Feb 27 2008Katie Holmes pregnant with Suri 2?

Whatever

Oh and frist!

can a man even get pregnant? i am not very good at biology but i am certain that is a man...

Well all know if she is pregnant, it is not Tom's

How much of L Ron Hubbards sperm did these scientologists freeze?

I just noticed that she has some fuckin monster sized hands and she looks like a sk8er boi

Great. My friends told me they met each other on millionairefriends.com. congrats to them.

$1,000,000 for tom cruise's death!

good to see her wearing heels as she should, but she's still slouching a bit to keep more even to that little freak. Also something looks "off" with her face. Not that she looks bad, but something different. Seems too young for going under the knife, but really something is different about her.

good to see her wearing heels as she should, but she's still slouching a bit to keep more even to that little freak. Also something looks "off" with her face. Not that she looks bad, but something different. Seems too young for going under the knife, but really something is different about her.

She's pregnant? I can't understand why the pregnancy is so popular in the previous months. Just at the celeb club, I've heard of tens of celebs have pregnanted in the previous months.

she probably just needs to take a good, hearty dump

She looks so androgynous. I thought it was weird when Tom Cruise showed up at Oprah's Legends Ball.

She is pretty hot, as brainwashed androids go.

WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO OLD?

Who the hell cares about some crazy bastard and his robot wife? They both suck.

9 - something is up with her face....just can't pinpoint it.

she's dressed like a goddamn golden girl. more importantly, are those fucking shoulder pads in her dress? jesus h, if those are coming "back" i am going to go on a shooting spree though the fashion district in nyc.

Tom was being honored for saving the lives of 10000 black women in Rwanda. Captain Scientology put on his favorite pink tights and flew over there to stop the genocide with nothing more than a penis fixation, a set of ridiculous capped teeth and the mighty power of L. Ron Hubbard. Tom is a true humaitarian.

'Glow'? That's not the glow of a pregnant woman on Holmes' face, it's the ejaculate of a 'Group 7', as the scientologists refer to it.

Group 7 is where seven scientologist males, not including the husband, are assembled by L. Ron Hubbard's spirit. The husband is directed to stand motionless in the corner of a waiting area while the woman, in this case, Holmes, is taken in to a small room in a dianetics facility where she is then placed on the floor, blindfolded. One of the walls of the room is a two-way mirror -- this is from where L. Ron's spirit watches and croons. The woman's blindfold is removed and the men produce their penises; they masturbate on to the woman's face and eyes while they chant, chant, chant Hubbards name.

Another woman then comes out from behind a partition and draws an X on the prone woman's forehead. The woman that drew the X says, 'To life and death, the unborn of your womb, is the heart of our savior, L. Ron Hubbard.'

The semen is allowed to dry and the woman is forbidden to wash her face for forty-eight hours.

Xenu cums again.

#19 - Dick, Tom Cruise is looking for you. You shouldn't have exposed the inner workings of Scientology. Prepare for a lawsuit.

Also, apparently OK! Magazine didn't get the memo. TCLTC.

I wonder who keeps getting this bitch pregnant? I hope this one comes out half nagger............

Theories and arguments:

1. She's not pregnant -- the "baby bump" is the beginning of a distended belly like you see on starving African children. Bitch is skinny.

2. She is pregnant – she’s got that same god damn smug expression of serenity knocked-up Angelina has been sporting lately.

3. She’s insane – she is beginning to dry hump Tomelina in the last picture.

4. Tom is shrinking – his legs are stumpier than ever.

5. Tom hearts Mr. Rogers – WTF is up with the sweater?

6. I have way too much time on my hands – I’m here, aren’t I?

Observation: He’s got a shit load of money, a compound in Telluride, a plane AND comprehends all the mysteries of the earth and beyond. Can’t he just go away already?

Also, I covet her shoes.

Hmm. Katie Holmes.... Cate Blanchett... Hallie Berry.... Angelina Jolie.... Nicole Kidman....

Coach thinks more than Sarah Silverman are fucking Matt Damon.

Funny, Tom Cruise thinks "impotent" is actually "important" and stands a little taller whenever he hears it. We had a ballboy his size during the '63 season, Auntie, remember?

My God those are some freaky large hands! I think she might be a Terminator.

Oh, and I heard she's been on www.freakybighandgirlswholikefags.com.

#1 & #2 - you are a loser.

#21 -- Gerald, I'm doing it for the people. They need to know. They deserve to know.

I'm fucking Matt Damon!!

Frist? You spelled your name wrong.

now that you've mentioned the shoes, i'm now vomiting because she matched them to his gay tie & sweater. i hate these two douchebags. what do they think this is, the prom?

Shhhhh, I'm undercover..

Normally I merely check this site for the witty commentary, but this time, I almost pissed myself. Okay. I actually pissed myself. But the laugh was worth it. I must have burned like 15 calories in the process, right?

@24 My memory is fading. It wasn't that little runt Eric Johanson was it? Didn't you take pity on him when you found out that his dad was trampled to death by a few hundred head of herefords down at the stockyards?

I wish people could quit being so stupid about fashion. It's just that the dress doesn't have a waistline.

Jesus. Just Jesus! The stupidity.

Her shoes match his tie and cardigan.....

Her shoes match his tie and cardigan.....

TCLTC

What a cute Android. if they ever remake Blade Runner she's a shoe in.

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Can't we get some more Kim Kardashian pics please?

Preferably upskirt or downshirt.....

Mucho appreciado.....

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O M G this can't happen again! I just read that they don't even let poor littl Suri eat Happy Meals! WTF that is just horrendous...we as a Big Mac crammin' culture must not let this happen.

she looks miserable....fake smile!!!

@32. No, no.... you're thinking of Ole Johanssen. It was *his* dad that got trampled. Eric Johanson's dad died in a cheese press, so we gave him a job bleaching Paul Hornung's hair and fucking Jim Ringo (until Ben Affleck came along, that is). No, the ballboy was Sven Johansson. Completely different person. Yah, yoor mem'ry is goin', I tink.

dick, what you just described, isn't it what the japanese love to do once in a while...? btw, a bit cheesy. i've read better stories at literotica's bottom 100... but hey! whatever. TCLTC.

Katie Holmes? could she possibly be any taller? and tom any stumpier??

Tom is wearing his purple "Katie I'll fucking kill you if you ever wear heels that make you look taller than me again" sweater.

#42? Cheesy? Are you serious? You're kidding.

'BTW', I can't make this shit up; I've witnessed 'Group 7' with my own eyes.

#44: the blindfolding part was a bit cheesy.

ever been fluffed? *winkey*

ah, i thought you chickened out last time. but it seems, just fucking time zones interfered.

No, the scientologist's blindfold their women so that they can't escape. The hallways in those dianetic centers aren't very labyrinth like. Which is odd considering their founder-overlord, L. Ron Hubbard, lived most of his life as a rodent.

I'm not chicken. Hook me up with your e-mail address (Wink).

She looks great. Indeed, she looks better than everyone else. It looks like marrying Cruise paid off after all, as I've always known.

She doesn't look pregnant, and a girl just wear a loose/comfortable dress?

Wait, which one is Tom and which one is Katie? I just can't tell anymore. If that's what scientology creates................then sign me up!

hey Dick!
You first.

TheDisgusting@aol.com -- Great name, huh?

I'm sure, mailer daemon is going to tell me something about a delivery failure, but yeah. promising name!

great. seems like the address exists but now I sent pics of my glorious hiney to a total stranger. or mailbot is fuckin' slow tonight.

That's not called a baby bump, that's called have organs in your midriff. Plus, on thin women, the bellies poke out. If that's a baby bump, who's to say Tom isn't pregnant too?

She's looking good in these pictures.

they're starting to look alike and it's really creepy.

Flat as day old beer____________

Have you ever seen people with deader, colder eyes than these two?

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First, I don't really care which idiot actress is preggers at any particular moment and second, maybe she's just wearing a REALLY ugly dress that hangs on her like a $6000 potato sack. I think that's it.

Oh and WOW Dani, #59, that's totally not an advertisment! I can't wait to see that bubble-butt moron again...oh wait, I can!

short people should never wear double breasted suits. David Letterman is the only person to ever pull off the double breasted suit.

Does he represent the lollipop kids?

Don't worry it is just the begining...I heard that L. Ron Hubbard used to jerk off every day into a test tube to freeze his man juice for moments just like these ones!

L. Ron the III on the way!

She's just in this for the money. She knows one day Tom will be dead from dick ingestion and she'll get all the cash..............

I will never understand why and how she is 5'9, and he is 5'7.. her heels must be 4 or 5 inches high, and yet she only looks a couple inches taller.. I DON'T GET IT!

I am jealous. The frozen tank that they keep L. R. H.'s sperm in gets more action than me.

You know, just cause shes not wearing some tight ass dress, doesn't mean shes prego... Maybe she has some decent values and chooses not to look like a fucking slut! I think she looks great and as for baby bump? Have you ever heard of OVARIES? You guys are idiots...

I think she looks pretty. But she doesn't look pregnant. Look at pic 6 & 7. Perfectly flat stomach.

zsa

FK&S!!!

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http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

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THAT'S FINE THAT SHE GOT THE RESULT !

they r fit !
and the girl z a leggy beauty!
few days ago , I saw her dating with a teen gril at ~~ pinkmingle.com ~~ z she a lez ? i am wondering ~

One word: Aliens

I HATE TOM CRUISE! He's brainwashed Katie Holmes and is keeping her prisioner. Suri is Chris Klein's baby and I'll believe that forever!

Good grief, she's not I am sure. Let's see, higher heels, poor posture due to heels (swayed back, stomach out from slouch) and _in a ditch hubby - that's why people are speculating. Pretty girl, but sadly her smile doesn't extend into her eyes and she looks unhappy. Body language wise, her left arm is back and slightly dropped away from him, her upper torso leans back as well - possibly suggesting a need for distance and her own identity. On the other hand, his body language is very possessive, strongly suggestive of ownership (or perhaps an ancient Viking marauder with the spoils of a raid). Note how he pulls her close to him, as he leans into her - clearly stating to all who see them that she is his property. Hmmm, maybe he feels his virility is challenged, or that Katie might wake up and realize she's married to a man with a severe case of "little-big man" syndrome (aka a Napoleon complex).