Britney Spears tackles life - with dance!

Fatty.

Binky:OK i'm back.
CliffNotes: Your troll was an inside job.

i feel sorry for those stockings

Wow, she ripped such a toxic laxative-Adderall-Cheetos fart that it burned a hole through the stockings.

I BET WHEN SHE DANCES ALL YOU CAN SMELL IS BACON.

The only reason she's dancing is because Jamie said her ass has to feel much tighter before he'll give her a weekly allowance.

Where's the sausage hiding?

If these pictures were in the dictionary under "renewed" the caption would say "antonym".

This crack-whore brings in about $700K a month, but she can't ever seem to find clothes that look good on her.

Hmm...she might need to play up the "held hostage and brainwashed by Al Quaida dudes with vagina faces" angle to get her momentum going now. That might generate some sympathy.

"I slacked up for a while but now I'm back" seems too little too late at this point. Might have worked before VMA awards.

She's wearing that shirt backwards AND inside out....

She needs to tackle the mirror.

I wonder what causes her to have such an unhealthy attachment to those fishnet stockings?

Hey, the link in my name doesn't work on here, but there's still English challenged Asian ads for shitty dating sites everywhere.

DOGS DON'T KNOW SHE'S NOT BACON!!! I guess the boots help her dance.

I don't understand record industry math. Why make a video for an album that bombed?

is she wearing her panties on the outside of her stockings? is that the style nowadays? i'm so unhip.

Wait... did she REALLY go to the funny farm or did Dr 90210 de-implant her? Her tits look like deflated baloons.

Why aren't people supporting Brit like they do Winehouse? They are both fuckups in life and should be left to die in the elements. Brit still has serious methface and her music is putrid.

I did not think we could get to far past an Amy Crackwhore post before we got a Britney post... I think the Fish secretly has a crush on Amy and Britney. His dream is to have a 3-some with both of them..

Why does she bother on putting on a long sleeved t-shirt? Britney, don't be such a prude, just go and walk around naked.

Ugh, girl. Why did you let yourself go to shit like that? Don't you know it's gross to expose your body when it's fat and cellulite filled? Get on a freaking diet already girl, especially if you wanna flash your body and wear that kinda "outfits", heck, it's not that hard. You have been given chances and chances but you truly are a trainwreck girl. You have absolutely no will power at all. You let your haters turn you in what they wanted you to turn. I used to be a fan and support you, but you truly are disappointing and tiring. If you wanted, you could already have recovered your body 100 times, but nothing, you don't even try anymore . You have no will power at all. You have no self respect. You are an example of what everyone does NOT have to do in life.

In the studio working on the dance moves for

"how I punch-danced out my crazy"

Okay, joking and bashing aside, she's truly looking like a cheap street hooker.

*sighs*
Britney, I missed ya. Glad you're back! :)
Nice cheek, too!!

Um, is she lactating in a few of those pictures? There are definitely strange wet marks near her constantly pronounced nipples. I'm officially really uncomfortable now.

"I used to be a fan and support you"

Man, that says it all. Well, almost all, you need "my boyfriend used to think you were hot" to complete it.

It's the only explanation for all the continuing interest, and the endless threads filled with comments directly addressing Britney by pseudoFishers.

That outfit is too much even for the sluttiest hooker.

CLEARLY she has her shit together now..

http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/2008/02/11/britney-spears-smoking-outside-dance-studio-looking-like-a-hooker-89520-20315810/

She does look like a hooker...

she looks so nasty. her dad has the authority to cut those shitastic extensions out of her head? they look greasy, he face is pimply and she looks like she hasn't bathed in awhile. i bet her vag smells like kimchee.

Don't listen to what anyone says brit, you are the o-bomb, everyone loves you, you got it all, great rqack, great ba, will you be my moma?

Hey! Ease off. That outfit was Dad's idea. He loves her slutty, as if she really enjoys his...attentions. He just wants her to not be such a fat pig. In truth, he speaks for all of us dads.

you're going the wrong way. Why can't you be more like your sister? Always pointing in the wrong direction..... I mean, just try and look up.

~What was said to britneys nipple..

@30, What rock did you just crawl out from under??

DAS BOOTS.
Can you imagine those feet?
can you?

Her music is amazing (yet, still AMAZING, sorry haters), but I don't know what's wrong with her (her persona). Get better Britney, you need some will power. Don't listen to haters, they call you ugly and fat but the funny thing is that they're so much uglier and fatter than you are, and I'm sure those chicks are STILL jealous of you because you are still so much hotter and better looking than they are.

DAS BOOTS.
Can you imagine those feet?
can you?

Jamie knows our dirty little secret. A bad girl always wants Daddy to c u m home and spank her bare quivering upturned ass.

@32 Hey Veggi, just wait until she can tuck them under her arms..

i am praying that since her dad is around, we won't be seeing any vapid crotch shots anytime soon.

38- yeah, gives a whole new outlook on back fat..

I see she's still rocking the Wilfred Brimley-esque jowls.

Oh well she can always shill oatmeal if things get really bad...

I think she looks fine. She is working hard on her new video, and hopefully getting her life back on tack.
I say good for her!

Jebus, I would contribute some money for a bounty on those fugly-ass boots. Could someone sneak into her house and steal those things?

And Britney's dad, would you talk to her about that hair? And get her to wear a goddam bra?

I think her ass actually looks OK, for a mother of two (no offense to other mothers, I'm sure all your asses are awesome). Her music still sucks, contrary to what a few people above have said. That "Gimme More" song is annoying as shit.

i wonder if she's getting an endorsement deal on those boots? has anyone seen her in any other footwear recently?

Are her tights made out of black licorice? That would explain all the holes.

"Her music is amazing (yet, still AMAZING, sorry haters"

Thank you for the Monday morning comedy. It is most appreciated.

BRITNEY !!! YOU'RE BACK !!! GOD DAMN WE MISSED YOUR WHACK-0 ASS!!
All the way from your stupid looking hair extention hiding hats ....
(why the hell did you whack your hair off, if all you do is wear clip-on now? ) To your big ass hanging out from under your shorts .... to your paparazzi photos of your crotch (with/without panties) ... to your nipples begging to be seen .... to your skanky lookin stupid knee-high boots .... to your vodka laced frappuchino & Marlboro's you constantly pack around with you.
AND THOSE ARE JUST FOR NOW ..... I'm eagerly awaiting the day when Dad leaves and Adnan goes back to sponging off you and Sammy goes back to sponging off you, and mommy dearest goes back to leaching you ... Ahhh ....
The prodigal dost return --- YOU GO GURL !!

"Saaayyy ........... where's baby gurl ? "
"Jamie Lynn ain't been hurd hide-nor-hair from since she done went-N got hurself pregnunt "

is she lactating?

What an idiot! Check the pics, she is wearing a v-neck top inside out and backwards! She probably think she looks SO sexy with it pulled over her shoulders and knotted on the side. It just makes her look like a moron, and then combined with the fishnets and boots, she is a MESS! She has a really strange sense of what she thinks is sexy. If I saw her dressed like that in person, I would burst out laughing because this look does NOT work. And I think she was dressed the exact same way the day before when she was at the dance studio.

does she dance (if you would even call it that) without a bra on? that would explain everything going on there with her saggy tits.

Somebody cover that casualty with a blanket. Britney looks like one of those people walking around stunned after a suicide-bombing.

God is one sick bastard.

Number 5 is hilarious and so true. But I would still fuck her in the ass - even though she looks like she doesnt wipe.

#51 Hahaha!!! Yeah, he made you..

That's George Galloway!

http://www.leotards.ca/images/george1b.jpg

#37 - do you have legal permission to post those pictures??? They look like stolen personal stuff.

They took her kids. Now they should take her boots. For the sake of humanity!

what is with those freaking fishnets...???? damn, they UGly..!!!!
what is she doing in the real world without restraints..??? at least a straight jacket and a hannibel lecter mask......is that too much to expect..??

She looks NASTY and not in a good way.
She's been ridden hard and put away wet!

She has six months to a year to live! At best.
Very sad she was such a cutie!

I'm preatty sure she really doesnt care what you haters think of her.

I'm preatty sure she really doesnt care what you haters think of her.

This fucking cow must love sucking on cancer sticks even more than cocks.

She's always got a lighter or a pack of cigarettes in plain view.

Undisciplined piece of trailer trash.

#53. Frist, there is no god, drunkard. I was being facetious.

#59 - 60. You're right, Britney's self-esteem has been so mismanaged by her mother that Britney has accepted the fact that people think she's completely useless.

It was either accept it, or go insane, ya' know? Wait.

and she's supposedly "better" now?

Hmmm....
she seriously looks like a cheap hooker. What is she thinking?

and is she...LACTATING? ...*laughs confusedly*

No one cares anymore.....

Except the paprazzi....

.

SAVE BRITNEY

causeyourhot.com

I think she honestly thinks she's making some kind of fashion statement with these outfits. She stretches and pulls EVERY T -shirt over her shoulders, and the boots are like a staple with every outfit. And the knot on her shirt? Has she even OPENED a fashion magazine since she was hot in 1998????? Dad, aside from a business manager and a lawyer, pleeeeease get this girl a stylist. I would LOVE to see a Britney makeover. Weave out - nice hairstyle - flatttering clothes - UNDERWEAR. They could make her look so good....and maybe even get the cigarette stench off her skin and hair.

ewww....gross

That outfit really does make her look like a homeless retard. Maybe she's working on another movie role? Is there an opening for the lead in "I got so much money my brain rotted?"

In these pictures she looks something halfway between the cheapest drug addicted street hooker, an ugly fat stripper that works at the cheapest, worst strip club and it got on fire so she had to run outta the place half "dressed", wearing only the first thing she could grab in the worst attempt of looking clothed, and a woman who hadn't showered in 2 weeks and was struggling with life and drugs at home and then suddenly when she was going to take a shower her house got on fire and she had to run out of it all naked, until she found a strip club, got inside asking for help and they handed her some clothes.

I'm so tired of seeing this dried up, UGLY bitch all over the place. Shitney is such a waste of space.

Oh so sexy when mommy's nipples point to the ground.

Down with wooden chair and whip. Yes.

(meaning that I'm for it)

Yep, definitely off her meds.

based on that outfit and the fact that any half-way sane person would still be in treatment I think its safe to say we've got about 3 days until relapse time

Well at least we know she's wearing underwear.

That fucking WHALE is planning to get back on stage and dance...!!!
They better re-enforce that stage and REAL GOOD!
More like someone should HARPOON that beeeetch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvd0LOJ7bgc

^britney and adnan parody

Risperdal makes you lactate. It makes ya fat and diabetic too, but it's good for teh Krazy.

She is so fat now.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named searchingmillionaire.com. Many men winked at her there.

try some yoga

holy shit! why is she not wearing a bottom?
It looks UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, especially when you're fat and are completely full of cellulite. It's gross, Britney.
She makes cheap street hookers look classy.

OOOMMMGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

ı love you britney

Britney is Sexy !

Eric
Maillard Hebdo

Dude, I don't care. Perhaps I have different standards than some of you guys, but I still think that's absolutely fucking delicious and I'd do horrible, disgusting sexual things to Britney.