Feb 29 2008Britney Spears' pregnancy rumors continue
The Britney Spears' pregnancy rumors continue. Earlier in the week it was Star, now it's Life & Style. No doubt the two have formed an alliance to grip the country in fear. An eyewitness for Life & Style claims Britney looks "totally pregnant." (Direct quote. I shit you not.) However, if Britney isn't pregnant it's not for lack of trying with Adnan Ghalib:
“Britney’s still having sex with him,” an insider tells Life & Style. And Jamie, who has moved in with Britney to oversee her recovery, “can’t stand it,” says the insider. “He hates when Adnan comes over and the two of them disappear for a few hours. He knows they’re having sex. But Adnan makes Britney happy.”
Feel free to scope out the pics of the Brit-belly from last night. Does she look pregnant? I dunno. However I included some shots of Britney earlier in the day hauling around her daily giant Frappucino which is probably the cause of all this speculation. I don't see why all these magazines want her to be pregnant anyway. It's kind of sick really. That's like hoping Michael Jackson is allowed to start his own day care. I mean, yeah, it'll be adorable at first. But sooner or later somebody's kid is getting run over by a giraffe. Which will suck after a rough night of Jesus Juice. In the meantime, Sean and Jayden can only dream of such a paradise.
Reader Comments
1. tong - February 29, 2008 3:01 PM
gross.
2. joejoe - February 29, 2008 3:06 PM
eww...brit-knees vahzheen!...I bet it smells worse than her feet!
3. JapperSpice - February 29, 2008 3:07 PM
She's not pregnant. She's just fat.
4. silverdollar - February 29, 2008 3:08 PM
why would she wear that in public? gross.
5. OutRunner1 - February 29, 2008 3:08 PM
So, the frappacino pictures prove it. She's not pregnant. She's just a hideous slob.
Painfully obvious and uncreative remark made. My work here is done. Captain Obvious, up, up, and away!
6. Randal - February 29, 2008 3:09 PM
Britney should not be having children at this point. As much as I would like to congratulate her on becoming a mother once again, if said rumors are true, I cannot.
Your fans will continue to support you through these times Britney!
7. Jimbo - February 29, 2008 3:12 PM
I wonder how much Starbucks would paying her to stop drinking their Crappacino's?? That has got to be bad for business.
And who dressed that skank. I would not let me dog out of the house looking like that..
8. Racer X - February 29, 2008 3:12 PM
Who cares!
9. Racer X - February 29, 2008 3:12 PM
Who cares!
10. @ You are a dumbfuck - February 29, 2008 3:16 PM
Randal, you did it. You've trolled here off and on for a couple weeks, now you finally got some bites. Anexio, if this is really you my kudos. It's funny.
On another note, it appears word finally got to Britney that Starbucks was shuttering many of its stores. I appreciate it that she's back on the job keeping the franchises moving.
11. Gerald_Tarrant - February 29, 2008 3:16 PM
Dang y'all, I axed for extra whipping cream on my frappucino.
12. havoc - February 29, 2008 3:17 PM
That's just alcohol bloat.......
Although she is a typical, white trash baby machine.....I bet its just plain ole fat.
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14. Name (required) - February 29, 2008 3:21 PM
I think she's just gaining weight... If she's on psychiatric meds, lots of them cause weight gain. Prozac does for sure. They give it to people with anorexia to make them eat....it increases your appetite. I doubt she's preggers...
15. Acid Stomach - February 29, 2008 3:26 PM
Weird - "Zantac" made my stomach upset.
Anyway, come on, you have to at least try to remember stuff from the 500 or so Britney stories over the last month. She looks pregnant because she stopped taking 10 laxatives a day. When the "baby" comes out...yikes...there's gonna be more screaming than when Frist's daughter caught her in bed going ATM with the nice black fellow from the DMV.
16. Mike - February 29, 2008 3:28 PM
What is ATM??
17. Jimbo - February 29, 2008 3:31 PM
Mike, it's what you do to your goat.
18. Jimbo - February 29, 2008 3:32 PM
This is the second time I've gotten an erection from a half-naked girl with Down Syndrome.
19. OutRunner1 - February 29, 2008 3:32 PM
Ass to mouth? You never go ass to mouth. Not unless you're a sex crazy teenager.
Oh, yeah: ATM=Ass to mouth.
20. Victoria - February 29, 2008 3:34 PM
gross!!
21. jlb - February 29, 2008 3:38 PM
"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at Judge Smails & Britney who's wearing the same hat]
22. Cindy - February 29, 2008 3:39 PM
Any man that tried to stick his wanker in my ass is dead, but to even attempt to put it in my mouth afterwards is going to die slowly and painfully. That is disgusting.
23. Summer Kat - February 29, 2008 3:40 PM
I'm so sick of hearing the word preggars! Ugh.
24. Jimbo - February 29, 2008 3:40 PM
Damn, I feel honored. I have two trolls. To bad both of you are fucking idiots..
25. Alyss - February 29, 2008 3:42 PM
i really dont think shes pregant.. just extremely out of shape!
26. Alyss - February 29, 2008 3:42 PM
i really dont think shes pregnant.. just extremely out of shape!
27. Anexio - February 29, 2008 3:42 PM
I totally froosted by this bad tale bout Brit. She is always doing her best and to say that she is preg is just a way of saying that you are missinformationed. ha ha you dont have one for that do you. losser!
Brit is totely busy building her all of her comebacks and is spend day at mullinium dance working true her rutines and stuff like that. You guys are so stupid becasue you call her fat but that muscle! ha hah ha you are so stupud because you jsut make assumptions that you cant back up with the fact like i can.
o and by the way to just stuff you some more. Adin is someone that loves brit and she love himtotally. her dad aproved him and that good enoughs for me and will last me a good long time to come.
tahnks god that her boys are with her now and that she can get them away from that losser kFed that always lyes and will look at antyhing has the legs.
28. 11 the dipshit - February 29, 2008 3:42 PM
#11....Axed...axed...axed.........you stupid ass fucking ---, you know what you are. Its fucking ASKED. And I know I shouldn't ASK you to write properly if you can't even talk properly. ASK or ASKED, there is not other way to spell it or speak it. Sound it out if you must. For fuck sakes its AMERICA not EUBONICA
29. Ted from LA - February 29, 2008 3:45 PM
#17, classic!
Let me break it down a bit more for you Mike. It's when you put your pee pee in your goats backdoor, push it in and out, remove said pee pee and dip it in peanut butter, and then let your goat clean off the peanut butter.
30. Mike - February 29, 2008 3:45 PM
@22 You don't know what you are missing! My goat loves it.
31. Ted from LA - February 29, 2008 3:46 PM
Look at those "pants" she is wearing. That reminds me, if she needs a cappo does she just cross her arms and bounce her head down and blink?
32. Mike - February 29, 2008 3:48 PM
@29 Thanks Ted. I have never tried the peanut butter trick. Is that what you use on your dog?
33. Auntie Kryst - February 29, 2008 3:50 PM
@27 Troll, you're not Anexio.
@31 Good one Ted, I was thinking MC Hammer. I like the Barbara Eden take better.
34. moobs - February 29, 2008 3:50 PM
MOOOOOOO!
35. Ted from LA - February 29, 2008 3:50 PM
#22, Another classic. You went from not doing anal to doing anal all in one sentence. It reminds me of the guy who was morally opposed to pornography. "It is against God's way, that, and the lighting is always so bad."
36. Anexio - February 29, 2008 3:54 PM
Auntie Kryst, sorry, that's me, really.
Maybe not up to my standards but it's really me.
It's been awhile and I had the flu. Maybe thats it.
Love always, S>
P.S. I licked the peanut butter.
37. Jimbo - February 29, 2008 3:58 PM
#22 - Cindy - you would love it if you did it with me. Just let me know where you live and I'll start mixing up the roofie-coladas.
38. Mike - February 29, 2008 4:00 PM
@35 Wow Ted, you are deep. YOU just have a wealth of information. Why don't you start your won blog so we can all worship all the witty things you have to say.
@36 I have lots of peanut butter for you to lick.
39. Wendy - February 29, 2008 4:10 PM
Not to be gross or anything, but...if I've pooped recently, ATM is not a big deal for me - as long as the guy doesn't shoot in my mouth. That's much worse. There's absolutely nothing more stomach-turning than when a guy has that thick, ropey, almost chlorine-smelling semen, and gives you multiple big spurts of it. It's like clogs of snot shooting onto your tongue and then sliding in big clumps down past your gag spot and into your convulsing throat. I swear, the next time that happens I'm not going to fight it, I'll just puke right back in the guy's face, maybe throwing in a Mallory-like "How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now?"
40. Auntie Kryst - February 29, 2008 4:12 PM
@36 That post read like someone trying to hard to an Anexio, like, well like me. Get well soon. My advice to beat the flu is lots of whiskey, but that's sort of my advice for everything.
Cheers.
41. Arctic - February 29, 2008 4:13 PM
Those aren´t lEgs, those are some lOgs... it´s like looking at tree-trunks.
42. Mike - February 29, 2008 4:15 PM
@39, Wendy thanks for not being gross. I will remember to give you a pearl necklace the next time we have a little ATM.
43. Swallowing - February 29, 2008 4:22 PM
Oh, come on....swallowing a load isn't nearly as bad as it's made out to be. It doesn't taste like anything much, really. It's just salty. If I can have some Pepsi afterward, it's not a bad experience at all.
Plus, if your guy goes down on you, you can hardly not return the favour.
How did we get on this topic again?
44. Sex Nuts & Retard Strong - February 29, 2008 4:25 PM
Based on close observation, I'd say that tummy bump isn't the developing fetus of what is surely the next anti-Christ, aka a bun of in the oven of the apocalypse. Clinically speaking, it's what we in the medical professional call fat. adipose. bulging. beefy. blimpy. bulky. chunky. cellulite-city. chubby. corpulent. distended. fleshy. full figured. husky. hefty. jelly. jellied. jelly-like. jelly-belly. jello. lard. lardy. lard-ass. meaty. meat-pie. obese. oversized. overweight. plump. paunchy. plumper. porky. porcine. portly. potbelly. pudgy. rotund. rolly. rolly-poly. stout. solid. swollen. thick. tubby. whale. walrus. unctuous.
Although my chubby chaser roomate says he'd roll it in flour and ruin that. Hold on, I need to medicate him. Sick fucker.
45. Chubby Chaser - February 29, 2008 4:31 PM
I luvs me sum muffin top.
46. Mike - February 29, 2008 4:34 PM
@45, I havs me a lot of muffin top to give.
47. upset waitress - February 29, 2008 4:45 PM
She's just fat from all the drive-thru's. Pretty soon she will be wearing a tent.
48. Abdo - February 29, 2008 4:51 PM
Poor Britney.or can i say FAT Britney!!!!
49. Chauncey Gardner - February 29, 2008 5:06 PM
Are we sure it isn't just porknancy?
50. fuck you - February 29, 2008 5:54 PM
There he goes again with the freaking Jesus thing.......dude its lame and not in the least funny...
Oh and 13 your an asshole........go do that shit on the kiddie mgs boards
51. fuck you - February 29, 2008 5:54 PM
There he goes again with the freaking Jesus thing.......dude its lame and not in the least funny...
Oh and 13 your an asshole........go do that shit on the kiddie mgs boards
52. clareargent - February 29, 2008 5:57 PM
Are those new boots?
53. fatso - February 29, 2008 5:59 PM
It's a shame that she has turned into such a lard...
54. geez - February 29, 2008 6:05 PM
Oh geez, anyone is dumb enough to think she's pregnant?
After she gave birth to her last kid, I've heard like 6472894792846923649236491 times rumors about her being pregnant again. That's bullshit.
That belly is a fatty belly. A tummy filled with fat. Not a pregnant belly AT ALL.
55. peg - February 29, 2008 6:18 PM
The comment "makes Britney happy" is awfully revealing about Britney's personality and the way she was brought up. It appears that for her whole life" people have catered to making this dumb selfish bitch "happy", with the result that you now have this incredibly spoiled nitwit who does whatever she wants and doesn't like hearing the word "no".
So if it makes her happy, she will go and do it, no matter what the consequences are for her and for others around her.
56. shanipie - February 29, 2008 6:46 PM
So when the fuck is this cow supposed to commit suicide already?
Seriously, we have been on and off Britney suicide watch for how long now?
Just do it already OMG.
You know she has missed her window, that must be it. A few months ago it would have been great, but now people are just sick of hearing about her. Maybe she's already dead and thats just Sam Lutfi in BritBrit drag.
57. ccrider - February 29, 2008 6:50 PM
She is headed straight to the nut house. Speaking of nut job this shirt is funny, "Britney I still Believe". I ran across it at http://departika.com/?p=174
58. tina - February 29, 2008 7:15 PM
Britney is a super star. But I don't like her. She is a bad girl. My sister told me she met her new bf through BillionaireFriends.com. Is that true? I think everyone would like to see what their profiles look like.
59. Solaera - February 29, 2008 8:04 PM
Ugh. Does this woman have any clothes that are not grease stained? Her fugly skirt has spots all over it.
60. Sapphire - February 29, 2008 8:27 PM
Who's dressing these people?
61. Ted from LA - February 29, 2008 8:34 PM
Stevie Wonder.
62. Ted from LA - February 29, 2008 8:45 PM
Brit-Brit takes in more calories in Whipped Cream per day than most people with three solid meals.
63. Ang - February 29, 2008 9:25 PM
Is it just me, or would somebody please give that girl a different shade of lipstick. That coral from the late 80's is really starting to drive me wacko.
64. justtheobvious - February 29, 2008 9:34 PM
she needs to lay off the starbucks! Fat ass!
65. Sandman - February 29, 2008 9:36 PM
oh look, it's Shitney! I didn't think I would make it through another day without seeing this fugly gutter whore. Love the hat Shitney, it makes you look so slim....no really, did you lose weight??? holy christ this bitch is a train wreck. please just vanish....you're so repulsive.
66. Homeland Security Secret Agent - February 29, 2008 9:43 PM
Can't we just ship her to Iraq?
67. WTF - February 29, 2008 9:47 PM
I heard that Hillary is so upset that Britney and Obama are getting so much attention that she is now not wearing any underwear hoping that someone, anyone, will notice and she might get some needed PR.
68. Shannon - February 29, 2008 9:47 PM
Ew, jiggly puff. Put that shit away.
69. KSo - February 29, 2008 10:57 PM
Maybe Britney Spears secretly eats babies...and small children...and that makes her look fat.
70. blueberryberet - March 1, 2008 1:10 AM
Honest to God how many times can you drink a frappuccino? Does she need one every moment? No wonder she is fat! And there is a tag in her weave or still attached to her hair band or something. She's completely oblivious.
71. momo - March 1, 2008 1:42 AM
all girls luv anal. its a fact.
72. momo - March 1, 2008 1:44 AM
all girls luv backdoor
73. Juaquin Ingles - March 1, 2008 1:54 AM
She's like one of those ho bag 15-year-olds parading around the mall in the crop top and daisy dukes with the big hanging buddah belly and stegosaurus legs, except most girls that age (unless you're from her redneck of the apalachian backwoods) aren't adorned with that lovely post-pregnancy flip-flop skin that completes this masterpiece.
74. J-Ho - March 1, 2008 9:19 AM
She's not pregnant she's just fat from all those high calorie drinks at least let's all hope and pray for the sake of humanity she's not.
75. Kimberly Clark - March 1, 2008 1:23 PM
#71
Correction. All skanks like Kim Karskanskin love it in the back door.
76. Jackie - March 1, 2008 1:26 PM
I am not a fan of Britney but she is not like the 70 percent of Americans that are 30 pounds or more overweight. But according to the famous 1 percent underweight standard; she is fat. Britney needs to be honest with herself and take a good look in the mirror before she actually goes out in public.
77. Judy - March 1, 2008 1:28 PM
Her tummy looks like mine and I only had one baby. People tell me I am skinny all the time and this is because I know how to dress to flatter my body; unlike Britney.
78. Peetree - March 1, 2008 1:36 PM
god this bitch has gotten even more morbidly grotesque as the years move on. jesus...
someone do us all a favor and destroy any evidence or trace of the celebrity formerly known as
"britney spears"
79. ixxy - March 1, 2008 1:40 PM
I think she's just fat because all she eats is fucken burgers and drinks starbucks, starbucks is REALLY fattening
80. Grunion - March 1, 2008 2:08 PM
She's not fat, she's festivly plump.
81. S P - March 1, 2008 3:10 PM
She's not pregnant, she's fat. You can't drink Grande Caramel Frappucinos with whipped cream all day and not be fat.
82. twzzlrgirl - March 1, 2008 3:13 PM
#58 -- Hey, Tina, you fat lard. come and get some dinner!
(and quit spamming the superfish)
83. Kate - March 1, 2008 3:31 PM
For what its worth, i work at starbucks....
she is drinking a venti cafe vanilla frapachino.
that has like 600 calories
also it's decalf
so like maybe shes abstaining for the baby
84. Giggles - March 1, 2008 3:46 PM
Kate is about right:
Caffè Vanilla Frappuccino® Blended Coffee
Serving Size 24 fl. oz. Venti (or "Large" for the English-speaking)
Amt Per Serving
Calories 560
Fat Calories 140
Total Fat (g) 16
85. alex oz - March 1, 2008 4:40 PM
a beer pregars
86. Rx Queen - March 1, 2008 5:15 PM
I hope it's not too late for her to get some Plan B pills.
87. differet12 - March 1, 2008 9:01 PM
brit you nees to cover up ur belly. u dont look good and you arnt a belly dancer. gross.
88. differet12 - March 1, 2008 9:01 PM
brit you nees to cover up ur belly. u dont look good and you arnt a belly dancer. gross.
89. differet12 - March 1, 2008 9:01 PM
brit you nees to cover up ur belly. u dont look good and you arnt a belly dancer. gross.
90. eXtasyStef - March 1, 2008 9:06 PM
Mandatory sterilization for Brit, please. They require frigging cats get fixed, but she's allowed to run free. While they're at it, get Kardashian and Paris too.
91. tina - March 1, 2008 10:53 PM
Poor woman. I saw her profile with photos on Richsoulmate.com, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn't she? Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?
92. GG1000 - March 2, 2008 1:53 AM
She doesn't look especially pregnant, but she's awfully chubby for that outfit.
93. Sapphire Eyes - March 2, 2008 7:53 AM
Those shorts or whatever they're called are fugly too-matched with a shirt that barely covers her sagging braless boobs.
Is it my imagination, or is she wearing multiple diamondique rings on her left ring fing? Could Adnan be making an honest woman out of her? Would anyone want to?
Just wondering ...
94. Neybirt - March 2, 2008 3:45 PM
This is how my tummy looks like. Gonna make it fitter by the summer tho.
560 kcal.... in a mug. phew..
95. oakling - March 2, 2008 11:51 PM
What about the "britney spears has hideous taste in fashion" rumors?
96. Carri - March 3, 2008 12:12 AM
I dont believe that!!! Did i tell you theres a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians March 9th on E! starting at 10 pm et/pt. The first season was good but this season i bet is going to be just crazy. Here are those links you wanted play the tushy game its great!!
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows
97. Brittany - March 3, 2008 12:15 AM
Tell me about it!!! I cant believe theres going to be a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I just saw the commercial it said it aires March 9th on E! at 10 et/pt Heres those links you wanted. Tell me what you think about the tushy game. I only got 3 out of 5. I suck. Tell me what you get
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows
98. bbw_becky - March 3, 2008 2:53 AM
Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. Her profile was found on the cute bbw dating site http://plusmingle.com last week. It seems Britney is seeking true love now.
99. jSb - March 3, 2008 8:30 AM
Maybe that bloke isn't screwing her for hours - more like minutes. At least I thought you would loose some weight when banging like there was no tomorrow...
100. FFF - March 3, 2008 8:35 AM
She's on record for saying that she loves having her feet worshipped. Please discuss.
101. biggdoggdaddy - March 3, 2008 9:32 AM
who the fuck dresses that nasty skank ho?
102. Grunion - March 3, 2008 9:58 AM
well at least we know she's off the meth.
103. porno filim - March 3, 2008 10:05 AM
Are we sure it isn't just porknancy?
104. Katey - March 3, 2008 10:41 AM
Hey, on the last picture of her stepping out of the car.. it looks like there's a piece of something falling out of her va-jay-jay's general area.. what the.. hahaha
105. Diamond Dame - March 3, 2008 11:49 AM
She is just FAT! Eating fast food and starbucks isn't a diet you can keep when you just sit on your non-pregant fat ass!
106. Diamond Dame - March 3, 2008 11:49 AM
She is just FAT! Eating fast food and starbucks isn't a diet you can keep when you just sit on your non-pregant fat ass!
107. Trover - March 3, 2008 12:19 PM
Average women in America is 5'4" 140. Looks like Britney is just right at that now. So she is average. But for a celeb, average just does not cut it. In fact, for a celeb, average is fat since the average celeb is skinny as hell. So while Brit may make average women in America feel good, she is now a fat ass for a chick many used to want to bone silly when she was toned and had it together. And let's be honest, men don;t fantasize about average, they want the trim, toned and fit women to think of. You know, the ones they never can get in real life.
108. Taylor - March 3, 2008 2:11 PM
lol!
That's why they have Kim Kardinskank!
109. Taylor - March 3, 2008 2:13 PM
Britney is on her way to being like 70 percent of Americans; 30 pounds or more overweight. Perhaps she will get as fat as Kim Kardinskank and they can do a group reality show.
110. BunnyButt - March 3, 2008 4:02 PM
She's having a flabby, not a baby.
111. herbiefrog - March 3, 2008 6:57 PM
funny how noone can mention .....
112. herpesdating - March 4, 2008 2:15 AM
She is a great people. I was told that she will helpe 100 top herpes people on a STD dating site ~~~ " stdpal.com~~~ this year. And the users on this site increased 3 time this week.
113. IWONKY - March 5, 2008 1:25 AM
Shit...OH MY Fucking GOD....Are those NEW BOOTS?????? (thud)
114. IWONKY - March 5, 2008 1:36 AM
(through blurry eyes) Aw shit - #52 saw them first...sorry 52...but oh my fucking god...those boots are fucking new...did Jamie make her buy them??...oh I'm getting excited...maybe he MADE her burn those other boots!!!!...oh joy!!!...no more nasty fucking boots!!!...oh, oh, oh, OHHHHHHHHHHhhh...aw shit!!!...wait, wait a fucking minute!!!!...those boots SUCK!!!