Feb 27 2008Britney Spears is not a federal case
It's apparently legal day on The Superficial. New York attorney John Eardley was shut down yesterday in his attempts to prove Britney Spears is being held captive and that her conservatorship case should be heard by a federal judge. No one could figure out what angle this guy was working, but it obviously didn't work. People reports:
"Mr. Eardley fails to explain why he can bring this claim for her in the first instance. He cannot," Gutierrez said in his three-page ruling. "Mr. Eardley had no authority to remove the case from state court. He is neither a party nor a defendant. While he claims to be Ms. Spears's attorney, the probate court ... found that she was incapable of retaining her own counsel."
Britney Spears' legal conundrum is so ridiculous that the judge could file a ruling stating, "So I communicated to Mr. Eardley 'Dude, what the fuck? Your shit makes no sense and I ain't got time for no jibber-jabber.'" This once again proves that Mr. T should handle any and all legal cases so I'm entertained and get to watch fools be pitied. The defense rests and will now eat a Pop Tart if it pleases the court.
Reader Comments
1. gumby182 - February 27, 2008 10:44 AM
is that a wedding ring?
2. BunnyButt - February 27, 2008 10:45 AM
I think we could make a federal case about how badly that blouse fits ...
3. D. Richards - February 27, 2008 10:50 AM
A judge actually had to rule that Britney Spears debacled life isn't important enough to be taken to Federal court?
Wow.
4. PowerA - February 27, 2008 10:52 AM
There're too many troubles with britney. Just learned she is looking for someone at the celeb singles site millionairecupid.com. Not sure if she has already prepared for the new relationships.
5. meh - February 27, 2008 10:53 AM
She shouldn't be allowed to dress herself anymore. It's becoming vomit worthy...though I could just be getting more sensitive to my stomach...naaaaaaahhhhhhh....it's vomit worthy.
6. lipper - February 27, 2008 10:53 AM
That bitch stole my 8 year olds top again! *shakes fist*
7. Sambo the Ass Pirate - February 27, 2008 10:55 AM
is she wearing her mouseketeer ears? oh wait, that's her hair.
8. morga - February 27, 2008 11:01 AM
I can't even begin to explain that sunglass situation.
9. Racer X - February 27, 2008 11:02 AM
She has nice thighs for a white girl.
/for reals yo!
10. Giggles - February 27, 2008 11:04 AM
And the judge didn't award atty fees to Britney's father. THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS. Anyone can bilk anyone for $40,000 (that's outrageous, too).
And yes, I'm with BunnyButt and the others: bad, bad top.
11. Auntie Kryst - February 27, 2008 11:09 AM
What's Esquival doing in pics 2-4? I hope it's making some groovy latin music that I can enjoy with my martini.
12. icecreem - February 27, 2008 11:14 AM
Why the fuk does she keeps putting that red lipstick on... its horrible... without it she looks pretty thant she puts it on and she looks like a cheap hooker
13. MMB - February 27, 2008 11:18 AM
her skin looks gorgeous...not at all meth-y
14. Spazz - February 27, 2008 11:24 AM
Nice blueblockers. WTF are those glasses? Skank.
15. lisa - February 27, 2008 11:32 AM
she looks good in these pictures.. for being britney.
16. RENEE - February 27, 2008 11:35 AM
What is this, has-beens sex symbol day??? First Pam, now Britney. So who's aging worse, Pam or Britney? I know Pam is older, but I would still go with Pam. She looks like an old, roughed up road whore. Must be the whole hep thing and waaay too much sun.
17. Gerald_Tarrant - February 27, 2008 11:42 AM
Who is the new dude? Looks like a Manny but without kids why would she need one. He doesn't fit the terrorist profile so he couldn't be a new boyfriend or manager.
I can't see her shoes, bets on whether she has on the boots?
18. D. Richards (Slob.) - February 27, 2008 11:44 AM
Where's goddamn Frist at?
19. Geoff - February 27, 2008 11:45 AM
Not a Federal Case? C'mmon! Looks a the shit she
wears everday.
Where are her tan boots? She hasnt' worn them in
two hours, I miss them.
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20. poop - February 27, 2008 11:48 AM
She should stop wearing that red lipstick. She looks insane.
21. The Honorable John G. Roberts - February 27, 2008 12:04 PM
I previously stated that I do not want this weak shit in the federal system. Britney Spears is not our problem.
The US Marshall Service is HEREBY ORDERED that if she tries to cross state lines and make it a federal issue SHOOT TO KILL,
If her lame-ass attorney or any bozo claiming to be her lame ass attorney files anything with her name on it in any federal court SHOOT TO KILL
And on general principles find that shit-dribble-bearded leach Lufti and SHOOT TO KILL.
John G Roberts
Chief Justice
United States Supreme Court
22. noneyobeezwax - February 27, 2008 12:18 PM
yeah, fuck the feds, this shit needs to go straight to the U.N. she needs to be charged with crimes against humanity. this isn't a U.S. problem, this is a global problem.
23. Anonymous - February 27, 2008 12:23 PM
Auntie Kryst:
You know who Esquivel is? I'm pleasantly surprised.
24. Hecubus - February 27, 2008 12:25 PM
Oh yeah I remember this chick, used to be a singer or something, right ?
25. gotmilk? - February 27, 2008 12:34 PM
whoah hold it...did she wash her hair?
26. Gerald_Tarrant - February 27, 2008 12:35 PM
#23 - Anon, Esquivel was never douchey enough to hang out with Brit. I wouldn't be shocked to hear her rip his stuff off though. Maybe she will claim this guy is Esquivel and say he gave permission to use his works.
27. Italian Stallion - February 27, 2008 12:46 PM
Wouldn't it be great if she flipped out and killed K-Fag and got life in prison? Instead of bars they can put her behind glass so we could visit and point and laugh................
28. Grunion - February 27, 2008 1:19 PM
Nice to see the jowels are back. Not to mention the ten-head. At what point does a receding hariline become female patern baldness (FPB)?
29. FCS - February 27, 2008 1:20 PM
Britney's dad dresses her funny.
30. Mick - February 27, 2008 1:47 PM
"the probate court ... found that she was incapable of retaining her own counsel."
not to mention feces.
31. Auntie Kryst - February 27, 2008 3:32 PM
@23 Thanks Anon. Despite all evidence to the contrary, sometimes I'm not a complete cretin.
32. cora - February 27, 2008 9:21 PM
There're too many troubles with britney. Just learned she is looking for someone at the celeb singles site ~~~~Tallmingle.com ~~~. Not sure if she has already prepared for the new relationships.
33. kate - February 28, 2008 3:26 PM
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http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
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