Feb 14 2008Britney Spears wants Governator's help
Sam Lutfi is still considering himself Britney Spears' manager and called Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's old publicist from his movie days. Sam wants the Governator to step in and make Britney's legal woes go Hasta la vista, baby. I can't believe I wrote that last sentence. NY Daily News reports:
"Britney says her civil rights have been violated and she wants to talk to Arnold about it," says a source with firsthand knowledge of the conversation.
"She wants the governor to look into why she can't get an attorney," according to my mole. "Sam was chewing on his dinner while he was saying all this into the phone."
No, no, my friend. Sam Lutfi wasn't chewing on his supper. He was chewing on the bones of his enemies - who may or may not have been a Hungry Man dinner.
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Reader Comments
1. Jens - February 14, 2008 10:22 AM
rthoijorgijn
2. Grunion - February 14, 2008 10:22 AM
Wow it looks like Rosie O'Donnel has lost alot of weight in these pictures.
3. Dude - February 14, 2008 10:22 AM
BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Annika - February 14, 2008 10:23 AM
Her hair looks so much better now!
5. sicasso - February 14, 2008 10:23 AM
It's the She-Elvis. Or Shelvis, if you prefer. And yes, I am tempting the wrath of the Gods by merely likening Elvis to Britney.
6. Dave Celebrity - February 14, 2008 10:23 AM
Shee needs to deal with them just like everybody else would
7. Annika - February 14, 2008 10:24 AM
Her hair looks so much better now!
8. Famous Plastic - February 14, 2008 10:28 AM
OH MYGOD! Britney's hair doesn't look like shit!!!
9. Dalilamar - February 14, 2008 10:28 AM
How many dogs have? She thinks that carry a dog is like carry a purse?????
10. Auntie Kryst - February 14, 2008 10:32 AM
Why is the Juice still wearing his wedding ring?
11. The Office Whore - February 14, 2008 10:34 AM
Auntie!!!! Cause she secretly got married to andanana guliab....
12. Spazz - February 14, 2008 10:35 AM
Why cant this bitch just stay home and out of the spotlight for a week or two? Its sad how desperate she is for attention. If I had a few million dollar homes in Beverly Hills i would kick back and enjoy it. With her hair maybe rent a few of the Predator movies and watch and try and determine my lineage.
13. deaconjones - February 14, 2008 10:38 AM
Ms Presley is banging the Juice???
"I feel that my advances in the business world will shatter a lot of white myths about black athletes-and give some pride and hope to a lot of young blacks." - O. J. Simpson
"I am not a big fan of Marcia. Good, she got $4.3 million for her book. I just don't think she's a nice person." - O. J. Simpson
14. rescriptionist - February 14, 2008 10:46 AM
Did anyone else think that was OJ at first glance? What a team-up that would be.....
15. Cap'n Pickles - February 14, 2008 10:49 AM
Christ! Is that yet ANOTHER dog? Bitch must run out of peanut butter pretty quick.
16. ho - February 14, 2008 10:59 AM
My friends told me they met each other on 'millionaire friends com' where Charlie Sheen found his new love there.
17. The Office Whore - February 14, 2008 11:03 AM
16- you're giving ho's a bad name ya shit!!
18. RichPort - February 14, 2008 11:19 AM
She just wants a role in Terminator 4.
19. Auntie Kryst - February 14, 2008 11:19 AM
Soundboard time! Here's a transcript of Britney & Gov. Schwarzenegger...
Ahnold: Guut morning. How are you?
Ahnold: Sarah Connah?
Britney: It' Britney bitch!
Ahnold: I've got some qvestshuns, und I vant some ansahs.
Britney: Mr. GuvNer, I want me a lawyer.
Ahnold: I'm a cop damnit!
Britney: Ain't you someone important?
Ahnold: I AM A MACHINE!
Britney: We're country! My parents is trying to steal my cheddah yo!
Ahnold: Who ees your daddy, und vhat does he do?
Britney: He's all up in my business and mean to me.
Ahnold: You are a choirboy compared to me!
Britney: That's America for you.
Ahnold: You lack discipline.
Britney: Damn yo! You ain't no help.
Ahnold: goodBYE!
Britney: That was just silly.
*disclaimer, most of the Britney shit is made-up.
20. Jimbo - February 14, 2008 11:28 AM
"Sam was chewing on his dinner while he was saying all this into the phone"
As I keep trying to tell veggi, it's very rude to suck dick while you're on the phone.
21. Hemlock Queen - February 14, 2008 11:28 AM
OMG! Her hair looks good for once, and CLEAN! Osama needs to be in jail. How would he know what Brit wants? Isn't there something legal in place, like a RESTRAINING ORDER??? Keep that bastard away. I never thought I would say I want the old Britney back, ridiculous, but not completely insane.
22. BRITTNEY - February 14, 2008 11:28 AM
at least her hair looks semi decent
23. So true - February 14, 2008 11:39 AM
20 - Jimbo - LMAO!!! I was thinking the same thing! Funny shit!
24. not bad - February 14, 2008 11:40 AM
i wish her hair was blonde and parted to the side, but other than that, it looks clean, semi brushes, no frizz, good length. nice
25. feg - February 14, 2008 11:41 AM
that is one unhappy looking chick. big fight coming. wait for it. she's about to throw down on mom & dad for stiffling her. if they can hang on & get to the other side they may save her. I'm praying for you Jamie & Lynn. stay strong & make it right.
26. Tortelvis - February 14, 2008 11:41 AM
She's not Elvis. She's Tortelvis of Dread Zeppelin. Just check out the album cover - she's obviously the one in the middle. They even have her theme song, "Heartbreaker (At The End Of Lonely Street)":
Well, since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell
It's down at the end of lonely street, that's Heartbreak Hotel
I felt so lonely baby, I felt so lonely
I've been so lonely, baby, I could die
The bellboy's always crying, the ladies dressed in black
They been so long on lonely street
They'll never ever come back
I've been so lonely baby, I've been so lonely
I've been so lonely, baby, I could die
People talkin' all around about the way you left me flat
I don't care what those people say
I know where their jive is at
One thing I do have on my mind, and it terrifies me too
The way you call me another guy's name
When I try to make love to you
So if your baby leaves you, got a tale to tell
Just take a walk down lonely street to Heartbreak Hotel
I've been so lonely baby, I've been so lonely
I've been so lonely, baby, I could die
Heartbreaker, heartbreaker
Hotel
27. norton - February 14, 2008 11:43 AM
Who the hell is this Sam Lutfi guy anyhow? I Googled him and discovered he's a "producer" of two fabulously failed "movies" and that's about it.
Man, Hollywierd really knows how to draw out the loser douche-bags doesn't it?
28. gits - February 14, 2008 11:45 AM
Nice to get a picture of Britney holding her new bodyguard's splooge in her mouth.
29. claire - February 14, 2008 11:47 AM
Oh she looks beautiful! Her hair is stunning
30. mim - February 14, 2008 11:47 AM
Happy Valentine's Day to BRITNEY ya'll!
Hang in there!
PRAYING!
31. D. Richards (Flashdancer.) - February 14, 2008 11:52 AM
So Britney's hanging out with Waterhead O.J. Simpson, agh? She better watch out., the guy's a 'purported' murderer.
I can see why she'd be attracted to him though: Orenthal sure is one handsome chocolate drop.
Also: in the first picture, Britney looks exactly like Rosie O'Donnell. Bloat!
32. Josie - February 14, 2008 11:52 AM
How, exactly, would Sam Lutfi know what Britney is thinking IF he is not supposed to be having contact with her? Sounds like more Sam Lutfi BS.
33. D. Richards - February 14, 2008 11:54 AM
#13 beat me to it.
34. Bigo - February 14, 2008 12:00 PM
Governator.... LOL Good one!!!
35. Billy - February 14, 2008 12:06 PM
Holy Shit!!
She's with OJ!!! Someone save her!!!!
36. null - February 14, 2008 12:07 PM
she looks like Nick Zedd.
37. Steve - February 14, 2008 12:13 PM
Looks like Jamie's really watching those expenses and trying to hoard Britney's remaining money. He's even resorted to hiring bodyguards out of the zoo.
38. mamadough - February 14, 2008 12:17 PM
#2 my thoughts exactly. she can't get a lawyer because she's a fucking law-nightmare. Charles Manson would be a better client than her....
39. Don Wilson - February 14, 2008 12:18 PM
Is that OJ?
40. Jules - February 14, 2008 12:32 PM
I think brit is starting to look so much better, Matching clothes.. a good weave.. here here, shes lookin bettter!
41. Secret Admirer - February 14, 2008 12:45 PM
She looks like a toad .....To those of you who laud her clean looking hair for once ..... Yep .... doesn't her fake hair look great ?
(oprerative word here being "fake")
Her REAL hair can't be more than a couple of inches long at the most.
Damned sure not shoulder length by ANY stretch of anyones imagination
Whack-0 snatch cuts hers off and then clips it back on like nobody will notice.
And apparently she was right, because some people are impressed with her clean hair..... makes sense to me .....HAHAHAHA .........
42. Auntie Kryst - February 14, 2008 12:45 PM
@11 Holy living shit. Whore, you're right. There is a new post about her marriage. This is fucking funny.
43. danielle - February 14, 2008 12:48 PM
Britney Spears might actually become her old self again after all this time her fans deserve to see the old Britney! She looks better, much healthier and atleast has dress sence and decent hair. you go girl!
44. Bored with Britney - February 14, 2008 1:30 PM
so i am very bored with the whole Britney drama and all that shit.
but i love this site so i keep on reading about it haha
i do wonder though...why is she walking around holding yet another damn dog and a red boot? she has on brown shoes as you can see in one of the full length pictures....weird, but hey thats Britney for you...psycho
45. Tapeworm - February 14, 2008 1:37 PM
Someone should punch that fucker in his vagina.
46. woodhorse - February 14, 2008 2:15 PM
A security guard that can handle a Manic out in public? - he must have been a Navy Seal. Nice work Britney. Why are you pouting?
47. Loves it - February 14, 2008 2:48 PM
Yeah you shouldn't waste your time with brit brit.
Johnny Depp is a whole different story
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48. Fiona - February 14, 2008 3:17 PM
Her hair looks a lot better shorter. I love her cute little dog, I really want one!
49. PrettyPinkPonies - February 14, 2008 3:18 PM
#41 Secret Admirer:
People know her hair is fake, ass. They're impressed because her fake hair has looked like utter shit for the past year, so her new fake hair is a huge improvement. Sorry, I know you were really enjoying feeling superior.
Does anyone know where she got that cropped jacket? It's the second time I've seen it on her and I really like it.
50. thegimp - February 14, 2008 4:44 PM
Well I'll be damned! She doesn't look like a total skank in those pics. Not PERFECT, but much better than before. Now if she can just keep her nipple from pointing at her ribs, she will be fine.
51. MallMonkey - February 14, 2008 4:45 PM
She likes taking the dog with her because she doesn't have to remember the car seat. She just throws him on the floorboard.
52. Katie DuPre - February 14, 2008 5:50 PM
What Britney needs is to turn FROM her present lifestyle and let the Lord help her through this situation. I pray for her every day but she needs to make some kind of decision instead of blaming her parents.
53. Katie DuPre - February 14, 2008 5:50 PM
What Britney needs is to turn FROM her present lifestyle and let the Lord help her through this situation. I pray for her every day but she needs to make some kind of decision instead of blaming her parents.
54. Katie DuPre - February 14, 2008 5:50 PM
What Britney needs is to turn FROM her present lifestyle and let the Lord help her through this situation. I pray for her every day but she needs to make some kind of decision instead of blaming her parents.
55. charlie - February 14, 2008 6:33 PM
Oh look, O.J.'s stepping in to help Britney. Hopefully he'll do a Nicole on her!
56. carly - February 14, 2008 8:21 PM
hot stuff! lol
57. Hannah T - February 14, 2008 9:02 PM
She is absolutely mad, but I have to say her hair looks much better than its usual mess in these pictures!!!
58. stoplookingatme - February 14, 2008 10:17 PM
Are we just taking it for granted that these are recent pics? She looks way too good here - and thin - plus she's wearing a wedding band.... these pics have got to be a couple years old... No??
59. /a - February 15, 2008 3:13 AM
wow, i was prepared to read a bunch of disses, but, i agree, i love her hair!
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60. /a - February 15, 2008 3:13 AM
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62. selby - February 15, 2008 10:54 AM
any one know where her wee jacket is from - i lurrrrrrrve it - would look hotter on me tho!!