Feb 19 2008Amy Winehouse's breasts explained

they try to make me first and i say yes yes yes

I found her photo album at 'BillionaireCupid dot com'. The username should be celebrityxx. I will check it again.

I use turkey necks to enhance my wiener.

Chicken cutlets in the bra? Poor Incarcerated Blake....she's a-cheatin' on that man...

Shmooshy Boobs.

They're the new black.

I need to wash my eyes out with Lindsay pics after seeing this.

At least the Curveh (sp?) is keeping it kosher. They weren't pork cutlets.

Wow, i NEVER thought i would say this but....
I' WOULD FUCK HER...
but just her tits,
and only this picture,
and if i were a bit tipsy.
or on smack,

I would certainly be traumatized after the incident though.
WOuld need to go to Rehab

hey fish, just a hint - two day old sushi does not a good meal make. with that in mind, throw on a diaper, release the demons from middle earth, and get the fuck back to work. explosive diarrhea is no excuse.

I was feeling the same way yesterday. I think I drank a bottle of bourbon that had gone bad when I was out celebrating President's Day Eve. I was tore the funk up. I puked at like 1 pm the next day, and I've never done that before.

Let me get this straight -- Amy Winehouse left her push-up bra in a toilet? Huh?

Hair extensions, yeah, I get that. You're not R& B unless you leave greasy tracts (everywhere).

Oh: I get it now. There was no toilet paper.

Does anybody think she may have a personal stash hidden in her snatch?
What would you use to get it out with out being subjected to her rancid stench?

Crack Crack....i want crack.

Maybe i can just light her head and smoke her box?

is the picture distorted, or does the guy in the background really have a slanted head, crooked nose, 6 chins, and dumbo ears?

Maybe she left something in the toilet that just looked like hair extensions.

Is there a correlation between the chicken tits and this guy's name being wood?

Clarification: those crazy Brits mean "bathroom" by "toilet." She didn't literally leave this stuff IN the john. Unless I'm completely underestimating this crazy bat.

Good for Amy! I hope she never gets implants and enjoys the different ways she can show off her breasts with bras and pads and no pads too. I love Amy's soulful voice.

Those are the best things she has going on these days.

...Uhm, tell me you're kidding? Like you DIDN'T KNOW her breasts were part push-up/part-padding/part-enhancer, but all crack? Seriously. Are you a virgin?! Anyway, the hair extension thing is just disgusting--but again, not surprising. I love Amy and think she is very talented. But I would not want to see her sans make-up, hair, clothes, and whatever the F else it takes to make her look hideous. I mean, can you imagine her without that sh!t? I mean this is her looking good, this is her trying, this is her with a lot of help and artificial "helpers". Thank gawd!

Maybe this was how she smuggled in the shit Blake od'd on.

No officer, those are just my breast lifters, not bags of heroin.

Whoah! How could anyone ever think those babies were "natural?"

"I love Amy and think she is very talented"

bullshit. typical two-faced cunt.

Stinky, skanky, sweaty, rubber wedged titties = Garbage Cans.

someone mentioned she is cheating on the other blake... but he's in prison, how do you think he got that herion he OD'ed on? definitely from dick sucking!

Y0 - Fish -
Too damn much information !!!
I could care less if you shit your intestines out your ass .... I don't need to know about it !!
And Amy Winehouse seems to be doing MUCH better with her latest bout of sobriety. At least whomever is dressing and bathing her these days is having some sort of marginal success. Even though she still has all those nasty tramp stamps all over her. Someones working overtime trying to hide them. Make no misstake though - I still think she's a Super Skank

I think if I found Winehouse's greasy extensions and sweaty tit holders in my bathroom I'd probably choke to death on my own disgust. I''d be rolling around on the floor convulsing like the guy in Alien before the thing bursts out of his chest, who knows maybe a little Amy Winehouse would even burst out of my chest, maybe that's how she reproduces 'coz there's no way anyone is fucking that.

And the winner is...
...Skankhouse!
Damn she is nasty ugly. Ugly voice, complete lack of legs and ass and guarantee that pussy is hairy and rank. Ughhhhhh!
Why is this pig in our faces?
Remember Nora Jones won all those awards years ago? For what? NO TALENT???
Fuck the "industry" and fuck this whore.
Have a rotten day assholes.

What about the rest of her beauty secrets? Did she use the chicken drumstick in lieu of an ugly stick?

@27 - My .... you're sounding particularly full of sunshine today ... HAHAHA ....

Not to kiss writer ass, but "I was just in the bathroom and I'm pretty sure I saw a dwarf with a battle axe." was about the funniest thing I've read all week.

#22 Mat: Do you have your period? Is that what it is hon? Anyway, saying I think she is talented is not the same as saying I think she looks good {you understand the difference, right? Like it's not her hair/boobs that are singing...well, you'll figure it out}. As to c____, maybe someday if you're a nice boy, you'll actually see one. Ouch, I know, it hurts. Kisses;)

Good grief. Chicken cutlet things? Come on! Who was describing this? That is exquisitely gross.

@21 The sad thing is that in her pre-junkie days she actually did have boobs that looked like that naturally......

Luckily she didn't forget her glass eye and wooden leg.

allegedly, amy winehouse has a really hairy pussy with tight vagina flaps. some guy in the press who's slept with her said that her vagina is brown, fishy and stinks and that he couldn't lick her fanny out without holding his breath cos she doesn't keep it too clean!! i'm not surprised to hear that amy has such a hairy vag cos she doesn't look like she looks after herself very well.