Feb 29 2008Jamie Lynn Spears was an accident

i like turtles.

Too bad his name wasn't Dick..

That's almost kind of sad.

Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!

Yes-Yes-Yes! This is so fantastic: Jamie Lynn was a mistake!

Thank you, Jesus! Oh, god, thank you!

Jamie is a mistake and Britney should have been aborted. That was a mistake too.

Apparently saggy, bra-less, floor- scraping tits run in the family. At least she doesn't have jowels. yet.

See the scar?

Almost had me choking on my lunch. Or was it just the sight of that Nickelodeon-wrecking slutard?

Whatever.

You people are cruel. Zanna, you say that these two never should have been born, that they are mistakes yet it's okay for you to be a heartless human being. That makes no sense. Why is it okay for you guys to be ruthless and cruel but it's not okay for the Spears' sisters to live????

Big deal. Half (if not more) of the world's population was unintentional..including me. I don't think you're supposed to let your kids know that though..

I think Jamie Lynn will make an excellent mother and continue to be the beautiful young lady she has turned out to be.

Your fans support you Jamie!

xoxo

Jamie Lynn was an accident. Britney has accidents. Whether it's going in or coming out, these Spearseseses seem pretty confused.

He should have used a veterinarian; they would have banded his testicles and they would have fallen off and there would have been no doubt Jamie was fathered by her Great Uncle Earl, twice removed.

Apparently Dr. Cletus botched the vasectomy. Which is weird, because he never makes mistakes when he's neutering the pets.

#10? Randal -- you're just a sad, sad, sad homosexual, aren't you?

Fanatics: Nature's human dung-balls.

does anyone feel like the superficial has added on a new writer or two...one that's less funny than the previous ones?

Then again, people say I look like many of the Seattle Supersonics, so maybe it wasn't all that unintentional.

Randal,

You're either gay, stupid, or both.

Hey, he's a good doctor. I don't think he botched the procedure. He does all the procedures right - like when he has me stand up, turn around, drop my pants, and then puts his hands on my shoulders while he checks my prostate.

Randal & Pak31:
Confused gay fanboy meet gender identity issues fantard. You two can decide who's who.

I always wondered about her name, it seemed kind of stupid. Wow, I guess the Spears are very fertile and/or inept at using birth control!
But somehow, as scary as it is, I think Britney planned her two boys.

Damn... I thought that said Jamie Lynn was IN an accident...

why use past tense? i'd say she still is an accident.

#16! You're a good Frist impersonator.

This little cooze is better looking than her sister ever was. I want to void my nuts on those smart little spectacles!

ALL THE SPEARS KIDS AE ACCIDENTS you really think those drunk hilbillies know how the reproductio system works?!

THe SPEARS suck, they torture there girls into POP SLAVERY!!!!!!!!

oh for fuck's sake, she's wearing 'Britney' boots. total batshit meltdown coming in 5...4....3...

Sorry folks.......but if you have a vasectomy you have a 0% chance of getting someone preggers. A more likely synopsis is that the whore Lynn was doing Uncle Willy and that the hillbilly doing the DNA test got confused because Jamie's DNA is similar to his brother's. Hell.....with all the inbreeding going on in that family tree, their DNA is probably an exact match.

@8 - because it's the "circle of life" you fucking douchebag. Haven't you seen the Lion King?

on a side note...I sure would love a d'anjou pear right about now.

Hahaha hahaha hahaha!
Well written story!

Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata?

Yeah. It's our motto!

What's a motto?

Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

la la la la la la

From an accident to proud GED recipient, this is a lovely story. *tear* CMT better make a made for TV movie about this.

I need more news here. Any background story on the actual conception? My bet; both drunk on shine on the flatbed of an El Camino.

Wow, two words DIS FUNCTIONAL!!!!

#28: WRONG. There have been cases of recanalization of the vasa deferentia, but it is rare.

Veggi-Mite!

Speaking of having accidents, she looks like she's at exactly the right weight now to have a nice round ass worth pounding until she gets diarrhea and passes out. Now's the time. Her frontside is already in the process of being destroyed by pregnancy and childbirth, but her backside looks ripe (after being too skinny before). And with the Spears girls, you can't wait until they're legal, because now we all know what they turn into.

now mommy & daddy's little accident was worth it cos her teenage pregnancy will pay via the tabloids for alllll the pataters booz & abortions they need!

REALLY, HOW MANY OF US WERE PLANNED? MOST DUDES DON'T WANT KIDS. IT'S A RISK YOU TAKE TO GET THE POON.

#23 no he's not! He's a fricken REtard. I don't even get the lame-assed joke..

#35...Right you are....well done. I still think the chances that Uncle Willy's fucked up DNA getting confused with Jamie's fucked up DNA is much more likely.

I would say the majority of people are accidents...if everybody was ready and planned when they had kids, our population might be under control. Like my pops always said, "That's what happens when you don't keep your pecker in your pants"

HEY! Moonshine is GREAT!! Lets not make it an association with hillbilly douchefuckers!! (I got to use your new word Auntie Kryst!)..

@28- Actually, you can easily get someone pregnant within the first few weeks of having the procedure and later on down the line it can undo itself.

That's why I only hump preggo chicks. They ain't getting any pregnanter!

#41: CORRECT.

@43 Hmmm...yes, yes it works. Good to see it used from another's typing. Thank you and I agree with your sentiment, I raise my mason jar to you.

#30 - You can get them on sale... about 99 cents a pound... sweeter than their Bosc cousins, without the leathery skin and... oh my... um... geez, my thong's given me a wedgie...

#8 - Aren't you a bit old to watch Ho-ey 101?

It happens more than you know, I have a medical degree and the statistic is:Vasectomy failure is seen in 1 in 200 to 400 patients. It is due mostly to technical errors. Regardless, sometimes the body just bypasses the clamps and makes its own way so to speak. Women have this happen too, with their tubes tied etc.

I also know two guys who freaked when their wives became pregnant a year or so afterwards. And they were tested to confirm as well.. though at the risk of their marriage this was done, lol.

#48 - You have a medical degree and you're here? I see the recession has hit us all... Are you sure you're not confusing "degree" with "condition"?

#48

I'm not sure what site Google referred you to for that information, but that's quite a wide margin, 1 out of 200 to 400?

"sometimes the body just bypasses the clamps and makes its own way so to speak"

Where did you get your "medical degree"? The Sally Struthers Institute for More Better Learnin'?

#47-nice thong. It matches your tu-tu and the ballerina that dwells within you.

"Regardless, sometimes the body just bypasses the clamps and makes its own way so to speak."

That's so true. I had a vasectomy and now the semen shoots out my ass. Afterwards. (I dunno, I kinda black out during.)

mama spears was a regular dumpster, i guess.

umph umph

You are all pathetic, worthless, low lifes. People get pregnant, should she have been having sex? probably not. But the way you all treat her, makes me sick

He who is without sin, feel free to cast the first fucking stone.

#51 - Did I say thong? I meant thing... as in this thing had given me a wedgie, meaning, I musta washed my jeans in warm water... and it's true, when you pop my heart open, a tiny ballerina, spins around, and vintage Elton John plays.

(hangs head in shame)

#54 - (hurls stone at Jeremiah's head, misses due to bad aim, and hits crotch...)

I always wondered about that. Britney and her brother Bryan are only a couple years apart in age: Bryan born in 1977 and Britney in 1981. Now, ten years AFTER Britney comes Jamie Lynn...uh, how many parents do that? Have two kids relatively close in age and then a decade later decide to have more kids? I don't think so. Jamie Lynn was an obvious "mistake" or more euphemistically speaking we can say she was a "surprise" or "unplanned". No wonder the family is messed up. All these demons are coming to light now.

Wouldn't "William Spears" be the uncle formerly known as "Roadkill Willie"? The one who eats roadkill and was convicted for selling drugs? Since when has he become a credible source?

I'm not saying Jamie Lynn wasn't a mistake. Or a disaster. I'm just saying that maybe Roadkill Willie isn't the authority on family planning.

My sister told me she her new bf through BillionaireFriends.com. Is that true? I think everyone would like to see what their profiles look like.

I think that we are all mistakes.

I had a baby when I was ten years old, and I wasn't even old enough to have my period yet. You tell me what happened. I'm still trying to figure out why my Mom would never let me go outside our house. All people are just fucking animals that's all.........

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William Spears is a pig for saying this sort of thing, whether it's true or not.

I just think it's funny how quick they whipped her off Nickelodeon once she got knocked up.

Zoey's going to England. Really. Kinda like when Dad didn't like my puppy he took it to the 'farm'.

Ewwwww...Jamie Lynn Spears for some reason is sooooo ABC after school special. Skanky pregnant high school dropout. EW EW EW.

#60, you're lying, and that's impossible.

Get the fuck off this site, you freak.

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