Jennifer Lopez worried about kidnapping

Hah

Hah

Who would want to steal Oompa Loompas?

I hope she is OK. seems saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site millionairefriends.com . Did she delete it?

I am just a bit curious...Why her profile was found on millionaire dating site 'BillionaireCupid dot com' last week? I will check it again.

Tom Cruise needs recruitments. So does the director of the new series "Mexican Munchkins"

I think the hospital should be more concerned about Jennifer's family visiting her...and stealing everything that isn't bolted down.

She needs to worry Her sperm donor will divorce for another hot girl.. lol

what is it with beautiful women singers and their God-awful-UGLY husbands? (jlo and skullface, and christina and schmuckface)

So is that her impression of Zsa Zsa Gabor? "Hello my dahleenks. And by zeh vay, no schtealing zeh baybays!"

I'll admit I wanted to steal twins once. I like children. Little girl children... about 18.

Oh please! J-lo really thinks she's something special. Seriously, woman! Get a grip! You aren't the first famous person in the world to have a baby. Ugh!

#6-she is not Mexican and neither is he. Don't insult us like that.

@3 Willy Wonka!! Would you want to be raised by those two freaks?? I would rather make chocolate all my life.

WHY BEN WHY NOT MARC'S EX THAT'LS RIGHT THE SLEAZY WHORE
FOR TAKING MARC AWAY FROM HER./././ WHAT WOULD BEN DO WITH
TWO LATINO BABIES./././ I CAN SEE THE LATINO COMMUNITY COMING
IN TO PROTECT HER./././ AGAIN A LATINO WOULD STEAL HER BABY
NO ONE ELSE IS INTERESTED././././

SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM

She is just saying this for the sake of drama. Why doesn't she just have her babies at her fortress of a home if she is SOOO paranoid? She's got plenty of money to hire an army of the best dr.'s and nurses. If there were really a serious threat of kidnappers, then that is something she will have to worry about for the rest of her life, not just in the hospital. What's she gonna do? Keep the kids in a nice, safe gilded cage until they're 18?

She's got it all backwards. The darkies and the slants steal the white babies.

Because this cunt's babies are sooooooooooooooooo much more important than other mere mortal's babies.

Hey, #15 and 16, do me a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP. I have a mad hangover today and retard are irritating the shit out of me. Go back to the line and wait for your short bus..

Goddamn she's hideous.

You know the best way to thwart a kidnapping, Jenny-J-Lo-Selena?

Yes, you're right: Abortion! Third trimester aborts are all the rage in Cuba.

#21 guess your mom never made it to Cuba..

Didn't superdouche Marc Anthony star in a movie with Denzel Washington about his little girl being kidnapped a few years ago? Pretty good movie if I remember correctly. I think he capped himself in the end......Now that's entertainment at its finest.

Let us pray together. Of course if they are born with her buttocks the doctors may have to cut her all the way up to her heart.
Stupid spic cunt. What a sorry excuse for a human being. Street trash made famous for a big semi-black ass and nothing more.

These people think they're so goddamn important that someone would actually want to steal the spawn of Skeletor? The world is not as in love with them as they might think.

She really thinks she's important doesn't she?

Funny.......

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#23, yes he did, I thought of that too. Maybe the drugs have made him think he's still in that movie.

First I think she should worry about those puffy eyes. Too many burritos, fatass.

This bitch is delusional. Nobody wants her spic kids

The best thing we can all pray for is that J-Ho dies during childbirth.

Why would anyone steal latino babies? Just check any dumpster in L.A., you are bound to find a few baby future hubcap thieves.

She better just play it safe. Keep the kids inside the uterus.

She better play it safe. Keep the kids inside the uterus.

Fucking double post. My bad.

She really needs to get over herself! Moron!

The only people remotely interested in her babies is Immigrations Customs Enforcement. They have every right to 'kidnap' those kids.

#22. No, my mother didn't have a chance to make it to the 'clinic'.

We were involved in a horrific head-on collision -- she died at the scene and I, I was excavated from her womb by a heroic homeless scavenger who used nothing more than the lid from a can of baked-beans to perform the caesarian -- he took me under his crippled arm and raised me well. He raised me well.

P.S. Glug-Glug-Glug -- burp. You sicken me.

i'm assuming she's thinks someone will want to hold them for ransome?
not a bad idea.... coming up with a plan now.

Fuck you #4 and #5

Stupid chola bitch.

What I'm really not understanding about this story is the karate chop to the groin. Is that a bad thing? I sent letters to Jennifer Garner asking her to stomp my testicles with stilettos. I sent them every day for a month to her private home address. Somehow the Sheriff found out and asked me to stop. Buzzkills.

Poor Dick Dick doesn't realize the details if his life when he was sperm-n-egg.
Shall we in the interest of good manners call a gentleman working for tips on a leper colony his father, one day scratched his rotting scrotum accidentally digging out the last dried up sperm remaining. He then picked and blew a wad of snot from his very wide dark nostril into a puddle of piss, where the dying cell was temporarily nourished.
On the other side of the island where the leperous ladies washed their stankin' cooters, a nice woman was sunbathing nude, legs wide open (I am wretching but couragesouly I shall endeavor to persevere my dear readers - what none?). This was a glorious day for flies. Well one unfortunate li'l fruit fly burrowed her way into our ladies stenching rotting twat - all the way in where she grabbed the mother lode - a deteriorating egg! Whereupon she took it with pride and flew away from the dense flock of her compatriots and, tired consequently fell into the snot/piss/sperm puddle. Colliding with the sperm, our Hero - Dick Dicks was concieved (alchemy/witchcraft).
An old bat with sores on it's ass landed in the puddle right after and the godless trinity was united - sperm/egg united with bat ass sore. Amazingly enough for the deformed genome of D. Richards, this proved to be sufficient to incubate his carcass into our realm and thus tell I the fable of Creation of the Man.

#37 well that's unfortunate- for us...

Anywho, I'm pretty sure what you meant to say was "intrigue", I don't know how you managed to accidentally type "sicken", that is quite the typo. But I'm glad I was here to correct that for you. Typing can be a bitch sometimes..

How they gonna kidnap her unborn children? They'd need a frigging warship to move her backyard the size she must be by now.

"Of course if they are born with her buttocks the doctors may have to cut her all the way up to her heart."

Good line. Since when does J-Ho have a heart?

Frist . . . 'Intrigue'? Me, intrigued, by you?! In your dreams, sister!

Your beer-shits sicken me.

#42. United in piss -- yeah, I know where I'm goin'. Down the shitter.

Great post.

#46 Are you stalking me? Why the hell are you hanging out in my bathroom? Dude, you have serious issues, maybe you should seek a professional (not a hooker) to help you through your troubled times..

I already have seeked help, albeit it unintentionally (I've been commited a couple of times).

Stalking? Don't you worry about it, I'm not dangerous; I just want to smell your shit.

I bet no one was even THINKING about kidnapping her kids until SHE mentioned it.

There's a rumor that the real Skeletor is flying in from Eternia for a so-called "business trip." Her people fear the worst. Skeletor will kidnap his rightful heirs to the Throne of Blood.

Oh, and Beastman has AIDS.

'Seeked' is not a word, dumbass.

'Seeked' is not a word, dumbass.

'Movable-type'. . .

I think she's turning Japanese, turning Japanese, I really think so!

"Welcome to the China Club! A chang a chang chang!"-Rick James

WOW she needs to stop watching his movies! Great movie BUT IT WAS A MOVIE!!!!
And he still looks like a cracked out monkey!

She'd better have those babies fast - CHOP, CHOP.

someone needs to kidnap that annoying broad

#19 LadyJane,
She is not a cunt. She is still just Jenny from the block. Come to think of it, anybody who sings a song about themselves explaining how they are still the same person they always were, is probably not only a cunt, but an egotistical cunt to boot. Take note JLO and Faith Hill.

Yeeeaaaah.......cuz celebrity babies are stolen all the time now... a new fad... pishaw... Can we say PARANOID?!

I have to give it to you. That was a beautiful story. The makeup under my mascara-laden crow's feet ragged eyes - the eyes of a wandering transvestite - is flowing all the way down my happy trail soaking my shit-covered cock. (Damn what that guy said about all this being spied on and archived...)
Anyway

That trashy cunt is so full of herself. Who in the hell would want her ugly ass spawn?

Skanked up ho bitch hasn't seen her name in the newspaper, so she has to make up shit. What a filthy disgusting beast she truly is! Who would want her spawn, like she's so fucking special. Go to hell you self important piece of shit.

And more snarling sexy faces while mega pregnant...yeah, thats real class J-pig.

This story is such bullshit. As i type, I sit here at North Shore University Hospital (Manhasset) with my children in pediatrics. Free Internet, woohoo! :)
There are a total of 3..... that's T-H-R-E-E minmum wage, cheap polyester uniformed security "guards" at the doors of the OB Unit.
The hospital is not on lockdown. you don't even have to check in at the desk to go up to patient rooms. You simply walk in the door and head for the elevators!

Someone's "inside sources" are humping...err.. pulling someone's leg

Hey, Fish.. email me for ther "real" scoop. You can obviously confirm my IP.

Let's all pray she's not having two girls, you know they'll be having little spics at the age of 10 and they will be fed with our tax dollars.

She is way over-rated!!

She is way over-rated!!

I think some hunter should put little animal traps in her babies beds so that when they snap 'em up, they can skin them and make coats out of them.
I think it was a trade she made with the devil long ago.
Satan: "I will give you fir, you must give me the skin of your child."
Lopez: "Fer sure, done. Now put that fucking badger on me."

Don't worry J-Lo, I don't think anyone wants babies that are half crypt keeper.

She should not worry...with all the security they will be safe!!!!
LOL I just have to say that she is stunning with her new kids, she has that new mom's look about her!!
just look....
http://www.starvsstar.tv/

for most of us, it's a problem ! and many gals at pinkmingle.com v talked about it with her, and there r aa lot of her her hot pics

I cant believe how much people in this world like to trash on celebrities. Espescially Britney, Jlo and Aniston.

Why don't all of you racist idiots get over it