Jan 24 2008Tony Romo Hail Mary’s Jessica Simpson

haha! what people believe..

Go Chargers! Next year baby!

The people in Texas need to get a fucking clue. They blame Simpson for Romo's fuckups. Romo is a stupid asshole who made the decision as a grown adult to go on a vacation before a playoff game. Get over it Texas, Romo fucking sucks and it his fault for any mistakes he made, not simpson's.

Finally, that girl is poison. He'll have a GREAT season next year if he stays away from the blonde bimbo.

I have to assume that 'we should just be friends' in this case means 'Yeah, you are really hot, but screwing you feels like child molesting because you have the mental capacity of a 7 year-old.' I'd still take you to Chucky Cheese and then play Neptune King of the Ocen with you in the shower later, Jessica. And buy you all the Bratz you wanted...

Idiots act like he is the only person in the NFL who has a girlfriend or wife in the stands.

From now on, whenever a team loses we should blame the wife, it's obviously their fault according to Texans.

So I guess it's safe to assume that every quaterback the Saints have ever had has fucked Jessica Simpson.

Good move Tony. Because we all know without your million$ you would have NO PROBLEM getting a chick like that. Hilarious.

@7--Absolutely. And I have to guess that Ryan Leaf humped her backdoor til it gave up...

Love the look on her face. She truly is clueless, no??

Romo just can't concentrate when there's familiar pussy in the stands. Guy needs to work on his game mentality.

Er, that wasn't remotely funny, but it's still true.

THere is a boy that knows where his prioritys are..

Just goes to show how incredibly high the intelligence level of Texans really is. *cough* George Dubya should have given that away.

Jessica Simpson's face looks dumb...he must have just gotten tired of drawing faces on bags.

I don't get it, why did Romo dump her right after his season ended? He's got a whole off season to have his fun. He should have waited until mini-camp.

Tony Romo looks like he used to eat glue.

The only person happy about this tragic development is Joe Simpson's cock.

snarf, come to texas so I can whip your ass.

It's not you, it's me.

Not that I like Jessica so much... BUT this big football player is blaming his shitty performance on a GIRL??

Sheesh, athletes are even dumber than actors...

As for the photo, Jessica is watching a long pass touchdown replay, but thinks the exact same thing just happened again. Thus, the expression on her face.

It's not me, it's you.

I guess the one who is really crying now is Joe Simpson and his loss on season tickets..Poor Jessica got used and dumped..Her reply to all of this is, "Next!"

I heard Jessica sent Romo a postcard and it said, "It's here, wish you were beautiful"

Romo must have never gotten laid until being in the NFL if he can't stop thinking about the Vag in the middle of a playoff game...with thousand of spectators in the stands...be watched all over the country...he still can't stop thinking about the vag.

Jessica epitomizes the word 'loser'. She fails at everything: singing, acting, dating, life. Everything.

Well, she fails at everything except sucking her daddy's cock.

You know Tony Homo's just glad for an excuse to run away. Could you imagine spending an entire lifetime with Jessica Simpson? Even a few months?! God no.

He's a fucking chicken. Or is he tuna?

He tittyfucked her, she flipped him over and pounded away while screaming "who's your daddy?" (before the game, obviously) - really, what was left for them?

I heard through my hairdresser from his concierge who USED to date the towel boy that works in Cowboy's locker room that Tony Romo enjoys getting slapped with towels from his teammates while he watches Jessica receive "attentions" from his teammates.

Do you think it's true!? It's tittilating really to imagine.

@24-- Must've been some really fantastic sex. I certainly fucking hope so, at least.

Even worse......imagine spending an hour with that bucket mouth D Richards? Jesus....I'd go Cho.

I am a champion at nude photo hunt also!!!! hahaha my friends and I go to the bar specifically for that game. One time I went and someone had put in 150 credits... for fun... all for us. It was lovely.

If I could fuck Jessica Simpson, I'd be like "Screw this team" and run out on the field with speedskates, swimming goggles, and hockey mask on. I'd yell "Hike" hit the football with a golf club, scream "Home Run", ride a race horse off the field, and throw a javelin into the scoreboard. Then I'd spend the next 6 months beating her pussy up like it owed 3 months rent. Fuck the playoffs, I got pussy on the couch.

I guess that's why I'll never be a NFL quarterback. Because, physically, I've got the talent.

She is just plain smoking hot. I would bone her til I was raw and she could not walk, and not care what anyone thought. Screw Texas. Screw Cowboys fans. And yeah, keep screwing Jussica baby!!!!!

@28.....you're fucking awesome. ha ha ha

supposedly they're going to sing a duet together LOL

http://snagwiremedia.com/wickedyouth/2008/01/jessica-simpson-to-record-duet.html

Thank you Miss! I too am aware of your "awesomeness"! It shines sooooo brightly Darling!

I just don't want anyone to become angry and rain on our wonderful. glorious parade!

@27 - if he asked her that then she yelled out, "Joe! Joe's my daddy" or maybe she just pointed to her dad because he was probably right there.

This is great news. There's no chance of these idiots mixing their genes to create the world's dumbest human. Genitalia priviledges revoked.

My turn to love her long time.....

@37--
How could she yell out anything with Papa Joe's dick in her mouth. Romo just got sick of all the three-ways with daddy.

Even if they rain on our parade, Elton's Lover we shall stand victorious - hand in hand and sing Elton's "I'm still standing" to our heinous offenders!

ps. Papa..you are on FIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I like her. seems saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site millionairefriends.com. I will check if it is true.

#42 You are quite distasteful!!!

America's Team.........................Don't fuck with America........

And to the fucking dumb-ass that thinks Dubya is Texan........he was born in fucking CONNECTICUT, he ain't no fucking Texan.

@40...well..I did say she "may have pointed"...but now you have me convinced she did point..what with her mouth full of Joesauge.

Romo is the most overrated QB in the NFL. Jones really fucked up by giving him $67 million dollars. He's a choker. He will never win the big games.

Papa Joe is now seriously pissed off because he's going to have to figure out another way to sell Chestica to the public, since her "talent" isn't doing the trick.

I'd feel like such a bullshit artist if I looked up on to those gigantic stadium screens and saw some 'little' woman with my number on her jersey.

Hunters, gatherers. Hunters, gatherers.

At #42- you almost got me. I almost fell for your subtle, yet crafty attempt to get me to go look at that site. You are an advertising veteran, and I know Ford, American Express, and Zerox were just stepping stones in your career path before you eventually began the advertising campaign for millioniarefriends.com. I hope when Donald Trump is done with Celebrity Apprentice, he starts a new season of Down's Syndrome Apprentice. I think you will win, especially the challenges involving making paintings with your own feces, longest drool (from chin to knee) and banging your head on the fridge till you become unconscious. Keep up the good work, and I'm sure millioniarewhateverthefuck.com will receive hits into the deep tens today because of your expertise.

Yo Tranny, "America's Team"? Uh, no. The 'boys haven't been worthy of that title since the 80's. How many years without a playoff win... and counting? Them boys were just beaten by a friggin beat-up wild card team. What have they got to show for it? T.O crying? You should be embarassed. Maybe you should try rooting for the Texans instead.

They had one last, mournful 3-way after the game. Romo boinked Jessica (or was it the other way around?) while Daddy peed on Romo, telling him to pretend he had won and it was Gatorade. They all had tears in their eyes.

*Sniff sniff* he's my quarterback...Why he be throwing away perfectly good white pussy? Damn.

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#30 Ahhh hahahaha!!!

So Romo won't be dancing in that end zone any time soon?

Hate to re-post something I said on the O'Connell post, but it's about the same person:

I want to take the person in #52 and pull off her panties, and with all my might and strength, open-handedly slap her cunt as hard as God will allow me to do so. I mean I really want to whack it.

Number 1 in merchandise again this year and Tony's jersey was the top selling one on nfl.com. I think that inculdes that fucking ugly ass pink one.

So I think America still loves the Cowboys.

I do root for the Texans except when they play the Cowboys. So on Sundays I have two teams to cheer on.

Ahh those "Mexans" love their "Cryboys" don't they ?
HAHAHAHAHAHA .....................
HAHAHAHAHA ....................

42- You could have told me they don't let broke whores in before I made a complete ass of myself. A little courtesy next time, eh?

#58 - How much for an alignment and rotation? And check out the pressure on my left nut.

who doesn't love nude photo hunt? thanks for posting about it. Now I know what I should do this weekend.

#30? 'Bucket mouth'? Is that a literal translation?

Frist, you bitch! I'll get my mom to kick your ass if you don't watch it!

Seriously, 'bucket mouth'? That's funny? Ha-Ha (?)..

I like Jessica. She did nothing wrong at all. She's a good sweet person who is gorgeous!!

I like Jessica. She did nothing wrong at all. She's a good sweet person who is gorgeous!!

Ignore the egomaniacs and they'll go away. They enjoy stealing people's friends, girlfriends, whatever.

She just looks like the type of chick who would think it's "sexy" to use her teeth while sucking dick.

#46 - (crickets)

#52 - Seriously, I may just start visiting weathlyfucks.com just to spite your annoying ass.

I had no idea that God monitored the force of contact during cunt-slapping.

Cool!

hahahahahaha

@65-- A slight graze or tiny nibble has never caused complaint. But I'm sure daddy taught her better than that.

This reminds me of the brilliant quote by Goldie Hawn, "I fancy you, Bruce".

I'm so at a loss here. I don't know who the fuck is who!

The catcher walks up to the pitcher to buy time for the relief pitcher.

I'm losing my mind again.

Zanna, you didn't 'fluff' me enough.

#32 -- i am right there with ya. For one -- if a NFL qb cant handle the pressure of a chick coming to see him. then hes F%^&ed. probably has a limp D%^& in bed too. But for the most part--- what a complete idiot . they are not going to the playoffs-- then he breaks up with her,. how dumb can he be. they are in the off season. He could of given it a real to be with one of the hottest woman around. Shoot -- or at least rode her around all summer till preseason starts. tony romo = TONY The dumb FUK HOMO

Did someone lose their balls? Oh, Yeah.

Nice excuse Tony. There's a book called "He's Just Not That into You;" Tony used one of the all time greats.

Real excuse: "Dude, no way I'm gonna let America, the World, my teammates and Opie and Anthony make fun of me no mo!"

Oh and Jessica.....ha....ha!

My, My! Look what the breeze blew in!

Ninj, d'you mind a bit of teeth?

Nice to see Papahotnuts back in action. How's the bayou?

It's so dramatic in here, I feel like I'm watching a "Family Matters" marathon.

It's all chicken but the beak.

78 - it IS you. So what do you think of the new FISH swimming around?

that's what she said.

I hate a woman using her teeth while giving a blowjob. That's why I stick to homeless people and my grandmother.

Dick, you know I love you, no need to bring in the moms..

Besides, I was laughing at "going Cho"

Office Whore... I'd like to apologize for my earlier remark that you work at Daddy's Tire Shop. In all actuality, I was describing myself. And my lame attempt at humor, set a few folks over the edge.

Here... I picked you this shiny dildo.

Friends??

Pinky, she better sterlize it first, it was just in AnonymousSpamMartyr's ass.

Papa, Don't forget the Asian orphans who have no dental plan.

83- It matches my bedazzeled jean jacket! *tear. tear.*

I like you Office Whore... here, bend over and let me drawn sunshines and clouds on your bottom.

Apache, I thought you had your jaw surgically dislocated to avoid scraping. And you were right about semen being an anti-depressant.

I feel like I've been placed in the bipolar field of the sacred and the profane.

My mind is going Dave. I can feel it.

joe simpson will be devastated. He was looking to upgrade from Adam Levin,John Mayer,Nick Lachey...

-DJ

http://www.gossipsquad.com

@88-
I'm not depressed, nor is anything dislocated. Remember the fangs? You liked those.

Why don't we take these onto the patio, it's a terribly lovely evening?

How much for an order of ribs?

I'm Robbie Taylor graduate of black acting school.

Pinky- don't forget Kentucky

This can't be fucking real.

Office Whore is funny. We could be friends. I think.

Office Whore? Do you like rum and 103* water? Walks in the rain? Gay porn?

Funny, Woodhorse, I said the same thing when I once saw this picture of an abnormally pink penis with no balls. Weird.

#88 Antidepresant, huh. Is that what your boyfriend tells you to get you to swallow?

Apache, I remember the vampire teeth. *starts to sweat*

The semen comment was a supposed to be a lead-in to my blowing a fat load in your uterus, and you were doing so well. So, let's try this again.

*stares blankly at Apache*

@97-
Sorry, you admitting I was correct about something just stunned me momentarily.

@96-
Nobody said it had to be orally administered.

*runs in*....Ninj...it doesn't look like you'll need fluffing......but I will pat your brow, she's got you all sweaty and shit.

And yes, Woodhorse....it's real..it's all very real. But if you turn off the computer....we go away.

Wally, you seem flabbergasted?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/flabbergasted

#26 hahahahahaha

#26 hahahahahaha

@100 - WELL played, sir...WELL played.

#91 - Welcome to sneaking in at the movies....

BATTY BATTY BATTY!!!

Woodhorse woke up and thought it was Autumn of 2006 all over again...

If you all are really AFJ's crew where's the Wally's mom gives great head without her teef joke?

#105 - She's sucking my dick now... I love geriatric mom-of-a-fake-Marine pussy...

Thank god, Im a stinking Cowboys fan, i cant stand that fucking cunt
she should be ass raped by their O-line

I'm just going to go ahead and say it..this romance was most likely a bunch of blown up for publicity nonsense. I think she was a distraction to him because she seems to breed bad and negative press part and parcel because all of the shiteous movies and music she puts out. You never saw a picture of them together where there was any eye contact going on. She seems like the type that would call and text 500 times a day until you are forced to change your cell number and go on remote hunting trips in order to ESCAPE. I seriously hope to see Tony next year at the Superbowl. He is way to cute and nice to get down with the Simpsons,

#26 hahahahahaha

where you from snarf? New York? You know nothing about TEXANS

where you from snarf? New York? You know nothing about TEXANS

where you from snarf? New York? You know nothing about TEXANS

where you from snarf? New York? You know nothing about TEXANS

What a fucking idiot Tony Romo is, He thinks getting laid fucks up his game.
Look at all of these sports greats that have won Championships, they have wives, kids and relatives dying like arab terrorists and you think that a sure pussy is your problem. Damn dude, you had a air head blond keeping your bed warm and you blame her for you suck performance. You must be gay. If anything that hot cunt should have made you play better. Gee what a doofus.

You're the fucking idiot......... Tony NEVER said one word about JS after playing like shit......... The dip-shit fans blamed her.... not Tony.
Fucking cunts, do you believe every fucking thing you read at this piece-of-shit website?

Woodhorse is Wally? Really? I dunno. Seems a little too sharp, whereas Wally is sharp like a marble. By the way, who is Wally? Anyway, I'm surprised at the Tony Homo news, since a tranny and her leeringly priapistic tagalong dad seemed perfect for him. He can really handle pressure up the middle.

#82. I'm just kidding with you. You know I love you!

#115, yes I do. Like D. Richards loves me. It says it, it's TRUE!!!!!

This website is a piece of shit? Since when???

Frist, my penis is not named Dick Richards. His name is 'Hank'.

Tiny Hank is undecided.

i could kick your ass at nude photo hunt.

I heard they tied the knot last weekend.

Snaaaaaaaarf!

If you watched the video during the game you would know she was in the middle of saying Romo, that is why her face looks like that...and please I know she is little dumb acting but she is no dummy!! If this really is true then she is better off if he is going to break up with her b/c of what someone else thinks!! I think she just really needs to find a good man that will treat her the way she wants to be treated. I feel bad for her, she obviously has low self esteem, why I don't know but she is just looking for the "right man" in the wrong places.

If you honestly think Texans (and Romo) believe Jessica Simpson is to blame for the losses, Y'ALL are ignorant.

Honestly, I don't think that's the reason why he broke up with her. That's not a good enough reason at all to break up. He probably just wanted to break up with her for other reasons, that's just an excuse.

DUMB WHORE.

N O T !

N E X T !