Jan 9 2008Will Smith recruits for Scientology, is also freaking cheap

god what a douche... please mr. sickle cell find this man.

wow, that's lame!

damn

we need to follow the German's lead and ban this "religion".
Or must make everyone watch that South Park episode where they stick it to 'em.

What the hell is it about celebs that makes them so susceptible to this crap?? Do they really have such little powers of reason and analysis?

Actually, Scientology WILL tell you that you're an awesome space dude.

Yeah maybe Sickle Cell, Marfan's or the black man's favorite, Ripple & Thunderbird & Colt 45, will find him.

For fuck's sake, the last time brutha put out a good film was..... never.

Anyway, he's laughing at whitey all the way to the bank.

How about a free gift for us dupes that saw I Am Legend? What a pile o' crap that movie was.

@8

you are so right... but he was so clever talking to his dog like it was his kid... barrrrrrrf!!

Adding insult to injury, the "personality test" is already "free." Any scientology center will gladly give one to anyone willing. It is a very long scantron-type form that asks you tons of personal questions, and (spoiler alert!) the result of every test...(wait for it!)

"YOU NEED SCIENTOLOGY!"

Damn, Scientology got Will and Jada too?

Shit...

I thought all these kooks already missed the Hale-Bopp comet?
Too late fools.

Man, I always thought he was cool too...

I hate finding out someone's into scientology...

@5 Scientology is expert at tapping into an actor's inborn belief that his navel is the center of the universe and the pimple on his ass a sign of the Second Coming.

Why haven't the Scientologists fixed his skin color?

Tom Cruise is so jealous of Will's manwife Jada.

When I lived in Hollywood, I'd see those filthy scientologist vermin out on Hollywood Boulevard with their 'stress test' centers (which consisted of a cheap fucking table and some 'official' looking device that was designed to give the impression that scietology was scientific). All the tourists would be gathered 'round watching. What is this crazy place, Hollywood?

Will Smith.. What an asshole. Think about how arrogant of a message that is of Willie.

'Here, take this card. You'll need to be prepared to spend thousands of dollars on your personality audit, but I know you're all good for it; you work in production. Maybe you could be like me someday.'

Will's just fufilling his ancestral urge to copy the whiteman. Hell, rich whitey's doin' it!

Will Smith and Tom Cruise are gay together.

Scientology is a cult that suckers people away from their money and mind.

Great. Will Smith takes a 500 question exam, they analyze the results, and say "there are 25 things we can fix, but obviously the n i g g e r part is beyond our control".

Shit he's a Scientologist? thats another one I can cross of my "hot guy" list. WANKER.

Effing sheep! That's it, I'm done with movies. Sad, sad, sad, you'd think actors would be more original. Oh, wait, they're actors. They are born to be directed, like sheep. Oh......(epiphany)....OK, I get it.

Moral of this bullshit diatribe I just wrote.....don't go to Hollywood....stay on my writing path....loff my way to the bank as I write screenplays and make sheep perform them.

TCLTC & WSLTC. Not sure if TCLWSC or WSLTCC. Jada is supposedly a huge dyke as well.

7- almost choked on my drink laughing. BUT, remember there's still Denzel, although he seems to be making questionable choices lately.

FRIST would you like me to fist your asshole?

15- find your own name troll..........

@8 sayin' Auntie - movie fucking sucked.. they should have made it a double feature with Crossroads..

I guess I knew about the Scientology but for some reason I didn't think he was an all-out cult psycho. The cheap part...well...a black man hands out a "gift" that he got for free. That's news? Isn't it in the last verse of the National Anthem?

Veggi would you like your asshole to be fisted too?

Will is a black man who's pretending to be white, married to a man pretending to be a woman, and promoting a cult that pretends to be a science-based religion. No wonder all of this is so popular among professional actors.

And for a mere $380K, you too can be as enlightened as a Hollywierd start.

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And for a mere $380K, you too can be as enlightened as a Hollywierd star

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@ 27 How did I get the anal dwelling butt monkey troll today??

Obviously Scientology doesn't fix lousy acting either.

#31, Leave already you sorry ass troll. "dwelling butt monkey troll"? Come on troll come up with something better than that.

Man, I miss the good ol' days. Fresh Prince, Charles in Charge, Alf, Dawsons Creek.. Just kidding. I totally NEVER liked any of those seriously non-ruling, sappy shows. Don't judge me!! Fine, so I liked them. Dammit, wish I knew when to shut the hell up..

i didn't think scientology recognized minorities (at least i think i read that somewhere)... hopefully this "religion" will go away soon.

Speaking on behalf of all black men we are traditionaly cheap bastards.

i'm waiting to see if Jada produces another icelandic snow goose/bjork cross humanoid that can speak in a secret language with suri. That, my friends, will be a more sure sign of the apocalypse than Britney, LiLo, and Paris teaming up for a Nobel.

I don't hate him per se, but he plays THE SAME CHARACTER in every movie, The Fresh Prince.

I mean really, is he trying to be the next Jack Nicholson? I didn't see his new movie but the only reason I would is because of the dog. And since he only has the dog to talk to during the first half of the movie, the chance of him "homey-ing" it up is smaller.

But then again, there's that stupid triailer line "eat your greens, I'm not playing with you;" just the same tired old bs that comes out of his mouth.

I have no problem with Scientology. People can believe weird stuff, and this is no different. Never hurt anyone. And it is fun to make fun of, so that is a bonus.

But giving out free stuff from your religion as a gift to proselyte for it is pretty lame. I understand he believes in it, and it has meaning to him, so he thinks it a good gift. But it wasn't. It sucked ass.

Of course, rumor has it, sucking ass is something he likes to do, especially with TC. They tea bag, and hope that femmy Dianey HS Musical kid joins them soon.

My boyfriend waits tables in a restaurant around the block from Scientology's Planetary headquarters.

Scientology doesn't fix cheap: if the tips he gets from those taking classes there or volunteering for SeaOrg are any indication, Scientology makes you a cheap bastard for life.

My boyfriend waits stalls in a public bathroom.

If Scientology [mind control for the idle rich] is a 'religion', then let's just make shopping a religion too.

#38, the dog is the best actor in the film. he also sings a bob marley song to the dying dog in once scene. a new low for anyone in film. maybe IF that scene was directed by john waters, then it might have been worth something.

Hey Jimbo troll, I thought I had heard you were with George Michael in that stall in Beverly Hills. But I didn't know it was his day job.

i guess "i am legend" will be the last will smith movie i ever see. i hate the fucking scientologists.

This is nothing. When I wrapped up filming on my docu-drama "Jesus Died For Your Sins (Yeah Fuckin' Right)" and gave each of the evangelicals there Q'urans as "fuck you very much" gifts, I was confronted with loads of adoration and offers for sex. But I told the Catholic priests that I was no longer a pre teen, and technically out of their league as a result.

43 - "he also sings a bob marley song to the dying dog "

SHUT.....UP...He does not. Please tell me you are kidding. Please, please for the sake of all that is relevant....tell me you're kidding. I mean, when my animal died, I was crying my ass off, not singing him a fucking song.

Stupid Will Smith.

well shit, i had no idea. there goes all my respect for him. how pathetic.
now someone should write a story on how scientology makes you praise hitler.

#43 the dog dies? WAY TO RUIN THE MOVIE FOR ME!!!

Shallow Val, unfortunately, he DOES sing to the damn dog.

And Will has caught Tom Cruise's crazy bug. HE got away with the Hitler comment, but if he keeps this shit up, he'll see his star fall just like that big-toothed midget.

I used to like WS's movies (hubby didn't; he thinks he overacts more than other overacters), but now I will boycott him like Cruise, Travolta, and other nutbags. I can't stand to look at him, like the other brain-washed wackos.

And your wrap "present" SUCKED!

#46 - pithy. funny.

2 things you really need to learn.

This is NOT true. A friend of mine worked on Hancock and he said they had a great wrap party paid for by Will Smith, as well as a sweatshirt, long sleeved T, and a hat.

Oh, and what do the other scientologists think of Hitler? Does Cruise and Travolta think Hitler wasn't such a bad guy either?

While I don't care for WS as an actor, I've always enjoyed the films he's been in. Fun mindless drivel....
But man oh man, if he goes the brainwashed wacko route (Scientology) well then, that's one less actor I'll have to go see in the movies and a way to save myself the $10 ticket price.
Anyone have a list of Hollywood actors/actresses that are into the space alien thean crap? That might help me with my retirement savings plan, instead of seeing their films, put the ticket price into a savings account. I wonder how fast it would add up?

#52 - Thanks schack. I was too busy finalizing my "Idiot Posters Crying For Attention in 2008" list to be as succinct and humorous as you are. Expect a phone call... you're a nominee!

50 - Big Toothed Midget

I'm still laughing and the tears have just breeched the edges of my lids. That's almost as good as Kirsten Dunst beigna corn-toothed troll.

Hey when does the next comet fly by, will Will and the rest of the Scientology misfits be hitching a ride to heaven on it.

Conductor: Howdy folks make sure you have your poisoned Kool-aid or you can't board the comet to the pearly gates. Yes sir re folks it's a one way ride through the stars to the pearly gates.

After getting there:
Will Smith: Damn it;s hot in here, I thought heaven was supposed to be cool.

Satan: Scientology is a one way ticket to hell dumb-asses. Didn't you get a clue when you signed over all you worldly possessions to Tom Cruise and notice that he ain't here.

I used to like Will Smith, great actor, unfortunately he sucks at being a regular person. Tom Cruise strikes again, these fucking whackos think they are so much better than everyone else, at least Tavolta keeps his mouth shut the majority of the time

59 - I'm just guessing but I think when Travolta saw all the wagon-jumpers and how ridiculous the SCI stuff was getting he decided to take a seat in the back and just do what the constitution allows him to do which is PRACTICE YOUR DAMN RELIGION IN PRIVATE.

Superstition strikes again. Speaking of which, any of the presidential hopefuls should be disqialified if they bring religion into the mix, that is not what the founding fathers were about. America would be cool if it weren't for the middle bit.

Violet, Check out Http://www.xenu.net

Scientology does not pay its members and those in Sea Org very well if not at all. Then they ahve to spend up to $30,000 to learn about OTIV, which tells them about Xenu.

Jesus Christ. Not another convert. At least it's someone I have no respect for anyway, but still.
Doesn't it raise flags for anyone when it's well-known that L. Ron Hubbard was formerly a science FICTION writer? I'm paraphrasing here, but Hubbard once said just before he launched his Dianetics campaign, "Getting paid a penny per word is ridiculous. If a man wants to make real money, he should start his own religion."

will smith is a total tool anyway.

Too bad - i had respect for Will Smith. Now hearing he's been suckered into the same grouping as Tom Cruise - quite disappointing. I guess when you have so much wealth and fame its easy to be corrupted

Awesome. Fame and fortune has fucked Will Smith up so bad he has to go join a cult in order to help him keep his shit together. And, forget Tom Cruise; when you have to rub shoulders with Juliette Lewis and 'Dharma' in order to stay 'sane', you know you're up the fucking creek.

Oh noooooooooooooo!!!! NOT Will Smith.....no. No. No. He seems way too street smart to get sucked into Xenu's web of deceipt and brainwashing. Geez, I almost wish they didn't "out" Scientologists, because I won't watch anything now with Jason Lee, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, etc......will certainly never see a Tom "Icky" Cruise flick and that new Katie flick is going to BOMB. Now it looks like Jennifer Lopez will be giving a "silent birth" and joining the alien in-crowd. Who's next? God only knows, but Will Smith, you've completely and totally lost me as a fan. Good luck to you, big willie. Everyone despises freaky arse Tom Cruise and his Robo-Bride......you'll be next.

wow, what an asshole. he's not just cheap, he's PROFITING off of these "gifts." you get paid 10% of the profit made for every person who you get to join scientology and celebs also get paid additional money to promote it, as well as free scientology courses. travolta alone has had 100's of thousands worth of classes for free.

I've always hated this guy. Rotten actor, every movie is the same. He's a cool black dude trying to make some white people cool and hip. Enough with this dumb ass already.

Love,
Jamie's Lynn's very active uterus

what a man of weak character. well, I guess now we know that WSLTC too

does he not realize that tom's career is in the toilet and his is going to head there too if he keeps that shit up?

scientology is no more ridiculous than any other organized religion. How sad anyone would get duped into someone elses fairy tale. What weak character is RIGHT!

will smith is hot
and that new movie "I am legend"
is the bomb

Scientology is a dangerous cult. People need to read up on it more if they think it is harmless.

http://www.xenu.net/

Arrrrrgh, to think I thought he was hot... well, now I have no respect left for him.

I can't believe all those people (celebs or not) are dumb enough to fall for the stupid Scientology asshattery when they KNOW what Scientology really is (or should know, anyway).

@14 & 28- your right on the money!
The scientology sociopaths have learned that the most vulnerable people in the population ripe for exploitation are those with a weak ego which includes those that "pretend" by superinflating their ego...Tom Cruise being a primary example of a person who pretends to be strong and assertive but really is a scared, self absorbed, whiney little prick. . Celebs who crave adoration are obvious potential victims...and I am not at all surprised to hear this about Will Smith because he is clearly so full of himself he could drink a champagne glass of his own urine and exclaim, "damn I taste good!!!" Yet at the same time his "confidence" is as phoney as a 3 dollar bill.
Scientology is a business that devious sociopaths have created (originator L Ron ...the Supreme sociopath) to make them millions of dollars exploiting peoples' insecurities. Its also an exclusive club flakey actors join to feel special and super important, above everyone else. I'm sure the likes of Tom Cruise, Will Smith, and John Travolta are worshipped the moment they enter the hallowed doors of the Scientology complex in LA...
If was actually a beleiver in silly fables like the bible i would be scared shitless of Scientology because there ain't a better example of Satan pretending to be righteous and holy.

I'd rather slit my own wrists than work on a Will Smith or Tom Cruise movie set.

Or see any of their movies.

ye gods, another Xenu follower...I think I see a giant spaghetti monster flying overhead...let's worship it and fork over tons of cash...no wait, there's Thor! let's worship Thor and give lots of money to the church of Thor...

A conman psychopath invented scientology and a psychopath conman invented kwanza. Do only psychopaths invent cults?!?

Scientology does not pay its members and those in Sea Org very well if not at all. Then they ahve to spend up to $30,000 to learn about OTIV, which tells them about Xenu.
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Great idea! I can stop giving those "A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund" at Christmastime and give out Scientology coupons instead!

i agree with #52; this sounds SO fabricated. i remember in an interview, smith was asked if the rumors of him converting to scientology was true and it was a firm NO. i think he said he was a devout christian or something.

will smith honestly seems like a good guy. and I Am Legend was a good movie! i doubt he would pass out cards to get a screening for scientology.

i agree with #53; this sounds SO fabricated. i remember in an interview, smith was asked if the rumors of him converting to scientology was true and it was a firm NO. i think he said he was a devout christian or something.

will smith honestly seems like a good guy. and I Am Legend was a good movie! i doubt he would pass out cards to get a screening for scientology.

The inside scoop is Travolta & Cruise were getting sick of their 1 on 1 trysts, so stooped to allowing a black actor enter the scientology clan for the sake of his (falsely) rumoured long dong making for a better 3-some.

Well, he's really a charming guy!

a good friend of mine, who was exceptionally intelligent and really open minded, was interested in scientology back in the 70's. i took him to their place in sanfrancisco on his request and waited outside for him. an hour later he was literally thrown out their door, he cracked his head and got a concussion(puking in my car on the way to the hospital, ugh). when i asked why they threw him out, he explained what they told him and that he was just asking questions about it (that obviously they couldnt answer).
intelligent questions scare those motherfuckers. i wonder why.
i feel bad for his damn sexy wife and his poor poor children. what a tragedy.

I AM XENU!!!

I am here to tell you that all scientologists are FUCKED!!!

And I'm the one who is going to do the FUCKING!

Yes, Xenu is BACK BABY! I'm here to dump Tom Cruise and Will Smith and every other asshat actor into a volcano! That's right! It's time to BEND OVER Cruise, you fag fuck! It's time for some XENU FISTING ACTION!!!

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We should outlaw that stupid fucking cult. Or at least make it legal to once a month beat the living shit out of its members.

What kind of stupid, ignorant, fucking asshat of a shit-for-brains moron would fall for a bad scifi cult any way?

Hollywood is full of fucking retards. They need to build a massive Hollywood mental ward and incarcerate everyone there.

# 39 - Even spammers (#80) know the truth about Scientology. What does that make you?

he can't afford real wrap presents since all his money went to Scientology in the first place.

And Jett Travolta, John's autistic son, continues to wilt away and have no development or proper care because Scientology tells John and his wife that Jett is "damaged." Poor, misguided, ignorant, cold-hearted asses. Whatever does await us after this mortal life will probably not be favorable for those two "parents."

Someone said it well in an earlier post: These people are ACTORS... they're USED to being LED and TOLD what to do, what to say and what to believe. How damn lame can you get? One can find the same thing at the local pet store.

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One thing I know for sure, he's seriously incredibly FUCKING HOT!!

#89 - I used to think that spammers were the lowest form of life on Earth. But it just dawned on me that even spammers are in agreement with the rest of the Earth that scientology is a stupid fucking cult that rapes its members of their mental free will (not that they had much to begin with!) and money, all created by a complete and total fucking loser who couldn't write a decent scifi story if his balls depended on it.

Scientologists are actually a lower form of life than spammers. I would rather fuck Spears, Lohan, and Hilton with no protection and condemn my dick to a lifetime of fire, pain, and suffering than become a mindless scientologist. I would rather cuddle with Amy Winehouse. Shit, I would rather piss on Kim Kardashian then get involved in that fucked up cult. I can't imagine anything more horrifying.

#82 & 83 Silly Panda I saw that interview too! And he added that his grandmother wouldn't like it no way no how!

Will Smith is my favorite. His profile was found on millionaire dating aite WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site

Whatever. I don't believe it's true.

Scientology is a public service. It extracts money from moronic celebrities so that it can be reallocated someplace more productive--like stocks of pharmaceutical companies. (What, you think the people running Scientology are as dumb as the ones who fund it? No way.)

I guess Scientology lets you make crappy movies too. Buh-bye Will, watch your career go down just like Tom's. It's sad with all that money you still can't afford to get a clue. Haha.

I always thought Will was pretty smart but I guess I thought wrong.

Why couldn't Denzel get to him before Tom? Take a hint Willy, Denzel is more of a man than you'll ever be... sorry you got brainwashed dude.

The pursuit of happyness is not found in a religion invented by a fiction/SciFi writer but by non-fiction writers like Paul, Matthew, and Luke who actually witnessed what they wrote about.

I prefer christian religion over scientology. It shows how bad scientology are.

Got news for you buddy, for the originator of this slam against will and Scientology. You ARE Darth Vader.

The OCA was one of many gifts in the goodie bag he gave out.