Feb 7 2008Amy Winehouse denied U.S. visa

Mom???!!!

First! Go fuck yourself Amy.

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First!

Obviously she spotted prey.

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Couldn't we just do an even swap for Britney? That way, no harm no foul for either side of the pond.

It's cool. She would have just got HIGH while here..... Back stage smokin a fat one with Snoop Dogg.

Does that mean Britney will not be allowed in the UK??

Good, I want her here where I can keep an eye on her.

One more thing....why is it the guy behind me in line at the grocery store always tries to follow me to my car? Is it because I'm so friendly to the checker, or because I'm buying beer and condoms??

dakota fanning looks like a mini christopher walken

@7 The troll is a fucking retard..

I think it is wise for Miss Crackhouse to "accept" the decision. What's her other option? Go to Cuba, buy a shit boat and paddle to the Grammys?

Ah, that's a shame. She's such an interesting gal. I'd love to meet her in the flesh.

It's just too damn bad Amy Winehouse can't be denied a visa by Planet Earth.

First!....?

You better hurry up Salesman Terry, because according to these pictures, that is all that's left of her (that, and a bunch of black shit by her eyes). Does she have a seizure everytime she applies make-up? Seems like an odd affliction.

@11 FRIST, my vote is for the beer and condoms.

Good Lord that's an ugly she-male.

Don't you mean Amy "Whinyhouse", Fish? "neigh, whinnny, pffffttt". She looks like a mare in heat with that horse face of hers...especially pic # 4

@20, You really think she has a vagina??

haha FRIST!! next time, grab a Twister game too..

That would be a fun game. Naked twister and the last move is to put the comdom on with out falling over. And you have to chug a beer on each spin..

Can you imagine sitting next to her on a trans-Atlantic flight? I couldn't carry on enough Ativan to get me through that scary shit. Rotten tooth-stank, twitchy-ass, pokey elbows the entire time....then you'd need a thorough de-lousing upon landing. And a rabies shot.

Oi, gevalt! The meshugeneh jew broad looks pissed in these pics. I bet she's yelling "Kish mir en toches!" Yiddish for kiss my ass. I looked it up, fun language.

...and did anyone else think, at first glance, that the post read "Amy Winehouse Died"?

@25 No I can imagine that. But I could imagine sitting next to you on a trans-Alantic flight.., As long as you left Mr T at home.

Yeah Mrs T, still perving over you!!!

Why, #28! Is it you? Could it be??? Is discretion a top priority at this juncture? What's with the incognito?

I still LOVE 'Back to Black' and 'No Good'. Her music is the shit.

She looks like a stinky person. You know?

#25, at least she'd fit in her own seat and not pour out of it and onto my lap like the fatasses I've had to sit next to.

Who the fuck is this hideous beast and why should I give a damn about what she (it?) does every day?

#31-True dat. There was a really fat woman in my Pilates class this morning who kept farting, then saying "Pardon ME!". Funny, funny stuff.

#31, plus she would have the best tranquilizers..

@29, Trolls, I hate trolls. Descretion is not a top priority, but we don't want Mr. T to find out. wink wink nuge nuge..

You know what really SUCKS??? it is being caller 24 when they are looking for caller 25 on your local radio station for free concert tickets.. Bastards!!

McLoven-just go see the Hannah movie-it really is almost as good as the concert!

No, it was fot Styx tickets. If I won Hannah Montana tickets I would sell that and make a lot of money..

Great, now Europe is going to deny Britney entry and we'll be stuck with her. And she was JUST learning to speak the native tongue of England.

Styx Cornerstone was my first album. Yes, I'm that old.

And now I'm going to make dinner for my family.

Good evening.

Six Pack your choice says Britney can take her in a game of Chicken.

I wonder when we're all going to find out that she is actually a guy. I mean, look at that face...but be careful

since when do brits need a visa for the us? O_o

She is a misguided drug addict that has a lot of talent and I hope she gets well soon and can perform in the USA. I love the UK!

Please die soon Amy. God she is nasty. Picture that snatch will ya. C'mon, I dare you too. Imagine the smell and hair stubble and pussy pimples. And the taste of that meat.

I'd like to say that I have certain standards for TS... when your tag line is "because you're ugly", I expect to ONLY see good looking/attractive girls on this site... someone please tell me how Amy W gets so much pub on here? She is one of the ugliest women ive ever seen... i wouldnt let her within 100 yards of me... this needs to stop NOW, i dont care how big of a train wreck she is!!!

#43 - At the Grammys she'd technically be working, right? She'd probably need a work visa. I think Cat Stevens was denied a work visa once and couldn't enter the states.

That's because Cat Stevens was Muslim? or Buddhist... either way, they considered him a terrorist. Fuckin weak.

Buddist terrorists #48? Yeah um, naw too easy. Sure why not.

She's performing at the Grammys by satellite. I hope she sings the rehab song.

Damn.... I wonder if she's really a tranny.

...Then why doesn't the U.S. government do anything about the ongoing mass naco invasion in our south western borders? I'd rather take 10 brits over 1 beaner ready to pop out an anchor baby so she can live off of my taxes.

This website is a sad reflection of the average American mindset. Everyone is too busy cutting down celebrities and other inconsequential vermin...ironically making themselves become even lower than said vermin....You hate them beacause of their charmed lives....but you really wish you could be them.

natasha, I doubt someone as stupid as you makes enough money to pay taxes.

this is bullshit!!! Why Amy should not be welcome in the States......
because she is a drug addict? drug addicts are sick people that need help, not really criminals. But obviously you people from anglospehere see evrything under a fak moralistic viewpoint.... and you let terrorists, drug smugglers and other pieces of shit pass by. Shame on you!!

this is bullshit!!! Why Amy should not be welcome in the States......
because she is a drug addict? drug addicts are sick people that need help, not really criminals. But obviously you people from anglospehere see evrything under a fak moralistic viewpoint.... and you let terrorists, drug smugglers and other pieces of shit pass by. Shame on you!!

I disagree about the jealousy part. These demi-gods or celebrities are a societal construct of sorts - a means of distracting the ignorant masses (too damn easy).
I agree about the Mexican scourge. Insane. And they hate our fucking guts and yet the GOV let's em in for the quick cheap buck - again a plot. MIx up the genes and destroy culture. The only true culture is that of cheap labor and mass consumerism of fucking garbage and amoral entertainment (mass hypnosis - glorious capitalist {globalist} plot)!...Distract - subvert - enslave - !!!
Vote for a nice conservative candidate. They will happily expedite the handover of our country to the dark plan of the Shadow. Ha ha and the stupid average scum does not know the plan.
Praise for Jesus and modern technology (damn if only we had lots of oil and a new slew of planets)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"well said" I can't believe what you are writing....

mix up the genes........

cmon you americans are the most mixed people seen on the earth!!!!

Well why would she get a Visa? Who lets you buy drugs with a credit card..? My dealer drew a 9MM on me last time I tried and pointed to the hand written "NO CREDDET" sign on the wall next to his cannibus crop. Damn it smelled good in there... and the fucker kept my card. What's that? Oooooooohhhh.... thaaaaaaaat kind of Visa...

#52 - Natasha? Where's Bullwinkle and Rocky? Ya fucking vodka addict.

If you don't like Americans I suggest you take your brown ass back to the whore that dropped it out of it's cunt, bitch.
Most mixed up? Hey do you guys have spaceports in your little insignificant countries? Stealth jetcraft? Particle colliders? How many patents a year?
Please do not breed any more nasty little second rate offsrpring. I sullies the genepool and retards human evolution.

#59 - You take that shit back! Who's gonna pick my fucking tomatoes??? I don't need to be payin' my "guest" workers no healthcare or minimum wage and shit... oh, and fuck you and your bathroom breaks, Pancho.

Just a reminder to our "guests". Yeah Azteclan is bad ass and all. We white cowards quake in our boots while you big tough peasents come here and take over. Actually we have become sissys this last half century. You should come and replace us.
Leave the back door open - c'mon in, the country is yours for the taking.
Adios.

What a loss for America. the Brits have such class, such savoir faire, such impeccable manners. It's true! I sat next to Miss Winehouse at the Barbican Center in London during a performance of "She Stoops to Conquer." Miss Winehouse's eyes kept rolling up in her head and her beehive kept brushing against my shoulder as she took a series of naps. Each time this happened (and this illustrates how lovely and mannerly she is) Miss Winehouse wiped the drool from her chin, turned to me and said, "Oi! "oo touched me fuckin' bits?" Then her eyes rolled up in her head as she took another nap. Everyone was charmed by her drollery as she crawled down the aisle on her hands and knees.

What a loss for America. the Brits have such class, such savoir faire, such impeccable manners. It's true! I sat next to Miss Winehouse at the Barbican Center in London during a performance of "She Stoops to Conquer." Miss Winehouse's eyes kept rolling up in her head and her beehive kept brushing against my shoulder as she took a series of naps. Each time this happened (and this illustrates how lovely and mannerly she is) Miss Winehouse wiped the drool from her chin, turned to me and said, "Oi! "oo touched me fuckin' bits?" Then her eyes rolled up in her head as she took another nap. Everyone was charmed by her drollery as she crawled down the aisle on her hands and knees.

my god, you racist morons!!!!

being mixed up in not a questions of having spaceports, patents and so on...
honestly I like Americans, but I think it is a joke to say americans are not mixed up, and sincerily being mixed up is a good thing.

I live very well in my little insignificant country, and will stay where I am, and definitely you did not study at Oxford given your diplomatic language

Fuck Oxford. I study books by myself. I do not need a babysitter to teach me shit. Based upon my dedicated research, I am theorising that you have a nasty twat. Now go back to your little resource laden country so we can nuke it and you out of existence and take the glowing minerals. We will repopulate it later will true humans, not aborigines like your family of monkeys.
Adios.

Fuck Oxford. I study books by myself. I do not need a babysitter to teach me shit. Based upon my dedicated research, I am theorising that you have a nasty twat. Now go back to your little resource laden country so we can nuke it and you out of existence and take the glowing minerals. We will repopulate it later will true humans, not aborigines like your family of monkeys.
Adios.

Nigel, tell the truth. Did you touch her bits.

She should be allowed to come here so that we can watch her beehive go through the airport security checkpoints.

Hahaha, she looks like Steven Tyler in that picture....
gaping maw!

She was granted a visa she chose not to come to the US because of all the stuff hapening in the british courts right now. So yeah

She was granted a visa she chose not to come to the US because of all the stuff hapening in the british courts right now. So yeah

What the fuck do you want to nuke? in 50 years you have been able to nuke Japan only and they had already lost the war!!!!

by the way I am European, the land where you motherfuckers originated from

Interesting that the US denied an award-winning artist a VISA presumably because of substance abuse problems--when the President of the United States is a recovering drug addict (Alcoholic, etc.) Good enough for the top job, but not good enough to be a tourist. We live in interesting times...