Feb 12 2008Britney Spears allowed near other people's kids

FIRST!

Mommy, why did the scary lady put the banana there?

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SAVE BRITNEY

What a fucking cunt.

Papa Spears needs an intervention to have those hideous boots removed from those hideous legs and burned.

I can't possibly see how that is not child abuse.

That is great!!! I think that you are all too hard on Britney. I think that she is finding herself, like many 26 year olds.

You couldn't catch a shark in those fishnets!!

You couldn't catch a shark in those fishnets!!

Did anybody else notice that she's wearing that shirt inside out and backwards? You can see the printed tag.....

Clearly this is a woman who should be working with children.

#5 burn which, the boots, or the legs? Hopefully both.

Fish, you need to write an apology to each and everyone of those children that you compared the intelligence of to Britney Spears. There's a point when an insult goes too far. That's not cool.

Afterwards the kids went to a helicopter safety class taught by John Landis.

Then they got a swimming lesson from a starving shark.

Then they died from an acute case of every single STD on the planet.

She needs to do steroids.

wow she looks like shiiiiit

After their dance lesson, Britney cleaned the children by eating their feces and licking their genitals; just like a mother possum -- an astonished audience of parents and staff looked on.

Too: The children's teeth and fingers were tar-stained; they went home smelling of stale Newports and Budweiser.

#12, before they died they spent the night with Michael Jackson.

Yup. "Dancing like a choo choo train"...right into Britney's tunnel.

I think it is time to stop calling those "fish net stockings." You could not catch a fish with them.

Okay, I KNOW it's Britney. But for Christ's sakes can't she wear some fishnets that aren't falling off of her? They look like the same ones from her gimme more video shoot. I bet they smell pretty bad too. eeeewwww....

Yeah she loves interacting with kids.

As long as they are not her own of course.

With all that money you would think she could afford a bra and decent fishnets

Everybody calm down about Britney's fishnets.

She's obviously wearing them to keep all of the parasites from crawling out of her vagina, and anus.

So she is teaching 5 year olds how "pull a train" on someone. Nice Brit, since you can't fuck up your own kids, you are going after others.

Too bad she will not go get some plastic surgery on those nipples. I mean, for fucks sake if you are going to go bra-less, at least get those nipples in the right place!!!
I bet when she showers the water never makes it to her legs and abdomen as the water just shoots off those downward sloping nipples!!!!

i always wondered about the parents that would let their mealtickets, I mean "kids" sleep over michael jackson's house *after* the first molestation charges were raised. now I know there's a host of people who would let their kids into the care of spears. if i dropped my kids off at the millenium, i'd want to make sure anything resembling a pole had been sprayed with heavy duty cooter-b-gone. and i'd be really pissed my kids had been left in the care of someone who's been stripped of the custody of her own kids.

and her tits have the wonk.

How nice she had the kids all dancing in a circle and making choo choo noises. Britney called it the crazy train dance. The circle continued to turn, slowly spiraling inward to the inevitable crash.

she really should consider driving a school bus for a living.

Safety 1st

Mommy I though only old men had jowls?

Usually they do kid, usually they do

I'd be pulling my kids out of that school in a hurry!

1. wear a bra. You have mama boobs now.
2. Check into thermage. Your 26 year old face looks 36.
3. Put down the cigs. It simply caps off your trailer trash image, ya'll.
4. Buy some new fishnets. If you won't, then disregard no. 3 above.
5. Don't you have any other brown boots?

Those kids weren't dancing. They were convulsing due to the odor wafting from Brit's boots and body.

How about caring less about giving back to the dance community and more about getting back your kids??

18. They can still catch Brit's "fish" smell.

I can smell her through my monitor. **falls over dead**

She looks a mess.

She looks pregnant. She is smoking though... if she is with child then they need to do something.

Is she trying to revive the old school Kriss Kross (or however you spell it) trend of inside out and backwards??? I'm SO disgusted by her lack of necessary undergarments. AND, she got her hair fixed???? I don't see any sign of it looking better?? Just as greasy and nasty as ever - she's starting to look like Rob Zombie - IMO!

"The daddy mack will make you JUMP JUMP!"

4:34 pm

She drank alcohol while pregnant with Jayden... why would she stop smoking for a baby??

4:34 pm

She drank alcohol while pregnant with Jayden... why would she stop smoking for a baby??

NICE!!! Letting your kid see Brit dressed like a whore dancing around the studio. What a wonderful lesson; really, really a once in a lifetime experience.

I'm suprised she didn't lock the doors, after playing choo choo, so they could all play a game of "hostage."

NICE!!! Letting your kid see Brit dressed like a whore dancing around the studio. What a wonderful lesson; really, really a once in a lifetime experience.

I'm suprised she didn't lock the doors, after playing choo choo, so they could all play a game of "hostage."

#34......that was great!!!

I can smell her through my monitor. **falls over dead**

"Well, I guess Britney and the kids are on the same intelligence level so I can see how this would work out."

Do not insult the intelligence of five-year-olds...they are surprisingly bright!

And Brit looks like crap. I would be pissed off if my kid was attending one of those classes and that sluttily dressed, drugged up, filthy looking piece of trash was there interacting with my child.

Tell me I'm not the only one who snorted at the use of the phrase:

"And Britney - she's just drinking it up."

Why mention Michael Jackson...Stupid Fish..
Michael Jackson..King Of Pop Forever!!!!
He's Not Guilty..So Leave Him Alone..

Ok B baby you need a fashion makeover.

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What is with the fishnets? They look awful and they can't even be comfortable...and let's not even think about the last time they were washed!!!

Can't believe this trailerpark skank hasn't offed herself yet!!! C'mon you fucking jizzim dumpster, enough all ready and check into the Belushi Suite at the Chateau Marmont one last time!

Normally I'd tell someone if there shirt is inside out, but looking at everything else, I'd say that's the least of her sartorial problems.

Aaaaaaaaaaaack, those boots.

Who would allow their kids to be taught by a drug addict who was just released from being commited twice?!?!?! that's really sad and scary

I though tits were supposed to be on your chest

It's so rude ....
Britney is a genial star.
She's not in the same intelligence level than that kids!!!!!!
She's still beautiful.
you're suck

OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF ????????????????????? teaching children????????????????

TEACHING??????????????????????????????????????????

She's just released from the nuthouse and lost visitation (not custody, but visitation people) and these people at the dance club just turn her loose with other people's children, looking like a crack whore off the street? We should send letters to congress or something.

Publicity stunt.

*Britney* "I'll phone the paps and have them come see me leaving and they'll write about how wonderful I am with kids. Now, what will I wear... need to wear a special outfit for the newspaper pictures. I know, I'll wear the stockings London designed for me and a shirt out of the freebie bin at the center for unwed mothers!!"

52. I think you meant "genital" star...