Feb 8 2008Eva Longoria makes stuff look hot

she has to have babies soooontimes...

her boobies must have been enlarged tenfold

I fucking LOVE Bebe sport.

FIRST!!!

she has to have babies soooontimes...

WOW she looks amaaaaaaaaazing ! I normally don't care for her that much but if I didn't know her I would think she's 20 years old. She looks smokin hot !

I smell a queef

She's no. 1. I love her. she's hot. BTW, did you guys see her profile on 'Rich kiss. com'? There're more hot pics of her. She's very popular there.

n i wuz lyke 'ur a total bytch' n she wuz lyke 'u da bytch u slutty hoebag' n i wuz lyke 'fuc u, ur bf is a muthafucca n he dun lyke u so shut da fuc up bytch' n she wox away cuz she aint got nuttin 2 say 2 me! she a hoe wit no comebax!

She's no. 1. I love her. she's hot. BTW, did you guys see her profile on 'Rich kiss. com'? There're more hot pics of her. She's very popular there.

Nice photoshop work, Bebe sport.

They did a great job spackling her moustache.

dayuuumm. photoshop ftw.

BinkY : Since when does this 'Fish' guy update this late ?
No time to contact the scab writers.
Hummm... She's a pygmy and 9/11 was an inside job.
Cliff Notes : The truth will always get you a few laughs Bink.

Great body, but her face looks ROUGH. I'm sure her bod (though amazing) is photoshopped pretty heavily though.

How many hours (maybe days) of airbrushing and photoshop did it take to make this beast look like this??? Have you seen this land gnome without makeup on?? Holy christ she looks nasty! Big props to the makeup people at BEBE. You managed to turn this yard ape into a babe. lol....this is why I never trust pictures. Too many tricks can be used to make the ugliest people look good. scary!!!

Great point Lindsay.
It really depresses me what they can do with photoshop today.
Talk about Trickery.
(Uuuummm any comments on 9/11 ? Inside job?)

You 2 Mike.

how come when I google "ROFLMAONKOTB" I get If I was A Millionaire dot com which appears to biting off this site. ?

Try not to worry about it.
Move on with your life.

I'd take the Lamborghini over Eva Longoria any day. Sure sex would be fun with Eva for about ten minutes but once you gain access to the pussy, you'd have to spend every single existing minute of your life with her, talking about feelings.

Honestly, I'd rather die in a fiery car crash than regressing in to some elderly child with nothing left in life but a digestive tract and some woman that hates his senile guts. Am I wrong? No, I don't think so!

D.
Inside job ?

good God those are the most photoshopped pictures i've ever seen

D - I thought you'd be here....

Good point Kati. What about the 9/11 thing ?

Binky : Well it looks like 'D Richards (coward)' has completely caved.
But Kati #23 - do you sun bathe topless or anything like that ?
Cliff Notes : You're basically an asshole Binky.
Binky : No comment.

I don't think they shooped her body too much, she's pretty fit. Probably wearing chicken cutlets too, those are a lot easier to deal with than Photoshopping her breasts to look larger.

Have definitely photoshop'd the shit out of her face. Someone's been using their clone stamp and blur too, I see.

So Chelsey - any comments on 9/11 ?
shopped * I guess..

( I'm here to drill ----awkward)

Well ok. #28.
In retrospect. Not really sure what -
" ( I'm here to drill ----awkward) " actually meant.
{I think I may have finally been channeling herbiefrog}
It's probably some sort of Scientology message that I'll have to check with Tom.
Or else a Kilkenny 4. Whatever.
Who are you to judge me ?
9/11 was an inside job.

Oh my, THANKS PHOTOSHOP!!!
Don't you think?

Yeah Right, Gertie.
Any comments on 9/11 ? Or are you another shill ?

Wow, photoshop, I mean Eva, looks good. Too bad I've never seen her look this good in real life. Well, her body that is. Her face doesn't look that good here; kind of old and manly. This must have forgotten to photoshop the face.

# 32 Gr8 incite # 32.
Got any incite on 9/11 ?
Or are you a shill as well ?

Photoshop

# 34
Inside job ?

Cliff Notes :They've all bailed. You're a dink Bink.
Public at LARGE : Thank God..
Binky : Anyone have any popcorn ? No trans fat...

Never seen THAT much PHOTOSHOP on a signle piture....
Hope u dont believe its real!

Never seen THAT much PHOTOSHOP on a signle piture....
Hope u dont believe its real!

Those are "excercise" clothing if your "excercise" is to shop at the Mall. Some of it would be usable if you cut the sleeves off but who needs glitter on their sweat gear?

And her. She's a rat faced midget and it would be way more interesting to see D.Richards in a fiery Lamborghini. It would even be more interesting to see D. Richards wearing those ridiculous clothes than her.

I hope they do another remake of Wizard of Oz because she is totally the Lollipop Kid.

Why is her leg glowing?

And has anyone else ever noticed she looks like that animated mouse named Fievel?

Somebody has some serious photoshop talent. Perhaps they used Gimp instead. She doesn't look that good body wise without a lot of touch up. This is serious art gallery material here.

What the hell, she has the same fucking look on her face in every picture. The der look at me i'm trying to make a sexy face look....

Fine. Still don't like her-baby oil and all.

How the fuck are her 15 minutes not up yet?

I want to lick her mustache.

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Get it??? Do you see what I just did??? I put her name "over" the word "rated", thus implying she is overrated! HA! The wit!!! The indelible humor!!! The originality! MY SIDES!!!! MY SIDES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Seriously, I got nothing...

I'm in the mood for Mexican.

OVERRATED!

@47 Nothing? That's probably the best post under this photo. Bad choice of topic, Fish. Now wake up and give us something.

i like how her legs are different siZes in different pictures. neato. i want to be photoshopped too

Photoshop is great. It can turn a burrito into a starlet.

Thank God, someone killed "Binky".

#16 and #39 spoke the truth.

I don't know why the american populace finds this pocket latina to be so hot. Moreover, I guarantee you that she's the annoyingly overbearing type. Poor Tony Parker...just imagine all the hot NBA groupie ass he's passing up for this troglodyte

re:jane

i hope you're being sarcastic. clearly you haven't seen the picture below if you are serious. i'm sure your ordinary ass could look just as extraordinary if you had a photo retouch team, a lighting team and a stylist.

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/no-makeup-eva-longoria-400a050307.jpg

So is her right thigh really five to six inches larger in circumference than her left thigh?

This is fantastic. Everyone seems to think these pics are insanely photoshopped. Might I reference http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/eva_longoria_wears_bikini_almo.php?

Whether these pics are photoshopped or not, this woman has a smokin' body. She's definitely hotter than any girl ANY of us would have anything NEAR a chance of getting with.

I guess it's nice to act like you're a chooser and not a beggar though. It's the internet, who knows the difference?

This is fantastic. Everyone seems to think these pics are insanely photoshopped. Might I reference http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/eva_longoria_wears_bikini_almo.php?

Whether these pics are photoshopped or not, this woman has a smokin' body. She's definitely hotter than any girl ANY of us would have anything NEAR a chance of getting with.

I guess it's nice to act like you're a chooser and not a beggar though. It's the internet, who knows the difference?

#39. I don't wear clothes; I harvest the skin from every single Grizzly bear I kill with my bare hands, and wear that.

shoped or not, i still wanna marry her.

#58 - I disagree. Chicks like her are a dime a dozen in NYC. She has a decent make up artist and a decent stylist, and isn't a bowser, but smoking hot? I have to say no.

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I DID IT AGAIN!!!!

I see better looking girls on the subway.

She's dull.

So it's photoshopped, big deal. Show me a magazine photo that ISN'T retouched and then we'll have something to talk about.

She looks awesome in these shots. My favorite is the last one, on the bicycle. But that's more a reflection of the work of the photographer/art director, I guess.

#61 You're right. She really does look like a lot of chicks in NYC.

And isn't she supposed to be selling these clothes to women? Whats with the ridiculously anorexic sucking in of the tummy side poses? Mission failed Eva Longoria.

I want the silver swimsuit. I would look freaking awesome in it.
Eva looks great. Photoshopped, yes, but still good.

Yes, Eva, you look good in that swimsuit. But I see the bed isn't made and the floor needs to be swept. I've had better service at other hotels.

Gosh, I can't wait to wear that getup to the Y. I have been looking for a sparkly wristlet for the gym. I need somewhere fancy to carry my goggles and noseplug. Finally I will shine!

Gosh, I can't wait to wear that getup to the Y. I have been looking for a sparkly wristlet for the gym. I need somewhere fancy to carry my goggles and noseplug. Finally I will shine!

Gosh, I can't wait to wear that getup to the Y. I have been looking for a sparkly wristlet for the gym. I need somewhere fancy to carry my goggles and noseplug. Finally I will shine!

Gosh, I can't wait to wear that getup to the Y. I have been looking for a sparkly wristlet for the gym. I need somewhere fancy to carry my goggles and noseplug. Finally I will shine!

I was told she has a profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named (MillMatch.com ). I believe it's totally a rumor since she has been busy with her daily stuff for so long. But who knows the truth?

THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!

You don't see below the knee because she's stnading on a box.

You don't see below the knee because she's standing on a box.

The fine art of airbrushing.

Clooney sampled the wrong one.

I just made a mess. Sorry.

All of her photos are heavily photoshopped, but who's aren't?

that lamborghini and surf board must be 2 ft. high.

Her mustache, removed for the pics, is now feeding orphans in Cuba.

That's a Matchbox car.
True story.
She's a spinner. Nice.

These are beautiful paintings.

58, those pictures hardly show anything. her body is covered in most of them with the ridiculous terrycloth gettup.

anyway, what sport do you wear a sequined crop jacket and shorts so tight you could get a yeast infection within 5 minutes of putting them on?

Hey here's and idea. Take some of your cash and buy some fucking tits already.

If you actually look at her face, she's kind of ugly. Very ugly in pictures 2 & 3.

#57

i have a couple friends that work in the industry, one of which is a photographer, and they confirmed that all photos are retouched to some degree. even with higher end models. first of all, no one is perfect and shit happens, like pimples, stretch marks. some of the retouching they do isn't to make a "bad" thing look good but to make a "good thing" look better.

i'm not arguing that eva has a bad body. she's in shape but clearly if you saw her without makeup and a stylist you'd club her with a stick.

Seriously who dresses like this to go to the gym...she looks like the only working out she is prepared to do is on a street corner. Bebe is gross!

umm...NO

umm....NO

blah blah

Its definitely photoshopped, but even without photoshop shes still very pretty. Im Certain she looks Alot better than all the jealous hoes saying shes ugly. On what planet is she ugly?????!!!!! Probably on Jealous Hoe Planet. jiji. Ive seen her in person , at a club down here in Miami. Shes Really short and Very bitchy, and might be ugly on the inside, but you gotta admit she looks good on the outside.

Latin women are the hottest on the plannet! Everyone knows that and those who dont are Indenial. Dont hate congratulate

I think a lot of you need to watch that photoshop fantasy video again.. you know the one where they take an obese girl and make her look like a supermodel with photoshop. Just takes a few minutes...fat arms become thin, boobs become perfect C-cups, skin becomes flawless etc. Eva doesn't look like those pics thats for sure.

I used to think she was so pretty... but then I saw a picture of her without any makeup on. Ah, the magic of makeup and airbrushing.

Eva is fit, no doubt about it, but I've seen lots of pics of her in bikinis on this site and her body doesn't look this long and curvy, ever. She has a thick waist and small hips, no indent at the waist, but this pics have been Photoshopped to make her look like she has a feminine waist. These are so fake.

She doesn't look like Eva Longoria. She looks okay, though. I like the bicycle on the shoulder pic.

Remember these?...

Eva Longoria is a lawn gnome
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/eva_longoria_is_a_lawn_gnome.php

Your nightmares live...
http://www.tmz.com/photos/eva-longoria-without-makeup/16367/

What the hell is she doing on that road bike? someone give the bitch a bmx if shes into flatland.

The Photoshop is everywhere!

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..

Just wondering when big print is going to say something about the real estate mortgage professions "dirty little secret" http://www.FAKEPAYCHECKSTUBS.com It is websites like this that has created the subprime meltdwn and our economic downfall!.....Imagine how many more problems our economy will have (MORE BANK RIGHTDOWNS and FORECLOSURES) unless someone says something!

holy her belly button is small

HOLY SHIT

holy shit

I think the bottom half of her was taken from a different picture (in photo number 3)...

I commend their photoshop artist.

i am cumming

http://theblemish.com/2007/01/eva-longoria-used-to-look-like-this/

u all are haters. she is hot and soooo not a whore. of course her pics are photoshopped, it's an ad. just cuz you b!tches would NEVER look that hot even with ALL the photoshop in the world....

Eva is so sexy, and i dont care wether those pics are photoshopped i got a friend who took a pic with her and she looks fuckin' awesome in real life with ordinary make-up. love the bicycle pic

To be totally honest, yeah, she's hot, but that Orbea is hotter.

I'm a bicycle racer; chicks that pose with sweet bikes but don't ride do nothing for me.