Feb 7 2008Kim Kardashian could've avoided lawsuit

McFucking First.

yeah! Big Ass!

I would eat her pooh.

GO BRITNEY!

DIE JERKS!

'Since Re-niggered'?! Those racist gypsies!

Love her dress!

I'M GAY!!!! WHERE'S DA COCKS!?!

war Kim!

Kim, you have such beautiful hands - strong, yet soft, and just the right size.

Thief of Baghdad.

Why would she even need to use someone else's credit card? I thought she was rich. Even still, why in the fuck do I care. Oh that's right I don't.

Is it beer-thirty yet veggiwhore?? I am not trendy, therefore you will never see me in rehab..

I would rip her apart and take her head and put it on my moms shelf and put my penis in her eye and tell myself she was giving me the eye and come on her hair and......................................................

gotta go. Im hard as a fucking rock right now just thinking about mutilation. I love body parts. separated. in jars. with mom.

Poor Kim! She's gonna have to sell her dead dad's stash of O.J.'s bloody clothes on eBay to cover these costs. You know...I wonder if she likes dudes peeing on her because it recreates the stream of blood that shot out of Nicole's neck?

Astronomical backyard? Dude it should be astrofuckingnomial backyard. Fuck yeah, you da man fish, thanks for more Kim K. pics. The high priestess of fucking hotitude. Fat chicks and gays better layoff your shit about Kim, she's fucking the model of all that is fucking worth fucking. Straight dudes know this, and I know this, and my brah's fucking know this. We got a club to proclaim her sweet tits and ass. Fuck that trenchcoat mafia, we're the straightjacket brotherhood, and we reign supreme! Get it? Straightjacket as in we're not gay like you folks. I originally wanted to call us the Jets like in Westside Story but my dad says showtunes are gay, and I'm not. Right dad?...Dad? Fuck it, I regress. Kim is the fucking hottest fucking hottie there is. If any of you dudes want to hang out with me and my boys, just walk in the back door of the house and take the stairs down to the mancave. Mom never bothers me down here. I got X-Box and Mountain Dew chillin' in my own little cooler. If it's not your turn to play Halo you can read my secret special copy of Oui from 1974. Kim's fucking hot my brahs!

#9? 'Strong', just like a man's hands, right?

Look at her! She's at her hottest right now! Someone fuck the shit out of that before it malfunctions!* Go go Gadgetpenis!!

Vodka thrity. I had too many beers last night, and I'm pretty sure I could get drunk by licking my skin.

Cheers.

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veggiwhore- I LIKE YOUR STYLE!!

15, I'm just saying she's a beautiful woman with beautiful hands. Beautiful, strong, soft hands.

I hate this ugly fat-assed arab whore!

It is critically important that The Superficial cover this litigation on a daily, no, hourly basis with full pictorial support.

When a issue presents doctrinal curves and yet is so fully seated on things of immense importance we need to take a long look and do a penetrating analysis...

21- you're welcome to join us. Gotta warn you, frist and I hold the bar quite high when it comes to drinking. Or are we high at the bar... ah, what does it matter....

How much time every morning does it take Kim Kardashian to become Kim Kardashian? Brow tweezing, squeezing into a dress, checking inflation on the implants, etc....

Been there, veggiwhore, maybe again tomorrow. I dunno, usually it would take a lot more than a sixer to make me feel it the next day..

18-20, you suck..

my belly button is bigger than my pee pee.

The Norwoods are going to be out of luck. Of course the Kardashians haven't paid back any money. What kind of gypsies return their ill-gotten gains? Nope the Goat Shepherdess and her gypsy band of theives will quietly pack up their caravan and slip out to the next village.

could've avoided lawsuit, can't avoid upper lip hair.

mmm milk

FRIST and Veggiwhore, were are we drinking?

GUARANTEED: she would look like walking crap in a swimsuit.

@12 and 28

Har har. Whats funny (or sad) is that you can think that up, so who's the more fucked up person, troll?

She takes nice pics but she'd be hairy and smelly in bed.

I'd wax dat ass.

@12 and 28

Har har. Whats funny (or sad) is that you can think that up, so who's the more fucked up person, troll?

Boobs.. I'd just like to say that again... Boobs

#28. That reminds me.

Last night I watched the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on XNXX.com -- which says a lot considering I've seen more pornography than any single living person; straight sex, gay sex, inter-family sex, clown sex (who isn't terrified of clowns), beastiality; you name it -- Anyway, the video was of this woman having sex with some guy, right, but instead of vaginal sex, the penetration was in her urethra! The guy was penetrating her bladder! It was nauseating. No shit.

I vowed never to watch that video again, after I came.

39- I've seen that one. Not my favorite, but a keeper nonetheless.

@39, Thanks for the new porn site, but that was a little more information than we all needed.

not as disgusting as the vid of sex with Aretha

I love clown porn. I have all the clowntastic midget express series.

#39 - do you realize that was actually on-topic

Her 15 minutes can end anytime now.......please.......

Can't beat 2 Girls 1 Cup or Kids in a Sandbox.

I'm sure this just works in her favor, but it appears as though this bitch is incapable of closing her mouth.

enjoy

@44- nice!!

Kimmie should just have a fundraiser where people and dogs pay to pee on her. She'd get that $120,000 by noon tomorrow.

This chick is busted. And not in a good way.

#44? Quivering Quim, do you realize that I would fuck your urethra if given the opportunity?

But you're right though: Kim Kardashian is a gigantic gypsy pisser.

Hey bro, or should I now like Douchebag say brah? Yeah it sounds more like bra and there is nothing wrong with covering your sagging mini-pecs. Nothing.
Anyway, in the most disinteresing way to perpetuate digression (everything I say here), I want my porn vid back mutherfukker. The one with the monk riding over the kittens heads with a lawn mower. Then he picks up the cute calicoe one and pulls out the vertebrae and neck fucks the little bastard! Timeless classic. Old school S&M/bestiality. Damn. Get's a fellas blood flowin'.
I am jerkin it right now. Ha ha seriously.

I never thought I'd say this, but I am sick of seeing this woman, her fake tits, and her retardedly fat ass.

@54

There's nothing fake about this bitch, she's always been thick. Speaking of, D. Richards, have you seen her porn yet when she gets pissed on? I was thinking of getting it, but they want $40 for it

I'm not gay or nothing, but her body looks fun to cuddle. What movie/TV show/music thing was she in again, I'd like to see it.

I'm not gay or nothing, but her body looks fun to cuddle. What movie/TV show/music thing was she in again, I'd like to see it.

What? Not even an infomercial or a book? Well that is surprising.

#55. The only piss-mop pornos I'm down with are the ones where sadists crucify the woman upside down, then take turns pissing in to the whore's open eyes.

god SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE'S SOOOOOOOOO HOT

she's just really photogenic. my friend has seen her in person and said she is ugly.

#61 muahahah you're pathetic. Jealous muuuuuuch? You ugly jealous bitches are beyond pityful. Do you honestly think that by posting that retarded shit anyone here is gonna find her less attractive? If she looks hot as hell and stunning as hell in CANDID pictures it's because she IS, she looks a billion times finer in person you jealous bitch, there's no possible way in this world Kim Kardashian could be not stunning. You wanna see someone ugly? Look in the mirror.

Edward Fortyhands got me suspended from my college basketball team along with 3 of my teammates three years ago. true and sad story.

Everytime I see a picture of Kim I get a boner.
I love you every time you post about Kim Kardashian Superfish, you make my day. Do it more often. She's the hottest woman you haver ever posted about by far.

I'll guess by not blocking her creditcard in early state,Brandy's mother gave Kim Kardashian the feeling it's allright to her to have her taking turns on it.I can partly come in with this.On the other hand there's also something what's called manners.When you have a confidential appointment with somebody,you just do it.I'll guess it's best for Kim to settle this outside court.

She's PERFECT, it's unbelievable how someone can be sooo hot.

Keem, thank you for all the pretty clothes you sent us from Amerika. All the women folk had much laughter and fun trying clothes on. Oh how we danced for the men folk around the campfire too! We did not dance long though. Turks were patrolling the hills so we had to extinguish the fire before they spotted us.

Settlement inside court:lawyer costs;$150,000+$120,000 bill =$270,000.Settlement outside court:fresh flowers and fresh fruitbasket;$50+$120,000 bill=$120,050.

Holy fucking fuck, this bitch is hotter than fire!!

Hmmmm... If I was her dad I would be soooo proud.....

Fat kid who has no talent that screws black guys on film....

Oh yea her dad is dead... at least he doesnt have to live thru this crap....

I'd sell my soul to get to spend a night with Kim Kardashian.
She's the hottest woman in the world man. Wow. Queen of erections.

Pefect face
Pefect ass
Perfect boobs
Perfect body

God's gift to men.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry...why is she famous again?

Yeah ya, she has a nice shaped body right now, no getting around that.
But you CANNOT disagree with me when I say that shit is DYING to expand.

I mean lordy, which ever hits her first, be it Age, or pregnancy, that shit will not go back and is just gonna give into gravity.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry...why is she famous again?

Yeah ya, she has a nice shaped body right now, no getting around that.
But you CANNOT disagree with me when I say that shit is DYING to expand.

I mean lordy, which ever hits her first, be it Age, or pregnancy, that shit will not go back and is just gonna give into gravity.

she does know horizontal stripes make one look WIDER... ok, yeah, she probably does. that must be the point.

#72 Stop stop, you're embarrasing me! It was nothing Bubeleh. She's just a little chachkes I bought at wholesale for your bar mitzvah. So go enjoy the pictures now, mazel mazel, enjoy. Lock your bedroom door, keep momma out. We will keep this our little secret.

hey 62, have you SEEN this bitch before the 10 or so plastic surgeries she had???? no, i'll never do that to myself and you will never see me piling on 10 pounds of makeup and hair extensions, so i guess you could say i'm "ugly" according to hollywood standards. but people say i am attractive in person. people who see her in person say she is ugly... i guess the facepaint only looks good in pictures.

you mean, you 'couldn't' care less. Because, could you really care less about the situation? think about it.

she thick but she aight - cut the gurl some slizack ya'all

10 plastic surgeries? This is the AFTER version? Good Lord... The tits are obviously fake (and disgusting)... but why hasn't she had, oh I don't know, about 20 or 30lbs. of crisco sucked out of that enormous ass of hers?

#61 is jeaaaaaaaaaaalOUS bcoz she has flat ass and flat boobs

81, my boobs are in the d's moron

80, well, look at her family, lol. it's not that she's the prettiest 1, it's more like they just haven't had as much surgery. that's why i think you always see khloe giving her nasty looks... she's either the only one who hasn't had a nosejob, or it went really really bad.

Well no wonder she stole, that's a less than a hundred dollar Marciano dress, that is now 50% off...

Publicity stunt, anyone? Man, you have to be pretty desperate to WANT to get sued by a famous R&B singer. Hasn't she been faking shit to get her name in the papers? Maybe if she had some actual talent, things would work out better. What's she going to do next, anyway? Smother some some orphans in her giant silicone breasts?

I find her vary attractive.

She's hot and everything but I can't help wondering if her bush starts at her belly button and goes halfway up her back. And thick like a motherfucker

My dick just exploded.
Goddamit she's so insanely HOT man!!
Her body is so perfect, she's soo stunning, and that ass, oh lord... I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.

No other celebrity is even close by far to Kim's hotness, beauty, and perfect body.

Has Kim heard of earning her own money instead of "living off" guys.
Obviously she has no respect for herself and only has interest in strutting her body like she is a porno star.

Has Kim heard of earning her own money instead of "living off" guys.
Obviously she has no respect for herself and only has interest in strutting her body like she is a porno star.imo

I love her! I saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on (http://www.millmatch.com), a dating site for celebrities and wealthy singles to mingle. Believe it or not. The profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie Sheen has found some young girls there. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy.

I would give her all of my man juice, that woman is built for humping like an oversized 70's cadillac!!

her lips, eyes,hair,a*s, boobs, everything about her is FULL.

I so wish my tongue was stuck to her ass, man.
She's the hottest woman in the world!