
62. prolly - February 15, 2008 6:30 PM
Good god you racist fucking lunatics. I'm all for bashing greedy celebretards because of their BEHAVIOUR and nothing else but why do these sick surges of hate have to be spurred on?
Lindsay is trying to encourage us to just love each other, like one big fucking orgie, fuck until we're all the same color so you idiots won't have anything to hate on.
63. Paris Hilton's Penis - February 15, 2008 6:40 PM
Comprehension skills?
"blonde hair and blue eyes maybe work on a sweet american mixture of many nations. your folks, my dear (if you actually live in Germany), have that ugly cro-magnon-brow thing going on"
"Heidi KlumP is NOT Austrian, dimwit. she's German, too."
So yes you did call her ugly you brainless twit and of course you're a girl no guy writes like that. My whole family is German and we all have buttton noses and small faces a la Isla Fisher.
64. Sig Krieg - February 15, 2008 6:43 PM
yeah like Americans are attractive. Mongels. All of us. And if you think we have it better here than in Germany you are ignorant. They have invested gigantically in alternate energy and us - very little. We don't care about our little people. They are a folk. We will see as I have said.
Racist? EVERYONE is racist (not counting whores and idiots). I will admit to that.
I am proud of being what I am. Obviously some of you are not. Apparantly you have little knowledge of human history.
Well wake up assholes, poverty is going to spread. We squandered our chance.to evolve as a society here. Don't get me wrong, the rich and upper middle class will be just fine. The rest of us will be in thrall like we always were when energy involved tearing down "their" forests for fuel.
Hey if you don't want to think any of this is eminent I don't blame you. Neither do I , but we are all subject to higher laws. You know, like those of thermodynamics.
The Germans will survive as a folk and well we are a tangled unidentified mess of nonunifiable peasants or at least we are well on our way. Notice how gas at the pump has gone up morons and everything else with it ??? Buckle up, we are in for a long long drive into the abyss.
Don't worry, the fatherland will survive. Hey do you like how the Russians are thumbing us now? What russia and china unite against us? NO WAY! That could never be. Of course the chinese own our debt so...
Anyway, fuck off ugly losers.
65. ipanema_is_schuyler - February 15, 2008 6:50 PM
oh boy ... you insist on your toolery? fucktards are running lose, today, I guess.
I refered to #33:
" blonde hair and blue eyes maybe work on a sweet american mixture of many nations. your folks, my dear (if you actually live in Germany), have that ugly cro-magnon-brow thing going on" because I assumed #33 is a guy. I didn't likened Heidi to this statement because it's true for guys not for girls (mostly). dimwit. try reading first, then throwing a fit. No where did I call her ugly.
http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4827512heidiklumungeschog5.jpg
have a look at heidi w/out make-up and weep. stupid cunt/dick, whateva.
66. Rachel - February 15, 2008 6:56 PM
is that a bee costume?
67. Gerald_Tarrant - February 15, 2008 7:17 PM
Damn. I knew I should have stayed in L.A. longer. Actually I should have ended Leo when I had the chance. Little fucker stumbled out onto Sunset a few years ago, right in front of me. Vroom vroom, dead.
68. Charlotte - February 15, 2008 7:21 PM
Has she no fkn self-respect. Geez..
the only thing I could really say at this point is: "What a f'kn whore" honestly, shes a whore, I dont care if you want to have some fun and get laid, who doens't want that; but to throw herself at every man in hollywood and feel so shame doing so.. uhm Whooreee!
69. Charlotte - February 15, 2008 7:22 PM
No shame doing so*
70. Laudanum - February 15, 2008 7:36 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article803321.ece
HMMM.
71. md - February 15, 2008 7:48 PM
NEEDS A BATH and BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!
72. La Frascatana - February 15, 2008 8:42 PM
Leo can have that demonic Jew girl. Linds has way too much soul and energy for that fat torpid eco-freak.
73. anbmeei - February 15, 2008 8:59 PM
she is so cute. I am so excited .. I just found her profile on the celebrities and wealthy club "SearchingMillionaire.com". she posted the same photo there. did you see it?
74. D. Richards (Masochist.) - February 15, 2008 9:19 PM
#31. Impanema, straight Jack and beer. I'm easy. (very!) Ha!
Yes, let's bash the skulls in of every child we come across!
What's your s-name?
75. Kat - February 15, 2008 9:37 PM
That dress makes her look like a Human CockRoach!
76. RENEE... - February 15, 2008 9:38 PM
I don't know why, but there's just something really pathetic about her...she just oozes pathetic and insecure. And whats with the orange tang ring around the mouth???
77. lab - February 16, 2008 12:30 AM
I, too, hated that dress until it hit me. It's a bee costume! She's wearing a bee costume disguised as a normal party dress. You have to admit that's cool. Fucking weird, but cool.
78. FRT - February 16, 2008 1:48 AM
Hey LiLo...drop by...I've got what you need! And then some...if you know what I mean...and if things go bad...I promise to drop you off in the nearest BFI garbage bin on a nice stack of soft garbage bags for you to sleep it off!
79. ST - February 16, 2008 1:51 AM
HO HO HO HO HO
80. Elk - February 16, 2008 2:28 AM
“Lindsay Lohan really wants to get laid”
This story is useless without contact info.
81. monkeyfightclub - February 16, 2008 3:24 AM
rich, desperate, big boobs, total whore, and drug addicted. She's perfect.
82. Elk - February 16, 2008 4:16 AM
81. monkeyfightclub
Yeah I don't get what's with all the hate. Must be mostly women posting.
83. Janine - February 16, 2008 5:02 AM
I love how this retard and her publicist keep spouting all this bullshit about how she had a 'relapse' and is now clean again. She is such a liar. She looks coked out as hell, as per usual. Just admit you're a damn alchohlic and you intend to stay that way, you dumb whore. At least it would be honest.
P.S. Why are all the men here hating on women? At least my fiance, a real man, would rather spend his time watching sports, working and hanging out with me than post on gossip websites like women like to. Get a life and stop hating on women. On second thought, I guess that's why you are posting on here, because you can't get a woman. Sad and pathetic, go back to staring at Lindsay's boobs, instead of a real woman's.
84. Leo has to much class to touch Lindsay's a** and Kevin C knows it burns when she pee's - February 16, 2008 7:42 AM
Neither Leonardo DiCaprio nor Kevin Connolly would touch Lindsay Lohan with a ten foot pole. Kevin and LIndsay have a history of dislike that goes back to when he was dating Nicky Hilton.
Adrian Grenier tried to help Lindsay out last year, but realizes now that she is more of a lost cause than Paris Hilton herself, and has washed his hands (literally) of her.
Linsday Lohan needs to go back NYC to hang with Mary-Kate and Joaquin at Bea's Inn. She needs to get some new friends and center herself again.
85. How Can Some People Be So Pathetically Dumb? - February 16, 2008 10:38 AM
#33
If you were truly so damn good looking you'd be too busy doing more interesting things with people who would be so crazy about you because of your looks instead of typing comments on a site like superficial.
So, not only you're not good looking enough, you're an idiot too. No wonder people say blondes are dumb.
86. monkeyfightclub - February 16, 2008 12:13 PM
83. you sound like a real prize. nobody cares about your fiance. in fact, your fiance is probably trying to screw the least overweight friend you have. Right now. Either that or he's jumped out the window after hearing all of your inane babbling. I take it back that nobody cares about your fiance. I care. I feel sorry for that poor bastard. He has to listen to you talk every day until he leaves you or kills himself. Perhaps he'll go deaf and blind one day soon. That will ease his suffering. He is a saint.
and
84. All your name dropping makes you sound like a loser wannabe. stop acting like you know all those brain dead actors. Now go back to your job being a hostess at Applebee's.
87. EuroNeckPain - February 16, 2008 12:37 PM
#61: button noses are for babies. Long noses are elegant.
Were button noses on adults fashionable before the USA came into existence ? I don't think so. Typically American: button nose, permanent grin, and the obsession of big tits.
People, just imagine one second what a museum of arts would be like, if our ancestors had the same taste as the Americans today.
88. El Ces - February 16, 2008 12:58 PM
She looks good.
Much more appealling than a month ago.
Go Lindsay!
89. this whore again? - February 16, 2008 1:25 PM
I THOUGHT SHE WAS STICKING BY THE MY BOOBS ARE REAL STORY. THEN WHY IS SHE SHOWCASING THAT THEY ARE TOTALLY FAKE? this dress is hideous, she is probably trying to flatten her beer belly. nice dent in her right breast implant and who has 4 year old fakies that are that saggy? a mess.
90. The Truth - February 16, 2008 1:39 PM
Fishdude, don't you have any pictures of her drunk in an alley with a bottle of "Thunderbird" in her hand, which she got by f u c k i n g some derelict drunk German guy.
91. ISLA FISHER IS STUNNING - February 16, 2008 2:50 PM
#26. That is HILARIOUS!
BUT you must admit that Isla Fisher does NOT apply to this.
http://images.google.ca/images?q=isla+fisher&hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title
92. Vertias - February 16, 2008 3:17 PM
Doesn't everyone want to get laid really bad?
93. Vertias - February 16, 2008 3:18 PM
Doesn't everyone want to really get laid?
94. Noemi - February 16, 2008 4:46 PM
Hi ,
i just wanted to say : don´t be so rude to say german girls are ugly because most topmodels come from germany... i have to admit i have never heard of an american international topmodel except tyra banks ... and she is fat now ... so ...
95. Noemi - February 16, 2008 4:46 PM
Hi ,
i just wanted to say : don´t be so rude to say german girls are ugly because most topmodels come from germany... i have to admit i have never heard of an american international topmodel except tyra banks ... and she is fat now ... so ...
96. herbiefrog - February 16, 2008 6:11 PM
...seems like most posters here are sub-teens
...racist - without knowing why
...hatred - for fear of turning it back on themselves
there is only one world babes
like it or not
hate all you want...
...all you end up is... hating yourself
ok... what was the subject ?
97. JakeDaSnake - February 16, 2008 6:30 PM
Lol if someone stole Lindsay's personal computer.. i bet they would find plenty of pictures just like this Hong Kong Celeb.. Dirty sluts lol
http://hotshizzle.blogspot.com/2008/02/gillian-returns-to-work-and-edison.html
98. Mr Vastad - February 16, 2008 6:41 PM
You know Lindsay doesn't look half bad in these pictures.
@95: Noemi, have you ever heard of Christy Turlington or Cindy Crawford? Together with Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Elle Macpherson and Claudia Schiffer, they pretty much put the term "super" into supermodel, and made that career path a media phenomenon in the 1990's.
99. MosesGabby - February 16, 2008 6:58 PM
Despite the fact she is worth a fuck, isn't this bitch still on probation for the duis?
100. GRAt - February 16, 2008 8:16 PM
I'd let her sot on my face and slap me silly!
101. GRAt - February 16, 2008 8:17 PM
I'd let her sit on my face and slap me silly!
102. foolass - February 16, 2008 8:50 PM
LiLo is beautiful. And a nut. And a freak. And a junkie to boot. She'd be a fantastic lay.
103. Germans were betrayed ... - February 16, 2008 9:19 PM
...because the inferior French and English feared them.Backed by zion $$$$ the fatherland was fucked over in WW1. And the same pigs attempted to subjugate them until WW2. And of course they were fucked over again.
Learn history mental midgets and you may have your eyes opened. It is far too late now and the day is losing to the night and soon all hope will be lost for the common man. But hey, ignorance is bliss. Enjoy your reality tv.
Mix the races round and round
Til they all are colored brown
Stir it faster you dirty slacka
Soon we will all look from Africa
104. Frogs give you Warts - February 16, 2008 9:35 PM
# 96 - herbiefrog
Why don't you croak or go to another site, like a Lindsay Fan site, you are an idiot for coming to this site if you expected to see all of us say nice things about anyone, especially a drunken whore like Lindsay,
105. Frogs give you Warts - February 16, 2008 9:37 PM
# 96 - herbiefrog
Why don't you croak or go to another site, like a Lindsay Fan site, you are an idiot for coming to this site if you expected to see all of us say nice things about anyone, especially a drunken whore like Lindsay,
106. Hemlock Queen - February 16, 2008 9:52 PM
You know, when she's "healthy" (this will soon change as the backslide has begun) she looks really good. Her body is filled out, and her breasts look great, all that shit.
Alcohol is a helluva drug!
It's only a matter of time before you see signs of nose candy shots.
107. Jolene Blalock - February 16, 2008 10:06 PM
Good article. Well written.
108. Mango5 - February 16, 2008 10:19 PM
I've always liked herb. So. # 105. Get a job.
Seems I can't even comment at all on Huffington Post.
Can't even register a 'comments pending'.
America - Fuck Ya !!
109. Binky - February 16, 2008 10:33 PM
So. I guess I'm back.
Even though this site completely blows. I hope if people have something to say they will use their own name. Everyone's been funny here anyway. No need to change names to someone else. No offense will be taken. Just drill me - but use another name.
So. I guess I'm back.
Cliff Notes : Home is where the heart is Bink.
Binky : Fuck off Cliff. I didn't want to come back here you asshole. I can't even fucking register anywhere else. So just fuck off.
Cliff Notes : Anything else ?
Binky : 9/11 was an inside job.
110. nily - February 17, 2008 1:21 AM
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111. Binky - February 17, 2008 1:32 AM
I luv dif ideas ! #110.
Believe me !!
(Inside job?)
112. Binky - February 17, 2008 1:35 AM
Well he let that last link go.
Maybe this one will get through...
113. Binky - February 17, 2008 1:37 AM
Linds looking gr8 !!
114. herbiefrog - February 17, 2008 1:39 AM
#105 [we'll forgive the double post fucktard]
"Why don't you croak or go to another site, like a Lindsay Fan site, you are an idiot for coming to this site if you expected to see all of us say nice things about anyone, especially a drunken whore like Lindsay,"
got banned from most fan sites for speaking the truth. so you'll just have to put up with us here (lol or... fuck you too)
we dont expect people here to say nice things but... we do expect that they don't descend to making racist slurs with no intelligent comment, they can go to perez for that
croak : )
115. Binky - February 17, 2008 1:49 AM
Cheers herb.
That's all I was going to say.
Etc.
Once I woke up a bit. Etc...
116. Miley Cyrus - February 17, 2008 2:40 AM
Pool Lindsay. She was once such a good role model. Now look how people talk about her.
117. you - February 17, 2008 3:36 AM
Giselle is from Brazil, you all fail.
118. Roflcer of the Lawl - February 17, 2008 5:41 AM
I need to find where she hangs out because I would pound that pussy.
119. Jakedasnake.com - February 17, 2008 6:41 AM
Lindsay is looking not so good by the day ...a year or so ago she was pretty smoking in fact i'd go as far as to say she was worthy of my salami but these days she looks like her box would stink of a truck load of week old tuna thats been left in the sun ...sorry just saying
120. sweetpea - February 17, 2008 8:01 AM
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121. Johnny McPixy - February 17, 2008 8:25 AM
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123. Jaffo - February 17, 2008 1:20 PM
Sorry, but of all the things you can call her, 'ugly' ain't one of them. Any of you fellas who wouldn't hit this obviously has a little sugar in his tank...
124. NeoMi - February 17, 2008 1:23 PM
@Mr Vastad
for the record : Claudia Schiffer is german , naomi is british , and linda is canadian ... oh and elle is australian ...
wow , lots of american models and enough to say americans look better than germans ?*lol*
125. sharpeidude - February 17, 2008 2:45 PM
What's wrong with you fucking idiots? The girl wants to F-U-C-K someone and nothing more....LET HER! If the bitch gets knocked up or HIV, then no fucking problem....in fact, it's HER fucking problem!
126. cureholder - February 17, 2008 3:14 PM
Kevin Connolly has definitely touched a boob---he dated Nikki Cox for a long time while playing her brother on Unhappily Ever After. Talk about a great set of boobs to start with!
127. Ted from LA - February 17, 2008 5:07 PM
Is it a "set" or a "pair" of boobs? I've wondered and worried about this issue for years. Fish- you have to start working weekends. I am so sick of this thread and the pictures accompanying it. How long does it take to post a picture of some dipshit and then tell us about how drunk you got and yet maintained your abs of steel? Does anyone here believe 9-11 was an inside job?
128. [Xenu] - February 17, 2008 5:30 PM
You forgot to include Arnold Schwartzfugger in the list of ugly Germans. They are quite an ugly nation.
Anyways since when are Albinos considered beautiful?. I'd take an exotic looking Brasilian or Italian woman over fug blondes anyday.
129. Trailer Trash Crowd - February 17, 2008 5:51 PM
#128
Exactly. Some low income redneck actually posted here some time ago that women like Tiger Wood's wife is a trophy wife because she's blond. It's pretty pathetic when a woman whose jaw is as masculine as a 007 actor and who earned her living by being a nanny/maid is considered a trophy wife. But, hey, what do you expect from anyone originating from the slum? Just like Britney who still has the trailer trash taste even after she made all the money, Tiger Woods still has the poor men's taste in women.
130. Ted from LA - February 17, 2008 5:56 PM
#129,
Shouldn't you be watching a car race on FOX right now?
131. Non whites are non human, just saying - February 17, 2008 6:32 PM
All the Nordic women are the best looking in the world (ja eeka kraka svenska). All the Nordic countries take care of their own. My Finnish girlfriend says that almost everyone has their own homes and they do not rent like in the capitalistic zion rape-the-poor Hell hole.
Nordic men are stronger. You subhumans are just jealous. Soooo say what you want (ugly losers, rot in poverty as your nation's economy dries up Muahh haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!_
LOOOOOOHOOZZERRRRZZZZZZ
Also, Tiger Woods wife is a beautiful Norwegian that married a butt ugly half black half thailand turd for one thing. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
She will leave him one day and take $/2 hahahahahahaha!!!
132. There Is Nothing Worse than a Proud But Uneducated, Poverty Stricken Neanderthal - February 17, 2008 7:41 PM
#131
Let me guess - you or your parents earn less than six figures.
This theory never fails: those who find blondes beautiful, even when she does not have a pretty face, always make little money or come from a family who made little money. It's the trailer trash' taste, baby.
Either that, of the person's IQ barely exceeds 100, if at all.
That's why we can't expect any sense of business or investment from such trailer trash: many rich businessman rent, instead of owning a place to live, because at times it makes better business sense to do so. But of course a trailer trash like you wouldn't understand that. Hell, being able to distinguish a vitamin from a birth control pill is already considered a big accomplishment for you or your female.
You can claim Nordic men are stronger, just like I can claim that blind rhinos are stronger. You see, as someone with a low IQ like you, you can actually idiotically "think" that "strength" is a must to live successfully. You might as well remove your brain and use it as muscles for your arms. As a hunter who should live in caves, you need to be strong since you obviously can't live with your brains like the rest of us.
I hope you don't reproduce because I hate to see another homo sapiens with the IQ of a Neanderthal taint the gene pool.
133. yeasure1 - February 17, 2008 8:22 PM
Lindsay is beautiful. "Lindsay is dating a young billionaire online now", according to USMAGZINE,"her profile was found on millionaire&celeb dating site called R i c h C u p i d s.com last week." Good luck to her search."
134. AssBigot - February 17, 2008 8:47 PM
@ # 131
brawns over brains, huh? real smart.
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136. Dear Meat nosed Culls ha ha - February 17, 2008 11:18 PM
Brawns and brains, cowards and valor. Merchant and vampires and tapeworms and masters if illusion. Liars and those who feed from the living killing life. Die parasites or we will kill you.
Yes you non nordic types are all pathetic and should have been driven far from our culture long ago. Perverts and sycophants and pedophiles haunting our lives as dictators of proflgate disregard. This is not our world it is yours. Go back to your filthy lands and leave ours, purveyors of deception. To what ends will you travel to subjugate morality with lust, you - pimps of capitalism.
Weeds of the garden, clever spiders hanging like specters of ruin over all we find holy. Sell your own daughters in the brothels of your unquenchable lust.
Maggots slithering in glee - an orgy of demise. Go back to your own placenessness wanderers, usurers of those of spineless skills. Tricksters and liars laughing in your greedy aquisition.
Fuck you. Look at the thick noses of your women. Thick eyebrows. How feminine. And you crave our own and do not deny it.
137. 132 (pussy) - February 17, 2008 11:48 PM
Neanderthals are extinct stupid. Oh I didn't see your mother and wife and daughter there. Hmm, well kinda atavistic but...
Your kind has no honor. Your type is retrograde evolution. Selection of the liar over the true. The crafty over the craftsman. The money lenders over the money makers. How clever you are. And ugly and small and weak. And dark.
Dark hair and dark eyes and dark thoughts of manipulations. A shadow on our sun. The only light you cast on this once fair earth is from the bonfires of destruction of what we have made and you stole from us. So very clever. Like rats that chew their way into the walls of an old church, filling the sacred with pesilence. You dirty motherfucker. Come over here and let me shake your soft sweaty little hand. I want to congratulate you on being so very bold. That much impresses me.
But you are nonetheless not fair to behold and are ugly of coutenence. Admit it. All of you are lucky to be alive. Because you tricked us long ago. With deceptions. You ugly little soft hairy vermin.
138. carsten5577 - February 18, 2008 12:00 AM
Americans are fat, ignorant, lazy, stinky, stupid, hideous mongrels. You look at their brown ugly faces and you've got no idea where these subhumans came from. Half of Americans are Judaized and the other are half Nig gerized. The whole world hates genocidal and warmongering Americans. Enjoy!
139. belinda - February 18, 2008 3:41 AM
so strange! who would want to be linked to her in the tabs? No one with a functioning brain, that is for sure. The only way that trashbasket Lindsay will get to fuck a successful actor now is on the down low
140. dur - February 18, 2008 5:00 AM
OMG! 26! I almost pissed myself about the pitbull mouth!
FUCKING SPOT ONNNNN
141. dur - February 18, 2008 5:10 AM
#9 yer still ugly. germans are one ugly nation.... all your noses are fucked up and ya got the ugliest eye SHAPE. droooooooooooopy eyelids. (luckily i have a beautiful eye shape and color!)
OR YA JUST GOT A FUCKED UP FACE.
i nominate germany for the ugliest nation in the world! AND the ugliest language, what the fuck is up with it? my cat choking on a hairball sounds more pleasing to the ears.
142. 141 - tough talkin n hyperlogical widda fat momma - February 18, 2008 7:53 AM
What is your ethnicity? Oh mongrel. I understand.
143. Femme Dating Ally - February 18, 2008 8:15 AM
Her outfit is really dump.
144. Mathematical conundrum - February 18, 2008 9:08 AM
As for me - I am half swedish, half african and half polynesian
145. Auntie Kryst - February 18, 2008 9:36 AM
Holy shit, who let David Duke in here? I thought this thread is how Lindsay Lohan has taken a turn for the whore and can't turn back.
146. monkeyfightclub - February 18, 2008 11:00 AM
lets get back to the actual topic of this news story please. Limdsa's giant rack. Or we can talk about other cool stuff. Like hookers or firetrucks or chimps or robots.
147. Lohan needs a stylist - February 18, 2008 11:42 AM
God she is so fucking ugly and always has that retarded ridiculous expression on her face.
Won't Lohan ever learn to stop smearing herself with dirt before leaving the house? Lohan, the brown makeup you coated your face and part of your neck with doesn't look like a tan, it looks like dirt and mud or ugly brown makeup sitting on top of your ghostly white ultra pale freckled redhead skin. You will never look or be tan Lohan, get over it. The brown makeup you smear on your face makes you look ridiculous and it looks stupid.
Now, second, we already know the only thing you have going for yourself are your boobs, but it really makes you look a very cheap desperate skank (and you let us all know that you also know it's the only thing you've got going for yourself) to show them off like that, especially at events where you're supposed to look and dress classy. You truly look like a very cheap desperate white trash skank dressing like that, consider hiring a stylist with some class that maybe will manage to make you look like less of a ridiculous joke. The dress is clearly not for you, girl, it really doesn't suit you. You look like an ugly, untidy cheap white trash kid with bad makeup and bad hair who just got out of the trailer and hadn't showered in a week and suddenly got in that dress attempting to look like 'them classy people' but looking like a ridiculous cheap white trash skanky joke.
Oh and Lohan, stop with the brown makeup/mud/dirt smearing, please girl, you truly look gross, really. It looks hella cheap and ridiculous, especially when you coat your face in brown makeup and you leave your exposed breasts looking your skintone color, ghostly white, so pale that would probably glow in the dark. You truly are one hell of a ridiculous joke and one hell of an ugly, unclassy, cheap skank.
148. kimmy d - February 18, 2008 11:49 AM
^ problem... lohan can't afford a stylist. it costs her more to insure herself for movie roles than she makes off of them.
149. Joe C - February 18, 2008 12:22 PM
Damn she looks gross when all those freckles aren't airbrushed out.
150. Jordan - February 18, 2008 3:08 PM
Why is this girl famous? Oh that's right...because she has slept with everyone in fucking Hollywood. She is a no talent walking STD piece of shit. I have no idea why anyone thinks she is hot. She has been fucked by every guy, girl and their moms.
151. hasan - February 19, 2008 3:06 AM
She turned down Connolly,? Wow, she's a slut but i guess she has some standards.
152. Lara - February 20, 2008 4:11 AM
@66. Yes it is a bee costume. Lindsay is going down memory lane reminiscing about the time when she was the little ginga bee girl on the "No Rain" video clip by Blind Melon (for those playing at home).
Plus I think it's hilarious how the comment have turned to racial slandering after dissing this z-grade actress
153. Wtf - October 2, 2008 2:49 PM
Ew. What the fuck is she wearing?
154. LH - September 13, 2009 9:41 PM
i love you lindsey! even with all your faults! T_T!!!!!!!!
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