Feb 25 2008Angelina Jolie has something in her belly

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Wow, I've never cared about Brad Pitt one way or the other, but he truly looks like puffy hell in these pics.

Wow. I was waiting for them at the red carpet and they were at Independent Awards crap? Wow... but maybe they finally realized that Academy is real crap most of the time (Shakespeare in Love *cough*cough*)

Ooh, she's pregnant!

Hubby is getting jelouse and must gain weight too!!!

Can she be MORE fucking beautiful please? Jesus! I can't look at her anymore!

She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club 'BillionaireCupid dot com'. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

4- is that like french lice?

Someone might want to check that right arm and see if it is still alive...

Brad looks like a cross between Bono and my grandfather wearing his leftover clothes from the '70s. They're becoming a little too parent-y.

Why does Brad wear a wig now? He looks like hell.

Angie is a great mom . . . every pregnant woman should take a quick trip to Iraq to an area so dangerous they need to wear a bullet proof vest. Way to think about your unborn child, Angie, not to mention your multi-cultural brood back home.

@6- I've think I've seen you before. It was on ImADirtyTwat.com. You have a personal account there with pictures of your fat ass, your friend circle (which is empty) along with some other people that can be found there who have no life and have nothing better to do than to sit on they're asses eating cheetos and pork rinds while they advertise a lame ass site.

Whaaaat?? Angelina is pregnant? This is brand new news that I haven't heard before! Way to be on top of things there, Fish..

Last night I had anal sex with a guy who has Tourette's, but I don't think it was intentional.

Oh, and I agree, Brad Pitt looks like SHIT (hey that rhymes). What the FRICK is up with those old man pants? I see those all the time at thrift stores, they make great skate rags when you cut them off..

"I will also simultaneously unembrace pants"...brilliant, fish

angelina is, of course, hot as hell. but she is also getting a bit skeletor-ish...look at her lower arms. i liked her back in the "Gio" days more.

@13, greeeaaaattt, it's going to be one of THOSE days.....

Fuck it, I'm outta here..

I know those pictures are real, but it just looks so fake (i.e., photoshop). I'm happy for them! At least they can take care of the children, instead of popping them out and ignoring their existence (Britney).

Is that Val Kilmer she's dating now???

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I like Brad's outfit; I dress in a similar way. I wear better shoes and more modern jackets, however.

Why does Brad look like a sleazy used car salesman. What happened to him. I'm sure he thinks that he looks like Steve McQueen, but he really looks like he is wearing a very bad Halloween costume.

I'm actually chuckling at some of the comments made about his pants. Pants like that are common in high-fashion menswear collections. Stick with your Juicy Couture and me and Brad'll carry on wearing Tom Ford.

Angelina looks great as always, but what is with the baby bump? It looks kinda pointy. Is she carrying a conehead?

Robert Redford called - He wants his hair back........

Well, there will at least be someone to be a companion for Shiloh while the rest of them go out for photo opps... ahem, er I mean political statements, uh, scratch that, I meant to say outings with the adopted brood.

Is Angelina dating Charles Bronson now?

Dude, I'm not wearing pants either. Wanna make out?

Brad isn't aging all that well. And for shit's sake, if you tuck in your shirt wear a fucking belt. You look like an ear biter who needs a helmet to walk without the belt.

Let me intorduce myself...

I am BillionaireCupid and I am an IDIOT!

All the people on my website have herpes!

She's wearing high heels and her arms are still longer than her legs. She must be really good on monkey bars.

Hey-ho, everyone.

Hope y'all had a GREAT weekend...(???)

Ang looks HOT with her newly darkened tresses. As if she could BE any hotter...

ewwwwww...... what happened to Brad? How did he get my grandpa's pants? I swear he had them yesterday!

#21 - Are these pants from the Tom Ford retirement home Spring collection. I remember when high fashion designers were showing tube tops for men on the runways of Paris. I didn't buy one of those either.

Oh FUCK, she's insanely fucking incredibly HOT!!
HOT HOT HOT
Hottest woman in Hollywood BY FAR.
No one can compare. She may be the only actress in Hollywood who is actually naturally truly STUNNING.

My grandpa called me this morning bitchen about someone stealing his favorite pants and I thought he was going thru dementia again. Brad, honey, just give him the damn pants back pllllleeease!

Wow, Angelina is looking HOT and STUNNING to jaw-dropping and dick-exploding levels, and she's pregnant.
She looks so much better as a brunnette like now.

She is so pretty but that hand....something I only see in my nightmares......

Let it be known that Dicks Dicks thinks the world revolves around Angelina Jolie: she's Dick's sun and the universe is her earth. Everything is her satellite. Angelina is life giver. Dicks is amazed by the reproduction cycle. He knows in his black, but warming heart that Angelina is better at being pregnant than any other woman on this planet, ever -- was. She's mother genius (to the stars; the moon; Xenu).

Jolie (brother fucker) is doing the world a favor by having kids. God knows we need more of 'em. Hallelujah.

with all those kids, he can't afford to leave her. the child support alone will ruin him. great thinking, angie.

C'mon, Brad Pitt is fucking Tyler Durden and the best looking male in Hollywood by far, give him a break if he's not looking perfect all the time.
And oh yeah, don't forget, his girlfriend is the fucking hottest and fucking most beautiful and stunning woman in Hollywood by far.

Jealous anyone?

February 22, 2008
Dear Diary:
Went to some award thing or another. Talked Brad into wearing the absolute goofiest outfit ever. God he has no balls. Jennifer ought to go out of her mind at these pictures of me pregnant again. I hope this one is foreign.
--A

Talk about dick sucking lips...!

Why is that just a few years ago she was going on about how she would not have a biological child, because she feels like then their would be that one child that doesn't get adopted, and there already is an overpopulation problem? I guess Brad wants more biological kids.
To: Jesus christ, that's hot # 33
By the way, Angelina is NOT 'natural' at all, go on to goodplasticsurgery.com, she has definitely had a nose job, her lower lip reduced, and probably cheek implants. Her surgeon did a good job though, and she is really pretty.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/angelina_jolie.htm

Angie's so beautiful though. But way tooooo skinny! Honestly, how much does she weigh? Under 75 lbs?
But yeah...never liked Brad but he's fucking Tyler Durden so fuck how he looks now, he's still Tyler Durden. It's true though that he looks like a drugged out used-car salesman. Colin Farrell and Robert Downey Jr. beat him by far now.

@32- They even have stilettos for men.
Aneglina looks much better than she did before... But they're both past their primes in terms of looks. Johnny Depp and Catherine Zeta-Jones are much better looking if you ask me.

@32- They even have stilettos for men.
Aneglina looks much better than she did before... But they're both past their primes in terms of looks. Johnny Depp and Catherine Zeta-Jones are much better looking if you ask me.

I've never been prone to celebrity envy, but Angie is starting to get to me. I am sick of her perfect family, her perfect political statements, her perfect hair, her perfect makeup, her perfect body, her perfect husband, and most of all, that GOD DAMNED LOOK OF SERENITY SHE HAS ON HER FACE ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME NOW. Maybe it's that glow of pregnancy.

I hope she gets raging, raging, hemorrhoids, ginormous stretch marks and a thrashed perineum.

*Angelina

#33 - Granted, Hollywood is not exactly overflowing with beauty nowadays, but lets not get carried away. She had a nose job and has one of the worst proportioned bodies.

What the hell is Brad Pitt wearing? He looks like he's straight out of the 70's. Puke.

#13! Frist, you allowed yourself to be sodomized by a freak but didn't call me?!

Shame. . .

@46 - but how do you REALLY feel?

Sorry about the double post.

Why does Brad Pitt 2008 look like Jack Nicholson 1977? And Brad, it's best to surreptitiously check your fly before hitting the red carpet.

Oh, Angie looks hot, but the skelator arms creep me out. Pregger-boobs should be enough to distract me ... except for the nagging thought than Angelina is about to turn into Mia Farrow (shudder).

'Thrashed perineum.' Ha! Nice.

Been there?

Angelina is natural. I saw the link where the photos are, the only difference is the age and the make up. All the features at her face keeps the same.
And in these pictures she looks !amazingly beautiful! And Brad keeps charming whether he wears bad or good clothing.

HOLY LORD SHE'S FUCKING HOT

JESUS! WHAT BEAUTIFUL LADY!

Brad's look is an example of what can happen when a middle aged man desperately tries to stay hip by following recent retarded fashion trends.

Her arms are freaking me out, but at least she's hiding her atrophied legs.

ANGELINA IS LOOKING SO BEAUTIFUL!

The best couple in Hollywood.

So... what happens to all the chocolate kids? Do they go back to their respective countries of origin? What about inheritance of assets and talent?

@21 Just cos it's fashion doesn't mean it's cool or looks good, and Tom Ford is laughing all the way to the bank too cos of eejits like you!
Angelina looks great though - bitch!

Pitt has been wearing 70s-inspired clothes for at least a decade, so why the hate all of a sudden? He looks better than he usually does. At least his collar is a little smaller than he often wears. Plaid trousers like those are really great. I guess Americans used to baggy jeans and hooded tops with gaudy prints might not notice style when they see it. (Not that I don't have issues with the outfit) Americans are notoriously clueless about these things.

When did Brad Pitt turn into Herb Tarlek?

Look at those knuckle dragger arms of her's. She would be a force in the low post let me tell ya.

Angelina looks her best, Brad looks like Robert Redford (not a good way of getting old)

I had those same pants in 1972. I used to golf in them. As for Angelina,
cute face, but I have a "never have sex with a woman who has a "Billy Bob" tattoo" policy.

Looks like she just had a copuous meal?

I think they're just fooling with us. Just an awkwardly shaped...bowl? :D

She got snubbed by the Oscars, so she chose to reveal her pregnancy the weekend of the Oscars. What an attention whore.

When did she start seeing Robert Redford???

- IKE

#63
Maybe it's because ten years ago it was retro cool. But now that he looks old, it looks like he's wearing the same wardrobe he actually wore in the 70's.

I think I'm unnerved by how Brad Pitt is looking like Rainn Wilson in these pictures...and how did he get a hold of my grandpa's pants?

Yeah, she's not really pregnant. She just ate an M&M.

Belive me when I say that the "Anti-Christ" is baking in that oven!

There are so many Antichrists too choose from. There's Elizabeth Hurley's already-born Damien, and also Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's baby, who's a real candidate. As for Shiloh Pt. 2, Brad Pitt's dullard genes may outweigh Angie's eco-junkie-incest-pansexual-whore ones and the kid may be halfway normal.

this little shit is going to need a wax sculpture.

Angelina Jolie is the definition of beauty.

anyone know what kind of sunglasses he's wearing?

she looks absolutely gorgeous.

he freakin looks like Kurt Russel--why the old man pants????

her arms are fucking long

No shit. I'm surprised her knuckles aren't bleeding...

buttpitt looks so uncomfortable in every pap pics he is in with skanklina..she uses a syringe to go inside buttpitts balls to take out some sperm and inject it on her otherwise buttpitt will never do it with her..skanklina's protruding stomach looks like one of those alien beings pretty soon it will come out with fangs and swallow the rainbow kids and the blob.

I swear I thought these were wax sculptures.

she's so irritating. "hm, it seems i'm knocked up again, what shall i do? oh i know! i'll scorn the paparazzi for a few months until i'm really starting to show. then i'll show up at some medium-profile event in a skintight dress, making sure to turn to the side so everyone gets a good shot of my huge belly. THEN i'll refuse to comment regarding my pregnancy, denouncing the paps and everyone who reads their stories for invading my privacy, until i push out this bundle of flesh that will serve as a distraction from my failing relationship in some impoverished african country. best plan ever."

What the hell happened to Brad? He is looking WAY old.

they look like mannequins. so fake looking!

When did Angelina break up with Brad and start dating 1970's Kurt Russell?

# 84
They would be bleeding if she wasn't wearing stilettos. And her square head is as big as Brad's. Every time I see a celebrity in person they're always shorter than you'd expect and they always have a GIANT head. It's almost as if big heads are genetically predisposed to performing arts.

Do you think she gave him a frontal lobotomy and just leads him around to different events? What a fuckin' doofus.

BTW #40, I laughed so hard I almost peed a little.

omg,her face is a work of art...I am ashamed of myself for being so ugly now.

Are you guys retarded? Look at the photos more closely, they're all photoshopped.

Angelina makes pregnancy look gross. Like the two shouldn't go together.

And I don't know wtf is up with Brad... he looks like some creepy older man that would be hanging out at a bowling alley and hitting on teenage girls...

I'm curious what's going to happen when these two's looks really start going to shit in the near future, since everyone that is obsessed with them only does so because they think they're "sooooo gorgeous"

They don't match. But omg she's gorgeous! And I'm guessing it'll be a boy...and a super adorable boy who will become super handsome, just like his daddy. btw, they're baby girl is like - the prettiest baby ever. She's gonna be GORGEOUS (just like her mummy...repetitive??)

Fake photoshop crapola. A Sharpie scrawling would be more believable.
Nice 'reporting', Superfish.

She's got a blobed vagina that spits out blobs!

You should post more often on this. Maybe youll be better than Perez Hilton.

You should post more often on this. Maybe youll be better than Perez Hilton.

When did she marry Kurt Russell?

Nice slacks!

Damn, Brad looks like a 50 year old Elvis impersonator.

Brad looks like a smarmy, greasy used car salesman. That look on his face is hilarious. She just looks like the tramp she is with another "blob" in her belly.Why would someone have a second biological child when she has stated publicly that she is not inclined to care for them? Just asking.

Does anyone see parallelisms to WoodyAllen-MiaFarrow here? Twenty years from now, Brad is going to be a goggle-eyed, stuttering geezer who's banging Zahara. Believe you me.