Feb 14 2008Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib secretly married

First, biatches.

I can't and won't believe it!

I have received several emails regarding the Sexual Harassment meeting in conference room B at 1:00p.m. tomorrow. Some of you have been asking if this meeting is mandatory. I have checked with management and it is still unclear, but in light of the incident last year with Bob from Accounting, I would assume it is. But, I will check with Legal and get back to you all as soon as possible.
Thank you,

Cyndi Thomas
Human Resources Director

Oh. omg. My friends told me they met each other on millionairefriends.com where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. Many celebs are there. Have they deleted their profiles? I will check.

Makes my own life seem like a fucking DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!

I married Britney too. We got married at the donkey show in TJ. The donkey was the bride’s maid..

To All Employees:

Cyndi from HR just contacted me regarding the sexual harassment lecture tomorrow. There seems to be some confusion on whether this meeting is mandatory or not. Attendance is required for ALL EMPLOYEES, no exceptions. Corporate is requiring all divisions employing 25 persons or more to hold staff meetings twice a year regarding sexual harassment in the workplace. You can all thank Bob from Accounting.

Thanks,

Karen Beemer
Legal Department

fish, i love you but damn....other sites reported this within the past few days. and i hope people are getting to point where they are like "fuck britney!" if she's so fucking stupid to keep doing these retarded things then she deserves all the bad shit coming her way...I say "let 'em crash."

Hey everybody! Did you hear there is going to be another staff meeting about sexual harassment?? God I hope the chick that teaches it is as hot as the one from last time. Man, that girl had the biggest tits and hottest ass I’ve ever seen!!! I want to stick my cock in that ass and pound her so hard she won’t be able to sit for a WEEK!!!! See ya there!

Hey Cyndi - I will show you some sexual harassment that you won't soon forget if you ever post that dumb shit on this site again. Way to go Bob from accounting!

I like milkshake and cheeseburgers too. Nothing wrong with my mental state. Cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

@3 Hey Cyindi. Dosn't boobs popping out of your top count as Sexual Harassment..

Hahaha! Someone give Britney a new pair of boots for a wedding gift.

Karen and Cyndi have a lotta nerve posting shit here, considering the money shot picture of their 3-way with Bob on the boss's desk made the company's christmas card this year.

I wonder who passed the idiotic genes to the Britneys - the mom or the dad?

It's pretty pathetic when everything in a someone's being is rotten: her vagina, boobs, body, taste, style, and of course, brain. Yet such people are the ones who usually reproduce and proud of it.

I am really disappointed with the sexual harassment posts. when they went to a site called IBS I was hoping it had something about Tyra Banks on it

SIC 'EM, JAMIE SPEARS!!!
Dad's gonna need to get this addressed, too.

Wow. Nice boots Brit. I would hate to take a whiff of her shoe closet. And her panty drawer. And HER..

Hey did you know that escalators can never break down? They can only become stairs.

K FED leaves his 7-months pregnant girlfriend to marry this girl, and he is still a lesser evil than Adnan ???

These people all deserve one another.

Guys, I just got word that we are all required to attend another mandatory meeting from the skirts upstairs. As usual I am not authorized to issue overtime. Please clock out when you head to the meeting. After the meeting please clock back in before returning to the loading dock.

PS our dart team dues are coming up. We can't play in the bar league until we get paid up. It's only $10 bucks. I got a sign up sheet attached to a manilla envelope on my desk. I want to give it to Joe at happy hour on Tuesday.

I bet her feet stink.

You got to watch out for those guys in accounting.

'Hey, diddy. Less gos to Mexico and gets us some married and start us's a family. I wunna forget about my past, darlin' -- my past kids; theys wus bad -- Theys could read my thoughts. My boys's wore warlocks from th' planet Mars.

Don't ya' feel like tacos? I am so h'ngry. I'm ovulatin'. Touch mhe!'

LEAVE THE SEA TURTLES ALONE!

This story is fucking retarded and absolutely insane. Sounds like something Brit would do. I believe it.

"You, Britney - YOU! - are my one and only true Az Berry."

#3, Cyndi, I must say you're looking especially lovely this morning. When you bent over the photocopier so I could see up your mini skirt, well, you warmed the cockles of my heart. Such a naughty girl for not wearing panties. Can I sit next to you at the meeting tomorrow?

Terry McNamara
Director of Sales

I have finally figured out what Adnan Doucelib's facial hair looks like. It looks like they were engaged in a little 69 action and Brit left him a skid mark that he is not aware of.

I really can't take anymore of this shit.

Aw, too bad. They were such a great couple - AzLynn and AzChin.

To Cyndi and Karen:

Kindly refrain from using inter-office mail to exchange personal toys and lubricants.

As per your own policy this is not an acceptable use of corporate resources.

This is your second reminder. Third time I have to take this to Miles.

#9

Yes, you would need to pound "her" in the ass because he is yet to complete his last step of sex change. One of the agendas in the next Sexual Harassment meeting is how to correctly identify the possible victims of Sexual Harassment since we do not want any employee to be embarrassed for committing such act to a person of the wrong gender.

what a completely ugly-ass, buttstain couple they make. happy V day to two of the most worthless ass-clowns around. Is he supposed to be cool? He looks like a total poser dork.

To All Employees:
We recently completed an office wide audit of your Explorer caches. It goes without saying that viewing material of a sexual nature is not allowed on office equipment. We take a strict no excuses policy. Later today certain individuals are required to report to HR. You will receive individual emails shortly.

Any chance her current conservators will seek to have the marriage annulled on the grounds that she was legally mentally incapable of entering into a marriage contract?

Could happen.

You know what's NOT a secret? Brit is fat and Adnan is a money-grubbing scuzzbag. Shhhh...keep it on the down-low.

You don't have to get it annulled. It's Mexico - you can strangle a Mexican hooker after an hour of handcuffed lubeless anal sex and you don't even have to apologize. So I hear.

Jezuz Jimbo Troll. In the words of a confused white boy, 'you're wack'..

Vang,

Because our company produces sexual aids, such as vibrators, dildos and lurbricants, it's necessary for research and development purposes that those of us in the lab be able to view materials and websites with strong sexual content.

Thanks to your f***ing filters, we can only access sites containing cute fuzzy animals and rainbows. Unless the company has changed its mission statement and is going into weather forecasting and production of bestiality accessories, I suggest you reconfigure the filter so we can do our damned jobs!

Buddy Postlethwait
Director of Research and Development

Please inform the girls in reception that men are victims of sexual harassment too. They continually undress me with their eyes and squeeze my biceps when I ask for a signature. Just ask them about yesterday....when I left your officeI felt so dirty.

Dear Joe,

Your complaint against the female employees in our reception area has come to my attention. Please be aware that, because you are not an employee of our company, their behavior does not constitute sexual harassment. You can be sexually harassed only if you work for us. If you'd like to apply for a position with our organization, please contact Cyndi in HR.

Rupert Merriweather
Community Liaison

Buddy, I read you loud and clear. I hate to get all "1984" on everyone but we need to exercise a certain amount of discretion. Last I checked our product line did not include any aids to assist with relations with species other than the human race. As such we configured our company search engine to red flag us each time words such as "donkey show" "harness" "peanut butter" and "Mexico" are queried.

PS, are you going to be on WOW tonight? My mage is aching to go on a new adventure.

Would you stop with all of your stupid fake office letters?!? It's lame and annoying.

She CAN"T go into a live volcano ....They require a virgin ... It would just spit her back out
Does this brain-dead-what-cha-ma-call-it marry every freaking dude that tells her she's sane ?
Gawd I Hope So .............. "YOU SANE SWEETIE - YOU SANE AS A M/F !!! "
We go get married now ? (you batshit crazy freak)
Yes sweetheart .... Daddy spank later (whack-0 M/F)
What babe ? No ..... The space ship won't be here tonight (you dip-shit)

does anyone notice that she's losing weight? ah, the silver lining.

I can't believe Mexico let these douches in thier country

Office Whore, I think I got the whack job troll today. Which one did you get?

Britney is teh best luvr I've had, next to the camels and the other stinky men I've ass-fucked.

Who Cares

That picture is priceless. It should be followed by a pic of the janitors sanitizing the escalator. I feel the need to Lysol spray my monitor just for showing that image.

The interoffice mail is great!

i bet sam SWENGALI lufti told co swengali ghalib to marry her for money and keep her crazy I see britney as anna nicole here

CLEARLY SHE IS NOT IN HER RIGHT MIND. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON HIS CHIN?????? GOD IT'S PISSING ME OFF. WHAT SORT OF DRUGS OR LEVEL OF CRAZY IS REQUIRED TO THINK THAT SHIT ON HIS FACE IS HOT?

Can't wait to see Brit-Brit sporting a burqua next week!

ohomg:

All their profiles have been deleted. I checked for you. I would tell you to fuck straight off, but I think it goes without saying.

Hey.....!!!! Take that back....!!!! I'm not playin', man......take it back...!!!!

@51 It's Svengali, with a V.

Am I the only one that thinks all these interoffice memos are hilarious?

Probably. I'm at work and I'm bored.

Maybe I should apply to their company. Sounds a lot more exciting.

Actually the interoffice memos kind interrupt the meaningful dialogue that we try to have here discussing the celebretards. The reason I don't read Perez is because the comments are so fucked by 50 nimrods posting "first." At least here it is usually only the first 5 fuckwads who care that they are first. But now I have to sift through this interoffice shit that is pointless and isn't inflammatory at all. The office folks should go gay up Perez's site even more than it already is.

Is he a Mormon Polygamist?

who cares about these two?

must ... read more ... about GARY COLEMAN.

they should live stream from his forehead. probably all crotch shots until he gets mad and jumps up and down, but still.

hey tinfoil. yes, they are hilarious.

let's hear more from Cyndi, Karen, and Bob!!

Do you guys like working here? ;)

(winkey, winkey)

(Meet me back at the hotel, leave your car at the office, and show me)

You know what I mean, don't you.

Tom G.
CEO/President

Britney sure knows how to pick em.

it's final. the end is here. i thought maybe there was a hint of a possibility that britney would be "saved", "cured", whatever. now i realize that THAT is truely never going to happen. she's not teetering at the tip of the abyss, slowly leaning toward the dark hole, she's already fallen in and she's never coming back. and you know what "dark hole" i'm talking about..BAH!

Mr. Tarrant,

You have been invited to attend our annual sexual harassment meeting this year. We plan on using Brit Spears as an example of how to dress like a slut, screw the wrong guys and be bat shit crazy, but then still try to use the courts as your friend. We know you might have a few good words to add on this matter.

We also will be serving Jell-O shots with the open bar opening at 4pm. All women, except the strippers, will be asked to leave at that time, unless they plan on participating. Except for Helen in Word processing. That fat bitch can not participate even if she wants to.

Thanks for your attendance in advance.

The Grease Monkey Crew

three things:

the interoffice memos aren't in the slightest bit funny to me, but apparently they are to some people, so i guess i'll leave it alone. is it the same person posting ALL of this?? that is one incredible waste of time, if so. kind of impressive.

AzLynn is the stupidest name I've ever heard

What is up with the sources that Superfish quotes on here? I guess we'll accept commenting on complete conjecture/lies as though they are fact. Why not put the frog-baby news up here too?

"she has the mental capacity of a sea turtle?" Excuse me, but this comment is a horrendous insult to the intelligence and magnificence of every sea turtle in the world's oceans. Sea turtles are highly intelligent. Britney Spear is highly stupid, and is not capable of caring for herself. She also stinks.

Lay off the sea turtle remarks.

Hi everyone, just letting you know you can pick up the girl scout cookies outside of my cube, and thanks soooo much. Staecie's troop can afford to go on that camping trip. Guess who gets to help chaperone??? LOL

Also ladies for us singeltons, Senor Toads is having an anti-Valentine happy hour from 6-8. 2 for 1 margaritas, see ya there!

This is so sad. She needs to get out of LA , away from these people and just hang out with her family for a while...get some custody/visitation rights of her kids...and get OUT of the spotlight! Poor thing is so messed up!

I can not imagine what those shorts must smell like....

stick him in jail and throw away the key

Who is using who?

He looks like T-Bag from PRISON BREAK.

Now I really think you should apologize to sea turtles everywhere....They are Wayyyy smarter than Britney.

Britney is clearly mental. It's sad really, but if her parents don't have her locked back up until she actually gets well, she'll be just like ANS. I can't believe I used to be a big fan of this girl. Why is she even in the news anymore, I'm sick of hearing about her sad life. It's depressing. She's now just another has been who had it all and threw it away. Adnan is gross and clearly just using her...Even in this mental state she is in, she could do better than him. She must have really really low self esteem. She's so pitiful and if she isn't going to get better then I wish she'd just disappear. You know the funny thing is that she seemed okay when she was with Justin. Maybe, she shouldn't of cheated on him, bet she regrets it. Here he is doing really well for himself and dating big time stars and she's with a papparazzi lmao. Sad!

This has been one of the best runs of comments and interoffice memos ever!

How can i apply for a job just so i can make this meeting?
sounds like there are going to be some choice man-whores there!

hilarious.
but we wanna know too! is it one person or a coordinated effort??

We can blame PETA or these office memos. Their plug for this site was bound to bring in new people

Congrats, American Pop Culture....

You reap what you fukking sow!!!!!!!!!!!

hey

@#66- Agreed! I call bullshit on this story. There is no way in hell that Britney would have been able to marry Adnan without anyone knowing about it for this long. Especially not when the paps stalk her as much as they do. It just isn't possible. Star isn't even a very reputable magazine. I can't believe how many people on here actually belief this crap.

Honeymoon inside a live volcano? That's just precisely like them, haha!

Honeymoon inside a live volcano? That's just precisely like them, haha!

*believe

It's EASY to understand how this could happen- Adnan Ghalib is a FILTHY stinkin A-rab. EVERY last STINKIN one of those scum, from that part of the world is EXACTLY the same way!!! A caliber 45 between the eyes would clear the problem right up ... short of that, he is going to stick to her like super glue till he sucks her as dry as the filthy desert sands he was spawned in ...

I guaranty, at this moment he working as hard as he can to knock her up to secure his permanence in her life & her money, forever ... just look at K- Fed, one minute, a penniless BUM-NOTHING dancer, the next, a douche-bag worth tens of millions ... :O)

oh for the love of........!!

*sighs*... this is the 'girl' who married twice before, costing her dearly... she just doesnt learn does she!!
and that Adnan... for f**ks sake, what a scumbag! but then again if a guy knows how to con a girl like britney, he will!
Britney will be better off bankrupt anyways, that way MAYBE she'll face reality.

Hey hey! As I have been saying, and now look again!! Let me tell yall first AGAIN, that there is STILLL MORE to this STORY ! It gets even more twisted!!!! Remember you read it first all these times before ANY other site!

First and foremost..the office memo's are really hilarious..sorry to the others who didn't find it funny..anyways..back to the story here..does it have substance to that event though? if it is..well britney has the mental capacity of a PIG..by saying that i probably insulted the pig for acomparing it to britney's brain..which by nature they said pigs are really smart...as for addy ghalib..wtf is that under his chin? some kind of a small landing strip..what a turd!!

PETA?!?!?
welll now i have changed my mind about applying for a job!

i prefer my man-whores in fur.

hey! that is incredibly offensive to sea turtles! they are actually very intelligent. try sea slug instead xxx

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