Feb 8 2008Jesse Metcalfe eats a knuckle sandwich

Jesse Metcalfe (Desperate Housewives, John Tucker Must Die) got his shit wrecked last night when he made a comment to a friend of actress Taryn Manning. Judging by the conveniently-worn gloves and the ridiculous right hook I'm guessing the guy is a UFC-wannabe. Check out the video after the jump. Jesse gets super laid out. For those of you who can't watch videos, here are some pics and allow me to offer a brief recap:

Jesse Metcalfe: Hello, person. I'm TV's Jesse Metcalfe.

KERPOW!

Jesse Metcalfe: Aw, man. I'm totally knocked out.

Punchman: I EAT WHEATIES ALL DAMN DAY!

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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What the fuck?

Is this the kind of stories we will be getting now that Britney is cured of her crazy?

FISH-HEAD U SUK!

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!

im in ur base killin ur d00dz lulz

I knew Jesse Metcalfe was a total fag, but WOAH!

whoever that guy was, i love him for lifting jesse's shirt!

McLovin you can take a punch like a champ!

HES SO HOT

wow, jesse really doesn't have an extensive profanity vocabulary, now does he.

Haha... You just got your clock cleaned & all you can parrot is 'whatha'fu*k? whatha'fu*k? whathafuc*k?'... what an incredible faggot-ass pussy.

It takes a real tough guy to sucker punch someone. None the less it was amusing. He was probably just mad that his biotch let Metcalf give it to her in the ass and not him.

Jesus...what a candy-assed fight.

What the Fuck?


/hehehe

I want to know what he said to make tht guy freak out like that!

You just got knocked the FUCKED out!!!!

hahah what a pussy didnt even try to fight back,

You just got the knocked the FUCK out !!!

love how he's all tough after the bouncers step in to seperate them

Pussy had 6" on his reach and he still let the punch get buy - weak.

Dude he got fuckin taken!

@12 - A fight is when TWO sides are at it...

@12 - A fight is when TWO sides are at it...

that shit was staged! SHENANIGANS!!

Awwww, let mommie take care of that boo boo sweet cheeks. Here let me lay my breasts across your face, that's right. You can blow raspberries if you want. Seriously.

growls.

@ 11... what exactly about his punch would cause you to label it a "sucker punch?" They were both face to face and JM clearly had time to raise his hand and try to defend himself. I like how every pussy that gets beaten fair and square has to come up with an excuse as to why it happened. Admit it, you got your ass kicked. It happens.

The only thing pussy about this fight was the sucker punch. Real fights go to the ground. He knew the bouncers were going to jump in, and just wanted to get a hit off.

so.. fish is there a reason that this website http://www.recentgossip.com/ has exactly all the same stuff yours does word for word minus the pictures? has anyone else noticed this??

That's some funny shit... and Jesse is looking a bit porky these days. Put down the cheeseburgers fatass!!!

Did you see how Jesse fell on to his back? That's a great homosexual ploy to stop a fight: fall down.

It serves two functions simoutaniously -- the first is to stop the fight. No homosexual wants to mess his hair up.

The second, and designed to be the most poingnant, is to entice the aggressor in to raunchy public sodomy.

simultaneously*

Dick, you fucking moron.

This is typical TMZ bullshit. The most important part of this video is the part that is edited out. Fuck, I hate TMZ! Have any of you suffered throught the half hour TV show? It blows!!

so.. fish is there a reason that this website http://www.recentgossip.com/ has exactly all the same stuff yours does word for word minus the pictures? has anyone else noticed this??

What a weak assed punch. He got right back up. I thought it would be a KO

I'd make a man out of him. Give me two hours. And some restraints.

*lips twitch*

He will be mine.

WOOOOOHAAA!!! Got dat azz in check!

What an old fashioned haymaker. How did he allow that to hit him? It took about 15 seconds.

My guess is that he was saying to himself in a homosexual voice: "No he is NOT throwing that punch at me. That punch had BETTER not make its way over her Mr. Man."

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Kick his ass Sea bass!!

WHAT??? that's super crazy and GANGsta...Whatever happened to break dance fighting? WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The person saying "ma'am" over and over, who exactly are they talking to? I don't see any women....hmmm....

JMLTC

WHAT??? that's super crazy and GANGsta...Whatever happened to break dance fighting? WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's bullshit. Suckerpunching someone isn't the same as knocking them out. Only pussies sucker punch people like that.

#25 do you even know what a fight is? One punch that does no damage does not mean someone lost a fight. I think the guy barely caught Jesse or had no power behind the punch. He was knocked off balance not knocked out at all. As for anyone who says jesse had time to defend or strike first I'm sure like a normal person he didn't want to fight so his first instinct was not start throwing punches.

This was obviously just a clever promotion for Calvin Klein underwear.

HIDDY HO everyone I’m just letting everyone know that today is Friday and I’m on the warpath! I’ve repeatedly asked everyone to not leave any food in the breakroom fridge over the weekends. It’s getting really stinky, and I’m taking matters into my own hands. The fridge in the break room will be cleaned out TODAY at 4PM SHARP! Now might be a good time to grab any leftovers you have in the fridge because this afternoon they’re history!

PS, just to show I'm not a meanie, I'm still taking cookie orders for my Staecie's girl scout troop. Stop by my cube to sign up.

This is sooooooooooooooooo obviously a staged PR promotion. This whole group of guys should be ashamed of themselves for thinking that the public is as ignorant as they are.

haha jesse's a pussy.

...anyone grabs my neck they're goin down like a bag of bricks.

I want to kick this guy in is pee pee.

causeyourhot.com

I love how slowly Nancy - oops, I mean Jesse - moved toward the other guy after he got up. Yeah, those bodyguards really had to hustle to stop his counterattack. And you just know later that night Jesse reached the ceiling while rubbing one out thinking about the guy.

I prefer club sandwiches..

A couple of gay lumberjacks playing around, so what, we see this everyday in Oregon.

Nice punch..Like Iron Mike back in the good old days!!.That fucking fag saw it coming and deserved it ...

Dude you got clocked thats what the fuck.

Sucker punch? Yeah right. What are you suppossed to tell someone your going to pucnh them now ? The problem here is Jesse was talk fighting (like a little girl) and the other guy was real fighting. Maybe next time he will send him a memo first. Tip to J: shut the fucking yap if you can't back it up.

What the fuck? What the fuck ? lol

if only they both had angelina jolie's with them...

if only they both had angelina jolie's with them...

#43 Yeah he didn't want to fight, he just wanted to flap his fucking gums and look tough, just like half the douchbags I see at the bar every weekend. But your right it wasn't a fight, just some loser pretty boy gettin laid out.

That dumbshit that threw the punch is wearing dumb ass driving gloves, a hoodie, and has a gelled fauxhawk = a dumbfuck Guido Douchebag!...I um I didn't say that though, I'm just repeating what I heard some dudes say back in the bar.

I kinda feel sorry for the idiot that hit him. He has to go to work the next day and tell his boys that he laid out some celebrity guy. Then they find out it is Jesse Metcalf, some D list Nancyboy. Imagine the shame.

Look at the slo-mo portion of the video. That faggot bouncer on the left HOLDS Metcalf's left arm down so he CAN'T block that cheap shit. I'd have kicked that asshole bouncer in the nuts and then gone after that wanna be fag banga....

HELL YEAH !!!!
A 2 HIT FIGHT !!!
HE hit Jesse - Jesse hit the ground !!!
I noticed Metcalfe never tried to hit him back .... he just followed him crying
"WTF - WTF - WTF" ..... He sucker punched you dude !!! THAT"S WTF !!!!
I'd follow that bastard to the end of the earth just to get his ass back !!
THAT"S WTF Pussy !!
HAHAHAHAHA........................saaaayyy .... wasn't that Joe Rogan, with the cockatiel hair do, claiming to be a friend of Taryn Manning? Just so he could have a reason to *blast* a bigger pussy than him ?

maybe he'll learn to keep his mouth shut... FUCKIN PUSSY!!

I notices he has a personal ad at (MillMatch.com). Is he still looking or it is just a joke from his fans? His photos look every hot and popular on that site. who knows the truth?

11 & 21: Exactly. Jesse his left hand engaged with the bodyguard and also his attention diverted. Sucker punch plain and simple and I'm no Metcalf fan (although he does have good eyebrows). It's no big feat to sucker punch and basically is the ploy of a coward wanker. Mr. Gloves didn't stick around long, did he?

All you admirers can have your day in the sun too - there's a nursing home down the street with some bitches in wheelchairs who are just fucking asking for it man. Their days are numbered.

He looks disappointed. I think he was hoping for rape.

"That faggot bouncer on the left HOLDS Metcalf's left arm down so he CAN'T block that cheap shit." I know, is this guy a REAL security guy ? you are supposed to shield the RICH client, not the wannabe tough guy (throat hold, looping 20% power punch?)

on the other side, Metcalfe looks pretty weak here...i guess this is what happens when you are an actor & concentrate on all that stuff & have no time to train MMA. actors are becoming the pencil necked geeks of our time: they look tough, but have no real street experience...just overly crafted bullsh*t good for movie magic.

#67 You are forgetting how Brad Pitt fought off that Italian girl trying to kiss him. Brute strength in action. Fast too - that girl never stood a chance.

At first I was all like, "Hey - he got right back up" but by the 3rd WTF I lost it

Little fagot gets a free open shot and the other wanker just gets right up. I hit my bitch harder than that when my shoes aint polished right. And those cock lovers in the suits. I'd slap the taste outa their mouth if they fucked with me while I'm gettin ready to drop some Italian sausage lover. Look at that little fucking idiot. Asshole.

What the fuck Fish, what the fuck? lol

Is this all we get on a Friday, Fish? What the fuck?

yo yo yo what the fuck yo yo yo yo yo yo what the fuck yo yo yo

you got knocked the fuck out.


PS Tito Ortiz fucks a duck.

@29 D. Richards (choreographer)

Judging by Jesse's eyebrows, his public sodomy should be tastefully done. Just because he's gay does not mean he wants to hump every male in the vicinity. While we have not actually seen him with a significant other and therefore do not actually know "his type", it should be safe to assume it's not the "bitch better have my money" type.

Ha Ha! Thats right across the street from my work!

64. Sissy - You hang out there much ? Looking for a meat injection from a celeb ?
Sooooo, how is it you found a fags profile?

Good I hate that fucking pussy!

Look at that faggot guido. After the sucker punch he jumps around like a monkey and hides behind the bouncer expecting to be held back. Metcalfe's arms were tied up in the bouncers too, couldn't even block the bitchs punch

He's so damn hot!! All you haters are just jealous. No one can prepare for a sucker punch....sucker!!

@ 43... you dumb motherfucker. "One punch that does no damage?" Uh, I'm pretty sure that one punch laid him out. And I would say being laid out is damage. And if you say that the guy "barely caught or had no power behind his punch," then you're saying JM is pussy enough to be taken out by a weak hit. Either way, he's a pussy. Just like you. LOL.

GAWD that photo is a scream, look at JM's pursed lips, like he's thinking, "Not the face, dude, not the face!!!"

Also, I love how he verrrrry slooooowly gets up and makes his way towards the other guy, obviously waiting for the security to "hold him back." I'd call him a homo but that would insult homos everywhere.

HE'S SOOOOOOOOO HOTTTT

It was a sucker punch, plain and simple. It did no damage and the short dude ran away like his feet were on fire as soon as he realized his wimpy ass was gonna get beat by a real man.

From Wikipedia:

"A sucker punch is a violent act, either one in which the person being attacked is caught completely off guard, especially by deception; or else an attack executed to disable another, targeting a place on the body that is not normally targeted in a "fair fight". One example is a blow on the back of the head, known as the rabbit punch"

Let's see an already physical confrontation followed by a puch in the face from the guy right in front of you. Yeah, some sucker punch.

Getting 'knocked out' means you don't get back up. He popped up and came back at the guy. Learn the definition of words, especially when writing fine literature like this.

@39 The guy who hit Metcalf name is Mams. Pussy name.

Please. You talk like that punch was badass. I've seen harder slaps. Only reason he hit the ground is because it threw him off balance. No blood, no disorientation; pansy-ass little man punch. I would hardly call this a fight... maybe a scuff?

#79 obviously you have no idea what a fight is or even what a hard hit is. Even if the guy hit Jesse hard it seemed to have no affect. Ever see boxing if a guy slips (even while being hit) it's not called a knockdown. In Ufc if a guy falls after a hit barely touches the commentators don't say "he was hit hard" they say "slipped' or "hit off balance" . If a guy is hit hard but pops right up then the hit didn't do all that much then did it? Look at how the guy threw the punch he couldn't have had that much force in it.

Yeah, a haymaker landing squarely on the jaw doesn't have much force... you stupid motherfucker. And if you think you can judge how hard a guy punches by looking at him, you're fucking ignorant. Stop trying to act like you know what you're talking about...

And let me know where the "slip" is. His knees buckle and he takes 3 steps back before taking a seat. That's a fucking knockdown. And it doesn't take a monster blow to be knocked out after connecting with someone's jaw. It's called a glass jaw... read about it, take notes and meet me in class tomorrow... http://en.allexperts.com/q/Boxing-1533/Glass-Jaw-v-s.htm

And let me know where the "slip" is. His knees buckle and he takes 3 steps back before taking a seat. That's a fucking knockdown. And it doesn't take a monster blow to be knocked out after connecting with someone's jaw. It's called a glass jaw... read about it, take notes and meet me in class tomorrow... http://en.allexperts.com/q/Boxing-1533/Glass-Jaw-v-s.htm

I'm sorry people, but once you start jostling each other and shoving and name calling, there is no such thing as a "sucker punch". At that point, you are clearly in physical confrontation. Metcalf should have been defending himself at that point. However, the punch didn't have much power because it clearly didn't even disorient him, just stunned him. Also, he was calling the guy's name afterwards, which indicates they were probably friends and Metcalf was more confused as to why he punched him rather than worried about retaliating. In summary, no real identification as to who is the bigger pussy here.

boys will be boys.


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Ok, joey put up all the links you want that doesn't mean you know anything. I take it that you've never seen anyone at anytime get hit not hard but fall because of trying to avoid it or just surprise. It's not that hard to knock someone down in a street fight the people involved are not trained fighters trying to stay on their feet. Also, no, I don't think that was a good hit the best way to hit someone is to step into the punch. Whirling your arm around is not that effective. Maybe that other guy is a pussy because his hardest hit can't keep a guy down for more than 1 sec.

The whole thing was obviously staged. Why would metcalf want to look like such a pussy? The whole PR thing backfired on you dude.

Both of them look like two stupid ass bitches.

Both of them look like two stupid ass bitches.

Substitute Jesse Metcalfe with Spencer Pratt and my year is made!

What the hell is he supposed to do, get back up and charge at full speed towards the guy? When you're a famous actor, your main reaction to someone punching you for trying to hug their date IS going to be "what the fuck?" If you make money primarily off your looks you're not going to give some random asshole the chance to use your face like a punching bag either. No bigger fucking idiots or losers than grown men who feel the need to punch other grown men while out in public.

Nice punch, but the guy got back on his feet right away so the little half-dwarf guy that threw it loses points on the judges cards.

"What the fuck?"

What the fuck?What the pfwack?He's going to make his dentist happy.It won't be only a teeth whitening treatment this time.

Not to get into this bullshit too much, but the Metwhatever guy was NOT knocked "out".

When a dude is knocked out, he crumples and falls right where he's standing. The actor just fell back and got right back up, didn't even hit his head on the ground, stayed totally lucid before during and after. It was a cheap sucker-punch from a jealous little shit, nothing more.

This was just a push-punch, in the dark, with Jesswhoeverthefuck taken completely off-guard. Guy seems like a typical sissy-actor, but state what happened accurately.

And by the way, for those of you who have never been in a fight before, and judging by the comments, that's pretty much everyone else here, there are times you just shake it off and don't give a shit.

Though the next morning you wished you threw a punch back, just for ego, but in the moment you just didn't. I get the feeling the actor guy is going to feel that way later on.

I especially love how the photos don't match up with the video at all, proving the photos were staged after the fact.

Jesse Metcalf: Pussy, Photog Whore

Lot of tough guys in here today lol. Why don't you all head over to Iraq and show us all how tough you are? I'm sure everyone would love to hear your theories about hard punches and slipping instead of being knocked down lol. Or you could go to the 'Stan and teach some Taliban about "putting your wieght behind it" lol . I just came back from there, I'm sure they would be all ears. Better yet drive over an IED, then you will know the meaning of "what the fuck" (if you live). I love this site.

He looks like a really pretty girl with short hair....and a facial hair problem

It's not nice to hit young ladies.

It's not nice to hit young ladies.

Apparently it's so not nice, I had to say it twice.

With those gay jeans and that fag beard, I'm surprised Jesse didn't try to slap or pinch his opponent. Fag.

PS Those eyebrows belong on a paint roller.

Remember the days when you could punch someone in the face and not get sued. Those were the good ol' days. Stupid technology and paps...

I've been sucker punched before. Luckily no entourage around so I could chase the little fucker down. I don't even know who this Jesse guy is but that little bitch with the punching gloves on sucker punched him, then ran away like a coward. If this guy is an actor you can't walk around all day with your fists up, ready to take a punch. Nobody does.

A real man would have walked up to this guy after he said something he didn't like and said 'let's go.'

I've been sucker punched before. Luckily no entourage around so I could chase the little fucker down. I don't even know who this Jesse guy is but that little bitch with the punching gloves on sucker punched him, then ran away like a coward. If this guy is an actor you can't walk around all day with your fists up, ready to take a punch. Nobody does.

A real man would have walked up to this guy after he said something he didn't like and said 'let's go.'

I wanna know what Jesse said to piss that guy off lol. Although I'm sure it had to do with the fact that Jesse is ridiculously hot and this guy is obviously not and he couldn't handle it. Why was Jesse even talking to Taryn Manning? She's got to be one of the ugliest "stars" of Hollywood, which is why she always plays the ugly friend or a crackhead.

That gym rat can't hit for shit, and if he slapped me and told me to "have a good night bitch" I would taken him out right there. Deep inside, that guy who threw the punch wants to suck Jesse's cock with his female "friend" but can't deal with his homosexuality. I would have beat him half to death and raped him in front of everyone. Fucking punk.

Jebus everyone is fucking analyzing this clip more than the Zapruder film. It's two douchebags arguing in public, big fucking deal.

Generally, when you're 'knocked out' you don't get right back up talking.

#73. Woods, Jess' may not want to blow every guy he sees. However, you know he wouldn't protest if a stranger shoved his gigantic penis in and out of his bearded homosexual mouth. He'd be like:

'Oh no! Stop it! Stop it! Oh, oh, you devil, Stop -- don't stop -- gmoumnght lhoughp gmoumnght lhoughp! Wheeaghp youghin! Mmououghhaeghhmmm!'

#115. 'Zapruder film'. Ha!

There was a lone gunman and he was under the tree, by the bridge!

things like that are why i keep a shank in my pocket.

fuck with the bull, and get STABBED BITCH! RAAAAAH!

;)

What a weak ass sucker punch. Sucker punches are lame (speaking as someone who's been on the receiving end of one), but if you're gonna sucker punch someone, at least knock him out. I've seen 16 year olds throw with more power than that.

sucker punch = hitting someone when they're not looking or from behind.

this was not a sucker punch. dude squared up, looked him in the eye and rocked him. what's he supposed to do, say 'ok, i'm going to hit you now'?

metcalf is a pussy and didn't do anything. nothing to argue about really.

HE'S BEES GOTS KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT!!!!

Nobody does shit like that unprovoked. Guy was probably just being an ass and got what's coming. Good job.

Totally freakin awesome!!!!!!!!! i just wished the vid could of showed his face when he got hit. Money, totally money!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

That stumpy, muscle-headed sweatshirt jerk, fresh from his steroid supplier, was wearing gloves.

The only reason for the gloves would be that he was planning to hit somebody, perhaps anybody. And who better than a celebrity?

The sweatshirt guy sucker punched the celebrity when the celebrity was distracted. A cheap shot. Also, the sweatshirt guy knew that others would step in to break up the fight. Then he is on his way, knowing that his "prowess" would be caught on film.

The diagnosis? A complete asshole.

That was pretty gay that he was wearing gloves... fuck everyone knows you'd do more damage to Carson Daily Metcalf without gloves. Stupid ass.

The Thrilla in Vanilla.

Publicity stunt

sucker punch 101. I don't care about Metcalfe but that dude totally sucker punched him. And for those who don't see it here's why: They seemed to be arguing and there might have been some pushing. And all of a sudden that guy jumps and punched him. Lame !

Some of you people are idiots. I don't even know who this guy is, but saying he got "knocked the f* out" etc and he's a pussy? you need to open your eyes. He got sucker punched and got back up from it right away and it was a solid sucker punch from this angle. I doubt any of you pussies would have gotten up. That UFC wannabe needs to get off the juice and get some new shiny bracelets.

#121, I'm guessing you've never taken a shot like that before. It's pretty shitty when you're on the receiving end. That was 100% a sucker punch. If he wanted to be a man about it, he would've said "Let's step aside where there aren't a bunch of cameras and bodyguards and settle this" instead of taking a cheap shot at him when he knows security is going to break up the fight as soon as it starts.

I don't care for the guy who got punched (no idea who he is), I'm just calling it like I see it. Although I gotta say, I would've liked to see a KO. He sounded like a douche with his "What the fuck?" comments.

how is that a sucker punch? i thought sucker punches involved indirection, but he walked right up to him. poser commenters.

straight up, that was a legit punch. Hit the side of the head and everything, the sweet spot. Jesse had all the time in the world to react, and he got clocked, plain and simple. This bullshit about the bodyguards holding him, fuck that he could have eased to the side and dodged the punch. Talk shit, get hit. Simple as that.

After checking out the close-ups of Jesse ( don't know who he is ) I'd say he needs to get back in the ring with this guy. This dude NEEDS to get scuffed up, then he might look like Clint Eastwood. Right now he looks like some apple-cheeked twink with Heidi Montag veneers.

I am just a bit curious...His profile was found on millionaire dating site"BillionaireCupid'last week.

The pussy sucker shotted him but i suppose all you under 25 youngsta's call that a fair fight nowadays.

A real man will always let somebody know they are in an actual fight before they just hit them. You can't just go around elevating things unilaterally. That doesn't work out for countries or for people. The attacker obviously didn't want a real fight otherwise he wouldn't have exploded and walked away. Also I think the clip would have been more entertaining if the man had said "I am going to punch you now."

Fight's are always more entertaining that way. Did the guy go home and give the same AWESOME treatment to his lady friend?

Jesse should just sue that noob and laugh, end of story.

I love the fact that they got in a fight over this ...
http://www.stat.ucla.edu/~debbie/springsfashionshows/springsfashionshows-Thumbnails/23.jpg

lolz!! "what the fuck"... he's reely thick isnt he!

New movie... John Tucker, gets knocked the F--- out!!!

sucker punches just make you a big man with a pussy...

#128 is really funny. Hey assholes. Let's focus here. This is not a site for debates about cage matches or sucker punching. It is a place to make shit out of people. End of story. Now please, someone, give a LOL at #128. I'll give you a hint... it is a play on words for two wimpy white guys vs. Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier.

Respect to this guy - got hit clear in the face but got right the hell up ready to fight. Respect.

Sorry not a sucker punch. A sucker punch is when someone hits you from behind when you cant see them or if some one is holding you so you cant hit back.J Metcalfs is just a celeb Pussy fag.That got embarrased.

Kudos for getting publicity, but how pathetic it is to need to do this, and doubly for The Superficial to waste our time with false bullshit like this.

Metcalf's PR crew: Next time at least make some effort to align the photos with the video. Shirt down in video, shirt up in photos. The edits to conceal the "insult" and what is said directly after the punch were too obvious.

Then again, you did succeed in getting these smart Americans talking about you.

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..

****said in the immortal voice of Smokey, from "Friday"****
You got knocked the FUUUUCK out!

WHAT THE FUCK?! I LOVE JESSE METCALFE. HE IS NOT A PUSSY. He is mad hot. so shut the fuck up bitches.
most of you are probably ugly and thats why you enjoy calling jesse a pussy.... and you are the real pussies because you know he will never find out who you are so you say everything you want to say here.

WHAT THE FUCK?! I LOVE JESSE METCALFE. HE IS NOT A PUSSY. He is mad hot. so shut the fuck up bitches.
most of you are probably ugly and thats why you enjoy calling jesse a pussy.... and you are the real pussies because you know he will never find out who you are so you say everything you want to say here.

tux pants and a zip-up hoodie? now that's classy.

coach_d your a total moron

coach_d your a total moron

Total sucker punch.

Suckerpunched someone they each knew each other.

The wannabe UFC is a fagbag.

So gloved attacker first slaps him round the ear when he's walking off, then JM no doubt says something like "don't fking touch me", then gets punched in the jaw? Real tough guy, Mr. Gloved Assassin.

well, a lot of guys here talk about sucker punch, this faggot got owned man, I'd go round and round with that jassy metcalf pussy ass fool any time and smash the shit out of him. "what the fuck..." what a fucking retard

What did he say to Taryn to warrant the guy to hit him? Yeah, it was a sucker punch because he knew that Jesse wouldn't be able to punch him back, he wasn't gave a chance because of all the bodyguards. Then the dude that hits Jesse starts running from him lmao. It takes a weak guy to hit someone then run lol..Jesse would of beat the crap out of him and he knew it. I hope Jesse can find the punk out somewhere and finish it.

That guy is probably trashed out of his mind...that is why it was a sucker punch and why he could not come up with much more than "what the F*CK." PRETTY COMICAL.

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