Jan 11 2008Tila Tequila is a leprechaun

Tila Tequila dropped her phone while leaving the Golden Globes Silverspoon gift bag event in West Hollywood yesterday. Fortunately her male assistant was there to pick it up while she squealed in a voice that only dogs and mice can hear. I also love how Tila Tequila’s wears lingerie for a shirt. She’s like a sexy leprechaun you can put in your pocket. Which I would then send her through the wash. I have no idea where she's been. At her height, it could be a plethora of tiny, gross places. Like Frankie Muniz's house.


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Midget.

She should do porn. Midget Porn is huge now. Get it?? HUGE!!!

OMG, love her shoes...

HA! Good One!

ew

I ate her pussy and 15 minutes later I was hungry. Well, also, my lips were blistering.

OMG, love her shoes...

a "sexy" leprechaun? You're 1/2 right

people think she's hot? she looks like a praying mantis in the last photo. ugh!!

It's weird that Asians considered by others to be attractive look very insect-like to me. I'm pretty sure this one would bite your head off during mating, and later beat the murder rap using the "instinct" defense.

Please don't give this whore anymore space unless she's naked. . .and dipped in honey. . .and standing in front of fireants.


THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEEEEEEE!!!

only MTV could make a celebrity out of this skank

This bitch is clearly obnoxious, and untalented. Having said that, this outfit makes me want to wreck this ho. Of course, I would have to render her unconcious due to the undeniable fact that if I were to hear her talking during a very rough session of intercourse my dick would not fall off, but-- let's just say I'd have an innie, instead of an very extremely large outtie.

She looks like a spinner.

She looks like the toilet brush my cousin's ex-wife keeps in the guest bath in her mobile home. It's decorated and shit.

I have to find out which store she went to for her Hollywood Prostitute costume. Unfortunately it seems to have been mixed with a pair of nun's socks and the shoes June Cleaver wears when she's feeling frisky.

Love her greasy hair.

Do you wan numba one fukki? She luv you...long time....fifteen doelars each!

This must be one of those left behind Vietcong Asian Spie Whores ,caught in the act, dropping her new spy sexgadgets.......

Might be adviceable to hand this one over to Authorities after we've all given her a ride american doggy style....

Be sure to wear your protection...

She's a tight little spinner!

Although the colour green is more related to leprechauns,she's a leprechaun in this way.She's going to find that pot of gold near the rainbow (if she didn't already).

@15 Victoria, I know right where she goes. It is the Hustler store on Sunset.

Male friend? really? thats all i have to say.

She looks more like a leper-whore.

She's very respected.People even bow for her deeply.

Male friend? really? thats all i have to say.

That guy's spraying Raid at Tila's feet! You see it?!

Get that cockroach!

You people are exceptionally racist. Although I agree she's pretty much a whore, it has nothing to do with her ethnicity!

lol @#9

Not even close to being attractive in any way, shape or form.

Little gook whore. You want sucky sucky? :-D Oh well, mama-san is laughing all the way to the bank. But she looks like she's about 45 years old in these photos. Too much saki I guess.

this nasty krazee skank claims that while growing up she had 'identity issues' like thinking she was Latino instead of Asian. Um, last time I checked she looks 100% asian, or as the Latins call them 'china' to me. lol She seems delusional. her eyes are super way apart, like you can stick a 3rd eye right smack in teh middle. ching chong ding dong. one dolla' make me holla. cheeeese.

this nasty krazee skank claims that while growing up she had 'identity issues' like thinking she was Latino instead of Asian. Um, last time I checked she looks 100% asian, or as the Latins call them 'china' lol She seems delusional. her eyes are super way apart, like you can stick a 3rd eye right smack in teh middle. ching chong ding dong. one dolla' make me holla. cheeeese.

D. Richards is even shorter than Tila Tequila.

Who is she and why is she famous? Just looking at her makes me want to hit her in the side of the face with a golf club.

I would soooooo titty fuck this whore

Where be me lucky charms???

She's had soooooo much work done in just the last year! Check out what she used to look like - praying mantis is right!

http://www.joyangeles.com/may2006/francesca2006efroparty_00012.jpg

Must fight the urge... that outfit makes me want to bend her over and start driving.

Tila Tequila is an uglier than a fart asian trying to look hot and miserably failing with that disgustingly ugly fart face and a body that is nothing over the top, even after having gotten several plastic surgeries, topped up by a bunch of terribly ugly tattoos.

She's made herself hate-able to a lot of people, but she is very fine looking

This thing sexy? please, Superfish writer. She's so ugly that it hurts to look at her, dressed as a slut because it's her only way of getting attention, with that scary face she has no other options.

#37 - nice pic! She really used to look like shit. Not that she looks great now, not by a longshot.

street walker.

god, why in the hell is this shitty little skank considered a celebrity?
her time is 14 minutes and 30 seconds and counting.........

If she ever screamed at me like that, I would pull a gun on her ass. Seriously. What the photo doesn't show is that the bitch shattered glass and left bleeding ears all around her. Except for her assistant, who is already deaf.

She looks like a hooker. Agree with #1

My goodness, who is her stylist? Doesn't she know shes supposed to put a shirt on over that?

Even Amy Winehouse is way prettier and hotter than this constipated looking ugly as hell chick.

Wanna see your Dick, " Missing in Action" ?

You know what to do...

She looks like a hooker. Agree with #1

wow she's UGLY

It's nice to see that I am not the only one who thinks this bitch looks like she belongs in the Lord of the Rings or maybe the Wizard of Oz. Seriously, who would want to stick their dick in that? Her head is shaped funny.

What's with all the racist redneck comments? I didn't know so many of the inbreds in the trailer parks have an internet connection.

Please do not say the words racist redneck , we can not tolerate this at this public board

Who is this ugly freak?

It's your momma

@26 - well played! She's even shrieking like those cartoon bugs, "RAID?!"

It was said shejust enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on http://interracialsingleonline.com and many hot picture are shown...so man fans show so much interesting to her there, oh, really? it is nice to enjoy more about it...

She's very modest and down to earth.She doesn't wear flashy jewellery.A jewel doesn't need to wear jewellery(:

She looks like she could use a shower. She also looks like she forgot to look in the mirror before she left the house. Long socks with mini skirts are only ok for catholic school girls

#59) You're in good mood Sauron.What happen?

Wtf's with all the gook, ching chong, love you long time bullshit? Yeah, she ain't hot but fk that if it has to do with race. There's ugly whores in all colours. Don't focus on her race. Focus on the fact that she's a rich bitch that has whored herself to fame.

#8- GREAT call. This chick is sexy from the neck down at best. Actually I would prefer to fuck her headless body.

Code Blue. TSOL.

wow shes ugly, who is she?

vapid, alien looking motherfuckin' cunt

#35

>>"I would soooooo titty fuck this whore"

At least, you would if she had titties.

Nothing good has come out of Myspace. Case in point.

For some reason, she reminds me of a tampon. I will never understand why people are paying her. she's totally lacking in any kind of talent and she is butt ugly.

I wish TIla is my girlfriend!

Also I love her song - I love you and Memories. She is a very talented singer, entertainer, and TV person.

#69 (ironic) reTodd, perhaps u can has fidn hur on meetrichmillionairebimingle.com quick, go check!

HAHAH!!! Tilla Tequila Tampon. I love it.

Why do celebrities think they look sexy when they dress like common street walkers. Do they need a stylist to look this bad?

I'd stick it in her pooter.

...it meaning a stick of TNT.

bottom line, every hetero male on this site would fuck her in oh so many ways.

What is that THING???

and some straight females would give her a shot no doubt

She is like a miniature Olsen twin.... Is that redundant?

I bet she has a tiny vajayjay though with Kung Fu Grip...

hmm, shes funny lookin. BUT she has a nice, big mouth.

That's an optical illusion. Her mouth is only open 1/4" diameter.

Is she supposed to be good looking? I think I am a pretty good judge of other females.. and while she does have a nice body, I think her face is really unattractive. And the clothes look good -- but not together. For bedroom/porn photos, fine. But for being out on the street during the daytime, that outfit is pure ghastly.

I think her face is unattractive, too. Her body's okay, just a little too short. I am an asian and i can say that there are definitely much more asians that look so much better than her out there.

Oh and of COURSE she's covered in fucking stupid tattoos. Hey girls, a little hint? The tattoo craze is fucking over. Looking like a heroine biker whore just ain't all that anymore.

Wait... THIS is what we have to stare at all weekend???

Who IS this??

Looks like common street trash. The fact that this waste of an orgasm has any popularity says a lot about our culture. Not much of it good.

She's hot!

WHERE IS BOBBY?!?!?!?!

is she asian or hispanic...shit, I can't tell

why didn't she just bend over herself, she looks like she would take it up the ass. oops, I didn't mean to drop the phone...

is she asian or hispanic...shit, I can't tell

why didn't she just bend over herself, she looks like she would take it up the ass. oops, I didn't mean to drop the phone...

bottom line, every hetero male on this site would fuck her in oh so many ways.
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90. you are a tard.

her outfit is so telling of what an idiot that dumb ho is.

chinky do da's face looks like a pancake.

Man, I would love to rape that ass ! She is a little bit old for my taste. Lil'bit.
However just like the Giants will cover the spead against the Cowboys this weekend, I would let her cover mine too !

Take my manjuice up your tight ass you little midget freak !!!

You just wanna look CHEAP and extremely horney, THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!
But I must say:
TO MOST PEOPLE YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED QUITE WELL!!

Anyone else notice in the third picture her armpit looks like a vagina?

Wow! nearly 100 comments of racist misogeny.

Wow! A post full of spelling errors.

actually her suit are a litttle like bitch , and porn is an element of her daily life, she has just seu up a profile at http://pinkmingle.com and seems that she wants to date with other females at once.... LOl

pinkmingle -

i saw you dangle a dingle berry

with your lips pressed

to that rock hard

horse cock.

She would be a street whore if she wasn't famous for some unknown reason. I think she's Philipino, which means she's mixed Pacific Islander and Spanish or Portuguese. Anyway, she can suck my cock for $20.

she looks like a prostitute

What's so wrong about looking like a hooker anyway?


???????

Fugly stripper? Seriously I don't get it. She's disgusting.

good!!!

Wash.Your.Hair.

She is so beautiful. I saw her profile on WealthyRomance.com last week. It is said she is dating a young multi-millionaire on that site now.

kuku...er....lulu, could you please explain how people not likely this little wack job is misogynistic? Please? I'd really love to hear that line of reasoning...not. you are an idiot. I think it's hilarious that you are complaing about spelling here and you cannot even spell M-I-S-O-G-Y-N-Y correctly. Before you put others down for something, it'd probably be a wise idea to make sure you are not guilty of the very same thing.

Uh... yeah... she's pretty skanky.

Let me get this straight. Until a year ago, this nasty slut was a stripper or phone sex operator with a myspace page. Then she did a omnisexual reality tv orgy for the enrichment of America's 13-16 year-olds and now she has an assistant? Cops, nurses, teachers start at 25K all over the good ol' US of A but Tila Tequila can afford shopping sprees at Frederick's of Hollywood and an assistant. It must really be the Apocalypse.

She's like some Japanese ninja Lolita creature. She's sexy in a way because she seems subhuman, which means you don't have to pay attention to her feelings or thoughts. She promises unlimited cheap carnal delights.

But if you did have sex with this creature, you'd probably feel a slow, creeping sense of guilt, ending with suicide.

"Tila Tequila is a leprechaun"


More like, a Lesbo-chaun.

She's so hot. Anyone see her profile on leprechaunmatch.com?

10 year old boy with long hair.

she is as horrible as cunty hilton

she is as horrible as cunty hilton

She's like a cute, asian alien. And not the illegal kind!

Very extraterrestrial type facial features!

Tila, will you marry me?

skank, plain and simple. And she is plain and probably pretty simple.

While I agree she does look like an ugly little troll-slut, I bet she still looks better than many of the inbred trailer park types who frequent this site.

While I agree she does look like an ugly little troll-slut, I bet she still looks better than many of the inbred trailer park types who frequent this site.

i wonder what part of fugly towns she originates from...

This is one ugly looking broad. No class whatsoever and her show is a huge stupid carnival of wasted air time...

She is a really sexy and hot girl..It seems that she has a personal account at a military&admirer dating club with her pictures and blog. She is so popular there. Her photos on that site " wealthybeauty.com" I hope I were her, thus I can date those hot guys there...LOL..wish she make it ,she is always in style . no matter what things happened , we should stand by sb. but who cares it is true or not ?

This creature is 4 ft. of pure ugly. No class. No personality. No sex appeal. In fact, she kind of sucks the pretty out of the air around her. Trolls run when they see her. HIDEOUS!

most asian females in american media are fugly. except for kelly hu.

This is the worst of Asia. Tattoos suck.

@37 - Wow, her tongue is long in that pic.

I'm hungry. I'm going to look at babyglyniss latest pics.

this broad looks like a small chinese boy with a wig on. and she laughs like chucky from the rugrats. its disgusting. everyone knows she was on myspace and thats what blew her up, right? all of the nasty horny cybermen cant get enough of her man like mannerisms. you know what i dont like even more than this girl? when this website tells me i cant post a comment because ive posted too many in the past few minutes. especially when i've only posted one. i guess what theyre trying to say is they cant handle me. but i'll be the judge of that.

She is so short, she can suck my cock while standing.

asian chicks, take note
DONT cut your hair.

jason you want a sug mom b/c you know u cant take care of yourself.
sad
way
2
live.

verry sad.

I see at least half a dozen prettier Asian women here in Toronto every day.

pfttttt..
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Like I've said before, the Lady-Boy suffers from the "Orange on a toothpick" head to neck ratio.

Should have picked Dani.

She looks and sounds like an alien. lmao

I am envious of her great skin. it is said that she takes massages every day. no wonder her skin is great. i am envious of it. i like it. it give me funny and relax. one day, i found a social service, PubSpa.com. it enable me to find a right partner who is interested in massage and learn a lot via videos regarding massage and beauty care.

she's the hottest among the gnomes

Meh... bukkake-able and that's about it.

God she's ugly. And a horrible dresser. I totally see her future and it does't look bright.

And this walking trip to the free clinic is famous because...?

Hey vicky:

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I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405


great shoes!

EXTREMELY, I SAY EXTREMELY FUCKABLE!

Why is this girl famous? oh that's right...for having ZERO talent. Quit giving this girl any coverage pluueeeasse!!!!

Just forget about her and everyone else will too. Gook? Are you like a Vietnam vet or something? Did you fight Charlie? Nobody here can be that old if you're reading articles about Sleeza Tequila. Yes, it's an opinionated board, but rascism? Really? I bet your Gramps would be proud, but there's no room for you anymore. Just die and the world will be better.

gawd ...she is one grotesque-looking dwarf .... she better be careful or her head's gonna get carved out for Halloween

wow she may not be attractive to alot of you guys, but whats with the racist comments? unattractive people come in all colors. look at all you white trash people out there.

wow kels, what are you 8?

wow kels, what are you 8?

Wow, it's nice to know this is what White Trash Americans do on their spare time besides being couch patatoes, sucking on patato chips, and watching rodeos on their little 1980s television that they probably stole from Wal-mart. Oh well, call Tila what you want, but she's getting air time and making millions while you morons are still feeding off roadkill. YEE HAW to that.

OKAY FIRST OF ALL, HER BEING AN ASIAN DOESNT MEAN SHE'S A SLUT.SECONDLY, NOT ALL ASIANS ARE UGLY AND "MIDGET-LIKE". WHATEVER SOME GUY AT THE TOP SAIID, THAT LOW IQ GUY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT HE CANT BLAME SOME PEOPLE FINDING ASIANS ATTRACTIVEE. DUDEEE WHATEVER RACE YOU ARE i BET YOUR SO DAMN UGLYY TO EVEN GET A GURL YOUR OWN RACE. SO WHO CAN BLAME OTTHERS FOR LIKING ASIANS? THEYREEEE HAWWWT!

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OK u people need to stop haten on Tila and asians. I luv asian women. I have an asian girlfriend n not afraid to tell.

SO U POEPLE NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT ASIANS WOMEN!!!!!!!!!

OK u people really need to stop haten on Tila and asian women. Theres nothin wrong with Tila shes a beautiful lady. I have an asian girlfriend n not afraid to tell.

SO U ALL NEED 2 SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT TILA N ASIAN WOMEN!!!!

There human just like us.


that skirt makes me want to do her sideways, upside down, inside out.........enough said.

I am an Asian female and she's the ugliest Asian-white mixed I;ve ever seen. I am saying this because if I say that Tila tequila is UGLY then people always think I am a non-asian racist or something. She's a degrading and UGLY!!! representation of asian females in US. Ordinary girls from my ethinicity look way better than her ugly square-shaped face. She looks rather like those male-order prostitutes from southeast asian countries.

I am an Asian female and she's the ugliest Asian-white mixed I;ve ever seen. I am saying this because if I say that Tila tequila is UGLY then people always think I am a non-asian racist or something. She's a degrading and UGLY!!! representation of asian females in US. Ordinary girls from my ethinicity look way better than her ugly square-shaped face. She looks rather like those male-order prostitutes from southeast asian countries.

Hey Hiropon i can tell that u r a good lookin asian female

Hey Hiropon i can tell that u r a good lookin asian female

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